The Vegetables by Hank Green - Video LP

[EmmaAteYourFace]

why has this song been missing from my life for so long?!

[TheMagisterMason]

... Is it just me, or does this remind you of Green Day?

[rainabraina]

oh and thank you so much for calling it "The Vegetables" and not what it was really called the first time I heard it.

[SammiJbird]

My sister and I put this CD in the car, and this song came in while my mother was driving. The sheer awesome placated her.

[rainabraina]

O.o

[mirusedna]

This vegetarian is feeling... very awkward right now. Kick ass song, though.

[TookItHomeToJenny]

I've never wanted to dance to a song about phallic imagery so much in my life!!!

[brawlfighter56]

i have loved this song since it first came out. it's so funny

[xSobhan]

everytime i see a vegetable now this song pops in my head

[NerdisthewerdYEAH]

Wasn't there a video for this? I can't find it. :P

[LifeMustard]

@NerdisthewerdYEAH

/watch?v=seRxE3b6m_w

DFTBA

[cany230]

Having this song stuck in your head can produce some /very/ strange moods. Seriously...

[HawkWarrior2]

Thank god they dont taste as such.

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

No one else could pull this off.

DFTBA, Hank, DFTBA.

[kizzybixum]

Only Hank Green could write a song about vegetables that look like penises.

[Breetwee]

You know you're cool when you can make a song about vegetables that look like penises. You also know you're cool when you're Hank Green.

XD

[geographyissowierd]

Well that was one awkward visit to the supermarket...

[PhantomoftheForum]

So, a few days ago I woke up in the morning with a song running through my head (it happens disturbingly often and tends to stay there all day). Well I had a tune to a song stuck in my head but could not remember for the LIFE OF ME what it was, so I kept humming it. About an hour later, I realized it was this...and then I just died laughing.

[sachiye217]

I'm going to sit down to eat dinner with my family and we're going to have squash and this song is going to be playing through my head the entire time. DX

[musicalmedli]

I can't sing along without bursting out in laughter XD

[aquadrop25]

This is the worst song to have stuck in your head while your mum is driving you to school. You try and try to not sing aloud, but sometimes...

[13wyvern7]

@aquadrop25 worst song to have stuck in your head with a bunch of friends at a fancy Japanese restaurant. And then two of them start singing along....

[musicalmedli]

I liked this before you started because I read the words and laughed.

[cding12]

I can't ever listen to this song in public, but I still love it.

[mintoXisXrad]

I feel asparagus has been neglected in this song...

[KINDspotting]

@mintoXisXrad The Jolly Green Giants not-so-Gigantic Jolly Green Phallus!

[evolvingboard]

My brothers are watching veggitales, the one with the cucumber talking about god? yeah that one...

[evolvingboard]

you just went from jesus to this

[allankay12]

Corn on the cob? Carrots and Celery for our asian friends. Ginger root? A few other very weird roots I can't think of but will no next time I'm grocery shopping.

[ChelseaAnonymous]

Best. Song Ever.

Even my mum laughed. :D

[xleezybee]

I SING THIS SONG ALL THE TIME. 

[KidCoda]

My parents are Deaf... :D

[Clementine678]

@KidCoda that should not have made me laugh lol sorry

[KidCoda]

@Clementine678 It's ok. I put the comment up expecting people to laugh at it. Cuz people wouldn't be laughing at the fact that my parents are Deaf, but at the fact that they wouldn't be able to hear this song.

[legzandherpiano]

O.O

[DMCpawn]

At least I can listen to the song without fearing that I will look at my monitor to see penis-like vegetables.

[ptbollhagen96]

2 people just dont understand...

[Azureluna]

I'm a nerdfighting grocery cashier, and this song ALWAYS gets stuck in my head, and I can't help but cackle on the inside. If only the customers knew...

[PossumCuber]

Hank Green: Professional dork since... Well, always.

[Sakuralee4ever]

This song always get stuck in my head.

[terrancelueckgen]

what about carrots?

[sjman409]

@terrancelueckgen pointy?

[Yessacmidnight]

Might I suggest a revision? You left a few vegetables out, and you could just throw fruits in there too, and then make it about Crops that look like Genitalia.

That could be catchy.

This is a song, for all the crops that look like, genitaliaaaaa.

[aussielover45]

it is sooo chatchey...sorry if spelt wrong...FAIL

[Ayshafr]

Oh. I remember the video they made about this... God, Hank, I'm in middle school. Not the best thing for me, arousing more juvenile laughter...

[forwantofabetterword]

@Ayshafr hehe.... arousing :P

[ZAPdontlook]

poor bananas. they're shaped like penises but they're a fruit, so they don't have a song written about them, either. :(

[mikroskoritsi]

?  hmmm.

[aussielover45]

what about the FRUIT!!

[aussielover45]

bahhhhahahahahahahahaahaah!!!.­......LOL

[alfredandalfredo]

17th!

[Level10Nerd]

i never thought thats what they looked like...

[SkittlesandHearts]

uhm, excuse me but according to me and my friends the plural of penis...is peni XD :P

[haloguy145]

@SkittlesandHearts You're not the only one.

[vaoakh]

......Wait, what?

[IDreamOf98]

...my computer froze when this was up full screen and I had to ask my dad to help me fix the computer...I stared at my feet while he read the lyrics. He was really confused and a little alarmed.

[waytogo246]

haha i didn't expect that :L

[littlemisspoppiepie]

*cough*LOL*cough*

[Inukaino7]

I've always loved this song!

[randomeese]

i love how you can go from harry potter to this on the same album :)

[Tallboy159]

Never again.

[XmisszRoX]

i will never look at vegetables the same way o.O

[elanaytr6310z]

hahaha very funny

[jubbermuffinz]

I am always afraid to listen to this song.

Because I just know my mom is going to walk in and be like "WHO IS THIS HANK GREEN? SINGING A SONG ABOUT PENIS VEGETABLES? BAN!"

[pineapplez342]

@jubbermuffinz Headphones are awesome, right? :)

[lazyhazycrazy]

@jubbermuffinz Invest in a pair of headphones?

[GirlWhoLikes2Comment]

@jubbermuffinz My mom actually did that once~ She forgot, though, so it's better, but you reminded me of it.  *-*

[Llawliet246]

@jubbermuffinz You should invest in some earphones, sir. XD

[undeadgoat]

@jubbermuffinz I'm sorry your mom sucks. Do you own headphones/have $5?

[TyropeGames]

@jubbermuffinz Being banned from real life... good thing?

[EmbryzImprint]

@jubbermuffinz "WHO THE EFF IS HANK?!?" 'tis what your mom would say. And... Well... That would just be... The best thing ever. (:

[a0coocoobrain0o0o0o]

@jubbermuffinz

i know! i always feel like somebody's watching me when i listen to this song

[pokecrazygal]

@jubbermuffinz now i do too