Crazy Competition

[Megahedron1501]

That transformer was freaking awesome!

[slh86]

Is that ash tray in the background?

[spiritfired]

WHO IS YOUR FAV CHARACTER IN MK9?!?!?! TELL ME!! I DEMAND IT!! Show me what you can do or you suck!! (I hope you get this :( )

[spiritfired]

O.O at the real transformer!!!

[johnson4730]

videos=good, this guys narrating=lame, stupid, talking too much mouth breather!

[thechurch92]

"our whole world is based around"...."apple pie"

[Dami92GV]

its Obama ^^

[afikiota]

This guy again? wtf

[transeunte80]

you again? holy shit!!!!!! Silence!!!!!!!

[PivotMovieInc]

squarehead

[promptaet]

is he gay ?

[knowsnofear]

we all saw the simpsons

[knowsnofear]

When I subscribe you better have a new video every week

[knowsnofear]

That cat hauled ass so funny

[Cheesefrank888]

A gun

[HetyynKeTTu]

funny :D

[Ztuibyman]

Youtube is full of this kinda bullshit... You just talk talk talk... It's annoying

[JakeDean91909]

MY PENIS

[dotcom598]

Ruim demais pro meu gosto.

[immortal291]

half the time this black guy makes no sense...

[GoldRush071]

U forgot PS3 vs 360 Competition

[jonathanjaz1]

@GoldRush071 una mierda de video saquenlos

[GoldRush071]

@jonathanjaz1 ???

[pornponny]

puneti poze cu femei si apareti voi ai dreq de gay lorzi ...

[TheBurningTire]

2:30 thats wat she said.. :P

[Call0fc00Ln3ss]

did the snake bite the cat in the FACE????!!!!

[TeamRocketsUmbreon2]

me? i climb a tree. most the people wont even get past the roots

[SP00FCAKE]

A gun

[farmer29200]

no one messes with a 6' 4" man with a buck knife hanging frow his belt.

[mr333schooler]

this snake is a pussy one touch buy a pussy and dead

[mr333schooler]

i see boobies again i click and a big headed black dude comes up

[TotallyJoeKing]

Why does this whiny twitch get an awesome intro when some of the best you tuber can't?

[zerodeath980Reborn]

lmfao almost love you guys xD

[grapesoda5469]

me mits

[Mo0nFiGhT3r]

Anyone noticed it went from 3:59 to 4:01?

[nikkidahl83]

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO LOVE US?! LOL

[TheMaddieeLee]

Cool this is the best car trick dude!

[maartendigneffe]

Why do you talk so much! damn man

[ExpectJustice]

Umm I'm in alabama as long as your not in the ghetto no one messes with you

[xMW2xCLIPZx]

Ray William Johnson FANBOY!

[aldaiphizer]

I run (not walk) away

[JBisaQueer]

my pee pee

[MiamiRSVP]

o m g LMAO

[Nemesis093781]

Thank you for the video.

[Chamburito]

a pencil!

[KageGijutsu]

I use trained attack hampters

[Eclissatissimo]

I use the ancient art of the pew pew.

Aka gun.

[Ace62569]

well in sudan if you came to a place where southern people live u use any thing and if they beat you they will molest you good

[ultimateweena]

i did karate as a workout and now i know what to do in very specific situation like if someone 5"7 come up behind me and puts my left arm in a certain position -.-'. also i dont carry anything for self protection only i have the bravary to go wherever. think about it, if you walk around with courage and look like your not scared your less of a target then someone who is shitting themselves looking behind yourself every 3 steps.

[keponki]

i carry a taser and rambo knife that kid really dunb

[videocritic2463]

i think people do karate cuz it reliefs alot of anger and stuff and makes u feel some sort of peace in your life.

[ChideraOkolo]

I saw a woman where's the chick?

[BADCHICK498]

awwww.... im pretty sure. u shud do a vid on u gettingg pregnant wit twinss :D

[dislocatetion]

1:19 ewww! it transformed into a smart car...

[spencjacks11]

world cant survive without competition

[doug60remixd007]

aww poor cat

[moeali777]

hahah whats with thie jamaican guy and jews ... i only watched 2 videos so far and both have jew jokes lmao

[ilyaLiviz]

@moeali777 I loved it all except the jew remark in this one, wasnt as funny as the jew remark in the other one. Got boring toward the end, but overall, brilliant

[515joshua94]

gay

[MrReallyquitebored]

A key and/or train pass

[DerekNelson34]

5 ppl dont like transformers.

