Chris Crocker - 5 minute stand!

[Alantgv]

At 0:25 i was drinking water. I laughed while drinking and the water came out my nose!!! lol

[LisaSpringfield]

This video's back in his acting days (07-08)...

[ShannonJoannaBFF]

LOL! I do Love you . :)

[musicxcraze]

LOL

[FineAgedCheese]

0:39= Useless Shemale Hair Flip 0.o

[NiamhCherryYates]

Lol pause at 1:08! I found his sex face! (I'm joking, no hate and love you lots) (:

[swiftfan188]

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[LisaSpringfield]

LMAO LOVE YOU!

[eeyoremama1312]

I dont know what type of GRANDPA dick U got!!! LMMAAAOOOO

[Greepify]

Nice moustache, girl.

[iloveyew7891]

hahahhahahah :) funny shit :) <3

[iloveyew7891]

@iloveyew7891 true shit though lol :)

[VioletManners]

Lol daummmmmmmmmn he must be QUICK to CUMM!!!!!!!!! >.<

[BigRedChester]

first comment in over a year

[EROCK055]

dont bring yo sleepin bag's BOY!!

[Wiintendoh]

ur uglier than freddy kreuger

[TriCakeDude]

i put hate comments in hope that he'll do other funny shit 

[AnthonyWDavis101]

Lol yu make me laugh Chris, and i am so srry for acting like a hater, its this young age dilema im going through. lol im srry plze forgive me you r so Funny keep going in what you do.

[alexrocks1359]

wht the hell does he take? lol



[01PaulStanley]

@DarkRealm20 He is high on life lmao

[eddyisbeastly]

Your not black Chris Cracker! fruit pie sunnuva bitch

[iNukaCola]

If you can only last 5 minutes in bed then you might want to check with your doctor...or work on that stamina.

[Zombieboy94]

"Fuck a night" lmao

[tinktink2114]

LIPMTY QUICKTY ..JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK..DNT BRING YO SLEEPIN BAGS BOI...SHII..DIS IS A FIVE MINUTE STAND....<3 i love you

[dxboys551]

WTF SHE HAS A MUSTACHE I THINK SHE IS A HE

[erikanicolehanson]

@dxboys551 no?! call new york times!!

[322Megan]

I love how in some vids hes totaly serious and in others he is well..like this Lol :P

[322Megan]

HAHA!

[lovelyxglow]

but honey, im a twe-hen-ty year old. ROFL

[crovian7]

don't do drugs kids. this is what happens

[allybooful95]

hahaha ilyy (:

[bananahead31]

your facial expressions scare the shit out of me!

[SkippyXxXxskeleton]

"Dont bring yo sleepin bag, boyyah."

[snakebite784]

'i would fuck a stranger, but i wouldnt let him in to my home' didnt you make a video about AIDS being engineered by the goverment to iradicate the homosexual population? oh the delicious irony. enjoy your STD's

[MrShansung]

Пидарам смерть!



[kormsd]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

[Queuex]

He is just a big troll ;D I bet he's lulzing for years to come...

[RSVDCN]

PLEASE , PLEASE KILL YOURSELF



[slabu88]

just shave

[Daichidapr0]

this guy's a wannabe black home girl

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@Daichidapr0 what hell youj just sterotype black girls..we do not act like that,

[Daichidapr0]

@hapibth0pel3ss "this aint no sleepover, don't bring yo sleepin bags boi" "I may fuck a stranger but I ain't gon let him in ma house - shiittt" I dunno it just sounded like a stereotypical home girl

[Utubaxtrem]

@LunaBunnies

Thank you for that bit of useful information but in future please feel free to not bother!

[Utubaxtrem]

Its up to the individuals in question what they wanna do and its none of your buisness!

Get over it and stop bitching!

[LunaBunnies]

@Utubaxtrem

THERE ARE NO INDIVIDUALS IN QUESTION. HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF.

[mjm12670]

GOOD GAY people you don`t have to explain anything to anyone people r sick and stupid and always have been from the beginning of time lease we forget Adam and Eve BETRAYED GOD not Adam and Steve.

[s0ulst3ppa]

so fukin unessasary

[TheFireNextDoor]

IDONT KNOW WHAT TAKES ALL NIGHT EITHER..

