OMFG - Skyrim [Part 15] - You're messin' with the wrong Dovakiin!

[TheKorrac]

butterface...

[Yaguacho]

I cant believe that he killed falmer and chaur...i?

[lyokomaniac]

27 people tried messing with the wrong dovakin

[Myrdin90]

@OMFGcata

nnnnNNNGGGGHHHYYYAAAAAAAAA!

wHY DID YOU USE THE PETTY SOULGEM(of extreme suck btw) INSTEAD OF THE GREATER SOULGEM(of incredible awesome)! WHY?!

[SlvrsApprentice]

good idea Phil.. hurpderp

[kippekop100]

hahahahah GODDAMNED

[Sunlulu909]

lol jesse raging

[tom4O78]

Rocky my friend, the shield bash also stunts the enemy, so I do not find it inefficient. Its just your opinion.

[R0ckyoS0cks]

just my little nitpick.

[R0ckyoS0cks]

OMG... i know that u've already gotten to episode, what? 49?, but i just gotta complain a little about your fighting style. wut's the point of using a shield if all ur gonna do with it is waste ur stamina and attack with it!? u said that "i like the safety of using a shield better." if all u do is shield bash with it and not actually block the attacks, whats the point??? if u wanna attack with 2 hands, dual wield!

Basically, shield bashes waste stam, leave u open, and are totally inefficient.

[HellsingRuler]

@R0ckyoS0cks okay here is my little nitpick, it is only part 15, 16 if you count part 9,5 as a separate episode, also cut him some slacks he hardly plaid the game, i should know i plaid for 63 hours and i hardly feel like i have gotten anywhere, though i am leader of the companions.... and i am werewolf... and i completed more than 5 deadric quests and i made my own orc armor

[MUFCtom95]

@HellsingRuler How can you spell played, plaid. It makes no sense!!

[HellsingRuler]

@MUFCtom95 I take you mean Still, but let me tell you *crafting*(including enchanting) that and just like Jesse i PICK EVERYTHING UP! that and once i had to walk, because i had become over burden, from a place called Knifepoint Ridge, down to Falkreath, because i though i could get a carriage there, which you by the way cant, and from there up to Whiterun, try to see how long that takes. On the right side I GOT LOOT! and EBONY Mail... which i dont use YAY!! :D

[rayvn03]

I misread Nords of Skyrim as Nerds of Skyrim lol.

Also, thank you Jesse for not subjecting us to cutesy anime crap mods or skankifying your character.

[dukiefour4]

A sin against manhood says the man who catches butterflys haha

[xXStudiosx]

USE YOUR MAGIC!! USEE YOURRR MAGGGIIICCC!!!! TT~TT



[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

nov 29, 2011 jesse cox meats lizzie the argonian

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

in one of these caves there should be 2 paths

[gwwolf97]

he could have used a scroll sigh'

[PaPaPa723]

you look so useless when you give the staves to your companion... -,-

[TheAmazingTortoise]

Oh well, if Jesse had been a Vampire he'd be immune to Poisons and Diseases.

[Callumsmith9898]

29:03

Chaurus: "hehehehe, U MAD BRO?"

[ashyzVIDZ]

YO GOT 3 GOOLD NECKLACES CUZ YO PIIIMP!!! XD

[ashyzVIDZ]

Darkwater Is where Ralof is caught at the beginning of the game that explains the random crap floating down the waterfall its Stormcloak supplies

[reign6of6terror6]

'The Amulet of Kings'

now that brings back memories.

[MultiTravelers]

can somebody just tell me what video it is when he finally makes it to the greybeards? Maybe episode 78?

[PTMxCh00bX]

anybody notice he get a disease by the Familiar? around 45:00 , Rockjoint

[barrydoyle18]

lol! Oh trip wire does that do, BOOM! he moved out the way just in time...

[barrydoyle18]

Harvest sound, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup :P

[MrZinkare]

Jesse - You can hotkey potions.

[JamestheDude2010]

Jesse Angry! JESSE SMASH!

