Hard Justice: S2E8 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[TheBananamonger]

Where is the funny?

[xXxIPOCKSxXx117]

I read a comment saying 'I hate their gun laws'. Well i kind of wanna get my hands on one, but its only for hunting. Even if I did, it will be 726 386$.

[MultiBoxingKid]

I do not count this has a comedy

[Sileosoltice]

Its bad to use the lords name.

[ThatLetsPlayChannel]

1. They do take maple leaves and Aunt Jemima syrup as currency.

2. That is how much stuff costs for everything.

I'm proudly Canadian.

[dr0ck011]

The money lololo

[Delta50Eagle]

Why didnt they head to mexico, or why didnt they suspect they went to mexico?

[xlrd98]

We never did find out what was wrong with Eddie that night at the club...

[TheSeptacle]

"...So, how much for the two of us for one ni-"

"SEVENHUNDREDANDTWENTYEIGHTTHO­USANDFIVEHUNDREDAND NINETYTWO DOLLARSANDFORTYSIXCENTS."

[dahoward96]

damn thats expensive!

[mwaka369]

"The only place they can go"

Mexico.

[Hal0Chief177]

151 people didnt get past the border because they didnt have canadian bacon.

[laDUCK4life]

This can probably actually work out as a TV show. It has an orgasmic storyline

[KillrDylzTheSecond]

Its ironic because DigitalPh33r is Canadian

[DBZJohnny123]

i would randomly get my reach character and own these bytches

[DBZJohnny123]

i lub bacon

[Scarce9882]

didn't drake used to have red stripes? becuase i'm just figuring this all out.

[TehHaloNub]

@anikan1005 Jon forgot Canadian Bacon ;)

[TehHaloNub]

Would b funny if assassins went to mexico.

[gammaspector]

what was up with eddy in the club sereusly?

[cardozinha02]

wheres max in all this shit



[TARDISpug]

im mostly norweigan

[xXD1MZXx]

Honestly I think that Canada is a pretty awesome country as a country that doesnt have any wars or anything and a country that minds its own buisness and only comes to help when needed such as WW2 pretty sick ass and might I add how are the bagels

[101Swiftflick]

@xXD1MZXx You forgot medicine, their somewhat high tolerance for pot smoking, and the fact that they respect their citizens privacy.

[dmightyjdog94]

Y r they walking they should have just driven their warthog

[DeathRevenant7]

I had a canadian teacher once when I was back in year 7 in school in britain, they're really nice guys....... they are what you get when you mix an American, a brit and a french guy all together. (Even though that is who they effectively are right?)

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

$728,592.46 I loled so hard xD I watched that over and over again.

[Anikan1005]

Cash, syrup, or maple leaves! XD HA HA!

[Zonren03]

What is the name of the theme to this. I kinda like it

[DijinnX]

i was drinking when the said 728 592.46 $

now my monitors all wet =[

[mxm998]

goddamn ads

[xxlamaxx1]

In response to ther people: canadians don't say eh. The only time i hear a canadian say eh is as a joke.

[DarkEye1564]

Do Candians go ey all the time? Cause I think its funny, not racist, its just funny

I would rather pay in syrup rather than 728,592.46 dollars LOL

[xxMERMOTxx]

que mierdera

[BioharzardEvilCat]

@grenadesoldja08 i know about theater mode but he had to use a camera to film it in theater mode

[TonyLongEpix]

I hate to ask but why would people go to Canada for safty like for example the zombie breakout

[turboj3sus]

@TonyLongEpix because theyr retarded

[DRIZZAT1]

im also canadian and i also found this funny

[DL3Lanc3]

Can Someone Tell me What Was Wrong With Eddie About The Club?

[DL3Lanc3]

Can Someone Tell me What Was Wrong With Eddie About The Club?

[BioharzardEvilCat]

what camera do you use to make these

[grenadesoldja08]

@BioharzardEvilCat What camera does he use to make these!? Maybe try Halo 3 theater mode

[hunter3824]

how much for the both of us 728 thousand 568 dollars holy mother fucking dick nuggets i added the last sentence

[thebutterfly992]

Where the fuck is Max? xD

[deathknight6752]

@thebutterfly992 Rofl, maybe that guys brother found him.

[Joe58432]

i have some hard justice right here

[TheMusicalfriends]

as long as he doesnt go too far with canadian jokes i dont care

[Ph33rS0m3]

@TheMusicalfriends Jon is Canadian.

[SierraGolf017]

@TheMusicalfriends Canadiansar aloud to be racist to Canadians

[Atlittle104]

canada sucks.......yea, why the fuck do you think no one lives there and the people who do are right next to the american border?

[palpatine112]

$728,592.46 thay guy must be on som MAIJOR crack they ran away from there like it was on fire lol

[superninja5506]

wait, didn't roman used to have red, not blue?

[TurtleSpawnStudio]

This series used to be funnier but then it got more dramatic like Dues Ex Machina. Ether way I still like it.

[helikiller3]

@TurtleSpawnStudio It may not have as much jokes and humors as Arby 'n' the Chief does, but the story is still good. :D

[gogos1234567890]

$728592.46..... plus a 13% tax, and just to piss you off we r ganna somhow sneek a 14 cent eco fee in there. :P welcome to Canada eh?

[Sp3ctacul4r1]

dunno if you guys know but john himself is canadian... so canadian jokes are not to offend.. just to make us laugh..

[ZOMBKILLA221]

well at least you get fre health care in canada look at the back of a book its like this :U.S $15 Can $19

[TheKillaCake]

This is good but is it just me or are these getting shorter due to legth of begining and end

[DP2501]

@TheKillaCake yeah they used to be 20 minutes or so

[ModLikeItsMyJob]

"Ok how much for a room?" "$728592.46"

LOL

[nufc4life2007]

digitalph33r is canadian idiots

[darkninjamandelta]

u guys know that jons canadian right dumbassess....

[MaggotF0rLife]

Wow, the background music is too loud.

[DanDood11]

According to Dougie Adams leaves as a currency doesn't work no? =P

And Canada sounds awsome.

[KorokuHatake]

Does anyone else notice that one of the songs he uses is from Megaman Legends?

[KorokuHatake]

John CJG is cool, he is able to make fun of Canadians, even though he IS one. You know people have a sense of humor when they joke around about their own nation/race.

[ArrowTreeProductions]

IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING HAWX 2 COMMERCIAL I SWEAR TO GOD

[movieduke337]

@ArrowTreeProductions I know man

[RazeAnimations]

Isn't john canadian anyway? so the jokes arn't meant badly anyway...

[Vospader21]

How does Jon do the voices like that?

[ThePaxtonProductions]

@Vospader21

He edits the pitch and depth once he's recorded them.

[Gizmogibbongimp]

People saying: OMG STOP MAKING CANADIAN JOKES.

DIGITALPH33R IS CANADIAN, ASSHOLES.

[cardboardbox1337]

Yeah, even if Jon CJG was American he made an American Joke last episode I think where he stereotyped how rude the American border guards were (I'm American, and I ROFL'ed)

[xXJettAcEXx33]

the maker of this is canadian so canadians stop freaking out about the jokes

[MrTripify]

Canada > America

(I'm American...)

[a15godzilla]

@MrTripify Why Canada?

[MrTripify]

@a15godzilla Well I could get prescribed to medical marijuana for my Chiari Malformation lol (it's painful). And maple syrup :)

[a15godzilla]

@MrTripify ok...

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

@MrTripify Dude, Canada IS better than the U.S!

I just hate their gun laws eh.

[MrTripify]

@AceofSpad3sking1994 Exactly. What is it? Free medical insurance after 10 years of being a citizen? P.S I'm a snowboarder :) It's cold during the winter in Canada. :D

[Anikan1005]

@AceofSpad3sking1994 Nah. Our country has much more freedom than yours. I still love Canada though.

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@MrTripify You dick...

Canda = America

[Barsken3]

@MrTripify Aussies> canuks> americans (im american)

[Pico2571]

@MrTripify

Canadians are too nice, americans are too douchey why can't we have canericans?

[PonyturdFly]

@MrTripify So I herd u liek Canada?

[MadaraDarkraiLink]

mr brown: So, how much for the two of us for the..

The hotel dude: $728, 592, 46 cents

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XD HAHAHAHAHAHA

[SuperJmoney1998]

@DeBlob487987 thanks ill try that

[canadaswonderlandfun]

I'm canadian and I find this funny XD

[blazinflorida]

@canadaswonderlandfun me to

[WarmanxXXx]

@canadaswonderlandfun Do ALL canadians say "ey?" I'm just asking i'm not a stereotype but some canadian videos from people I saw they kept saying "ey?"

[canadaswonderlandfun]

@WarmanxXXx yes most canadians do say eh but I am not one of them.

[WarmanxXXx]

@canadaswonderlandfun Oh.

[hunter3824]

@canadaswonderlandfun u sure eh lolol jk srry just had to say that i acctually thought that til u said its not true

[Stickx700]

@canadaswonderlandfun

ya im canadian!!

[Explsoivehumour]

@canadaswonderlandfun so is the writer Jon CJG

[SuperJmoney1998]

how do you lower your weapon please respond

[SuperJmoney1998]

those 3 dark armored guys in the begginning were pretty cool yhmbs up if u agree

[MiissBiigDreamz]

im guessing 150 people are canandian haha

[nomZxclanxFTWeXD]

the only other place they could be headed...-ALL put on sombreros- MEXICO!!! aiaiaiai lololol

[PerhapsItsTime2Die]

The Intro is called ''Why did we'' by Andy Southern

[TransformersFan34869]

"bend over"

"what?!"

[brandonsack]

i forget wat da story is can anyone remind me

[jmank871]

How much for the both of us? $728,592.46 *runs* Haha

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

"The only place where they could be."

 What if they go to mexico? XD

[dembones117]

just paused it at 4:08 t post this comment, i swear to god if eddy is a bad guy or like...dies im gonna be mad

[xCanonChild117]

they got one thing right: almost everything here in canada is expensive

[DarthDialga]

@xCanonChild117 cuz we got gst, pst and another st I forgot

[FredProdc]

Max is still in Canada??

[RoboPlatypus7]

We take payment in cash, syrup or maple leaves :D lol <3

[gd403]

I think edward is evil, or work with them...think about it...he acts nice to turn on him...ill have to watch to find out

[Minimike3636]

WTF 150 dislikes?

What is wrong with some people...

[sierra1182]

When I heard that hotel room cost, my jaw dropped and I was like: ''what a rip-off artist!''

[THEwhiteRHIN0]

F5 to skip adds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[extruderofdertrude]

the guy who makes this is Canadian so hes not racist.. whiny bitches lol..

[blondperson7]

$728,592.46

seven hundred twenty-eight thousand five hundred ninty-two dollars and forty-six cents.

[ThelcecreamMan]

yay new intro ^^

[hellofunny91]

Ya digitalph33r is Canadian Eh!just like me

[PowerHouseProd]

Hahahaha I love stereotypes.

[lilranger160]

5:42 holy shit lol

[Piers1580]

watching these videos is the best why to waste an hour of your life but i can't stop

[tago61]

@Piers1580 ok do something good with your in 1 hour go on try

[masterblackop]

Nice vid! Click my name if you want free live cards/Microsoft Points codes!

[SuperScrath]

$728,593.46 ROFL!

[SuperScrath]

"Certainly we take cash, syrup, or maple leaves." "What?" "But only Antgimima syrup, and if you're paying by maple leaves they have to be whole, and not crumpled up." "uhh, geez, I guees here, money really does grow on trees huh? Ha ha ha.." "Yes." "Well, we'd like to pay by cash please." "Well...leaves...are...prefere­d. Don't mean to make a big deal about it- "Yeah just cash, yeah we haven't been able to get our hands on any syrup, we just got here-"

[Daggerspine107]

@SuperScrath lol.

[GoldeneyeMarine]

I'm Canadian, and I find these Canadian sterotypes to be fucking brilliant and hilarious. You can pay with Maple Leaves LOL! Classic!

[ZortoGaming]

"the only other place they could be headed" *epic intro*.... africa

[Marshal098]

is it me or does almost every bad guy in Jon's movies (at least one of them) wear CQB?

[timmyuntjimmy]

Huh I gues here money really grows on trees huh(lol)..........yes

[BrightstormFilms]

Hey all you canadian joke haters. Guess what???

Digitalph33r (the guy who made this) is Canadian. So stfu.

[MrLeaff]

@BrightstormFilms hes Jon cjg now

[shadowwolf9955]

@BrightstormFilms not to mention it is more making fun of Americans for stereotyping canada

[DudeROTW]

I'm Canadian and I am not worked up about it, I know Canada is nothing like that lolz. Other Canadians: Calm the fuck down... (eh. lolz.)

[patsminicooper212]

LOL even if im a canadian, this is fkin halarious XD

[CHEWBACCA970]

ROFLMAO $728592 and 46 cents

[hjjsoldier]

"Hey,hey where you going?"

"The only other place they could be heading."

MEXICO :D lol jk jk nice series Ph33r!

[DahLoTo]

I laughed for about 10 minutes at the maple leafs conversation

[EwetzG]

Holy crap they make fun of Canadians so bad! It's so funny! I couldn't stop laughing!

[outlawstar15a2]

Somehow I don't thin Jon wanted you to focus on his ethnicity but rather his brilliant work. And somehow I imagine him sitting somewhere and laughing his ass off at these comments...

[FCNemares]

guys he's offending everyone canadian and american like that homeland security guy at the border :)

That maple leaf joke is awesome btw :D

[godman121]

to anyone who is getting offended by these "jokes", jon is canadian, he just makes them up, just as many TV shows do. some of them are made by canadians yet they make fun of canadians and are based in the U.S, so stfu and calm down

[comdeynutz]

maple leafs... i laughed

[TheFlyingslug]

5:50 they sould have said, "umm, we only have twelve dollars, is that alright?"

then the cashier should have said, "that will do too."

[Diegobrandan15]

is funny how he makes fun of his own culture and stuff

[KampferXeon]

When people make fun of their own cultures, it's generally less offensive. Also, it's easy to make fun of things you like.

[Halomaster4ever]

LMFAO XD

The end, they were actually running xD

[TheCreamChicken]

better start finding some trees eh?

[Mik3alWyat]

How about this. Everyone who is getting pissy about the Canadian jokes, pull the stick out your ass. Way to be complete douchebags about a few jokes. If you don't like what I just said, I don't give 2 fucks and you can kindly smoke my pole.

[Daggerspine107]

@Mik3alWyat Lol and the guy who made this, Digitalph33r is from canada if im not mistaken.

[moatartareque]

@Mik3alWyat And John is Canadian.

[andstenic11]

@Mik3alWyat

u american?

[wagh63678]

@Mik3alWyat and john himself is Canadian soo i dont see what the big deal is :P

[hyperdart200]

@Mik3alWyat oh so ur american... i can tell because ur an ass, so shut ur faggot ass face up

[McMahonHater]

@Mik3alWyat I'll tell you what... not looking for a fight either. I haven't heard them yet, still putting the show onto a play list. If the jokes are done with style (like on the Simpson's)... wait the guy who does this is Canadian... well then these crybaby pussies need to shut up, because nobody is better at making fun of us then we are. That's why the Simpson's is better then Family Guy.

[v9vREBORN]

@Mik3alWyat

Plus, Jon CJG is Canadian. He lives in BC, so the cancuks jokes aren't offensive.

[laifalbert]

@Mik3alWyat Jon is Canadian, by the way, and he writes the show. He's more making fun of the stereotypes themselves rather than the people the stereotypes make fun of, if that made any sense.

[lolgir]

@Mik3alWyat That and Jon CJG is already a Canadian he obviously doesnt fucking mean it.

[damianmonday]

this is a really good series its really welldone for one dude doing all this

[TheWaffleBrainz]

You all realize that its ok that Jon CJG makes these canadian jokes because he IS canadian

[AnarchyGuy6]

Well he's Scottish but he moved to Canada when he was 4 or something

[TheWaffleBrainz]

"How much for the two of us? 728,592$ dollars and 46 cents."

[b1oodh3ll]

yeah i was like OMFG xD

[outlawstar15a2]

@369deathknight

No, I won't. Your constitution protects my right to free speech. I am not working against the government, I am not trying to undermine society, so therefore I am within my legal limits. And someone needs to criticize OUR country. Maybe if somebody points out all the shit we do wrong it might get through to blockheads such as yourself who accounts for 99.9% of the US population....

[colaguy32]

I agree with deathknight don't like how we do stuff and how we live get the freak out

[outlawstar15a2]

@Colaguy32

No, numb nut.... I don't HAVE to leave these lands. When I leave them, it will be on my terms. Not yours.

Chaos moves at it's own pace. Not yours.

[TRDEWH]

@colaguy32 actually im pretty sure he lives in canada hes said so :l and the fact that hes not being racist hes just joking sooooo think what you want but im pretty sure its not racist

[hinik7]

yes

[colaguy32]

all of you plz just stfu about all this america sbullies people and iseral stole land what are you terriost were in SELF DEFENCE just enjoy the show for god's sake!

[gveproductions21]

wtf are u guys talking about

[714RIPPER]

RACIST!!!! WE DO NOT ALL WEAR RED AND WHITE ARMOUR!!!!!! lol, i like the canadian jokes

[bkg360]

lol i never realized season 2 was even out until yesterday

[CoolhaProductions]

bullshit, it wasnt xbox live. you cant lower weapons on live

[2944gamer]

Actually it is

The only reason you say you can't is because your probably not able to do it

[CoolhaProductions]

@2944gamer joncjg, as well as everyone who tried it, says it impossible. If it is possible then post a vid to prove me wrong.

[Pantera6211]

@2944gamer Shut up. Get your facts right. You CAN'T lower weapons on XBL. Dick.

[2944gamer]

Excuse but calling me a dick

well sorry Mr Tourettes i never mean't to be a kind person to state some of my facts cause it did actually work on XBL thefirst time it came out people found out about it trying to glitch on some of bungie's maps

So if you don't mind i have proven my point