Meet the heavy - Duke Nukem style

[CaptOmg]

"Ive got balls of steel."

"Maybe *snf*, maybe.

[lolerass]

its cost 400000$ to be duke nukem for 12 seconds

[Shayd93]

5kb/s sound ftw asshole

[uzimyspecial]

i got balls of steel... maybe.. maybe... LOOOOOOL

[CidSilverWing]

"Contains content from EA"

NO!!

[damaxx0]

i got balls of steel... maybe.... maybe....

i'm pretty sure you would know if you had balls of steel

[EDDYBICBIC]

i got balls of steel maybe maybe

[MrWhite8800]

im not sure but i think he has ballz of steal ;P

[predhunter50]

its not even what he is saying lol

[LinkKaze]

0:50 - 0:57 "I've got balls of steel..maybe...maybe"

[airmaster123]

@xXSolidSnake1996Xx no kids for you

[PlatiniumLT]

"I've got balls of steel"

No u not !

[BlitzkreigGamer]

"I've got balls of steel

(unzips pants)

And this is my weapon"

[airmaster123]

@BlitzkreigGamer interesting name fast war gamer

[MrCongrio123]

I got balls of steel!

[JaSamPrvni]

@MrCongrio123 maybe..



[airmaster123]

@MrCongrio123 or you

[2hakkabakka]

Good idea.

Poor execution.

[eivis13]

you've got balls of fail(duke nukem told me)

[Tautvizzz1]

OH MY GOD!! WHO TOUCH'D BALLS???WHO TOUCH'D MY BALLS?!?!?!

[1coolgirl12]

My balls! They are made of STEEL!

[DerTereyses]

did anyone noticed theres a blue soldier?

[BillieJolene1]

check out BILLIE JOLENE in her smoke cloud, thunderbird wine haze of hot-mess diva glory. she's on the look out for a man, will she finally find one who will stick around. just type in billiejolene1 and check her out. BILLIE JOLENE!!

[P2v20]

i have balls of fail

[XboxAnnihilator]

It cost $400,000 to make this game for 12 years

[SammEater]

@XboxAnnihilator

Hahah perfect the only time this joke actually makes sense (except the part of the $400.000, they actually wasted millions of dollars on this game). :P

[moplyt1]

to much balls of steel

[TheOriginalElkstone]

If the lines fitted, it would have been perfect

[TheKholchev]

811 people, who dislike this, is gonna die.

[GeneralTaco155555a]

Lol Duke Nukem quotes are like Mad Libs u can make something tht something tht sounds like one for instance heres a template "I'll (rude/violent adjective) (place/adjective) (body part/area)

[thehalo317]

i hate valve puzzles

[Splish56]

this is like a japanese movie trying to translate the words lol!

[Tsukiyomaru0]

797 people are victim to a joke about dislikes

A joke about dislikes is that X people lack BALLS OF STEEL.

Do the math.

[Eldast92]

I kill your........BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEL

[deathlyemo123]

It's time to kick ass and chew sandwich, and i'm all outta sandwich.

[Master10478]

"My name is Duke Nukem-guy."

[tristram599]

this have no sence

[daniel10129100]

@tristram599 this have no right grammer

[tristram599]

@daniel10129100 this have no right grammar

[krakfar2011]

0:51

[sup23911]

dam 766 trolls that pisses me off it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum

[TheLevoyboy]

It costs 400000 dollars to shit down your neck... for 12 seconds.

[boloto98]

who touched my balls of steel?

[Impulse9090]

Frank West: He has balls of steel, ya know.

[MystesNeedSoul]

this was realy odd

[naileyes]

Well..that was was....odd.

[SSDavyS]

youtube.com/watch?v=zicq0xZ8a8­w now thats a duke ending!!!this is the actual ending of the duke nukem forever game!

this video is pure awesomeness

[coldstone5778]

this is fucking retarted all theys comments that he says are from the 1st duke nukem.... who eaver made this video has killed the duke nukem style

[FeamTorturess]

It's time to kickass and chew Sandvich,

and I'm all out of Sandvich.

OHHH DIS IS BAD.

[ChronoTriggerHappy]

heavy weapons guy wants to remind you, once again, that like his father, Duke Nukem, he has balls of steel

[EnvyChase]

EA? what?

[osamarism]

@EnvyChase youtube thinks that this is from the Orange Box conversion on console, done by EA. basically, youtube doesn't know what it's on about.

[Pes10Stuff]

wow, this is genial

[cohanfilms]

Ive got balls of steel...maybe, maybe i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

[McTedder]

Why the hell is Farscape in there?

[Ozzzie968]

LETZ RAWK

[Thunderchin]

I like big guns and I cannot lie...

[Edenhyde246]

My balls! They are made of steeeeel!

[camelstoggies]

krypton.typefrag.com

30221

there douches

[menc9re]

I dont know what's the deal all the dislikes but this video was fun and lipsync was mostly good, good work and nice idea!

[zriothehedgehog]

@NetiXx9 terable joke

[fireoil]

0:50 totally craked me up

[danielcharikar]

0:59 BEST PART!!

[DerGeckarbor]

Technically Poké-trainer HAVE Ball's of Steel.....

[supagrove2]

I enjoyed this. *positive comments make me happeh*

[ctiscan]

you just wasted your time editing this video. the result is shit. congrats idiot ;)

[alexdovalle10]

He got balls of steel.

[matheus330]

fuck it, who needs editing skills when you got duke nukem soundboard

[jonas92sp]

1:10 He would say "WHO WANT SOME?"

[Sicherheitsfreak]

battelfiel hero is a ea copy at team fortess

[rtrollsplitter]

uugghhh.

[rumgumss]

lol i love the random balls of steel in the middle lol

[searchin4hentai]

"I've got balls of steel! ... maybe... maybe... I'll rip your head off and s#!t down your neck!!!" Priceless!

[thespeederIL]

Im going to kick ass and eat sandwich.. and im all out of sandwiches...

[ShowToddSomeLove]

Random quotes in a way that don't fit over the video? AWESOME!

[KingChaos1337]

lame

[AL2009man]

@KingChaos1337

Let the Heavy Nukem kick your ass.

[sovietguy1337]

it costs 400000 dollars to fire these balls for 12 seconds

[DakotaxPike]

@sovietguy1337 "it costs $400,000...To suck this dick...for 12 seconds.."

[rayman1995]

@sovietguy1337

isnt 12 second a little long? D:

[neothematrixhacker]

That didn't suck ass at all. . .

[iDukeNukem]

@DeatgMagnet Excuse me.

[iDukeNukem]

@DrClay999 I'm pretty sure you would know if you're funny or not.

[DeatgMagnet]

@iDukeNukem Yeah that was totally ment to be a grand joke.

[steamempire]

thers actualy a wid of duke nukem heawy who rips the head of a soldier and shits down hes neck

[sonic4ever6]

tf2 may be awesum but wenever i play tf2 and i ask if anyone has played tf classic they all say no :(

[NewbiusMaximus]

@sonic4ever6 You should play on the tf Classic map server on TF2 then ;)

[ArhyBES]

EPIC BEGINING!! ))))

[bigfroggy3000]

it costs 400000$ to have balls of steel for 12 seconds.

[Tassadaritze]

592 came to get some.

[XtremeTerminator4]

YAY i'm the 1000 who liked this last was 999..

[GoldenPickaxe]

DUKE NUKEM MUST BE A CLASS

NOW

Duke Nukem update's gonna rock.

[dawsonguy1234567890]

someone call sandy ravige

[numb19029]

CRY SOME MORE!

[Delus1on77]

Youtube fail: It says contains content form EA. TF2 is Valve/steam

[joshuapsgibbons]

@Delus1on77 Well yeah, but EA hosts the servers for the PS3 version of tf2. So technically they were right. Technically.

[TheCommanderNZ]

The third quote is not Duke Nukem, don't know why that is in there.

[Jerraldough]

0:58 best part

[UghZanII]

Every time he says a line I imagine him saying 'balls of steel' afterward.

[IchiJewSan]

Poor cardboard box

[DrClay999]

"I got balls of steel.... maybe.... maybe"

I'm pretty sure you would know if your balls were steel.

[MichaelCox]

@DrClay999

Especially if you just said it FOUR times.

[Leatherface0141]

@DrClay999 They weigh like 6 pounds

[HUNAdamus94]

@DrClay999 Hair dont grow on steel...

[armorhide406]

the heavy looks like the belt of ammo he wears is depleted uranium. google "Mark 149 Mod 2 20mm depleted uranium ammunition" on google

[Barmyllama]

@armorhide406 lmao it is thats why

[Saukkomestari]

take a tf2 video, randomly add duke nukem voices --> not gonna work, this is a prime example.

[AL2009man]

@mew6112

As for duke: I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And i all out of bubble gum.

[Luther7718]

Huh. I didn't know Duke Nukem 3D was published by EA...

Because TF2 sure as hell wasn't.

[henritje19]

@Luther7718 TF2 was published by EA but developed by Valve soft

[Luther7718]

@henritje19 No, Valve is an indie dev. They simply employed EA to port the Orange Box to the PS3 and 360.

TF2 is made by Valve and published by Valve.

[Dragpk7]

my name is duke nuCum?

[cuppajoesugar]

So.much.wasted.potential

[corrawinftw]

epic win packed in with epic win

[Lolpingu]

0:58 this was just priceless.

[ToniSoadMix]

Actually Heavy would run away if he saw Duke Nukem walking 1km ahead of him.

[uchihacharlesX]

0:15 onwards isnt actually duke nukem. its from the show Farscape. and to go further D'argo says it :3 love the show lol but this video is good either way

[sonictrey]

Anyone notice that the two games have had an ungodly development cycle?