[TheVladBlog]

Jesse, 15 videos and yet you still haven't figured out the what the F5 key is all about. :)

[THEkvertha]

@TheVladBlog TheVladBlog 15 videos and you haven't noticed him saying "I'll just f5 before doing this" yet. Nice one

[THEkvertha]

@TheVladBlog Oh, and 40:53

[Burdulader]

@TheVladBlog you are a retard, he obviously F5 to quick save and would sometimes say it out loud -_-

[99frojo]

does anyone know if there's a place i can get to play skyrim for free?

[TheMuffinBurgler]

@99frojo Just wait for it to go on sale.



[oliveranation]

didn't jesse saw that his arrows were all going in the water cuz he did not charge ?

[Stoneman66666]

@oliveranation That's not how it works, I'm afraid, it was either that he wasn't drawing the string back far enough or he was missing =) The charge just relates to whether or not the enchantment on the item activates.

[oliveranation]

@Stoneman66666 thats what i meant to say but i couldn't find the words, thanxs :D

[Stoneman66666]

@oliveranation Oh, I SEEEEEE! I assumed you meant like he had no charge, but you mean he didn't charge it! Sorry about that =')

[InsatiableBloodlust]

So when you get an enchantment, do you keep it? Please can I have an answer.

[A56aRd1aN]

@InsatiableBloodlust When you have an enchanted weapon/armour, you can destroy that item and retrieve its enchantment (fire, frost, absorb health, etc). That enchantment can then be applied to more weapons/armour as many times as you want. The higher the soul gem (lesser to grand), the more damage per charge. Hope that helps!

[darklinkandmario]

ive discovered dont fight the falmer till your higher level

[sukibisbotka]

Lol this guy fails so bad in this game.

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

@sukibisbotka dude gtfo if your gonna hate

[sukibisbotka]

Fuck!!!! This guy is so stupid. His slow in watever he does !!!!

[BuchaczJamajka]

I just couldn't stand watching as he enchanted his best weapon using a petty soul gem :( I mean, how many charges is it going to have? Forty, maybe?

[whynottalklikeapirat]

chitin is pronounced with a K and its what the exoskeleton that bugs are made of

[whynottalklikeapirat]

i dont own this game. its years since i played oblivion. why do i watch these vids every day?

[dragonmaster5314]

i dont like this videos title as it implies that there is a RIGHT dovakin to mess with!

[S1M1528P]

favourited for pain in the glass ;)

[TheDraco5050]

I can't wait until he fights a dragon priest

[MultiPolo78]

RAGING !!!!!

[MrRandomuser96]

My name is Phil, and I am, in fact, a mage...

[joonas888]

19:27 - critical fail: fireball, and BOOM goes woman.

[M4NFR0]

he made an old knights of the old republic reverence sweet

[MrPuppeteye]

There should be a Beowulf easter egg in Skyrim :/

[666Shinedown]

@MrPuppeteye I think HighHrothgar is a reference to Beowulf because Beowulf DOES help king Hrothgar (yes he is a real person) to rid him of Grendel :D

[killere2009]

you can be a good voice actor for NPCS

[randomname311]

the most times i have seen him die

[Talonknife6]

Of course Jesse wants to get to the pot.... XD

[ScottRamirezX]

Hearing jesse rage is HILARIOUS :P

[WorldWideWreckage]

Screw the dragons, these chaurus are just nightmarish compared to them.

[bobthebuilder12346]

holy crap this is funny

[du8u8u8o]

RGRRGRGGRRGRGRGRGHJESERFGVUDFY­BEUF

[du8u8u8o]

Y TEH FUK R U LEVN AL TEH GOD STUF

[du8u8u8o]

why does my dogs lips taste moldy?

[BBCamerican123]

12:49 That would be a pelvis

[bulletron3000]

I've never seen Jesse so determined in anything before

[miacatchan]

Jesse raging= lolfest

[GrandvisionStudio]

Lol I laughed so hard when you kept shooting the arrows without holding it down for it to go farther, it didn't even hit the monsters, like 10 of the arrows, what an epic fail that was, thanks for the entertainment but you are terribad at archery. The longer you hold it down the farther it goes and the more damage it does.

