It's Me or the Dog- Stains Alone with Cupcakes

[WhatIAm99]

You know what a better solution would have been? Maybe not leaving the cupcakes or any other exposed food stuffs out in the open. Dogs are scavengers by nature, if they see food they're going to eat it. That doesn't make them 'bad dogs', it makes them a fucking dogs, you moronic scamming bitch.

[MrOddlyPoetic]

I love how they go through this whole elaborate process when they could just not leave fucking food laying around like that

[Aslwyn]

@MrOddlyPoetic People are mostly mentally handicapped and will place blame on anyone and anything but themselves.

[1BlackCotton]

Stains is terrorised! Rescue him and for God sake give him a cupcake!

[ChurtleSnap]

@1BlackCotton I hope you're joking.

[1BlackCotton]

@ChurtleSnap and you took my comment seriously? XD ofc i'm joking omg, nobody can't say shit around here

[ChurtleSnap]

@1BlackCotton Hard to detect sarcasm on the internet, only reason why it's hard to say such direct things. At least I didn't explode and say things like, "OMG PEOPLE FOOD IS BAD FOR DOGS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BLAHBLAHBLAH."

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Stains: Sh1t !!

[pinkyoilers]

Guys tht cum stains would basically work for any dog

you say 'dog's name' cum here

basically yoou told ur dog tht there is cum somewhere near you

[WantirnAlexx]

poor dog, just wants his fucking cupcakes

[truthseekers666]

another docked tail dog. When will these owners learn DONT ACCEPT DOCKING!

[Loverenoir]

dog: "WHERE IS THAT VOICE COMING FROM?! I don't comprehend!!"

[tinapezz78]

that collar is a great idea!!! I will try it with our dog :)

[SOSspecialdlover]

l ove the way he looks at the camera at 0:39

[SOSspecialdlover]

@SOSspecialdlover i mean 0:37

[eatought]

lol want more Stains click hare

[animejunkie94]

a dog that eat a cupcake is like an American eating a triple cheeseburger...

both unnatural and unhealthy.

[conadz15]

@animejunkie94 This guy lol. Take you a while to think of that AMAZING zinger?

[Mateo11]

I've never seen a fat Australian Shepard before, let alone one as fat as Stains.

[roadrunner88]

CUM STAINS LOL

[SquiddyX2]

Haha, "Here boy, Come Stains"

[Ian1329]

stupid cupcake dog

[MrBigblack62]

jeez, just give him one or put the damn things in the fridge. my family learned that the hard way cause my 3 year old brothers do the exact same thing

[BusinessDog2000]

Haha I love the look towards the cameraman at the end. It's like "Where were you on that one, dipshit?"

[scullshot]

from what season is this from? anyone knows? i wanna see the full episode

[EDIshames]

@scullshot Idk the season but I remember seeing this on TV when it first aired sometime in July 2009. Hope that helps.

[asdasdqeqe2]

The way he floated up is the creepist thing ive ever seen.

[JerFhilm]

@asdasdqeqe2 Heheh my dog does that when he's going for the butter dish. They do that so as not to make any loud noise such as claws scraping on the counter top. Sneaky bastards.

[AbbeyIncorporated]

"Come stains! Come stains!"

[Pivotas1]

Stains away!

Shut the fuck up let me have mah cupcakes in peace

THEY NEED SARCASEM UNLESS THIS'S A COMEDY SHOW

They should put it ontop of the fridge get common sence the dogs much smarter than the owners

[LunaZorge]

She is really mean....why not just give him one and put the others away?

[iRainbowUnicorn]

@LunaZorge Because dogs SHOULDN'T eat ANY cupcakes.

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@iRainbowUnicorn who says so?

[iRainbowUnicorn]

@TheLakabanzaichrg Probably any vet you'll ask will tell you that you shouldn't feed dogs people food, especially ones high in fat and sugar... like cupcakes.

Go ahead, ask your local vet if dogs should eat cupcakes. Call them up!

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@iRainbowUnicorn well as far as i know vets in my country actually doesn't recomend to give them leftovers cuz they will grow more and in the usa they have a different diet

[CVTPitbull]

@iRainbowUnicorn Yes. People food is very fattening, and it is far from nutritional. People might say their dog is just a little bit overweight but for instance if your boston terrier, which should weigh around 20# puts on just 5# that is equivalent to a human putting on 33#!

[Psquit]

@iRainbowUnicorn stupid dog, cupcakes is only for humans...

[BlueLilLady92]

0:38 "Oh my god... first the cupcakes, now I'm hearing voices in my head"

[MyAnth0ny]

@BlueLilLady92 Randy Ortan owned that dog.

