Whose Line: You're Ugly Hoedown

[1bluerider313]

who forgot to turn the volume down on the other video?

[ViperActive666]

If i'm completely honest, I am an ugly guy,

I cannot talk to women, I am extremely shy,

I don't have any money, i am completely clean,

To tell the truth to all of you, i'm Anti-Charlie Sheen.

[sexaphoner90]

how white people rap battle 

[nomakym]

@sexaphoner90 er... wayne brady ...

[TheMasterSword16]

Ryan really delivered right there. best Drew diss ever.

[ILikeDinos22]

oh i am quite beautiful but people say i'm vain

i wonder why when people look at me they look like they're in pain

i know i am quite gorgeous, people tell me quite a ton

that i look just like cher, or was it her daughter...or her son?

[ILikeDinos22]

lmao the audience was trolling at the beginning

[sdmf6266]

Colin always screams when he sings XD

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Wow, even as a woman Colin has no hair!

[Craigmorgan123]

Yes RYAN!

[Tatsue295]

Your ugly hoedown, oh look your sister is on the floor. HOE DOWN

[suhnation24]

gregs headshake... fantastic

[ZombieTayter]

Yeah, you guys should stop with the crappy hoe down rhymes now.

[xXguitardude9Xx]

Yes im very ugly I know that its a fact

The other ugly kids and i have made a pact

To never let the bullies words of hurt get in our heads

Cause we know theyll say sorry when we pump em full of lead

[lou4brew]

Oh i'm ugly it is very true,

I look like Colin crossed Drew.

Oh my looks are very second-rate,

and I have to get drunk just to masterbate!

[katelynworkman776864]

I'm ugly in almost every single way!

Even my enemies are tempted to run away!

I'm extremely dangerous until he fights back!

If you haven't guessed it, my name is Dark Jak!

ROTFLMAO

[SingingPrincess247]

Drew had it coming...

[HORRIOR]

Ryan rly gives out creative ways to express his hatred against hoedowns.

[JoBrogrl95]

There are some women that really love me

But most everybody thinks I am really ugly

I don't know why I was ever taken

I'm not beautiful, yes my name is Kevin Bacon

[stevechambers500]

I am very ugly but for some reason girls love me.

They chase me almost every single day in the street.

The fact that others hate me just gives me a fever.

And if you havent guessed it yet, my name is Justin Bieber.

[KiteSwift]

LOL Ryan!

[1350harrylarry]

You know I really like whose line I watch it every day... I waste all my time I whittle it away... But something was different about this one it wasn't so legit... Especially when I realized the audience can't clap for sh*t

[porpus99]

Im an ugly man, yes this is true

I blame it on the gays and Jews

Now i hope to ruin the world

Yes you guessed it, my name is Mitt Romney

[Powerlight958]

I am really ugly, I was born without a nose,

It gets even worse, I have fourteen toes

I was even charged once, and almost brought to court,

Yes, you guessed it, my name is Voldemort!

[SuperAvies]

Alrite another Whose line is on next!!

[JakeWearsJeans94]

I'm very unattractive, that you could say,

I get looks of disgust from everyone every day,

It's quite miserable and I'm always in a gloom,

If haven't guessed yet, my name is Jeff Goldbloom

[RandomDoomKitty333]

Have you ever noticed that Colin always does the same thing with his hands every time?

[babytweeze85]

Major props to Laura Hall for keeping the tempo normal when everyone in the audience was rhythmically impaired.

[AandM1234]

I don't look very nice, I don't look very good!

Whenever I go outside, I always wear a hood!

And you ask "How does one look like me?"

Well I used to look like you then I took an arrow in the knee!

[mcreena]

@AandM1234 this is the best one hands down.

[AandM1234]

@mcreena Thank you :)

[irishbug14]

That audience never seems to clap in time.

[xIEthaNx]

wayne brady looks like wayne simmonds from the NHL

[MarcTaker]

Hoedown. TV's only appropriate rap battle.

[Pyrofusion15]

I met a woman with a very ugly face

When I saw her, I hit her with a mace

I think she was the ugliest girl in the town

What could be worse than her? Wayne trying to start this hoedown!

[ROTClovely97]

COLIN PWNS THE PREZ!!! YEEE!

[Krauserowns]

i wish drew would go back to being fat. he looks like an emaciated vampire now

[WaterbenderKatara22]

After Drew totally dissed Ryan, Ryan's face had that, "I'm gonna get you for this' look. I bet he changed his initial idea just to be mean to Drew XD

[SupremeSlider]

This girl said I'm way too fugly.

That really hurt me since I was always called ugly.

She really brought my feelings down.

