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  • angry homo kid 2.0

  • People are only amazed by this kid because our actual politicians sound so much dumber when they talk.

  • This kid should be doing kid things, playing outside, playing video games, etc. Not trying to get into the biggest circus in history, which is politics.

  • Wow, everyone is amazed by a kid who can say a lot of things without saying anything at all.

  • Jonathan Krohn IS the eternal jew.

  • what.. the.. heck

  • JFCHRIST 

  • Shoulda been aborted.

  • lol i think they all clapped bc of the irony...OOOOOOOOO THE IRONY

  • Polly want a cracker?

  • Here's an idea! Everyone likes kids right? WHY DON'T WE USE A KID TO PUSH OUR POLITICAL VIEWS? It's cute! It's adorable! IT'S BOUND TO WORK -.-

  • lol the clapping is so funny and awkward. they're like "uhh... this shit is really obvious and i dont know why we are wasting our time, but lets clap any way because he's a little kid..."

  • @irascib1e truth

  • I'm going to treat the kid like a grown-up and take his comments at face value.

    He states these principles as if he doesn't need to define them further. Well... "respect for life" is essentially limited by conservatives to being against abortion (there are some conservatives who are against the death penalty, but they are few and far between). But denying women choice is the ultimate government intrusion. So are conservative policies like denying gay rights to marry.

  • Damn, I just got a bit dose of douche chills. This kid has no debth whatsoever; all he is doing is repeating talking points from Fox.

  • psuedo-intellectual in training. This is why i despise those "teach your two year old to read" products.

  • @teched246 couldn't be more right..... this kid's in my Latin class, and was in my math class last year, and isn't naturally gifted in either. He's pretty arrogant, though. 

  • 0:47-0:54 he sounds like Kermit the Frog.

  • In what branch of the military will super-duper patriot Jonathan serve?

  • 13yrs old and he's a know-it-all already.

    Republican.. sound right.

  • More freedom for the people and less government, huh?.. So the patriot act is in line with that? Prohibiting people from growin certain plants is in line with that? Outlawing abortion is in line with that? Forcing religious doctrine on the public is line with that?

    Personal responsibility, huh?...Oh but that doesn't apply to CEOs...or really any rich people who get away with murder... Only the poor lazy slobs whose 50 hr./wk. jobs don't pay enough to afford them a lawyer...

    Principles indeed

  • principles...blah blah...principles and ideology..and blah blah blah...principles....conservat­ism principles...blah blah blah...principles....Did i mention principles?...Did I mention i've never paid taxes or voted or even graduated from highschool?...oh and principles and ideology and principles..blah blah blah blah...principles of conservatism blah blah blah....look at me i'm 14 years old and have been brainwashed beyond hope..principles of freedom like the patriot act gave us..blah principles

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  • People who view this kid need to re-watch (or be introduced to) Harry Enfield's Tory Boy.

    Her cleaning is below par as is her cooking!

    This kid must have the shit kicked out of him daily and presumably as a result has to be protected by the teachers at school - this is a microcosm experience of the real world, as he'll find when he's older, there's no longer any novelty to his books and he'll demand that his living is subsidized as he's too important to dig drains.

    He just spouts platitudes.

  • This vid makes you wanna just shove him into a locker

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  • This kid tries to talk like a congressman, like hes in his 40s and older.

  • This kid must be a genius or something.

  • As soon as he starts liking girls, his "principles" will change drastically.

  • Jonny hopes that if he keeps this act up, Ann Coulter will take his virginity.

  • @fantom58 Yikes! He may want to stay a virgin.

  • savecharles , I'm willing to bet that he knows more about the US Political System then 99% of Americans do period, thats including you.

    Then again you just illustrated my point perfectly , Liberals only know how to attack the messenger but never the message.

  • Amen Ruthlesspno1

  • this little ass is impressive as a parrot, and thats giving him too much credit..parrots are smart. Hey Jonathan, you have no idea what you are talking about. You cant vote, you dont pay taxes. wtf why do republicans think this is cute and insightful? its lame and offensive..He has no clue how the world works, and to lecture on issues??? are you fucking kidding? god damn it i hate you guys. son of a bitch!!!!!

  • @savecharles another atheist libtard

  • I love it when Liberals squirm DoctressJulia, I'm sure that you would like to spank him because he isn't on a ps3 24/7 , and not following what liberals think 14 year olds should be doing.

    Its too bad that liberals only know how to attack the messenger, because they can never successfully attack the message .

  • This kid has more brains in his pinky, than all the liberal contingent combined! Or all the hit and run liberal idiots in you tube!!!!

