NooBTooB Ep 112 - Crysis Warhead, Wario Land Shake It, Wipeout HD, de Blob

[lneh]

Don't know how you can hate Kirby for being easy and then love NSMB which is marginally harder for the normal levels, but easier if you include the boss rush in KSSU. Both were laughably easy games in the same genre.

[crankoboy123]

so fuckin noobs wario epic

[theperfectionist]

are these guys drunk? wario land shake it rocks your socks

[oLawlieto]

Wipeout HD was free for PSN plus members last month ^^ btw PSN plus is really worth it. you get 1 PS3 game 2 Mini games and 1 PSone game for free every month.

In sweden 3 month are worth about 10$ and 1 year about 45$ wich is alot of games for free. the total worth of the games can be from 10-30$ / Month.

[footer777]

Here is wario land shake it

And Kirby superstar ultra

At December 2008

[TheFenerli10]

can't believe you don't know how to invite in Wipeout HD...

[The1995Carmen]

omg how long is that fuck !! :O

[TheDarkkeychain]

de Blob has been with me for about two years, and I still haven't finished it with all the other cool games coming out, huh : (

[5cax52ht]

Thanks for sharing

[yfmdriver]

you kind of are the only ones who aren´t fun so...

[yfmdriver]

but crysis soundtracks are very good

[yfmdriver]

just wait for cod modern warfare 2

[madzane94]

crysis2 is comin so....

[madzane94]

lol the draw distance is ts due to low memory, as in 512 is aight but 1Gb to 2GB video ram is the only thing that can play crysis good....like the 5870

[sucazza]

Ok a very good Vblog but.... drink wine in BOX? bleahhhhhhhhh

Wine need glass bottles with cork "only"

:D

[tobin00]

Dunno man, it's pretty tasty :)

[lipeterli]

hai! byeiiiiiiiii

[ollie511]

22000 subscribers by 2010!!!

Spread the word to other noobtoob vids XD

[Bumbolo]

2.66 ghz, intel core 2 duo, 9400m 4gb memory, 650 hardrive thats all i can remember

[JonTheHolyDude]

@Bumbolo

It should, my computer specs are something like yours. Try playing on medium quality.

[hassanabokhalil]

Nice .

[goldenflame295]

prototype is out now can you do a review of it and tell which episode it's on if you do it thanks

you are legde's

[tobin00]

The review of Protoype is gonna be in ep 147!

[Bumbolo]

will a 9400m graphics card run crysis

[KageOfSand]

System specs please.

[username123232]

epic ending just like the rest of your show

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[elmo23househead]

Hay 2 anyone with fullgame wipeout hd download ,,, i have warhawk fullgame download'd from psn ,,, if anyone want's to share trade send me a message

[Chany14]

I am glad about the review of WarioLand.. It was an impulse buy and true say I still have it in the package and I dunno if I should say fuck it and just keep it or just return it.

[Zazquatch1]

Fallout sucked... and congrats on the IKEA wine stackera... Greetings from sweden ;)

[tobin00]

Otherwise it's just a screensaver :)

[Tanyushka33901]

Guys, you are amazing.

Ignore from the stupid comments :)

[eXelanzz61]

stalker me KeRKeNMaN_(-_-)_ ok :)

[geargamer14]

retard

[BunnyMadeOfSkittles]

@STALKERX9

I'll keep it simple, have a nice warm cup of S.T.F.U.

[Gregoses]

are you guys crazy???

[tobin00]

A little bit, yeah.

[STALKERX9]

Maybe you should, then you might understand a bit more about the diference between reviewing a game and spelling an opinion about it, since you guys look like someone who wants to make your own "(reviews)"....

But well, not to mention, that the drinking wine, and joking around, doesnt give much (credibility).

[tobin00]

Our whole purpose in life is to not be anything like IGN and other game review sites, so you just paid us a compliment, thanks. :)

A review from Noobtoob is what we like and dislike about a game, that's what a review is. Other review sites spew a bunch of useless crap, we get right to the essence of if it's fun or not.

If you don't like our reviews, feel free to stick to IGN, we're not for you.

[STALKERX9]

"If you don't like our reviews, feel free to stick to IGN, we're not for you."

It is true, that there are always a bit of opinion, and people chose favorites, by if the opinions stick more with theyrs, but that --> "A review from Noobtoob is what we like and dislike about a game, that's what a review is. Other review sites spew a bunch of useless crap, we get right to the essence of if it's fun or not." it is somehow ignorant.