[Sonicfangirl103]

0:38 i bet he sayig oh just shut up

[PSNable]

0:38 "bastard humans and their technology" he thought

[7mkelly]

what kind of dog is the dog on the couch?

[flwrgrl13]

@7mkelly pomeranian

[flappy188]

COME, Stains!!!

[win70supershadow]

So first he has that traumatized look from the cupcakes and now he thinks he's hearing voices, you and those cupcakes are driving that dog insane lady.

[ChickenNugget3467]

I want to slap that bitch...they keep teasing the dog with cupcakes...D:< If i were the owner i would give the cutey a cupcake cause he's so cute! ^w^

[fghfhg1212121]

she looks like julie benz

[bigd735]

i want some cupcakes now...

[exo6desmo8]

cum stains! CUM STAINS! Good boy.

[SenyorJMEZ]

Am I the only one that freaks out at the way it gets up to the bench?

[shriramvenu]

what a sweet old dog =)

[pimpakutya]

its an american show?

OMG

[Mulligan5372]

Away Away! Look at his eyes, Cute!

[KaatJDaviees]

Stains Thinks - Fucking Hell God Is Talking AGAIN.

[WayIsMe]

@iluvyouwyatt

A lot of people, if they go do something where the food is out of their site for a few seconds.

[iluvyouwyatt]

Who the hell leaves food out like that??

[darkninjamandelta]

hes like im gonna piss on the couch now

[dirtybase91]

give stains his fuckn cupcakes! ppl shuld start a campaign.

[CitiestoStatelines]

So, his name is Stains? ....what do you say to make him come to you? ....oh, awkward. 

[JillMaria]

@CitiestoStatelines Good one!!!!!!

[MontaqV3]

@CitiestoStatelines laawl took me a second to get it

[iamgodforreals]

@CitiestoStatelines Come stains :3

[p4p4legb4]

@CitiestoStatelines

Here Stains, here boy!

I don't get it...

[Nitoryuu]

either the dog eats it, or the roaches show up and eat it. up to them

[chrisproctor123]

Personally, I'd just smack him about the head. 

[komzaton]

poor dog just wants his cupcakes

[mehtes]

0:15 lap dance

[lexusdevotee]

@mehtes haha!

[opo4uMapy]

0:39 - dog give a look "fuh my life"

[nikidoll82]

wow. maybe i should get myself a dog. my cats don't listen to me and when i tell them to do something they look at me with a "ha ha" expression on their faces. lol

[26EMOARTLINKINPARK97]

Stains is a great name for a dog!

[kainedamo]

Stop fucking with that dog's head!

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

HOLY SHIT MY OWNER IS CUPCAKES - Dog

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

You just KNOW he's staring at those cupcakes like a motherf- er, horrible satanic demon.

[TheNiko004]

i bet the dog will be thinking..

"Shit..that motherfuckin dumb bitch is somewhere here....assholes.."

[TheRachel33]

This is the highest level of human stupidity ever! The poor dogs gonna be neurotic now, this is not training, this is terror

[crowskyler]

Maybe he's like that because his damn name his STAINS. I mean, really?

[metallitech]

They waterboarded that dog!

[survivalofone]

"Is that you God?"

[jambomuffin]

"I want Stains to see that even though nobody's there, he's still being watched."

It's 1984 - but we are Big Brother.

Run Stains, run for freedom!

[nsgutube]

@jambomuffin LOL! This is just a preview of government control..."We want people to see that even when gov't isn't there, you're still being watched....Get away from the fridge, we didn't tell you you can eat yet."

[JerFhilm]

Sneaky little bastard goes up slow and quiet just like my dog.

[MrsLuckyClover]

those cupcakes were like THANK GOD FOR THE MAGICAL COLLAR

[Zmaczimum]

Stains away with new CILIT BANG!

[dragonballfan13]

@Zmaczimum LOL

[jwallbanger]

my dogs never even THINK of doing that!

you have to be lazy, stupid, or just way too passive to end up with a dog like that.

i even moved into a house with an old dog that had been doing that all her life, even with people in the room! I'd come home to trash strewn all over the house busted dishes she'd knocked off the counters, once she even got the fridge open and it looked like hurricane katrina hit the house! I was able to put a stop to it the 1st week I was there with just basic discipline.

[S1M0NS4Y5]

Uh, do it without telling the dog no through the mic. Guess what happens, its eats the cakes. They don't show how it doesn't work when she's not there. They didn't fix the problem at all, if they put the cupcakes away or showed dominance this wouldn't be a problem. But common sense seems to be the main problem, maybe if they put the cupcakes on top of the fridge? I dunno doesn't look like rocket science to me.