  • The boy thinks conservatives "respect the constitution"; and therefore, he is a complete dumb ass. Ever heard of the Patriot Act? Now, which group of people decided that violation of the Constitution would be such a great idea?

  • the republicans, not conservatives. bush was a neo-conservative/moderate. conservative is an idiology, republican is a party.

  • Jonathan, Lil' Krohny, Krohn is so brainwashed,

    he's pickled.

    A musical prodigy can perform in front of anyone

    and garner a standing ovation. Have him debate!

    Age is not a problem, when it is a prodigy.

  • It's not surprising that a 13 year old would have the wherewithall to elegantly sum up the basics of conservatism.

    This is called dogma. It's not that those on the left are without principle or concern for rights and the people. It would be wholeheartedly ignorant to assume such a thing. The difference is that they have the wisdom to refrain from reducing their philosophy to a single guiding sentence that allows no room for cognitive intervention.

  • What a little wiener. Seriously, this kid's balls haven't even dropped yet and he has the gall to consider himself a political philosopher? Give me a break.

  • I would give this little brat a spanking so hard he couldn't sit for a week!

  • sickening

  • Next on Maury--chimp conservatives!

  • Revolting child...conservatives are nauseating. If you are listening to a child lecture you on life choices and personal responsibility...you are a fool.

  • DAMN! We should listen to this guy. Conservatism: Respect for the Constitution, life, personal responsibility and less government.

    FUCK YEAH!

  • Great! We need another jew conservative! I didnt think we had enough of them!

  • This kid is all mumbo jumbo...there is no substance to what he is saying. Im sure his jew dad just told him to get up there and start talking in his east coast jew accent and people will listen because he is a child.

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  • this kid doesn't know the definition of the word conservative. lol.

  • Can everyone just stop and realize he is 14 fucking years old. How can he possibly have his own opinions about anything. This just shows how fucked up politics is. Listen to the crowd, they are listening to a 14 year old and going crazy. its insane

  • how can he have his own opinions? hes homeschooled! haha

  • Yes, and the victims of the liberal public education system are such free thinkers, I suppose.

    This kid has written more books than you've read.

  • Yeh and every one of them regurgitating the same self important ideological drivel....let's see his novel on something else and see what a genius is...

    You're so quick to applaud a one trick pony..

  • he's written one book and i'v read hundreds. that doesint make any sence. are you serious?

  • And I can claim to have slept with hundreds of women. Doesn't make it true. You just sound too stupid to read, and that would explain your undisguised jealousy over a 13 year old...

  • dude you dont know what your talking about that message was a responce. i hope you feel like a jackass cause you certainly am one.

  • The most annoying kid in the world second is Dalton Sherman, his parents need to kick him out of the house so he can learn about personal responsibility. Respect for the constitution, the only one at this conference that is true to conservatism was Ron Paul.

  • He's good at repeating all the Fox News and Limbaugh and Hannity talking points. Trouble is, conservatives rarely act like conservatives. They all end up being RINOs. Republicans In Name Only.

    Just like Reagan, Bush Sr. and George W. Bush did. They talk conservatism and turn out to be big government and big spending politicians. And have been for over 30 years.

    So please make this kid a spokesman for conservatism and watch Obama win another 4 years.

  • omg fuck this guy principles my ass

    CHANGE the new "principle"

  • uhm, who cares if you agree with him or not?!

    he's 13 and he's on CNN!

    obviously, he's doing something right.

  • which is the kind of thinking that keeps filling our screens with morons on reality TV.

    OK here's a little lesson for your frail little excuse for an intelligence... MEDIA+FAME doesn't necessarily mean ANYTHING...thats right...any loser can be on TV if they really want to.

  • huh, that's funny. haven't seen you on tv lately. and please don't insult my intelligence. you don't know me. kthnxbye.

  • I hate liberals. They think their ideas matter, when in reality, they can bitch about whatever they want, but the rules were written years ago in the Constitution. Don't like it? Go somewhere else, because the United States is based on, and always will be, conservative. Liberals can continue to fantasize, but we will always have our guns, our god, and our religion. And yes, we cling to them, because our country is founded upon them, and that will never change.

  • This kid is a puppet, anyone who doesn't see this is blind.

    Who are these lemmings who applaud after everything he says, or even buys his books? why do people indulge this bullshit. He's just up there stating talking points and feeding into what the majority of the people there believe and they are clapping like trained seals.