[STALKERX9]

Also, i was not just criticyzing you, i was trying to make you see that you guys just spell opinions, and don´t base any kind "(facts)".

Wich is also the diference betwen, "(oficial)" game sites and "(random)" people like you.

[tobin00]

I have no idea what distinction you're making. We have all sorts of facts in our reviews. I guess you're just mad because we didn't like Crysis, because what you're saying doesn't really make any sense.

[STALKERX9]

Sigh....

True, i got a bit mad, because your "(facts)" were that you guys don´t have a system able to run Crysis well....

Like i said before, then Lamborghinis or Ferraris, just suck because i can´t afford them....

So, for example you guys could think a bit about those who can, instead of just limit yourselfs to your "world", if you know what i mean.

[IIJazzyII]

Dude, you're a fucking idiot. How dare you criticize such awesome guys doing such an awesome thing for the gaming community.

Why are you even here anyway? And why the fuck should NoobToob give a flying pigeon with a bottle of lemonade shoved up its ass?

Basically, fuck off.

PS. NoobToob, love your vids and your site. Keep making more awesome episodes!

[JoostShino]

Jaz, you suck :)

[STALKERX9]

.... Acording to how the game is made and what it takes to make it....

What you guys did about Crysis was just pointing what you like and deslike, and so, that you didn´t liked it, it just sucks...

But well, i see people actually enjoy what you guys say, my guess is they find your little jokes funny..... it´s ok ... (not that i find funny) but it´s understandable....

Do you guys ever watch or watched an official review from sites like for example "IGN"?

[STALKERX9]

Well, this is were i stop, no need to see nothing more.

...about Crysis warhead.... and you guys say you review games?!

This is just opinions..... cause its like, if you guys can´t afford a lamborghini, it means that it sucks....

So here is my opinion, just to show you guys how you review shit....

Crysis is one if not the best FPS ever made..(realistic gameplay, visuals etc...)

The diference is that, a review points the good and bad things about a game.

[XxDomeRockerxX]

NooBTooB rulez YOW!! not YOB!!

[IMDBmoderator]

You guys are seriously awesome.

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[justiceiscoming]

Console choices are:

*Buy a 360 that'll die

*Buy a Wii that's made for kids

*Buy a PS3 with sh*tty online

*Or play games on a PC that may not be able to play some games.

:(

[tobin00]

Aww it's not so bad as that. Every console has fun stuff on it. Besides, Deadly Creatures just came out on Wii :)

[justiceiscoming]

I bought GTA4 for the PC. Big mistake. Horrible frame rate, game crashes, and the patch isn't helping. Why can't my Wii or PC play something cool! BTW, is Deadly Creatures fun?

[Tanyushka33901]

"justiceiscoming", buy a stronger Pc :)

PC is simpley the best, for my opinion. [and im an owner of a Wii also :) and i love it !].

[Sid3nFTW]

but you don't have a xbox 360 or ps3 so you don't know for sure :o

[ALIENation51]

i had a ps3 and a 360 and now i just have a wii and PC because I think they are the best

[justiceiscoming]

I have a $200 graphics card. PC is shit for gaming. Campatability issues blow!

[monkeyda1]

Dude if you get madworld for Wii, your mind will change that the Wii was made for kids

[justiceiscoming]

Since then I've gotten a 360. Online is extremely important to me now. Call of Duty rocks!

[fredstick2]

why were you showing Squek Squad video when talking about SSU

[IrishGodThe4th]

i fuckin love de blob

[littlekittygarden]

How do you gameshare?

[paranoid492]

i can run crysis fine on enthusiast, its the anti aliasing and vsync that gets you.

[leitegabriel]

well, i dont have those render problems, But, cryssi crashes alot... Anyways, my rig isnt too good though

[ttyzon123]

do you hate ps3 (im not impliying anything)

[sRspuma]

dam 58 minutes!!!!!!

[russiangangsta41]

Lol, I love how you guys are chugging wine in every single episode

[tobin00]

That is indeed how we roll.

[superfreestyleer]

wipeout hd isnt meant to be a new wipeout but a tv version of the psp. because people wanted to play the psp wipeout on tv but it didnt scale well

[superfreestyleer]

shake it makes you fell like im always jacking off

[egoneoteo]

you guys should stop bashing ps3 ...

[vickoppa]

though i have a ps3 i dont mind people sharing their opinions, so FUCK OFF YOU FANBOY!!!!!!!!!!

