Smelly Pirate Hooker

[silvercivik]

There IS 0:20 in this video, but honestly who gives a fuck...

[manneringh]

by the beard of zeus



[kelaltieri]

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!

[Cthulusmuppet]

I am getting flashbacks to Cave Johnson.....

[HumorousClark]

I'm the man that doesn't need to move my body at all to talk. I'm a man. It's science.

[TheGentlemanlyHeavy]

72 people are smelly pirate hookers

[edenfire]

@rubixstetris anime..?

[BobTheSkeleton]

he must be talking about Kim Kardashian

[jjg195]

lmao

[quadtime270]

Insult to decent clips

[sickdraw777]

it smells like bigfoots dick

[ceonotaph]

cave johnson

[Gibtrickz]

Why not just upload the vid and not just the audio!?

[JimmyPez1000]

arguing over the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded...

[maximuserectionus]

@JimmyPez1000 People who use that quote all the time are more retarded then the people fighting over the net.

[JimmyPez1000]

@maximuserectionus Ahaaa touche sir, in my defence, I myself have only used it once

[PaladinLight101]

@maximuserectionus That makes no fucking sense at all. GTFO and make everyone a sandwhich.

[ClyneDDW]

@PaladinLight101 You're a sandwich! ZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!

[TheTowerDark]

i got a date with a chick by calling her a smelly pirate hooker.

[SoulOnDeparture666]

bears can smell the menstruation !!

[kawassakizx9r]

Wimmen have small brains.

It's Science.

[ChiTownWarrior1]

All very very true

[revolutionarybum0711]

Take that Ann Coulter.

[DiabloMercy]

its science

[Nemesis0300]

This needs to be said to my Ex-Girlfriend.

[smrtnfunnie]

It's science and Will is my proffessor id score extra points for !!!!!

[jbohler33]

hhaha he owned that whore

[bostonfan013]

Personally, I prefer to call them evil scorpion women. But thats just me

[OlderThanTime09]

"It's science."

[Phil0185]

lol his head cuts off 'nel' in one of the "channels" making it 4chan

[BLEAZLE1]

Anyone who starts an argument are on YouTube way too much you need to get a fucking life Join a sport or if your 15 get a fucking job like me and I bike all day long

[2253546942214]

@BLEAZLE1 Bike all day long? dude that takes energy loool jk man chill out people get on the internet to be entertain or make money either or

[bwood21390]

TROOF

[CarmasaBitchh]

fuck you

[cubiche88]

Baxter! Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

[randomicase]

Proud.



[RazzleDazzle106]

@andriaaam >w<

[jpm994]

He says Brawn, The eiffel tower isn't made out of bronze, its too weak and would buckle under the suns heat during summer.

[TheJay9002]

I was on wikipedia the other day on "sexual dimorphism" (don't ask) and I discovered this: "However, men have larger brains on average than women".

Fucking Ron Burdundy was right. Who knew?

[RyanPig]

It's science.

[69Violetkay]

HAAAA(: i love it <3 good movie..

[username30045]

Wow . . . that's sexist and unfunny . . .

[thatoneguyawhileago]

@username30045 nothing is sexist and unfunny when Ron Burgundy says it

[thatoneguyawhileago]

@username30045 It's news

[andriaaam]

@username30045 go back to the kitchen make a sandwhich, suck my dick, and raise my babies, or ill chain you to a pole.

[rengiil777]

@username30045 You need to grow up. :D

[ZAC2994]

@username30045 its science bitch

[addzack11]

Childs below me.

[andriaaam]

i love the way he says "bronze" lol

[attackthem5]

@andriaaam He says "brawn"

[andriaaam]

@attackthem5 he pronounces it like that, but he says bronze

[attackthem5]

@andriaaam Metal and bronze?

No, he said brawn.

[andriaaam]

@attackthem5 the Eiffel tower is build out of brawn? ok dude.

[attackthem5]

@andriaaam He's talking about making the fucking tower out of metal and USING HIS BRAWN to build it.

Now, you're the one with a small brain.

[andriaaam]

@attackthem5 He fucking states specifically, "AND BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER OUT OF METAL AND BRONZE" your either calling ron burgundy stupid, or you my friend, are a fucking retard.

[attackthem5]

@andriaaam Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Taken from a website with access to the SCRIPTS OF THE MOVIE.