[pokemon2127]

u almost fell off 2 waterfalls like 4 inchs away

[pokemon2127]

probaly would of died without here ?

[pokemon2127]

34:21 a shark in the water if u can see it

[pokemon2127]

where do u get that spell for that awesome wolf ?

[pokemon2127]

take the sheild she could use it ?

[pokemon2127]

skip to 1:29 sex noises what is his partner doing 0.0

[MrCeilingFan24]

Chaurus's and Falmer's are always mixed together and it is always annoying. Id rather take on three Dragons at once.

[UnboundStormweaver]

@MrCeilingFan24 It's because the Chaurus's are kinda used as cattle for the Falmer.. as creepy as that sounds..

[LakeofGlass]

Okay, this is making me truly laugh. This sounds like my bro on 4 redbulls or something.

[kartoonistgirl]

well.... I always say the angrier you are the better you fight in video games..... I'm just glad Jesse didn't rage quit on those a**holes

[RickyNorthantsEDL]

lol @ this episode, "owww that keep was a bit to low leval for me I think".......... "ohhh S!@#! these Bas*@r#! are killing me!!"

@ jesse, im a new sub but this was much more entertaining than your prev skyrim lets play's, love your play troughs of skyrim (considering ive played it trough so many times already) but this episode so far made me want to watch more!

p.s love how you noob so many things because of still learning! :)

[Pandastar27]

GRRRR the shield.. The 1H sword. PUT EM ON THEY ARE BETTER THEN YOURS TT-TT *bangs head against cement wall*

[Pandastar27]

@Pandastar27 Now he puts the shield on but not the sword... dear lord T-T Driving me INSANE

[heinzie5]

i think im level 12 or 13 and the companions have sent me to this cave. am i just too low level? because i keep getting totally raped...

[Farbo123]

@heinzie5 The game always scales to your level. If youre having trouble, think about All of your available options. For example, spamming summon atranoch/fimilar can supply cannon fodder for things you cant tank, or just distract while you run off to heal

[heinzie5]

@Farbo123 thanks for the advice. i beat this bit a while ago now though :-p i went through a patch of dying alot as i headed into the northeast area of the map too but ive got that down as well now xD

[quidnick]

Anyone feel their anus tightening? My doctor prescribed less Jesse Cox. Screw that.

[shadowcarn]

I remember my first time at that fort... I died so many times cuz it was like the first place I found and I thought I was all bad ass with my novice level spells... Then I got pissed came back a week later turned into a werewolf and ate the bastards :D

[sparplug46]

About the Epic Jesse in the last attempt at the fight near beginning of the cave around 31:44...

as if Jesse just saw a slow mo kill...

....DAYUM!

[INvalidSYNapse]

At 30:00 or so, I'm sure someone's told you those arrows were going nowhere...

[tkellaway]

43:03 for shameless disguised cut

[CoolBreeze2AND1]

I was about 6 levels higher than jessie when i first fought chorus and i still had trouble >.<

[KeNpAcHiZaRaKi1289]

that thing u saw at the entrance the weird thing it was a signal that the falmer and giant bug things were living in the cave i so was expecting u to die a few times they arnt the pushovers

[Dracor87]

U mad bro?

[mjalifocation]

i wunder what would happen if "butterface" died with all his epic loot.

[shdowdragon3]

@mjalifocation They can't die and if you tell them to piss off they will still carry your loot

[CONTRAband860]

@shdowdragon3 Can't tell you how many times I've either had my companions die by persistent mobs or I've accidentally shot them in the back of the head because they run in front of my bow when I'm sneaking, they def can die D:

[shdowdragon3]

@CONTRAband860 No they can only die if their death was in relation to your fault.

[Professorology27]

Where does he find Lizzy?!?!?

[Jerusahat]

Disease-ridden Butterwolves. How does a fake wolf contract Rockjoint anyway?

[jnthn1984]

Damn he was getting upset.

[Animutant666]

Skyrim [Part 15] - Jesse is Turable at archery

[KailJudgementNeo]

My Alli died :( I've got a new horse now who I call Alli II

[Del9fina]

"We'll f that and then we'll equip it."

Lol, Jesse.

[siamgirl31]

whats argonian ?

[DrFludd]

@siamgirl31 A race?

[mk949a]

@siamgirl31 an Argonian is a race in skyrim, its the lizard folk. good at lockpicking and stuffs, usually pretty charismatic, most of them are extremely friendly.

[icancount123578]

Im sorry Jesse but you really suck at this game.

[Havocdk]

@icancount123578

so ? I watched it because of it was Jesse, and he has a weird humor :P Stopped watching the series though, cus I'm abit of an Elder Scrolls OCD dork. He was missing too much (loot, quests and areas)

[BrookfieldRocks]

how did he find a falmor sword that does 21 damage? all the falmor swords I find (in the same exact spot) all do 17 damage. and the same situation with the falmor axes.

[BrookfieldRocks]

@BrookfieldRocks 23 damage, not 21

[Morphae]

@BrookfieldRocks I don't own the game but i'm pretty sure every time you enter a new dungeon, all the enemies are set to your level, or at least, that's what my ocd friends who play the game say

[siftheds]

dud jesse why don't you saaaaavveee!!!!????

[NamkrowV23]

I was watching this while playing skyrim... next thing i knew i was in the same exact spot!

[TheSephiroth5]

@twimanable

Troll?Or dont you hear when Jesse woshes people in the face?lol...

[TheLordSadi]

You know Jesse when you use a bow you have to draw the arrow all the way back before shooting otherwise it does almost no damage and wastes arrows, just saying.

p.s love the series keep it going please. :)

[Havocdk]

Jesse. You need heavy armor to do that kind of upclose fighting. Shield doesn't do jack compared to heavy armor in the long run. My first character has around 1100armor and its using a 2handed.

[Andri474]

@Havocdk Funny thing,I use light armor and a shield and sword(just felt like using that).I have around 500 armor(maybe less) and I still don't feel a thing.Wonder how it's like for you in your super heavy armor.

[Havocdk]

@Andri474

Honestly ? The game is too easy :S Especially when you have most of the heavy armor feats (have all but one) that allow you to use it and disregard the penalty to stamina. Can run for a longer time than my horse can in a full Deadric Armor... Kinda cool but as i said, the game becomes very easy, unless you meet spellcasters and the biggest dragons. They still pose a rather big threat, I enjoy those fights :) 2hander hits for over 200base dam with 20life steal and soul capture :)

[Redkaminski95]

@Havocdk Any armor past 567 is overkill, max damage reduction is 80% at 567. Maybe if you fight armor reducing enemies it'll help, otherwise useless

[Havocdk]

@Redkaminski95

Well, I love the aesthetics of the Deadric Armor set, and when you're over lvl 50 you spend stuff on lots of werid things. At least I do :) I rerolled the character though, cus its stuck as a werewolf (forgot to do the q to remove it before the "kodlak incidence" ). Was running around leveling stealth and bow just because I could as an example :) 2nd time playing it feels rather repetitive though. Not many choices you get to make in skyrim. Its more of a straight storyline :(

[Dracor87]

I used to like arrow to the knee jokes, then I grew up

[cookieemonsta1000]

pain in the glass mace!:D

[gward86]

Why don't you favorite some health potions? So its like "oh no my health! press 7"

[TheSephiroth5]

I used to like knee jokes,but then i tok a WOSH! to the face.

[twimanable]

@TheSephiroth5 i used to make jokes about beign mature about arrow to the knee jokes to get to the top comments, then i took a brain in the head

[Glororfixis]

@twimanable But.. You just made an arrow in the knee joke :(

[zombieman222]

@twimanable I used to make jokes about me previously making jokes about me taking a mature to the head to get to top comments, until I got an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[twimanable]

@zombieman222 da fuk

[picorettte]

Y U NO QUICKSAVE JESSE D:

[fealls12]

2:45

Its sound like "Balls,Balls,Balls" xD

[crazypants88]

Butterface went full on battlemage

[heinzie5]

29:30 - "ok, you're dead now. give me your crap." made me lol for some reason xD

[theletplayer666]

now i no where NOT to go until i lvl up when get the game

[ferocas1]

hehehe good job givimg her the helmet...now she wont make me think that selena gomez is hot.(she isnt hot and i dont like her, just wanted to make that clear)

[Epee4lyf]

Yes, Jesse. The fire is hitting you.