[ikaEr32]

haha i would've chosen the dog over that stupid blonde.

[jwallbanger]

@ikaEr32 hell yeah. women are parasites that pretend to love you so you'll support them and eventually the larvae they produce to keep you legally obligated for decades.

doggies however, REALLY love you. even if they sneak a cupcake now and then...

[Entropy03021990]

Would you like to see Angelina Jolie naked on your bedroom being chained, with someone who proibish you to get her? Poor dog, how can you do it after looking into his eyes? Let him eat the fucking cakes.. AND I WANT THE VIDEO!

[cherrykittenbomb]

How odd. My dogs freak out whenever they hear voices through a speaker.

[oscarfish48]

the related videos are messed up :P

[peaceandlove981]

"stains AWAY!"

"whine whine..." translation: shut up you crazy bitch so i can eat my cupcakes

[TheOzoneLayerHatesMe]

These are all stupid people. Don't put cupcakes where dogs can reach it. It's not hard.

[whitchp09]

aww what type of dog is the puppy?

[Rachaelstorm95]

@whitchp09 it's an Australian shepherd!

[ROEDERBABY]

If I was a dog, I'd take those cupcakes too. They look fucking delicious. 

[WaterSummoner]

lol its been edited, you can totally tell stains ate one anyway. XD Dogs dont lick their lips for no reason

[FallenAngel8224]

I love how the dog is like 'screw you, voice!' But he/she was probably curious as to what and where the voice was. xD Poor doggy....

[shampai6]

It's really funny how when she said, "all eyes on stains" Even the little puppy in the background had his eyes on him!

[mulcontent]

give the fucker a cake you mean bastards

[hellomynameisjulius]

@mulcontent Great idea..... Moron..

[mulcontent]

@hellomynameisjulius ok then go hire video camera and walky talkies to do the job a good kick up the ass would do corkhead

[hellomynameisjulius]

@mulcontent You do realize that cake is very very very bad for dogs..

[drkzvosky]

Did they really name the dog Stains...Calling the dog would be embarassing "Come Stains!!!"

[Beves640]

It was funny the first time someone posted it, you dont have to repost it...-.-

[sunnygrace57]

@drkzvosky I know. On MTV's MADE recently, there was a girl who had a horse named Fire, and when she couldn't find it she kept yelling, "FIRE!" Some people need to think before naming their pets.

[Travesty1]

lol Walkie talkie communication with your dog. Get it a good earpiece and teach it to help you rob diamonds from a museum.

[BGA02]

I think good wise Can see eyes smell dont get dont like block eat cup cakes O_O ? ...

[Stormy0KitCat]

Where do you get one of those collars?

[joelslover93]

Just give the dog some god damn cupcakes!!!!

[SpunkStalker101]

That bitch is gonna die..

*he thought to himself*

[Pellonian]

lol he looked pissed when he was walking away

[MaTTDuD3]

all he wants is a god damn cup cake just give him one for gods sake you fattys

[ghjit]

Stains: If me not eating some damn cupcakes gets this bitch outta my house, then I'm not gonna eat the fucking cupcakes.

[wanobe124]

Damn I wanted him to eat the cupcakes!

[RYCloud92]

And in the next clip Victoria runs into the room screaming and begins beating the sh*t out of the poor dog for sensing the pressence of food

[generatorium]

I HATE THIS WOMAN.

[Pilen1234]

That was cool! :D

[gretefish]

When will the poor pooch finally get what he desires? All these restraints must be so hard for him.

[KimmoKuopio]

:o

Victoria is mean !

but somehow I like her

[Yoububehahaha]

hes like "fuck this shit"

[cutieface2007]

i want a collar like that for roaches and my dog :)

[RasMajnouni]

Is this for training service "FYWC"? {For Yuppies Without Children}

[PropellerBusted]

Come stains! Here boy, come stains!

[mchelo18]

what a nazi bitch!

If you don't want the dog to eat your food, put it in the fridge or in a cupboard, idiots!!!

[redsuyguy98]

i send a email if she can come to stop this problem with my dog

[S2TobeyS2]

she is mean

[1iLLnoize1]

funny shit ugly dog though

[polskiOgorka]

@1iLLnoize1 haha, and his name is "Stains..." seriously xD

[SkeeboDa1]

I would have just yelled Cum"stains" Cum stains...lol get it? Cum stains? LMAO

[mydawgisdead]

ahaha, I love how much you seem to find your little joke funny tbh. Voted up ^.^

[WowzaBoyz]

fight the power, stains. you go get your cupcakes by any means necessary. who does victoria think she is, mentally neutering these dogs.