Hey at least I'm not wearing that awful gown.

[crazyei8htsGH5]

Just today I had this strange rectangle in my hand,

It contained an image that I didn't understand.

It was the most ugly picture that I've ever seen.

Oh, it's an iphone, my face just cracked the screen.

[Stormcat1]

My husband is self-concious, he's ashamed of his looks

He'll never look like the men from my romance books

But I look beyond it, because there's something great

I Married Robert Pattinson, I'm the woman the Twihards hate!

[Needalotofchingching]

Has Ryan ever won and didnt have to do hoedown

[freakyandsqueaky]

@Needalotofchingching once i think S: i'm sure 12medbe has uploaded it :)

[rondo215]

i believe Ryan won that one

[quinton800]

let burned drew

[somerandomguy365]

Alright everyone, i think oldfart387 has realized his mistake, so we can stop correcting him now

[JBsc007]

in fact, the biggest fail (stop haters, i'm still a big FAN of wliia) is the transition between 2:41 and 2:45, when drew is talking...

[scorpion6274]

Wayne Brady. Teaching white people rhythm since 2000.

[deathrooster14]

@scorpion6274 So all those people in Orchestra have no rhythm? Fuck you, racist bastard.

[CyrilCloutier]

@deathrooster14 Sir/Ma'am, it was a joke. Don't take it to heart.

[TheBrandond20]

@deathrooster14 yeah

[Irinasdaddy]

@deathrooster14 Did it sound like there were any orchestra members in the audience? I've heard less chaos in an emergency room. Lighten up; the audience couldn't find a beat. That's not racist, that's fact.

[SectionTwelve]

@scorpion6274 He was over-hyped big time. Colin and Ryan are the best on this show, followed by Proops and Brady. Mix up the rest if you want.

[TheHapiak]

Audience Failed.

[raZberryraNe]

colin = winning :)

[danifangurl2]

aww i love greg!!!

[SUPEREPICFAILFTW]

I bet laura could play that tune whilst sleeping

[oldfart387]

Never saw Wayne take so much time thinking up the words!

[cbuckets11]

@oldfart387 you didnt hear how off beat the audience's clapping was? Wayne was trying to start but they were just too badly off beat lmao

[solhasse]

@oldfart387 emm, thats because the audience failed at clapping

[madanianddandy]

@oldfart387 it wasn't because he was thinking! Didn't you heard at the beginning, when the clapping of audience was completely uncoordinated! That's why !

[Bah56]

Only make fun of the guy that went before you or is next in line (unless its Colin, since he just improvises it anyway).  That way they don't get time think up a comeback.

[Samiyatsula]

dont mess with ryan... he will sing u down!!!

[fall92baby]

has anyone noticed that when Wayne does a hoedown he grabs his belt/pants?

[TheBrandond20]

@fall92baby classic cowboy improve common now

[cuber1995]

the audience is ugly, that's why they can't clap.

[smashingoodful]

and u know the diss was coming..........

[tashibb]

Maybe Colin and Ryan never win because they're the best at hoedowns.

[Mercury452]

Seven people thought the cast was singing about them...

[foreverandalways217]

i love that colin ALWAYS plays with his hands / wedding ring .. its so damn cute :$

[RCspeedbreaker]

Omg i love WliiA!!!

[Classicalytrained]

LMFAO i love how the whole audience are out of time!

[NothingFanboy]

This is the best hoedown I think I've heard from this show. Everyone's is good. I love how wayne says 'horrorific' and the Disses from Drew to Ryan and Ryan to Drew were.

[KimberlyAnn2107]

Mess with either Ryan or Colin and you will get owned!!!

[italienchica]

i love how you know when Drew is about to get dissed hahaha

[dragonlordd]

Rule 2: if someone makes a chop at one of the performers, they always get even

[Squashical]

@boredpersonthingy He was referring to the MONICA Lewinsky scandal ;)

[Waddleskaww]

Loved Wayne and Colin's faces when the audience were completely off with the beat. Colin tried to get them back on track XD

[LilBabyMuffin]

The HELL is A LARK....

[kingdomheartsfreak75]

everyone always skips colin and makes fun of ryan??!@!! are they afraid of colin's comebacks?

[dragoknight88]

@kingdomheartsfreak75 lol after watching the hoedown about being bald, i wouldn't wanna mess with colin either x)

[romppa93]

@kingdomheartsfreak75 or about drunk mother. or the Top Gun rap. or in hair removal infomercial "Ten times sexier than anyone with hair and a big nose"

[ajwall1]

@kingdomheartsfreak75 I think yes since Chip tried that once and Colin came back with a line that said "Chip has a little penis."