[bwfc2001toforever]

So Tobin, I hope you see this as constructive criticism cause thats what its meant to be, but I see a contradiction in your preference of racing games. When you reviewed Forza Motorsport you said you dont like racing games without weapons, and now we have Wipeout HD with weapons and you say you would prefer NOT to have the weapons (e.g. and I quote "take out the f*cking nuke shells out and etc" 12:15 -ish).

[hujumuku2]

You're An Idiot...

[tincup90]

for sure. what is he talking about lol

[Jexman1]

That nuke shell was referring to the new Mario Kart.

[saber1992]

he meant mario kart the nuke shell which basicly took u out of first person which made it fustrating cuz then it is some what done by luck and required less skill to play

[Xdude490]

you know, Wario Land: Shake It isn't that bad when you consider things like the wiimote tilting and shaking and the music. then again, many Wii games are focused on those things.

[AmericansSexualPreds]

u muther fuckers i own u all at cod4 and cryss ill put u a nuke up ur gas asses

[imalemonhead1223]

some games you can invite friend like cod4 and rainbow 6 Vegas and some games you just talk to make the headphone talk like cod4 and socom conforntion

[airsoftguy10]

wow.. your mom jokes.

[AmericansSexualPreds]

what a bunch of fuktards

[tobin00]

Yeah, I bet they can't even spell fucktard.

[AmericansSexualPreds]

im sory man but u suck more than your mom sucked my dick last night sorry man go and fuck yourself u need it

[tobin00]

I wish I could show this half literate drivel to anyone who taught you english.

[AmericansSexualPreds]

hey my main man ill deep fry your ballz and your mom will eat them wityh cheese deep

[SonEsmonduu]

Oh butt, everything you say involves 'mothers'. Your family probably revolves around incest and mother fucking, but we don't care. Shut the fuck up and go get an education.

[Wyroboard]

Wow thats probably the worst english i've ever heard.

Go learn to write.

[mcinerney101]

you got f'ed in the A

[AmericansSexualPreds]

what are u saying negro, are u still molested by your family

[mcinerney101]

im not even an african american

[666xCueballx666]

Dude , You're a fucking idiot.

You'll never be as awesome as NooBTooB!

[JasonXtK]

lol i would so fucking burn you in front of everyone on youtube for dissing noobtoob but your name pretty much just disses yourself so i really dont need to...

[Middix132]

u r pathetic stop embarrasing yourself over the world wide web

[akiman89]

.....I like Metal Gear 4.....

[win4ever123]

crysis warhead is the best game ever $600 machine runs on high-very high

oh and when things pop up that's because there on low object quality

[agathor3005]

dark sector does not suck the combat is good the graphics are great and the storyline is perfect

[rain11221]

you guys are kool, kinda remind me of that show on g4 with Tommy Tallarico accept they ended up arguing alot on tv lol

[Duffman1111]

that show was awsome and thier banter was priceless. way better than those crack heads on Xplay. i wish they had the freedom that tobin and yuzo have.

[grimreaper42]

Casual gamers are babby gamers one day thay will grow up

[redragonfiremaster]

wow these fuckin guys have nothing better to do?.... nerds

[satchmola]

wow, this guy has nothing better to do than comment on videos he doesnt feel are worth watching in the first place... loser

[purplesnotaflavour]

I think everybody should look at this guys channel, hes 38 year old who likes bmx biking and rap, tool.

[fffgs]

u have open mic option....

wipeout hd

[MrFakhre]

that song was hilarious

[Grimm345]

I've never seen a fat Asian guy. /=

[Tooofast]

My $700 dollar custom built computer I built CAN easily run crysis... and crysis warhead.. these people didn't even give crysis a fair chance.

[dwtnigg]

nerds

[danieltian]

Plus:

* [[NooBTooB Shoop]]?? #42 (Mailtoad) - 37:35

* NooBTooB [[Member Of The Week]] #20 (Crimson) - 37:56

** Winner #19 MixedUpZombies's Weekly Release Update

* Viewer Homework (PocketMEGO): Video Game Domination - 38:33

=== Voicemails ===

* pog707 - panel at pax - 43:44

* darknight75 - closing ensemble after halo wars - 46:16

* jozeroz25 - playstation home - 49:03

noobtoob shoop?