[JozzyHBR]

Why did they think "Stains" would be a good name? That's just asking for trouble

[dvdwmplr]

Just had to make sure them asshole humans didn't eat his cupcakes...

[leeleegotchugoincraz]

i wouldnt want the cupcakes wile someone was yelling in my face either :(

[eversolulu]

what kind of dog is Stains? Australian Shepherd? Or miniature Australian Shepherd?

[arwopl]

It's not a Shepherd...

IT"S A HYPNODOG !!! O_O

[MwKShield1]

I know how to solve this problem! DON'T FUCKING LEAVE FOOD AROUND! Bam I'm a genius!

[ArlithCake]

@MwKShield1 Nonsense. That would require people to have common sense. 

[mmedefarge]

@MwKShield1 Yeah really. My cats do the same thing, not to eat them though but just to play with, so I never leave food out. If the cake has to cool, I put it in either the micro or toaster oven when they're not in use, never leave food out.

[zackhanscom]

@MwKShield1 yeah but some people actually have jobs to take care of, they can't be bothered to babysit the foot. maybe when you leave your mother's basement, you'll realize you can't spent all your time masturbating and looking over your domesticated animals and food items.

[MwKShield1]

@zackhanscom LOL Look at you standing up for this TV show against the big bad me! You really showed me talking like that! Last time I checked though I think it takes about 15 seconds just to clean your plate off and put it in the sink or put your leftovers in the fridge. LAAAAAAAAAAZY

[itsabomberscope]

0:19 Couch dog is watching you! :D

[Bonzy1969]

lmao @ the other dog on the couch watching ... lolol

[Satashii]

Lol@STAINS, that is the funniest dog I have ever seen. I love how everyone says he loves cupcakes, even though Im sure he tries to eat everything. I just love that he is called Stains, the cupcake dog.

[MsBellaroma]

at least he got a lick

[MusicAndLove217]

That collar reminds me of the one Doug wears in Up. Lol!

[nubbubnub]

if i was the dog i would say the mic quality was bad and i understood EAT THEM! EAT THEM! :)

[redandjacko]

Beautiful dog !

[DexterGoneWild]

I want a cupcake :(

[WadeBlazingame34]

Victoria is a wack job. GO STAINS!!

[jayteelicious1]

poor dog! he just wants to have a cupcake!!! can you blame him for that?, i don't think so...

[OrangeSamarai]

that dog has the best eyes

[jwallbanger]

@OrangeSamarai a lot of aussies have "ghost eyes." they also have blue/brown multicolored eyes and one brown one blue. they are also prone to eye problems because of this.

i'm sure you find this all quite fascinating. and i'll be sending you a bill for the education i just provided.

[vampiresquirtle]

the link in the description box doesn't work

please explain.

~thanks ♥♥♥♥

[YoshiFan1231]

hey where can i get one? (seriously. i want one)

[valzilla2000]

the cupcake or the dog? lol

[YoshiFan1231]

LOL i was talking abot that cool talking collar.LOL i could pretend my dog is talking! LOL cool

[Superstars1304]

omg,....i luv luv luv tat little pomeranian in the background...adorable little thing :)

[winstonlegthigh99]

wheres that sheepdogs tail gone..?

[iplehguitar]

its one of the regulations in american dog showing to dock an aussie's tail

[winstonlegthigh99]

wow, thanks for answering my question...but the dog looks wierd with no tail, not sure I like it!

[iplehguitar]

yeah thats why i like the border collie better

but in some countries they've outlawed docking tails so forgien australian shepherds usually have their tails, but some are born without them :P

[monsweet16]

i want the dog on the sofa

[hdofu]

1984 with cupcakes

[Lukie99]

OMG haha so true. Big brother.

[dialjforjuicy]

both of the dogs are soo cute :)

stains frightened me at first. those eyes......but hes still cute.

[Nelly317]

that other dog is so cute

[gr1m4ce]

I've owned a dog my entire life and the one thing i've learned is DONT PUT CUPCAKES WHERE A DOG CAN REACH IT

Is that seriously SO hard?

[RadioactiveMassacre]

I KNOW! If it's food, a dog is going to eat it, no matter how it tastes..lol

[ElizabethLorraine96]

and plus that little thingy around his neck dident work at all -.-

[9168W]

@gr1m4ce I've also learned that if need a $17,000 dog trainer, you have too many resources on your hands and not enough brains.

[RetardRage99]

@gr1m4ce

my mom has that same rule about me

[kmj2000]

@gr1m4ce No, but it's better to train a dog so you can put the cupcakes wherever you damn feel like.