Stephen Hawking Says Space Aliens Worse Than Italians

[MrKoiking1]

pink floyd. for millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals...

[kevinellis92]

LMFAO!!!! waters sick

[cnicolasjr]

Let 'em come and create havock to us Earthlings, our lasers are: ready on the left; ready on the right; ready on the firing lines.

[CAPIreland1]

are they serios????????

[MarsAttacksLeader]

Very funny! Humans!

Look out for the truth here TERRANS! Us "Acks! Acks!" will get the last laugh!

ACK? Ack! AAAck! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

[ufotruth100]

i would like to make out with an alien

[MarsAttacksLeader]

@ufotruth100 Sorry No Lips!

[bobodd5]

nice fat fuck with the snake I bet you hed suck them hahahahas

[bobodd5]

really crazy guy whats wrong with italians right right

[iammetx]

Sh! Sh! Sh! They will hear youuu!

Shit!

LOL

[MaryLouMcCann]

Are Americans really like this?

[Pilaf1984]

@MaryLouMcCann American comedy actors who are parodying people from the American south are like this, yes.

[ocanator]

@MaryLouMcCann Is the rest of the world this dumb?

[CrazyKing570]

@MaryLouMcCann No their french

[DemonZonkey]

@MaryLouMcCann This is satire you cunt.

[3Starbury]

They have fish in Europa.

[johnydubz]

Guys seriously you need to checkout my channel look for billy meier!

[begoneyoubum]

He is just saying that they should stop trying to contact aliens because if they ARE hostile, he can't run away and the aliens would get him!

[sandsoup1234]

FUCK U. STOP MAKING FUN OF ITTALIANS DOUCHEBAG!

[mentonelee]

@sandsoup1234 Wake up. It's called satire.

[flubno]

The universe is to big for there not to be other life forms. Just on the fact that if they figured out space travel, that would mean that they are far beyond us in intelligence and technology. We would seem primative to them, a lower life form. Kinda HOW WE might look at dumb farm animals.

[jeremyowens81]

@flubno so they'll try to eat us? lol

[flubno]

@jeremyowens81 They could if they wanted to. They probably wouldn't give a shit about us. Look how humans treat lower life forms. Did you care if chickens lived a nice life when you pull up to McDonalds and order some chicken nuggets ? We would be beasts of burden to them, at best.

[jeremyowens81]

@flubno i can some what agree with that (for the commen person) however they must see how smart some of us can be. and no i don't care about chickens cause they taste good lol but if they learned to speak then i'll stop.

[Rahavin1]

@flubno I do like how now, the chickens get 45 sm sq cages as opposed to 38. give em room to fluff those feather! but that meat better be kept tender!

[SeeGabeGo]

whens the last time somebody check the batteries on that thing?! ROFL

[virgoptrex]

lets tell them to kick islamic asses

[DSD1v57BG32]

Stephen said that it was a possibility that they are bad.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Stephen Hawking IS a space alien.

[shifface]

I met an alien once, walked right up to me, pulled out a ray gun, and BUDDABING ..... blew my fricken head right off! .......................... I got better.

[claraescher]

Those damn Eyetalians, I'm scared of them anyway.

[TheLittleredwoman]

VF funny

[CrocodileAvoider]

"Gort - Klatu barada nicto! Klatu barada nicto!"  That's Patricia Neal saving the earth from a severe ass kicking, which it deserved at time.

[hillbillyhatfield72]

Well by math you can prove God exists too. But I don't see alot of people going around proclaiming it.

[kaliman64]

Stephen Hawking i s right the White people are going to pay what they did to the native Americans and their stupid arrogance still beyond light years about immigration control like if they were here many years they stole this land only 500 years ago and they think is theirs death fucks ALIENS ARE GOING TO SHITT THEMM 1 sec ago

[oeperaza]

@kaliman64 My comment is that light travel trought space. Imagine an alien super advanced telescope at 500 years light distancefrom Earth pointing to opur planet right now, what they would see is the genocide of native Americans by europeans. I cannot predict their reaction or comments about that.

[kaliman64]

@oeperaza you got it right ....friking funkytowns...they came in their evil double mained trickery ways to still and kill everybody in their way ...Manifest Destiny my ass

Manifest Destiny the aliens 2 how will that sound.....fakers

[hillwilliam036]

Space Monkeys Terrorise Planet Earth.

[BHuskie11B]

I'm not so sure I abide by all this language.

[machippy]

Are they illegal aliens ?

[Starnautical4]

They are already here and have been since the dawn of man.

[GilbertSyndrome]

What the fuck would an advanced race of intelligent lifeforms want with this shitty planet of scum?

[charlessunkyst]

@GilbertSyndrome Water, Food. Two very important resources in out universe.

[GilbertSyndrome]

@charlessunkyst

Water and food? So an advanced race of beings who're intelligent enough to design uncomparable spacecrafts able to travel great distances at lightspeed need to stop off at this Mcdonalds style planet for a takeaway? I'm sorry, i don't buy it...