[narutofanmade]

0:41

Ain't dat a bitch?

[ThePman9000]

so when i jack off im competing with someone??

[famanda84]

@ThePman9000 Yes: And u r losing woefully to the guy who is getting pussy!!! LOL

[ThePman9000]

@famanda84 ha lol

[famanda84]

@ThePman9000 I appreciate ur sense of humor!!!!

[Warlicmaster]

This is a spoof of RWJ show, you're just not funny dude..

[americaneagle791]

Wassup Drake?

[suzitobi350]

whoa! he turned into a car!=D

[mbmaccin555555]

Chuck Norris. I keep him on a leash though.

[sayYAYtooday]

I don't pack a matic.

but I pack Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John.

because the war is on.

[MrsD7777]

@sayYAYtooday AMEN! I like them Boys! "If GOD be for me...WHO can be Against me?!" The WAR is WON! :D

[downsideup100]

i dont think i would need to do anything

[johnny718bravo]

Flawless Victory

[IHolaToThat]

I'd Kill For That Transformer Costume...

[jm091308]

I use an Irish form of martial arts called FOOK YEW!! Its mainly head butting and kicking people on the ground while your drunk!

[1337Yazman]

Duke Powell is so cool.

[godssonisme]

Boards don't hit back.

[OvCHOPPERvO]

oh dude, this is too true.. i hate it, its a damn loop hole man!!!!

[eaglesmurdergiants]

i lurk the streets and mean mugg everyone i see. they know to get back or else ill cut them

[BIZZIB3ATZ]

I use a mix of what I learns on street fighter 4 and any object in reach

[silver11115]

A condom

[LolmansEntertainment]

The transformer suit was filmed where I live! :D

[pooponhoop]

Money cant buy you happiness but, you can use money to buy you things that make you happy ;)

[JoeTheEpic]

MY FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

[miki5xD]

To the kid: Why don't you become the next US president? =)

I use whatever is in my hand. You'd be surprised upon realizing how deadly a cellphone is. xD

[MetalMouth909]

protect myself? they won't hurt me, i'm skinny and poor-looking :/

[DukePowell]

@MetalMouth909 malnourished is a self defense technique? lol

[MetalMouth909]

@DukePowell haha, nah, i'm just lucky i haven't been assaulted. Duke, you're my favorite YouTube channel host, you care for what you do. Never give up. You inspire us all :)

[volopok]

@DukePowell No ones invading Africa (except where they're not malnourished *Lybia*).

[Willwec828]

I defend myself with my ballistic knife

[ratleader90]

@Willwec828 didn't ment to give you a thumbs down. was bored just clicking around. sry

[Duffman1307]

Great video Duke, just about to upload it to Facebook

[pira1300]

i use my ass

[1LostMy0therAccount]

A condom

[AnkhHero]

I am a martial artist, but I think I look threatening to most people so I usually don't have to do much.

[UltimateDarkSim]

@AnkhHero Haha same here. I dont know martial arts, like you, but I do look intimidating.

(or threatening, like you said)

So, no people mess with me or nothing. Which is good, cause I dont like to fight. :p

[mrsgmason]

Dress like a prostitute! lol

[Amazongrassmonster]

i use the force.

[noangel1987]

I just go tell my daddy. lol

[krisjames3]

i used to carry a bat in my sleeve, or a knife on me to walk to school and walk home , ...good times

[csaitos]

Love the way you rationalized fear:

"Clearly you are not extinct as of yet;

You have superior survival skills because

you appear to have natural selection on your side.

I need to remove you from the equation:

You are now a threat."

I would have used this as a FB status, but since I added you as a friend, it wouldn't of been nice to steal quotes like that :)

[Jimcrv]

Nothing, nobody gonna mess with me xD

[Harvesterofpie]

Kinda like what you and many other people use, but with a lamer name. The art of... going apeshit.

[Spherical3]

Benchmade Model 42.

[clasicalhater123]

my right pinky.

[jayci68]

I carry a .357 magnum revolver AND a 380 semi-automatic pistol... and yes, I have a permit to carry them concealed... I call them "My traveling companions"

The dude on the iron beam... damn, I'm still speechless as to what I would say to him.

[ninabanina404]

your videos are really good but i feel weird clicking on some of your videos because of the thumbnail pictures....like a pervert....plus im a girl so...

[soniye10]

I just carry a heavy purse. Mess with me and I'll whack you with it. I can kick butt and look good doing it!