    Wait till REALITY hits this "conservative" in the face as he grows up, then we'll see if he still spouts the "principles". I'm sorry but he doesn't know shit

  • reality is socialism witch sucks so tell me stevebok.....what is fag loving obama going to give you? more tax? and dont give a stupid anser like "obama is god".

    by the way your probubly a kid who was brought up in a liberal family and you must be pretty dumb to believe all the lies so im not expecting a inteligent responce

  • The reality I was speaking of is life, at 14 years old, how much do you really know about life? I know as I grew up my views changed quite a bit.. I honestly don't see the correlation between my post and your response.

    Perhaps you're one of those trained seals I spoke of and I touched a nerve. lol

    Just a future fyi, if you're planning on questioning someones "intelligence", make sure you spell it correctly, and try not using terms such as "Fag loving Obama", you just lose all credibility.

  • yeah typo 1 "l" missing nice but you didint anser my queston...and by the way i expected a weird anser..

  • Silly child. Most people become MORE conservative as they grow older. As they get more experience, wiser, start earning money, take on responsibility...that's when they shed the idealism and bullshit that is liberalism and start living in reality.

    Look up the stats.

  • Wow! So much jealousy and anger in one place! Libtards coming down on a 13 year old boy. Classic! So jealous of a 13 year old boy who's dog probably has a higher IQ than anyone posting negative comments. Now I'm sure if he were spouting liberal ideology, or singing the "Obama's gonna change the world" song, he'd be getting heaped with praise right now. His book has already sold half a million copies. At $12 a copy, do the math. His education is already paid for while libtards wait for a handout.

  • dude i agree this kid is a genius and liberals are just jealous

  • beyond all that retarded conservative gibberish...the ultimately annoying this about this brainwashed child is that he is precocious, annoying, arrogant and his style is shtick slavishly aping self-important neocon boofheaded talkback hacks..

    Oddly by the time he finishes it sounds more like a sell for the Democrats because that sure dont sound like the Republican party these days.

    SHAMEFUL

  • Again, written more books than you've read. Jealous much?

  • this kid is very intelligent, and has a way with words.. but i still want to strangle his arrogant little ass.... he sounds like a mini-rush

  • wow this kids balls havent even dropped and hes on national tv ill give him some props

  • Wow the GOP is really on a roll with their picks. :-D

  • Not sure why you had to be racist there, you little faggot. Obama graduated Harvard. This kid will prolly die alone in a gutter. One thing's for sure, he ain't getting laid before he's 30.

  • Looks like this young guy has ruffled a lot of liberal feathers here! I love it! LOL

  • It's too bad you republifucks elect dumbasses like Bush that make you look like shit. This 13 year old kid is more intelligent than your entire hilljack party.

  • more like smacked down morons like you than 'ruffle' you faggy feathers

  • This boy is obviously very intelligent, however he still has the malleable mind of a child. Hopefully as he grows up he will open his mind a little more. I wish him good luck.

  • He really didn't say anything......important anyway.

  • = HITLER YOUTH

  • What a little faggit. God, this kid makes Republicans like look melvins...

  • stfu, you Cuban piece of shit....your nasty-ass country sucks..

  • i think the comment "below me" says it best.

    now lets all say below me three times fast!!!

  • I agree with a lot of comments below me! haha I think that they have said it all for me. lol It's like they read my mind.

  • this kid says that same shit over and over. a blunted ideologue, a poster child parrot, that addresses nothing specifically other than some ideological rudiments

  • Its good to see an American prodigy, especially with America's reputation as a nation of stupid people

  • what is he trying to say.

  • Awesome kid, keep it UUPPP!

  • Holy crap. This kid is whacked.

  • This scares me.

  • So the GOP is using child soldiers now.

  • an ideology based in principle rather than feelings or emotions would make one think he's "brainwashed." despite the fact this goes over many people's head, excellent vid.

  • Jonathan, Lil' Krohny, Krohn is so brainwashed, he's pickled.

  • lol now compare this kis with the 13 year ols who had a kid, he didnt know what the word financially means lol

  • This kid is good at absorbing and relaying information his parents and homeschooling have given him, and talking without saying anything.He basically wraps up a 3 second idea with a 3 minute circular argument and 3 hour vocabularyof synonyms to keep feeding it. Babbling on about principles and different names for the same thing makes for good oratory but poor substance. His book, based on what I've seen here is equivalent to a very long C- first year political science paper.

  • My thoughts exactly. He could have summed all of this up in a few words, but he wouldn't have "looked" as smart.

  • is this the guy who played the joker in that movie batman?

  • notice how theres no liberal kids that are as intellgent as this kid. liberal teens are the modern version of the 60's hippie.