[charlessunkyst]

@GilbertSyndrome All of those space ships are worth dick if your people don't have the basic resources needed for life. MOST of the planets in this universe are barren rocks or gas giants, if you want to spread your civilization you NEED water and food. You can put a space station on a giant ball of rock and amonia but those people will still NEED food and water.

[GilbertSyndrome]

@charlessunkyst

Who says they've ran out of water? Am i to assume that its pretty much an assumed theory to explain why people see UFO's?

[GilbertSyndrome]

@charlessunkyst

Has anyone seen them filling up their tanks?

[charlessunkyst]

@GilbertSyndrome Water is a scarse resourse that this planet luckily has been blessed with, why do you think the thought of finding water on the moon or Mars makes scientists hard.

If you were an alien race who depleted all of the natural resources, where would you want to set up shop? Venus, or Earth? Just shove all of the hairless apes onto reservations, or Venus.

[1freedomfighter11]

@charlessunkyst lol there is water all throught space as well as any resorce one would need, they dont need our planet, and they have been coming here for thousands of years without harming us so there is no cause for fear at all unluss our government stages a fauls flag alien invasion, and they talked about it already.

[Top40ModernRockPlay]

call me a Masochist, but my fantasy is for Earth to be invaded by some super intelligent artificial life forms and then they rape us all before they squeeze our tiny little heads off. I can't wait.

[hahayouarefunny]

Nice camera, really sharp.

[cghgrn123]

what is stephen hawking smoking,i want some

[TacticusPrime]

Seriously, aliens would fuck us up. Still, nothing we could do. Best thing is to not actively search for them.

[iluffkfco4orsome]

@TacticusPrime coward!.

[Everywhere2]

I'm taking their beads, dude. They can have Manhattan. No damn place to park anyway.

[LtBeefy91]

@skyoti6

it's a joke- they are overexhaggerating what Hawkings said.

The gist of it, is that the universe is infinite (that isn't scientific fact, because infinity can't be proven by its own definition, but it is a reasonable)

when you have infinity, you have infinite possibilities, and if aliens is even a astronomically small possibility, than it is still safe to assume that there is life other than that on earth.

No one is saying that we are going to see blue space-smurfs any time soon tho.

[LittlePinky82]

Independence Day part 2?

[burb72]

im going to have to agree with hawking, sending info out especially maps is like sending out a menu.

[ThatDifferentDude]

Jackie!  Watch your damn language!

[nubemuffin]

@2bpilot exactly

[majinjared]

Hmm, fear mongering over aliens would maybe be an alright thing, would maybe unite man more and give us all a common enemy to work together and defeat..

Though of-course they would need to be seen and such, not just some guy talking about it like a religion..

[Nexus974]

Space monkeys living on Jupiter ice....LOL!!!!!!

[mafarmerga]

I hope you guys spend some time talking about "Boobquake"

[sluggojfm]

<3 Gort

[w4kwd]

HOHO!!

[Skyoti6]

lol, I called it. I knew the next "fear mongering" thing was gonna be aliens. Thankfully I am already prepared. Tinfoil hat engage.

[1freedomfighter11]

@Skyoti6 they talked about staging an alien invasion once as well, that is there last card. Ets are real but the poeple in power will use the fear generated by this propiganda.

[trueredexe]

@Skyoti6 you need to visit cyraxandflyrax channel, only there can you learn how to craft a military grade tin foil hat.

[bawllastyles]

@Skyoti6 you might as well say give me a lobotomy because i am not willing to think

[pureawesomeness2012]

@Skyoti6 lets share tin foil hat folding recipes!

[sparks277]

two cuss words from Jackie in one episode... must be a record.

[TQXPreturns]

hahahahahaha. i fear aliens too. they're from my anus

[WizKil]

OK now everyone run to your roof and wrap yourself in aluminum foil. The alien storm is coming.

[Drsharky43]

Nano Nano Earth people, I met Man from mars he pick up all my guitars and played me travling songs once we got on ship he pulled something out for trip and said it was old but it was good.

[saintsnbraves2]

LOL~

[CrocodileAvoider]

Unfortunately, along with the advancement of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig's Disease), there is also some decline in function of the CNS (Central Nervous System). This eventually causes a type of dementia, now affecting Stephen Hawking. So Sorry. However, fear not!!! A twelve-gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot will be sufficient to handle any aliens who may have designs on the Great State of Tennessee. If this fails, there's always moonshine to kill their asses dead!!

[hotblud82]

Aliens have been visiting our planet for many years and if they wanted to kick our asses, they most likely would have done so by now. Search "Best NASA alien spacecraft footage". I sense this may be a step in staging a false flag alien invasion within the next few years, say in about 1 year and 8 months. Be wary of what happens in 2012, it may not be what as it appears.

[KluKluxKLAM]

what happpen to your love affair with sarah palin

[NWsubmom]

Italians are not reproducing anymore, but ALIENS ARE!