[MetalLicka777]

a pokemon battle usually does the trick

[33Hotson]

im a wrestler because i am good at it and cause it keeps me in shape

[andyandymax]

Duke, is that your own line? "Money can't buy happiness. But neither can poverty." That is such a good line! Did you think it up?

[kokopellifan1]

I would only physically harm someone, if they were threatening a child. If it was just me, I would try my best to talk to them. Threaten a kid though, and I have a shoot first ask questions later attitude. As for what I would use to beat the creep into a coma, I suppose it would be whatever was available.

[chromeston]

When someone fights me I think there an idiot not to bring PEACE and yes I'm christian so I now have the habit not to fight people

[Hazeljv3]

I do Tae Kwon Do and I carry around a small metal rod on my key chain that could break a person's hand... I also occasionally have an AK47 or a shovel on me, if I'm on the way to or from a murder.

[TheAdrian341]

I bring an umbrella. If they do attack me, I would poke em as hard as I can

[KBoppette]

My weapons? My ninja hands of death. Reflexes of a dead cat, I got. Deadly.

As for that kid. "Try walking on air now. That'll impress me. You're already on a pole, you're half way there. Step off now."

Or something like that.

[Abubakarr18]

i dont have time to scream and work up my self, my gun does the screaming for me

[TheScroobs]

I keep myself protected with my patchy beard and scruffy clothing. Nobody would mess with me, especially when I talk to myself. Bitches think I'm crazy.

[MikeyCreation]

I'm Asian, it was born in me.

[thecultchie]

6'4" 250lbs and trained in Silat and Kickboxing

I just strut that ass

[dportis47]

I use my good looks!

[deafomega]

I am 6'5" and almost 200lbs

I just walk

[mstercheif100]

cool vid

[DJTobiMindfreak]

The best fighting technique is to scream. The reason for that is because why would somebody beat up a guy who is yelling at the top of their lungs. He'd probably going to freak out and walk away. No need to worry about this technique. I've tested it before and it works!

[DJTobiMindfreak]

The best fighting technique is to scream. The reason for that is because why would somebody beat up a guy who is yelling at the top of their lungs. He'd probably going to freak out and walk away. No need to worry about this technique. I've tested it before and it works!

[LatiosBlade]

im actually asian honestly you just need street smarts

and good hands to elbow and grapple people

[DarkWARior768]

Condems....wait thats for something else.

[marcuelcajon]

I use logic!

[tlswhdgjs]

I wana be the bumblebee... and the blackbelts ,,, where there any asians? ...

[MrAstro888]

2:30-2:33 I dnt knw wht tht was but I like it... I saw that man... am I tottaly on your balls for this one?

[V3RTIGO222]

LOL, pause at 1:26, sorry duke, but your face... XD

[MizunaChu]

Self defense :T

All it says is my shoe wants to meet your face :D

[llcoolljam]

A nail clipper!!

[sk8monkey10000]

i think of sports like that some time

[TheLegendDeer]

You are actually a brilliant YouTuber! Keep making videos! As soon as I've watched one, I can't wait for the next one!

[RedDragoon]

I carry a big purse filled with bricks for protection.

[CanadianShow]

They brake boards to:

1. show off

2. (most important) To show proper technique.

I know this cause I'm in Karate.

[TheTrueAxiom]

I actually learnt Krav Maga in the Armed Forces!

[TheNovemberMac]

I kill for business; I maim for pleasure.

[DukePowell]

@TheNovemberMac hahahah

[donsina]

money cant buy you happiness, but I prefer to cry in my Lambo Sesto Elemento :P

I use Bruce Lee's nunchaku...

[TheOdmino]

My beard, it will intiminate you.

[1Mastermind1990]

Money can't buy you happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown in a Lamborghini? Have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski? You ever see a sad person with season tickets, front row seats to their favorite sports team? You ever see a person frown when they buy their new house with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, two living rooms, 2 kitchens and a four car garage with a back yard the size of a football field? Why do you live? The world is competitive. Deal With it, it keeps the world going

[DukePowell]

@1Mastermind1990 lol i love this comment. 

[kimmaytube]

@1Mastermind1990

I love this comment too! Thumbs way up.

[andyandymax]

@1Mastermind1990 - I disagree. There is no competition at all. By the way, my comment is way better than yours.

[funkaydonkey]

@1Mastermind1990 u truly are a mastermind

[englishtoarab]

@1Mastermind1990 Very fucking true

[AnkhHero]

@1Mastermind1990 I concur sir.

[chungalungas]

@1Mastermind1990 Ive seen those people frown before. They buy drugs than get busted by police and then wish they lived normal lives and frown.