[mrabdallahaldashti]

@andriaaam haha u kids need to grow up. btw he said metal and brawn. why would he say metal and bronze, when bronze is a metal? thats like me saying "i like to drink alcohol, and vodka too." -.-

[AliCee0000]

@andriaaam stfu he says Brawn

[andriaaam]

@AliCee0000 he says bronze, you dumb cunt

[AliCee0000]

@andriaaam no he fucking doesnt, he cant say Bronze so he has to say Brawn... fucking idiot

[Terrisitagg]

@andriaaam Keep it classy, San Diego

[tottle91]

@andriaaam Mate, you're wrong. Brawn means an act of strength ect, much more fitting for what he's saying, plus he said brawn you fucking cuntflap

[TheeBroskie]

@andriaaam "ok dude." !?!? are you kidding me!? you are really dumb. fo real. brawn is a power men possess. like strength, courage, bravery, brawn. it denotes manliness. exactly why ron burgundy uses it in this context.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Lmao, good job removing your comment, show's how big of a idiot you are. I win.

[loveydoveypunkgirl]

@DrRebelFilms The perfect video for u 2 is youtube comment fight search it and watch it

[DrRebelFilms]

@loveydoveypunkgirl Haha, sure is.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Well technically speaking, I started the game so when you typed you already lost. So I win. Now go away.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Somebody got pissed off... what? Did you get angry at me for telling you to fuck your mum? That's cute. Now fuck off dickweed, you're just some 12 year old kid who's balls haven't dropped yet so you go and rant online to make yourself feel better.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Exactly, can't come up with anything to back up your argument. Now go fuck your mum. I win.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Alright but seriously now, you need to get a life and off of the computer. Actually find friends and socialize because you fucking need it kid. If you get kicks trolling on the internet, your just fucking pathetic. And your horrible at trolling anyway so just stop, your insults suck ass.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH You make no sense. silly 10 year old.

[89sweetsweet]

@JAYBETTAH What are you 12? Seriously you need to socialise instead of getting "thrills" out of arguing with people on YouTube for no reason. you need to grow the fuck up, cos its pointless.

I'm not going to argue with you as I've got better things to do with my life than sit and make fucking retarded comments like yours.

Now you'll leave some stupid "comeback" that no-one except you gives a shit about just to try to provoke a response from me which isn't going to happen! Now kindly fuck off.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH No.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Close

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH U mad still?

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH U mad?

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Never.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Yep, you're definitely a 10 year-old.

[DrRebelFilms]

@JAYBETTAH Good job on making yourself look like a pre-pubescent 10 year old. Props to you sir.

[89sweetsweet]

Fucking hell children, calm down. Why the fuck are you arguing when its pointless!

1) You're very likely never to see each other at any time in your lives!

2) You're spamming the video with comments that no-one gives a FUCK about.

3) ENJOY ANCHORMAN!!! It's a comedy, so laugh!!! don't take it so seriously you fucking lame cunts.

[FelchBelcher]

OMG! THIS IS THE PERFECT RING TONE!!!

[johnwchadwick]

Notice how Transcribe Audio manages to catch "You are a smelly pirate hooker."

[kickpushfall]

funny... kids fighting over youtube comments..

[musicfan088]

@JAYBETTAH You are a troll, from the comments you have left on this video.

[montagesANDdisputes]

Watch my anchorman best of video it's hilarious. watch?v=hFcShzSLpfc

[Noodlelette]

@JAYBETTAH Like I said before.

[TrackStar828]

I watched this video when it had 666,666 views. mark of the demon?

[FrankieTheoret]

@JAYBETTAH and you're illiterate

[Noodlelette]

@JAYBETTAH LMAO You're*

Learn some grammar. You're a gleaming example of stupidity.

[NoPancakeMix28]

Where'd you get those clothes?The toilet.....store...

[SneakyPuma2]

Freakin love it

[necko115]

it's science. hahaha

[MiguelCastrejon1199]

I take a piss by the rim of the toilet to make it quieter.

[burnnout9000]

smells like bigfoot's dick!!!

[thesunreport]

have you guys seen the new Space Anchorman Trailer yet??..it's pretty good!! xD

[KyleEffingHarris]

@thesunreport You whore, trying to promote your own video and shit. Well let me tell you something you smelly fart nose dinkleberry, that trailer sucks Poseidon's nipples.

[thesunreport]

@KyleEffingHarris ...that trailer is made of win! xD......I'm going to take your mother, DorothyEffingHarris, out for a nice Seafood Dinner, and NEVER call her AGAIN!!

[PapaBurgandy111]

Theyve done tests you know, 60% of the time it works. Every time. ;)

[latinkon3]

Now i know what to say to break the ice with my step mom

[UponxAxNightmare]

@latinkon3 you're a genius.

[chickenman921083]

Baxter speaks spanish.

[ShadowZIsGod]

40 people should go back to their homes on Whore Island.

[studmuffin1973]

poop mouth

[gilnnlig]

Yeah! Take that Rebecca Black!!

[randomtwinkie94]

@gilnnlig what does rebecca black have to do with anchorman? you just..you just ruined the awesomest lines in anchorman.