THATS why Italians are disappearing.

[greatbroad]

There is this here old saying, " we see in Other People what has been already been true for Ourselves."

--being we make a big deal out of Columbus Day here in Chicago. He is a hero to them. ( I guess nobody told them about how Christopher Columbus would arrive and treat the native people.)

[talfacprez]

Stephen Hawking is just working on a new book and is leaking the topic.

[nubemuffin]

the way i see it if the universe is infinite than if something can happen once (like life) than it will happen an infinite amount of times.

[ROBERTSTEPHENS24]

hahahah

[GWHH19]

nice

[AgentCarter]

space monkeys

[GoodbyeBill]

". . . like Arizona." lol That made the whole video! :)

[witchman1]

Maybe the Boob quake will slow em down.

[harr77]

That's terrifying cause Italians are pretty bad.

[flipzout100]

1:13 I lost it at "Stephen Hawking is full of shit!"

[RemoSC49]

The question that Fermi asked still remains, where are they? They've had plenty of time to get here

[Hobomedic]

@RemoSC49 O.0 I hope your not serious. Im sure there are Aliens asking the exact same question. Where is everyone? If we cant do much more than land on our moon... why should we expect any nearby aliens to do the same?

[RemoSC49]

@Hobomedic I am serious. There are planetary systems far older than ours. Even at well below sub light speeds they've had plenty of time to get here. So the question remains; where are they?

[sathfronDP4L]

did people just now realized that there are lifeforms out in the infinite beyond that is space, really?

[Yerzriknot]

You become the dominate species of a planet by exterminating the competition.

[5Cats]

Some damn space monkey! lolz!

[rozeboosje]

ROTFLMAO

[sephirich]

Arizona, lol.

[bubba007ss]

We have some strange people on here who believe in Reptilians mostly in Canada

[abarzilai664]

Does this mean that the SLPC will starting calling Hawking a nativist, LOL.

[DERAJ13]

mohammad loves the cock

[TheNick487]

Project bluebeam please research it. Its a hoax in order to bring in a preplanned solution agenda.

[fluffydolly]

jackie says it all.....truth be told!!!!

[hackysackholder]

mohammad puts burgers in his ass

[rabidchevy]

@hackysackholder he doesnt put burgers in his ass....its pork chops

[Yetiforce]

Arizona ftw!

[Lingerfoot]

You guys are awesome, keep the awesome videos coming. Thanks

[CarnifexAaron]

lololol

[usnationalist]

I thought the assumption was that aliens that make it to super awesome space technology and what have you would have to be of the non-malevolent sort in order to survive their respective nuclear ages. But then I suppose we can't really speak for the goings on of the space monkeys living on Jupiter ice.

[DazmoTube]

@usnationalist

who says they survived?

theyre probably vampires.

[mjt1517]

@usnationalist That's kind of an unfounded assumption. What if they did get their personal shit together but decided kicking around other planets was what they should do as a people? What if they have a hive mentality like insects? Or what if their emotional/compassion development was along the lines of lizards? What if they merged with machine intelligence, but compassion wasn't deemed an important or even a known value? Hawking is right.

[ShawnRavenfire]

@usnationalist Don't be so sure. Most of the biggest technological advancements in space technology were made by the most warlike nations. Rocketry was advanced by Nazis. The first satalite and the moon landing were motivated by the Cold War. If aliens have a super-advanced space travel technology, it's a pretty good guess that they're militant.

[CO2Junkie]

@ShawnRavenfire - Right. But I'd say fear played a large roll in all of that. Fear of Jews, fear of Ruskies... And of course there was some power grabbing going on.

If we apply that to the space monkeys or bugs or whatever they are, we should worry about the ones that have a reason to fear us. If they are afraid maybe then a preemptive strike would look good to them. That said, I can't see what kind of POWER they'd gain by wasting time on us. There's plenty of other terra firma out there.

[BlessedONE333returnz]

you guys make fun - but the NEPHILIM HYBRIDS and their fallen angel bastard creators are coming -

hey did you happen to see the NASA sun images where the TWO 'PLANETS' OR SHIPS are about to 'hit' the sun? no you missed it huh?

CHECK MY FAVORITES FOR THE LATEST ON THE EVIL ALIENS AND THE NWO

[AnnyaMoon]

lol "shit" ....

[abolof]

mohammad is an alien!

[jibberjabber86]

five stars.

Just cuz they did away with the stars, doesn't mean I'm gonna stop using them.

[U2ForNow]

You all should know about aliens in stuff... hell here in arizona we have aliens everywhere...

[JadedRadiance]

So we're going to be invaded by space Mexicans? :O

[Oisin29]

@JadedRadiance lol :-)

[CrocodileAvoider]

@JadedRadiance - Too late Jaded, it is already past the point of no return. Las Cucarachas are already among us, spreading pods to take over our bodies and minds.

[ipwnallnubscuzirock]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA