1.You claim to be ultimate love, how can you kill infants?
2.Why do you endorse slavery?
3.Why do you treat women as second class?
4.Why did you allow my wife, a devoted christian, to suffer for 5 years and die a horrible death from breast cancer leaving two infants with out their mother?
5.How come the bible is full of lies?
6.How could you sit there and watch thousands of your children get raped for decades by your priest and do nothing?
These fundies really need to start thinking about the validity of their arguments. I mean, what if Ganesha were to appear before them in all His glorious Elephantiness? What if pigs shat gold?
If God turns out to be real, and his magnificent blows me away, I'll ask "Can you just blow me?"
gjsterp 1 year ago
Well, I would ask a few questions like:
1.You claim to be ultimate love, how can you kill infants?
2.Why do you endorse slavery?
3.Why do you treat women as second class?
4.Why did you allow my wife, a devoted christian, to suffer for 5 years and die a horrible death from breast cancer leaving two infants with out their mother?
5.How come the bible is full of lies?
6.How could you sit there and watch thousands of your children get raped for decades by your priest and do nothing?
drServitus 2 years ago 3
That guy sure talks a lot about being blown away and touched by a beautiful god...
jussts 2 years ago
funny stuff xD glad I subscribed!
Glo0myWizard 2 years ago
I guess I'd say 'Jesus, I don't swing that way. But if you have a sister...'
proudfootz 2 years ago
I love how this guy actually looks quite like your profile picture, Sim0n.
I'd probably ask Jebus to go to an insanity asylum with me. That should kill those pesky hallucinations!
anglicantian 2 years ago
2ndly i would say why are you speaking hebrew i don't understand that nonsense.
adrenacrumb 2 years ago
i would respond by saying damn this is some good acid cuz you sure the fuck aren't real!
adrenacrumb 2 years ago 3
This is a guy who's asking to be mocked.
ManicEightBall 2 years ago
I'd ask, "Why are you such a prick, did some other god piss in your cheerios?".
GeeKayKayGee 2 years ago
Ho ho ho!
These fundies really need to start thinking about the validity of their arguments. I mean, what if Ganesha were to appear before them in all His glorious Elephantiness? What if pigs shat gold?
Misterb0z 2 years ago
I'd kick god in the balls in retaliation for all the evil in the world.
infinity730 2 years ago 4