[baddragon360]

well my date just went plain wrong

i was sure she hit the ugly gong

seeing her was pretty scary

but because her name was drew carry

[NothingFanboy]

Ryan Stiles wins all.

[BigThunderBoy115]

BEST HOEDOWN EVER!

[HanoNano13]

1:51 I love how Drew says "hee hee hee hee" ..... he's so proud of himself xD

[JeAkUh]

@CalVersion1 experience? XD

[CalVersion1]

Being ugly ain't so bad a thing, you know

Cause then you can open up your own circus freak show

You'll rake in all the money, and then get pussy faster

Cause a handsome broke dude can't beat a rich, ugly bastard

[pinkcowgirl2006]

Colin is a comedy genius! His hoedowns are the best! :)

[Nwap00]

Hello World!

[BigChud08]

drew carrey sucks

[ornellamancuso]

lol the no hair part is true with colin

i like when the cast laugh

[Kingofprinces85]

Oh he was talking about Bill and Monica? At first i thought he was talking about Barack and Michelle...

[lpsided]

@pinkdiamond7577 you know the lines have to ryhme

[armenchik619]

Drew got BURNEDDDDDDDDD! LOL

[julianreaper92]

LMFAO

[NorthernElumination]

drew carrey sucks at this

[BeautifulMess1895]

Audience= EPIC FAIL

[HanoNano13]

that audience made me laugh so hard!!! once I finally stopped laughing, Colin says "I am an ugly girl" and I start laughig again :P

[FernGirl726]

Audience out of time! Classic :D

[JayBoogie950]

Love how collin always yells when its his turn lol

[freakyandsqueaky]

hey drew! you leave ryan alone, he's funnier than you could ever hope to be!!!

[samizlearning]

lol at 0:52 colin was at the top left.

[woos27250]

she's an ugly hooker, but the rate is pretty cheap

talked her down from a bridge, when she was gonna leap

we went and had sex, she pulled out a penis pump

so i threw her off a building and told the cops she jumped

[BobbyTorborg]

why are you guys so mean, he just wants to feel cool

of course he really isnt, he's got blood in his stool

you dont know who he is, if you did you'd probably flee

here's a hint he's going bald, he is colin mocherie :)

[FanaticFiredPhoenix]

@loknaster I wirte a hoedown slighter less meaner than that, I get too many negative votes. WHY!

[CircadianR]

@loknaster STABB YOU IN THEEE HEAAARRRTTTTT

[randomgal1322]

@loknaster you are a fucking idiot. the irony isn't even funny.

[RegineNoelle23]

I love how lots of hoedowns start with "Let me tell ya somethiiiiiin' that happened the other day/night"

[JokerMr13]

This is a valuable lesson... Don't mess with Ryan 

[MistikaManiac]

@JokerMr13 my name is ryan :D

[Bluejameson]

LOLZ WHITE AUDIENCE!!!



[gothica1129]

Ways to tell I need to get out more # 217: I've created 43 of my own hoedowns.

[gtom123]

im so damn ugly like colin mocherie

a little bit a greg proops and a little drew carey

i always look in the mirror i guess its just inane

i look even like i have a little ryan mixed with wayne!

[yamachicken]

@gtom123 fail

[MariposaRedimida]

Best part: audience clap fail and the look on his face, he was so confused LMAOOOO

[IbAnEzSk8]

The ugly thing I'm thinking of, boy its really gross,

I must worn you, not to get too close,

Because if you do your vision you will loose,

Yes the thing I'm thinking of is Ryan Style's shoes.

[erikavilez]

I met an ugly woman, man, she made me cry

I couldn't even look at her, but I just swear I've tried

Next morning couldn't believe I did this

But I was still relieved that she didn't have a penis

[topnotchgodson]

I met a woman she was ugly as hell

It was like a with put her under a spell

There was one thing that I couldn't understand

Is when we woke up the next day she was a man

[Pistonx45x]

I met an ugly woman that gave me a fright

I almost had a heart attack that killed me the same night

It was really hard just thinkin' of a rhyme

I hope next time the damn audience claps in time...

[Poppins995]

I like how they have to help the audience clap on beat. It reminded me of teaching a kindergarten class.

[MrDrumBall]

We all know what's coming when Drew says "mile"...

[DrPhilMusic]

Being ugly really sucks, you can't get a date

all i do is sit in my house and masterbate

Crying and sobbing, if you catch my drift

by the way my name is taylor swift

[Kurtmouse2]

You don't say thing's like to her.