[sairablue]

you are gross!!!!!

[AngeliaSooan557]

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[UnfortunatelyScene]

Being gay is no worse than lying or cheating. No sin is worse than another, I accept people who sin, I accept people who are gay.

[rileyssoannoying]

Lulz.

[turakan300]

aahahahhaah this aint no sleep over XDDDD

[fromWausau]

@turakan300 HAHAHA



[TheGunsfuns]

Your a white guy not a black girl....just saying.

[BullsharkProduction]

well...this guy is gay..and i hate him...and for this one time..he's right...XD

[SstellaBieber]

stop the weed :) :DDDDDDDD

[LuvinCharmingPassion]

PEOPLE, STOP IT. THIS IS FUNNY STUFF, AND HATERZ JUST MAKE HIM/HER FAMOUS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, THEN DON'T COMMENT, THATS WHAT THE "DISLIKE" BUTTON IS FOR.

[skullythebloger]

@LuvinCharmingPassion you just commented on not liking haters...hippocritopautomus detected.

[LuvinCharmingPassion]

@skullythebloger Damn straight I did. And why am i a hippocrit? I don't fucking hate on peoplee. See? your being a hater right noww.

[skullythebloger]

@LuvinCharmingPassion And since when did I hate you?

You be hating on the hater.

[chrischeanda]

@LuvinCharmingPassion

exactly!

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

@LuvinCharmingPassion Love ya! Well said! :P

[joolybeen]

@LuvinCharmingPassion him/her??! thut reely unnecessary bot i agree

[misarivadulla]

@LuvinCharmingPassion if i dont like it, why cant i comment? what's the comment button for then?

[viltukas19]

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL, ATLEAST SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD. ;)

[MissDGMlove]

you fuck STRANGER'S in your house...your going to get screwed one day...wait you already are xD

[KasandraaLovesYou]

No one wants you.. & stop moving your lips so much :s

[pipy05]

"Fuck a night!" that face hahaha. Screw these people Chris! What the hell do they know about you?

[shanibonnie]

Jack b nimble...Jack b quick *favorite*

[amanda17505]

thats coker alright

[diggthatt]

you're a douche in a wig.. not black ;}

[MoFo31795]

if you want chicks hair lernt how to flick it proply, and i dont see anyone coming to you for a five minute fukk let alone a minute fukk..

[legoman1539]

cut your fuckin hair bitch

[irockallsox88]

It takes all night because we have other things to fuck than an ass. So, suck on that shit!

[mordenza]

i think this is americas' bleeding wound...

[MissSophz14]

1st of all. it might not take all night but 5mins? seriously?

if you wanna make it hotter or even better, change possitions n stuff (not goin into too much detail ;P)

AND LEARN TO SHAVE

[jaredrrhcp66]

her mustache is showing through

[DoubleD3078]

is he trying to be getto????

[gleijsteen]

gay you are crazy

[CazzCazzz13]

Why are you talking like trailer trash? 

[blondewithoutblonder]

Don't bring your sleeping bag boy! Lol

[Hammersley1967]

Chris, you're lookin' a bit rough lately...

You been on the meth again?

[Bmoore08505]

oh god she a guy



[derekjohnokeeffe]

@Bmoore08505 no shit sherlock

[baukus1]

now your black, shheeeeeeet mufuggah gay black old man 5 min stand

[heterogeneoushuman]

@eny355 Hair Hair Hair Hair Hair Hair Hair Hair Hair

[lily5531]

wow just wow

[joeylondonxo]

4813 people have granpa dicks XD

[rsa424]

aaahahaha!! you speak the truth!!!

[Xscenelaura]

this guy is faking chris crocker dont you know.

[pgsboy]

YOU ROCK !!

[iloveeyebrow]

"this ain't no sleepover... Don't bring your sleeping bags boy!"

[iCorri666]

What the fuck is with your voice. Damn.

[Ilobeya]

Okay... Listen.....

It will only take 5 minutes for me to kill you.

[thecutie5]

Chris your a very strange man/lady but i do have much respect for yu <3 (: 

[mrireland0821]

LEAVE CHRIS A FUCKING LONE

[krissthemusicman]

@mrireland0821

Ohhhh noezz

You gonna make a video of how we should all leave him alone?

ahaha

[joaosina]

@mrireland0821 Do yu really still talking about that? LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE is old, shut up for a minute, please...