[sonicjj195]

no im not sad they make more money than me i cunt care less im just saying its pointless puting these videos up because someone could want a game then they could say its a crap game then they wont go buy it its only two peoples opinons so y bother watching it when there wrong

[tobin00]

I guess the point here is that lots of people think we're not wrong, which is why they watch us. If you don't like our reviews, you can go somewhere else. :)

[MrFakhre]

actually you give reasons why, a game is good or bad, not just "it sucks" and it comes from 2 different perspectives of 2 dif kinds of gamers. plus you say shit and fuck, which makes it relatable to real people.

[LizPaine120]

HEHE! thats my friend Joe, dark knight dude, who said "i think thats bull shit i mean w t f." HEHEHEHEHEEHeeee

[ishojtester]

IF you want to play a good game, buy or build a good PC.

I like Crysis 1 and Warhead. If ur reason for not liking Crysis cuz ur PC can't run it, is entirely your fault. BUY RAM and new Graphic card.

Think smart, upgrade ur pc and not buy one. WARHEAD works fine as it is, you DONT have to download drivers or other software for it to run well. Noobs

[rodrigopacheco12]

noob toob

[au25]

the reason people dont like crysis is simple, it aint like cod4, using guns only not suit power, but weapon based gameplay sucks ass fro a 9.5!

[nyannyan123456]

wow kirby can suck ninja shit

[iMReALyFoURTeeN]

t3h suscribe-button is yellow

[sonicjj195]

not been tyt but ure fullgrown men playing games i meen i can understand if you were game makers n ure saying that wario is shit but this is just to guys opinion

[tobin00]

I have honestly never seen that many spelling and grammatical errors crammed into such a small space before.

[JonathanCbush]

what is it your trying to say? that your upset they make alot more money than you do?

[JooHunt]

Chance 2 win CRYSIS WARHEAD!!

Visit my channel! Ends November 20th

[xxjoe1991xx]

you guys have just OFFICIALLY earned my sub! :D also id really like to see your opinion on gmod 10 or 11 or w/e u wanna call it using HL2 and who do YOU guys think g-man really is? and what is he up to?

[fitlad12345]

i dunno i personally liked wario land shake it to me it was kind of fun but great show anyway

[XKS99]

What can I say. These type of players are the REASON that gaming is going down the tubes.

Console fags.

[tobin00]

Intelligent comments like this are why online discourse is such high quality.

[LovedSins]

So gamers who enjoy quality games regardless of what platform it is on is the reason gaming is going down the tubes? I figured the cause was people who call other gamers names like "console fags."

[assmice20xx]

How do u Capture DS games.. for uploading to youtube..

[nitro5493]

isnt that the wrong kirby game?

[NoahHacksaw]

crysis is great. oh, and its not a puzzle game yuzo, its a strategy fps. and the full level layout is good because it makes it more fun to explore and kill shit because you have to involve the strategy.

good show though... great job.

[Wezzipooh]

it IS a puzzle game. the puzzle is getting it to run, like most pc games

[inconsistanttruth]

haha, yeah the gaming developers are thinking outside the box!

[ThisxACallToArms]

Really? my computer ran crysis fine and mine CRAP. like serious crap. tho it was on min settings. only one part lagged in warhead and that was somewhere in the hovercraft part

[rhinoman19933]

A way you guys could expand and try to have a panel at PAX is joining the Gamercast network... just a suggestion.

[sockonmyfoot]

The Real Fun Part of Kirby, is messing around with all the powers

[tobin00]

Ep 113 is live, folks! Enjoy!

[mario54671]

I'm kinda late, but Nintendo announced something interesting! DSi and some games, a new Warioware and the third Mario & Luigi RPG game for the DS. I'm trying to decide whether I should get the DSi since it's kinda expensive, I think $180 or something..and they took out the GBA slot..usually when I get these things. Because is this DS just another upgrade like the DS Lite or is it a brand new DS since it DOES have downloadable stuff on its shop channel which goes to the SD card.

[Env0yX]

Where is my episode 113!?!?! I'm going through withdrawal!

[tobin00]

I've uploaded ep 113, and Youtube has been processing it for like three hours. It will be live soon!

[Black0nWhite]

yobin, are you going to say anything about the new diablo 3 gameplay trailer on 114?

[tobin00]

I haven't even seen it! I'll go take a look.

[Snipinranga]

its that time of day again, u know what im gonna ask

[EkEMaN91]

I played Warhead with the same computer I managed to play Crysis at it's best with lag in some places (damn snowy fights) and it was going really well (little or no lag at highest quality) until my graphics card became unresponsive O.o the screen just pretty much shut down and started up again 5 secs later with a message saying the driver had some 'problems'.