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas Well, if we're going by stereotypes then you would be right, but your comment came straight from a teen movie. Everyone gets busted, who generally populate the prison system? Not rich people, and not a significant percent of rich people are in jail. Seriously, did you think that comment through?

[chungalungas]

@1Mastermind1990 You didn't necessarily have to be rude. But it's insuring that most normal folks will know that rich people will never have true happiness, and money really can't buy you happiness. I mean, if I was broke right now I could think of so much fun I could do with my friends. And they'll never have true love, only gold diggers. And it seems to me that you have a rich family member and are trying you best to defend 'em, instead of admitting being rich doesn't equal happening.

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas haha, you have the poorest misconception on life I have ever seen. Quit watching those Disney movies. All the morality bullshit doesn't apply to anyone that makes a lot of money. You think people with money are miserable and unloved. Where have I heard that from? That was the most blunt horrible opinion I have ever heard. There is no facts in what you said other than that you telling me I didn't need to be rude. I was rude because you base your opinion off stereotypes/misconception

[Legola87]

@1Mastermind1990 chungalungas is juz another poor miser fucktard who thinks one must be poor to be happy. What, a rich person can't think of fun stuff to do with his friends? We'd probably be banging chicks in Vegas while them poor fucktards tried to hit on their mums back in their fucking trailer parks.

[chungalungas]

@1Mastermind1990 No man, it's not Disney that teaches me this stuff, although, Disney would of been good for you in your childhood, maybe then you wouldn't be such a douchebag. But no, the only reason most rich assholes don't get caught is 'cause they can bail out of almost anything. I have serious thoughts that you do have a rich family member or something and are just defending them, 'cause why would you defend such dickheads in the beginning?

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas this is like me asking you're just some random ass hat who has a bad perception of rich people, why are you against em? Everything you said about rich people are based on nothing but opinions and stupid morality bullshit you saw somewhere in a movie. You know, normal people post bail all the time too. Otherwise there wouldn't be a bail business if only rich people used it because it would cost too much to run and wouldn't return enough profit by at least 200%.

[chungalungas]

@1Mastermind1990 The reason I dislike rich people so much is 'cause you almost never see them doing good for charity or anything. They have so much money yet they spend it on stuff they'll probably never use again. But whatever, if you wanna defend those types of people go ahead, it's not gonna score you lots of friends though.

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas 1. Should they have to give to charity? Is it an obligation to give away money if you have an abundance in it?lol wtf stupid ass argument is that? IF anything you should complain to the government about taxes. Take out the bush tax cuts, tax less on the middle class and regulate who can receive tax breaks better. I can tell you all about how America is run for the rich and whatnot, but you're still too narrow minded to realize it.

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas (continued)... Its not about racism, social status, background or whatever, those are forms of control to keep a dimly perceptive nation under control. Its not a majority wins, its majority favored. What makes money. You see, this country is divided, and you're part of the problem. You can complain all you want about the rich, but (in Disney terms) this is Cinderella and you're the step sister except there is no happy ending. You remain a puppet the bad lives happily ever after...

[chungalungas]

@1Mastermind1990 I'm not complaining, I'm just expressing my opinion on why I think rich people are assholes, they never do anything for anybody except themselves. But I'm not complaining. You clearly do have a rich family member and are too stubborn to accept that they are assholes like yourself. Well, please don't reply 'cause I won't even bother reading your comment. Just a piece of advice, get some friends and get laid buddy. ;)

[1Mastermind1990]

@chungalungas once again, you are making groundless statements. I can't see how anyone can can feel obligated or have to give out money because they have it. You are making a general assumption that is like me saying all poor people are lazy and don't want to work. I'm not defending them, that's just how life works. If you hate it that much tell the democrats of this country to stop being pussies and letting the Reps bend them over backwards. Learn about your country before you have an opinion

[Legola87]

@chungalungas You are a sad sad poor person. How is that better than being a sad rich person. Besides, a rich person can have fun too if they want to - and can afford better fun on a larger scale.

[rangeless]

Buys condoms. Yes, I am READY!

[SosoSeth1990]

give me the link to the transformers suit.. that was crazy he literally transformed into a car!

[ovoski]

HAha aint da a bitch!! 0:43

[UltimateDarkSim]

I work at a gunstore. I have plenty protection. :)

[DukePowell]

@UltimateDarkSim you get discounts on killing machines? :(

[UltimateDarkSim]

@DukePowell No need. Here in Texas guns are practically free. (very cheap)