[besquell]

please die quickly

[Barderoth]

QUIT USING THAT RACIST ACCENT YOU SON OF A BITCH!

LEAVE THE ACCENT ALONE YOU FAGGOT!!!!!

[pipy05]

She said "fuck a night!" ahahahah ooh shit 2 funny Chris you fuckin rock!

[TheChazza1121]

@nennypsycho actually i would say it takes about 10 seconds

[SuperMcr123]

:D I <3 YOU

[TheNumb94]

m 16 n i guess i hve more stamina thn u do fag

[WeEndedInDisaster]

If you're lasting only 5 minutes, I personally give you my sympathy. God not only gave you a psycho mentality, God went ahead and gave you the full package that comes with a quick trigger dick. You gotta learn how to control that thing and go for a longer shoot. No one likes getting your clothes off and getting all hot only to have to put em' all back on in 5 minutes or even 10.

[connorsloane]

mate u are a dick.!!! whats with the voice? sum1 should slap you.!!

[MegaCrazylicious]

haha sooo true

[queenanalsex]

@doomlordist1 actually, it is fact that he is queen of the world and gods gift to america. i forgive you for making that mistake

[GDF333]

The 5 o' clock shadow...is...uh...sexy?

[sexycheerleaderOK]

i don't get it. is it good to have long sex, or short sex.??

[hyperhollie1]

he makes me laugh lol O_O

[steppe111]

@hyperhollie1 Im confused, He or she? or the thing? :D

[hyperhollie1]

@steppe111 i dont know really lol :D lets just go with the thing! :)

[sahannah7]

true........

[TheDonaldido]

nice fake missisipi accent =.="

[29prayers]

you make me want to punch my computer screen.

[XxBAYBEExCAITxX]

@29prayers wel fuck off then . dont like him dont watch him its simple.

[29prayers]

@XxBAYBEExCAITxX i'll do whatever the fuck i want bitch.

[MyOmNomNom]

@29prayers if your going to do what you want then go fuck your mom, because all of us know thats what you want love ;D

[29prayers]

@MyOmNomNom oooh good one. im not your "love" you cocksucker.

[MyOmNomNom]

@29prayers oh yes, you are, love ;D

[29prayers]

@MyOmNomNom clever.

[MyOmNomNom]

@29prayers Indeed i am ^.^

[kikyo1175]

btw chris this vid is funny :)) lolol i laughed :D

[zilovesramen]

Aww. I think you're cute. :))))

[MrsJoeJonasX0X]

I may fuck a stranger but i aint let him stay in my house xDD

That is SO my new quote XDD

[kittycatzapp]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

never heard of such a thing !!!

5 minute stand!!

[Michael87Jackson]

aww ur so cute chriss always explaining things ;-)

[DimeQueen12]

LOL your funny. youre so true

[CrazyQUINN84]

He acts black because he doesn't know what else to act like O.o

[NEWS123ful]

"I dont know".....Chris lemme stop u there, most vids of yours u always say u dont know this/that. Youre DARN right u dont know nothing. U dont know why its called 1 night stand bcuz u arent a girl. ask a REAL girl why.

[123lilyaya]

Hahaha lmfaoem

[NewlyNatural2010]

lmao hehehh

[studboogiee]

fck a night .

[tricka777]

whore

[loosinduh14]

ahahahahahaha sleepin bags xD 

[StatusUnicorn]

I'm gonna laugh when you die of aids.

[SKYEMARIE15]

@StatusUnicorn Yu Are The Most Ignorant Person..

[StatusUnicorn]

@SKYEMARIE15 Well,thanks. :)

[nomnomskittles]

@StatusUnicorn AIDS arent funny... =) I hate ppl like you,

[StatusUnicorn]

@nomnomskittles That's nice. :) And I think it's pretty funny when people like that (Rude,ignorent hypocrites) get what they were asking for. :)

[nomnomskittles]

@StatusUnicorn why is someones death funny? It's not. Even when they're rude, or ignorant, or hypocritical, or all three. They have friends and family. They have lives. Why is their suffering funny? Answer me that.

[StatusUnicorn]

@nomnomskittles I already explained to you. :) Now goodbye.