[gilnnlig]

@randomtwinkie94

...My god....you're right....

I've become the very thing ive hated all this time...a person who uses a popular hated celebrity for a couple thumbs up

...please....put me out of my misery

HURRY UP AND STAB ME IN THE HEART WITH A TRIDENT!

[randomtwinkie94]

@gilnnlig that's more like it haha! (:

[greenmatrix151023387]

37 ppl are smelly pirate hookers lol

[Freakthenation]

Yay!! Go men women suck!

[DCdabest]

Yay!! Misogeny!!!

[atem3200]

hilarious 

[pettepoo]

Its Science!!!

[mjags23]

You know this movie is legendary when every single line in the movie is quotable!

[cmonty72]

Thumbs up to whore island! :)

[tbrays98]

getting lost on whore island doesnt sound bad tho. :D

[EccentricMeat]

@tbrays98 Maybe we'll bump into your mom.. OH

[ftwd3893]

@EccentricMeat HIGH FIVE

[crazycody555]

Ive seen this movie at least 10 times, my favorite part is the anchorman battle scene! Is that on youtube?

[DLoc137]

hahahha

[dtruth20091]

A sequel Soon please !

[ChelseaBee1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­AAAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[Recon0003]

One of my favourite movies... its so funny.

[Dwk519]

35 people have a brain 1/3 the size of a woman

[HowCanSheSlap1983]

@Dwk519 its science

[TEAMMBLOGS]

@Dwk519  hahahaha yes

[shannabanana11]

Smelly pirate hooker? Is he talking about Ke$ha?

[xXThexBeatxMasterXx]

@shannabanana11

naw justin bieber.....

[PeiinNagato]

PRANK CALLS!!!

[PureMadness]

What's the price of a home on Whore Island? I'm thinking of getting a place there for the summer.

[littletone]

@PureMadness ur soul

[ryanyomomma]

Its science..

[GentleDementia]

It's science...

[RichardForkins]

I was called a smelly pirate hooker in real life the other day... It actually hurts lol.

[USAMAN9462]

I'm ron burgundy? who put the ? mark on the teleprompter!?!?

[annonthetroll9001]

subliminal messaging. it says 4chan to the left of his head

[logos2600]

youtube is for videos

[wildboy789789]

lol... its science

[LFCEOIN]

im goin to whore island for a stag night. any tips????

[ShadowZIsGod]

I once lived on Whore Island. It was awesome.

[Kingfonte13]

@ShadowZIsGod can i get directions?

[ShadowZIsGod]

@Kingfonte13 About half an hour south west off the coast of Hookerton.

[suckmychuddywuddy]

Someone PLEASE edit this into a soundboard prank call

[Howcast]

unique new york, unique new york, unique new york

[SRM9198]

@Howcast OH SHIT

[oddiemonsta]

Lmao

[DrChalkwithering]

I'm going to punch you in the ovary.

[TheTabitha08]

lmfao hes is to funney

[ibenboski]

@TheTabitha08 you are horrible at spelling.

[WVUrockerBoy]

@ibenboski and grammar

[Popularboy6cp]

30 people are smelly pirate hookers who live on wh*re island. LMAO jkk.

[gnbeatz]

It's funny because this is just an attempt at satire, yet the comments from women trying to come up with witty comebacks to what they interpret as an authentic insult suggests that this quote has more validity than I first thought.

[SchuyTV]

i built the Eiffel tower out of metal and BRON! hahahaha fucking bron

[LovePink1516]

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island! =D hahahahaha

[iamonlinehero]

Seems she understood at last, what her role in life is.

[yousefarman89]

it's science!!!!!

[Wucas666]

My friend is actually going on halloween as a smelly pirate hooker!

[ILoveTrannys89]

It smells like an old diaper filled with Indian food

[sketchyy08]

OH!! It smells like BigFoot's Dick!!!

[SpOnGeFaN818]

They say 60% of the time, it works every time.

[CollinCapone]

Is this a shortcut or not? haha OKay!

[Noodlelette]

It's funny, because my small brain is filled with more knowledge than most boys my age. Heck, most men.

[diecrazy]

@Noodlelette its also funny because its just a movie and he's reading what was wrote on a script as a joke.

[youareweirdify]

@Noodlelette no chance, you are female

[moreorless87]

@Noodlelette Unfortunately it seems that your small female brain has led to you misjudging the level of knowledge that men inately posses..

[predatorguy07]

@Noodlelette Your female brain has misled you, i advice you go back to the kitchen where you belong.

@predatorguy07 I wasn't born in the kitchen, and the kitchen doesn't have most common things and of course, the opportunity to pursue a great career.

So, No, I will not go back to where you say I belong

(haha, feeding a tro