  • Notice how he was coached his whole life by his parents, and the knowledge that he does have is basically memory and basic vocabulary?

    No, Liberal kids learn to think for themselves and not let the religious right get into there thoughts and poison them with "God".

  • wow. and "God" was mentioned how many times... maybe hes just for "principle" maybe hes the one thinking for himself and not you...?

  • o i forgot "Personal Responsibility" you "Liberals" hate that one too.. i mean.. bailout bill and what not

  • sorry your parents didnt/dont give a shit about you and this kids actually care about him. i love how all you liberals hate religion and think that "clouds" minds when the thins you believe make no sense like evolution and global warming. have fun in the welfare line

  • Funny you should criticize Liberals for believing in evolution, even though the two don't have to coincide with each other. And, it's even more funny that you don't....

    Oh social Conservatives... Why do you believe the things you believe....

    (Or in this case, don't.)

  • and being "coached" by your parents is bad why, i thought it was called being raised? Oh, that's right; it takes a village to raise a child right... I'm not religious but do know you people are delusional.

  • wedgy time!

  • dweeb

  • nerd

  • uhh. Okay. Republicans looking to a child for leadership. That's pathetic. I'm a moderate Republican.  I can't believe this is what my party has been reduced to. We take advice from a guy who does radio and a kid. Ridiculous.

  • "Conservatism is an ideology of protecting the people and the peoples' rights." Really? Last I heard, the US Patriot Act was designed by conservatives and enforced by conservatives. Very intelligent kid, but very naive.

  • I submit that the US Patriot act is counter to Conservative principals. The Republican Party can go against conservative principals, which is this kid's whole point. Conservative is not equal to Republican. Likewise Democrats occasionally go against liberal ideals.

  • He really wants people in the crowd to laugh when he says "I only got two minutes so I better make it quick"

  • Aha, what a cool young fellow

    and in response toVinforbes, I bet he is having fun. :P

  • true conservatism in the principle is simple, not convoluted like politics.

    IMO, true conservatism is changing when required, keeping the status quo if no change is needed, that is all, what this kid presents is conservatism in politics, not in the principle sense.

    People are applauding him for his orating skills, not for his speech.

  • I like how he wants to teach America about true conservatism, but he failed at defining true conservatism himself.

    He things he said:

    1.respect for the constitution

    2.respect for life

    3.less government and personal resposibility

    now #2's just fine, but the other 2 things he pointed out were too riddled with politics.

    At the end of his speech, he also mentioned protecting the people's rights when he initial goal was to present conservatism in its principle form.

  • he must get quite alot of pussy

  • Jeez - have some fun - you're only 13.........

  • Oh god I was laughing through this whole thing

  • wow i no this is off topic but that is the nerdiest bot i hav ever seen!

  • 1) Do not fault him wanting to define conservatism. Better to ask questions than assume false ideals.

    2) Parents should be allowed raise their kids as they see fit, no matter how much we may disagree with another parent's views.

    3) I hope more of our youth have the same curiosity as this young man.

    4) Any definition of Conservatism will not justify our war in Iraq, wire-tapping of our citizens, or the apparent belief homesexuals and other minorities deserve fewer rights under the law.

  • this kid is going to die early

  • this kid sucks. No wonder the republican party is going in the shitter.

  • I just have one remark regarding one of his comments...

    He states that being a republican is about preserving the people's rights. Now i consider myself more of a conservative moderate than a liberal, but was it not the Republicans who have taken away our rights with passages of laws such as the Patriot Act. In my opinion, the Republican's pushing for and passing of the Patriot Act is one of the biggest infringements of our American rights.

  • check my channel, i got good songs! and im only 15 :P

  • It's such a disgrace when children are used to spread ideology.

  • What did he say?

  • Mr. Krohn's speech was a self-centered fable that couldn't be more simple-minded even if he tried. It was rather repetitive and he seemed lost half of the time, bottom line he should stick to posting bulletins on Myspace.

  • All kids take direct quotes from what their parents say, its rare to find a kid whose parents support an opposite party than they themselves. . . I'm 13 myself and I notice this in school, we had a debate on whether or not children like us should be able to vote, one of the reasons it was said that we shouldn't is because we just take on what our parents say, so this kid's thoughts are most likely derived from his parents.

  • His an Alien...one of the illuminati...

  • make fun of this kid all you want, but how many of you out there were able to express yourself this well at 14 years old? How many of you were able to get into serious political science discussions at 14? While you may not agree with this kid, I think its a fair to say his intellect is only matched by his ambition.