[RamzaBee]

@StatusUnicorn Wow. You're such an idiot. You're immature and ignorant. Are all teenagers like this? What a fricking moron.

[kikyo1175]

@StatusUnicorn ur messed up? wow thats not even funny ur not funny ? ok he dies how is tht funny? aids is serious ur a dumb bitch. wat if u die of aids or ur mom? wat? r u guna laugh? ur soooo dumb itss not even funny k kid

[jay710661]

WAIT WHO WOULD FUCK UR MUTATED FUCKING PUSSY ITS JUST NASTY U SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE AND FLAMER FLAMER FLAMER

[MrSweetlife92]

DONT BRING YOUR SLEEPIN BANGS BOY HAHAHAHAHAHA

[vanezza411]

hahahahaha

[xx4evaxx100]

no comment

[taijutsu475]

u 20????

[Heavyweponsguy2000]

YAY i wont a te shirt of a fag to waste my money...go to colege ur like 30

[lmfaoatyou1]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU.

[KaylaXxXrainbowz]

lol... Fuck dat man for 5 mins then tell him he aint got no balls .. kick him out LMFAO

[bassmzero]

HA! I just thought about that! Gay sex doesn't last long kuz it's 2 dudes! Hahaha!

[TheBabygirl1934]

dont bring it

[trollydolly9]

Why Do you Speek And Act lIKE a African-American when you are clearly Pure American

[Spagoda1123]

@trollydolly9 all african americans do not talk like that. whats pure american? are black people tainted? think about it, white ppl are not 100% white; the whole world is mixed, a PURE american is someone, of any race, born in america. its amazing how racist ppl can be but i suppose its not malicious, just PURE ignorance.

[retailjunkies]

YOU GUYZ have to admit that this is so true! He's so hilarious and dead on for so many people. LMFAO! If you like CHRISSY POO, then please swing by my page for some extra gay interviews with club goers! :D

[bugbaby96]

Okay, for all of you people who say that Chris Crocker talks like a black woman, that is a racist comment. Not all black people are ghetto. As a matter of fact, I am black and I am far from ghetto. I won't say I hate ghetto people but they're not the type of people I want to be around. But all I'm saying is think about what you say before you say it.

[undergroundplague0]

@bugbaby96 he does. get over it

[Spagoda1123]

@undergroundplague0 Chris chocker is simply talking in the way that he thinks hell get more attention, as a minority and a women, what could be better than an infamous stereotype created by mal-iformed underly sophisticated white ppl. its not my fault you don't know any better, GET OVER it. maybe it wouldnt be such an issue if ppl said he talked like an UNDEReducated or Ghetto african american/black person...

[18brunello]

deberias estar en scary movie LOL!

[BluWata000]

@TheHouseOfBoo so with you man.

[Twiggyflip27]

God!!!!! I dont know what to say beacuse i hate u and ur fucking dipshit atitude so much!!!!!!

[zefireczek]

i would kill myself if i could wear your skin for a while

[mrchrmedone]

@zefireczek you will be NEVER be WHITE and be like chris crocker! loser ahhahahahahahahahhahahahah

[TheHouseOfBoo]

hes the biggest discrace ive ever seen. his opinions are compleatly wrong. and by the way some people cant actualy have a quicky... i know this is all opinionated and all. but seriously this is just provoing how far down the world has come if people actualy listen to this bull shit. its a white man talking like hes a black women. step one foot in a place where people have the commen sence to pick you apart and they will. i know i would. like there is so much wrong with what he says .

[KahlanAmnell2468]

@TheHouseOfBoo An opinion isn't wrong. Are you a little kid or something? Because, you really should look up opinion in the dictionary.

[TheHouseOfBoo]

@KahlanAmnell2468 sorry it took me 5 months to reply to this none sence buttttt. id like to put my neck out there and say that yes some opinions are wrong. like thoughs peope who think that the holocaust never happened. id say theres a flaw in that opinion there. or maby the people who believe that women shouldn't have the right to vote or work. id say that thoughs peoples opinions are a little flawed as well. infact i think there fucked in the head just like this guy

[naturedude96]

I have nothing against gays just don't talk about taking it up the batti

[familyguy410]

@naturedude96 then dont watch the video dumb ass..