[mandrewba]

I may be very ugly, its hard for me to say

If I could just get a boyfriend that would make my day

you see the problem is, I really am a bore

Although It might help if I walked out my front door

[Dragonvale72]

i love it when people write their own hoedowns here on youtube. they sometimes make me laugh more at them than the show. now let's see....

Yes I love hoedowns, i laugh when im alone

my favorite part, is people getting owned.

They are really funny, and have a lot of sass

Those who thumbs down can really kisk my a**!!!!!!!!!

[MiniChef1928]

like if you notice the laugh when drew said inbetween 'it was really dark' hehehe 'thought i'd take her home' ( 1:32 )

[savannahwear]

Since when does Wayne hesitate?!?

[moustachejoker99]

@savannahwear ...When the audience CLAPS TO THE SONG OFF-BEAT! XD

[Poppins995]

@savannahwear When the audience can't clap on freakin' beat!

[savannahwear]

For once, Ryan had the best one:)

[SassySunshine94]

I am loving Drew's little evil laugh at the end of his hoedown at 1:52 XD Also fail on the audience

[freshpbluessoul]

i think colin and ryan should do a improve show and go on tour together

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Being ugly, is really gay

Even with candy, i scare the kids away

I know you're gonna tease me, and call me "pedo bear"

My name is Chuck Norris, so don't you even dare

[Moonrise514]

Ryan Stiles, A funny man. He really got Drew.

Drew was alittle funny. Kinda like the jews.

I think no ones ugly but everyone has there style.

Except for Colin Mockery. He just makes me smile.

(Yeah I did a gay joke. Deal with it they kiss eachother)

[MrThetjf]

Lookin at the audience is giving me a scare

I think they should see someone on there bear

It is really hard to think of a rhyme

I hope next time the audience clap in time

[musicmama888]

I almost spit my food out when Colin said, "I'm an ugly woman." LOL

[FanaticFiredPhoenix]

I bet people think that their hoedowns are so funny.

I even bet they funnier than Bugs Bunny.

I really bet that their hoedowns took hours to finish.

Nope. Not mines, mine only took one minute.

Yea my first hoedown thumbs up if you think it's any good.

[SpiritSoldier92]

@FanaticFiredPhoenix Finish and minute don't rhyme...

[FilmsKayCee]

I am realy ugly and it is really is a shame.

I was the reason they stopped making "Mystery Date Game"

I joined the football team which did not make me frown

I took my girlfriend home and scored a major touchdown

[rrrsegmentat7]

I am so ugly that I hang my head in shame

I don't even know why I play the dating game

Girls never talk to me and I feel like such a loner

Then I take a viagra and the girls notice the boner

[Gammodore]

lol wow they can't clap in time

[dc17commando]

They're clapping on the and's. e-e

[pop30580]

U GOT TOLD RYAN

[shins004]

All the drugs have turned my name to mud

But nobody messes with my tiger blood

All of my winning has made me really mean

Yup, you guessed it my name is Charlie Sheen

[thepianerist]

Haha, clapping on beats 1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4...and failing at that still!

[Searchmeister]

One of the best hoedowns yet and of course, Colin got the best of them!

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I'm real ugly people scream in fear

Jerry Lawler wonders why I'm still here

That lap top goes off cuz I'm full of bull

That's right, cuz I'm fucking Michale Cole

[JuliaMariiie22]

ryan owned.

[PinkPsycho92]

I just wish Ryan had handed Chip his balls like he just did to Drew! That would've been golden! <3

[Searchmeister]

Can Colin get away with that? LOL!!!

[Lashly273]

god i love colin's bill clinton/monica lewinsky reference

[bluejosie123]

how could Wayne Brady ever be ugly? he is so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!

[mcintosh6789]

Drew got Ryan pretty good, but Ryan came back 10 times harder lol. Don't mess with Ryan Stiles.

[majorxtrouble3]

LMFAO @ the clapping.

[flyingmonkyman93]

and a hard right hook to drew's feelings

[ThePoetCherryMoon]

DEAD @ the audience being all off beat

[Kelsimontagne]

That is so funny

[Engieboy12i]

Once you take the piss out of Ryan, prepared to be pissed on even more

[SoccerGirl1296]

Ryan PWNED Drew xDD

[IMLHIS4AF]

Oh, I think Drew Carey can be quite funny.

He really seems to enjoy dissing other people to make them feel cruddy,

But this is just one lesson that Drew learned the hard way:

Don’t mess with Ryan Stiles or you are gonna pay!

[Panachinator]

@greelok19

My wife had watched a video upon a Youtube page

She saw a stupid comment that made her ALL CAPS RAGE

Said for thumbs you're desperate, surely i believe her

It's really fucking lame when you try mocking Justin Bieber