[3lgar1]

Every day on my way to class in college, I say "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum..." As I put on my head phones and shades... with a very accurate impression of Mr. Nukem.

[TheEe1212]

"i have balls of steel maybe *sniff* maybe"

[saywhatnowdude]

It costs $420,000 to SMOKE POT for a lifetime

[TFReviews7]

@TARINunit9 another 91 people didnt learn not to cross the Duke

[Everyman1337]

@TARINunit9 buhleev da past tense is "shite," braddah

[TARINunit9]

@Everyman1337

In the immortal words of the Scout: "uh, NO!"

[Thetouhousfightiing]

@TARINunit9

Congrats for counting how many POKEMANZ there where in the 4th Gen.

[TARINunit9]

@Thetouhousfightiing

LOL wow, I didn't even notice XD

[usercemal]

Duke Nuke Them

[6020e3]

wtf? this contains content from EA? something's wrong.

[darroni123]

Should have said Yippie Ki Yay at the end

[NeonTheChao]

You forgot my favorite Duke Nukem quote:

I'm not gonna fight ya. I'm gonna kick yer ass.

[therealziman]

i bet hes balls r gana be rusted balls of steels when he gets old

[halfhalo33]

@therealziman

like yours

[therealziman]

@halfhalo33 they would, but their not made of steel you know

[Deepsmeg]

It costs $400,000 to chew bubblegum... for 12 seconds

[DukeNukem2020]

I love how he looks at the gun, then says "Hail to the King Baby!".

[TheReallyAngryCritic]

it costs 400,000$ to RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK for 12 seconds.

[CeptenObvious]

It's time to kick baby ass and eat sandvich, and i'm all out of sandvich.

[djtron1x]

wow, you can tell how many different voices they used for DN

[tazin2k4]

lol "i dont know who you are or where your from but if you threaten my freedom, ill kill you... BALLS OF STEEL!"

[spike200r]

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. LOL

[matrixmairo]

heavy sound pack. NOW

[Vault101Reject]

EA, take your badge of this video you cunts. you can never make a game as good as TF2

[A1R3D3E7]

@Vault101Reject tf2 blah you new generation, you can never understand the greatness of duke nukem

[PhreakStep]

@Vault101Reject

TF2 sucks it is made for 14 year olds and I am srs.

Mixing TF2 and duke nukem is like mixing picasso with shit.

And shit is not duke nukem ;)

[julesgladiator]

@Vault101Reject I've got this game : it's duke nukem forever !

[turdbutt89]

this is awful :(

[KristoferGrey]

Thats poor.

[piti1372]

I've got balls of steel... meybe... meybe

+ man XDDD

[Omeganitros]

The 'Team Fortress: Classic' HWGuy sort of resembles Duke Nukem as well.

[DUDEPERSONGUYonXBOX]

I'll rip your head off and shit down yer neck!!!!

[frosch0707]

i´ve g0t ballz 0f Stiil

[RdTrler]

The voice clips could have been used a bit better, though I don't know most of Duke Nukem's clips. All I can say is that they weren't used right - nowhere near it. And balls of steel were mentioned just too often, and that dulled the punch of the phrase.

[treyguyperson]

IVE GOT FISTS OF STEEL: Heavy version.

[BelfegorC4]

Damn this was bad :( Talk about killing a gaming icon with this crap.

[JohnForester15]

New Heavy Weapon: Balls of Steel?

Replaces the Shotgun

The Heavy takes 75% less damage to the area around his crotch.

However, it makes the Heavy go 75% slower.

[lchigoe]

@JohnForester15

or where his balls are. that's where his minigun is placed :D

[H1GHLANDER360]

ITS TIME TO KICKASS AND EAT SANDVICHES IM ALL OUT OF SANDVICHES

[magmablock]

Nice try, but the quotes don't really line up with the original dialogue at all (other than the first one)

[Zarki300]

i think he got balls of steel XD

[mrshadowXJ]

First of all: WTF with EA content.

Second of all: Not big suprise, if you ask me.

[bigrobjordan15]

Pause at 0:33 That heavy made my day xD

[daytonaracer7]

my names duke nukem. and my guns bigger then yours!! it costs 12,000000000000 dollars to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. for 12 seconds...

[Kawiia17]

I'll rip your head off and shit down your bullet!

[turtlecheese8]

"I've got balls of steel... maybe... maybe"

hahhahaa

[raphu604]

1:00 epic

[Metalsonic2008]

i love the part with the "i rip your head off and shit down your neck" and "its time 2 kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all outta gum". they are in sync :D

[thedelgardo]

''I got balls of stee-'' *Kicks him in the balls*

Sorry... You lost them in 2009...

[Nachalnika]

awesome idea thanx 4 watch !

[Kingofeurope]

It costs 400.000 dollars to make Heavy sound like Duke Nukem for TWELVE SECONDS.

[Gandree11]

I GOT BALLZ OF STEEL... maybe, maybe...

[BronzeTurd]

fuck EA

[xtex3]

epic