  • After saying "[Conservatism] is an ideology of protecting the people and the people's rights," he forgot to add, "unless those rights lead to profit loss for big corporations, or if those people make less than the poverty line, or if the term 'people' includes future generations who will one day live here on this earth."

  • this kid's a faggot, true story

  • says who?

    and if he is, so what.

  • Faggot.

  • die

  • I am amazed at the childish attacks on this young man for standing up for what he believes, shows how ignorant and childish the democrap asses are or donkeys, I'm sorry!!!!!

    PS, I was a dem. until I saw your comments on here. I LOVE THIS KID....AWESOME!!!!

  • somebody give this dumb kid a pop filter, jesus fucking christ

  • I can't get past the nasally voice and all the "uh's"

  • i am a 16 year old kid, i like politics i would one day like to challenged this kid in a debate. I would love to counter this kids responses.

  • The republicans have reached a new low!

    Using a kid as there puppet!

    What happened to the "child labor laws"?

    This kid should be in school not working for the retardican party!

  • You are a perfect example of what he pointed out with your democrap donkey policies

    He has said what needs to be said for 8 yrs

    America is not a competition between dem. and Rep. it is what is best for America. And when you and others get that through your heads, America will rise again, but we are now dropping quicker than anytime in history to the bottom of the totem pole because of people that have the same ideas you do

    PS I am, or was a democrat, but I don't want to be known as an ass

  • kill this little brainwashed faggot

  • you probably didnt understand half the words he said

  • Because this kid is homeschooled (no surprises), children of Duluth, please punch him in the head if you see him on sight, not for me, but for America.

  • This is child abuse! His parents need neutering and locking up!

  • He did better than Bush could've

  • these principles are pretty solid, BUT it's a shame they haven't been implemented in the republican party AT ALL.

  • Cool, a pseudo-intellectual. Why are they clapping for him?

  • and to think someone could use a good liver

  • im getting offended and i dont even know what hes talking about....cuz im conservavtive and yes dont mention about the dumbbrunnett screenname thing cuz yes i am dumb.....

  • fun being a fag kid?

  • ok, he's 13 and he has strong opinions about politics...I guess thats a step further than most 13 year olds. Still doesn't impress me though.......

  • If the GOP can figure out how to graph this kid's head on Sarah Palin, Palin will be the president by 2013. Or to Joe the Plumber 's for him to become a real reporter. The party's future is looking good because it only needs to find a Victor Frankenstein. LMAO!!!!!

  • At first I thought he was a 20year old lesbian.

  • What the fuck, his "speech" is meaningless. What the fuck is he trying to tell the audience? Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism Conservatism shut the fuck up.

    What does the kid know? Nothing. Simply what he has read in books, he doesnt believe anything.

    epictroll

  • swallow a razor blade plz

  • but he got it yo

  • His self-importance could drown us all.

  • 3. Less govt? since when has anyone seen a reduction is govt?

    4. Responsibility? Do i really need to address this?

  • dude, we're just polishing the brass on the titanic, this whole fucker is going down. so argue about whatever, we're all doomed and fucked because at the end of the day people are violent douches and it will be the end of us all.

  • God damn this kid is a gigantic faggot.

  • is that it? big deal. I thought he would have something more interesting to deliver. seriously.. Oh well just another gimmick (and a cheesy one too!!) by the right just like Ann Coutler, Limbaugh, etc, etc..

  • really, wow? you guys were on your knees at "change" sucking away merrily so it's kinda funny you'd be so critical of a 13 year olds soap box speech.

  • hey kid in video, go drink bleach

  • hahahahah dats hella funny!

  • YES I second this motion

  • Here is my response to his "conservatism" based on 4 principles...

    1. Respect for constitution? Go look up the Patriot Act. Homosexual marriage is denying equal protection. 14th amendment anyone?

    2. Respect for life? Health care sucks and liberal dems are the only ones trying to fix it. I read a govt study that claimed 300k americans would not die every year if they lived in canada. They die of heart disease, easily fixable causes if they had just been able to see a doctor more often.

  • this kid is a bastard!! fuck u son of a bitch, take a big dick and put it in your ass bastard

  • thing is, he didn't say anything really, said the same thing over and over. conservative principles. that's all they say.

    other then not saying much, kid did a good job speaking wise

  • Wow.........

    The child has missed the definition of Conservatism and has replaced it with Bushism

    This Child is an obvious sock puppet for his Republican parents

  • And the sky is blue, and the grass is green, what's your point??? Little bastard isn't saying anything new.