[htkilla567]

hey guys, love ure show, i subscribed and i think your shows are awesome!

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[timberwolfiii]

geez... october is going to be mental for you guys... sorry... :)

[tobin00]

Not a bad problem to have :)

[jtaz612]

are you reviewing Little Big Planet Beta next episode?

[tobin00]

That will be ep 114, we already recorded 113.

[hdeath123]

man you guys are great fables gonna beawsome too thats why i started watching this because i wanted to see your thing on fable 2 keep on kicking ass ill see you at pax next year! yow

[cristian9correa]

i have almost lost hope for gaming because i barely bought a 360, i was excited for castle crashers(failure so far... unless patch comes out), and bioshock which was good for the 20 minutes i played it, some of my cousins ran by and they knocked down my 360 without even touching it, just by the rumbling from there footsteps, and so the 360 gave my cd a huge ring.

[IraqiDoom]

apparently there was a demo of yakuza 3! at tgs 08??? wtf

[soccerlife13]

You guys should do a special review of Fable2 when it comes out, after you guys play it. :)

[tobin00]

Don't worry, we'll definitely review Fable 2 when it comes out.

[ReVoKeR210]

has anyone from the noobtoob forums givin you or yuzo the LBP beta?

[Maveroid93]

i love kirby games but you are absolutely.....right! its no challenge at all,but i find it fun i dont know why!

[jwright360]

From what i hear(read on wiki) Crysis Wars is the multiplayer element of Crysis Warhead.

[terk0iz]

yeah i know that, they just didn't talk about crysis wars

[gsumd]

hey guys wanted to ask what console is "PSN" because i have never heard of it... Good show by the way.

[jwright360]

Thats the PlayStation Network. On the Playstation 3

[Maveroid93]

psn means playstation network ,which is the online service for the ps 3,like xbox live is for xbox360 :)

[Oathkeepera]

Yeah, you guys are probably the only game reviewers with any skills about gaming around here. I mean, you're right. Why would finish a fucking game, when you hate it?

[thunderwolf3333]

sent u the code, sorry for not checking my mail for 9 hours lol

[spideyjdf19]

"im beating you FUCK"

lol

funny funny

[masterwizard555]

Hey Tobin and Yuzo i'm thinking about getting another gaming rig could you help? I'm currently using a laptop yeah I know I shouldn't have done that but whatever I might get a desktop just for gaming i'm going to convert my gaming files to it if I get one and well I need to know a good reasonably priced desktop. I'm thinking about getting the Paladin lol super geeky name and well it's just a gaming pc if there is a better one just as well priced could you tell me please I need help tired of lag.

[darkwolf899]

hey you guys are the best frickin hilarious but u guys always talk about about stupid pc games there so lame like the only good one would have to be counter-strike source and older game i know but still friken awesome never gets boring beacuse of it always being online and as you said the games crashing like i got spore thinking it was the best game ever but now im looking at it thinking piece of shit so totaly give more reviews on xbox 360 games

[darkwolf899]

srry for my crappy spelling

[blackrudnot]

you guys are awesome. i could be gettin an iphone next week and, so then i'll be able to watch your podcasts on the 1 hour train journey in each morning :) great reviews, entertaining as always.

[XxW3Ar3Th3Fall3nxX]

im winning FUCK!

[NOTSparkyPants]

Wow Nintendo presents two games that look kinnda interesting only to get shot down for the reasons I feared. Oh well

[Mizmo182]

How much is Yuzos rig?

[jcnba28]

yuzo u can go to ur friends list and invite friends on the main menu buddy!

[tupello9]

Hey guys - love the show- only just discovered you guys and because I'm a gaming geek- I'm mmost probably gonna check out all the rest of your videos!

I'm pretty excited about Warioland- I like the idea of a 2d platformer- so I think I'm gonna buy that when it gets a little cheaper...(a couple of months)

I'm also pretty damn excited about Fallout 3 and I'm thinking about buying a 360 - just for that game!

[tobin00]

Yeah, fallout 3 is going to be INSANE. It looked so good at PAX.

[jtaz612]

Hey Yuzow, I purchased Wipeout HD bc of your review and I really enjoyed the game. Thanks!

Want to race sometime? PSN ID: brown805

[kirkht]

good show, I dont always agree with the reviews but I love hearing you guys voices your oppinion

[ToonMatt13]

not seen you guys review Fifa 09 yet, correct me if im wrong.