[TribialX]

OOOOOOOHHH NOOOESSS!!!

MY BUTT-HOLE

YOU NEWB!

[IamTheBritishLadyxo]

Laughed so hard I almost made milk come out my nose. Keep it up!

[urded229]

the same exact thing happened to me in this place...

[StormSturge]

Jesse: Ally Ally.

Ally hello Jesse

[SuperMidl]

List of Distractions:

Butt-er Face

Cave

Waterfall

Cart in Watterfall

Falmer

Falmer Weapons

lol not in any order

[lieflove12]

I like how Jesse just has minor orgasms over those falmer weapons and I was like: "Screw that, those weapons are useless crap!"

I also ignored the main quest line without even noticing. I did the whole chimpanions questline before I even fought the first dragon. So yeah... I'm an idiot. But still, the falmer weapons are crap.

[iamadamsusername]

Angry Jesse is fucking hilarious! hahahahaha

[craftyman]

Pain in the Glass Mace. hahahaha... love it.

[Zupon94]

Why are you using light armour again?

[yeainothat]

Thank you Jesse, for showing my cousin why I play a sneaky marksman.

[ZarkManthra]

btw jesse, you have a disease, didnt seem like you noticed

[ZarkManthra]

my computer has been broken for the past 2 1/2 weeks and this is the first if the actual ones im seeing... damn

[BrokenRecordGaming]

aright im curing my OCD for the sake of your series :D btw idk why people like gold armour! i just dont! sure it may be better but really? leave that elven crap to the elves!!! unless u r an elf in that case take it all!!!!

[menemai]

@BrokenRecordGaming dude can do what he likes, it's his playthrough.

[ToXIIcGummYBeaR]

the whole time at 31:00 Jesse wasn't pulling the bow back all the way so the arrows were just going like a foot forward into the water xD

[bftjosh]

Perhaps you just weren't at the proper level to do that dungeon.

[blacksheepwall79]

It's also pronounced K-eye-tin

[blacksheepwall79]

I think she was shootin you in the ass with those staves you gave her! She totally noobed out.

[ThePrinceOfHeroes]

:|

YOUR HORSE IS AWEsOME

[XCharger]

@OMFGcata forgive me if you have already figured this out but when your using a bow you need to hold the attack button down to power up the shot. if you just click it really fast your arrows have the minimum power behind them and go like 2 feet in front of you before they hit the ground.

[Dizturb3dWun]

28:58 Jesse esploded

[VexylMusic]

4:11 That's me yelling at the screen.

[TheUltimateCero]

It's a good thing you can't OD on healing potions...

[joeytoker]

DuDE, Your a funny fucker!

[DarthZ01]

Your mace ran out of charge. When you use petty, it severely reduces the amount of charges you originally saw in the enchantment.

[punkband14]

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE EVERY SINGLE BOOK YOU FIND

BUT NOT THE BLACK MAGE ROBES

THEY WEIGH THE SAME AND ARE WORTH SO MUCH MONEY

GOD EMPEROR YOU ARE SO FUCKING BAD

[YaoiIsMySin]

@punkband14

You noticed how much money he has? Plus their worth is not always the same what they sell for.

[13attlelord]

is jesse mad?? a lil friggin bit! awsome!!!

[immabehellboy]

get the skeleton key, its an unbreakalbe lockpick:)

[TheSpikeyMike]

"We are never gonna get where we are going".

Tell me about it, i am level 22 and STILL didn't fight my first dragon in order to Shout.

Just because i get caught up in random caves to explore.

Damn you game, for having so many random nooks and crannies!