pie assassins of canada

[MrDavy78]

Where the hell were the secret service?

[hellterminator]

1. Become Canadian prime minister

2. Make some unpopular changes (raisin taxes or canceling free public health care should do)

3. Get infinite free pie :)

[unholychunk]

@hellterminator raisin taxes? i am getting taxed for dried grapes now. WTF!!!

[hellterminator]

This is just so awesome :D

[hazmat151]

this is awesome. @Reyson01 that's the whole point moron, you don't have to hide it.

[Reyson01]

How hard is it to miss someone carrying a freaking pie? They're much harder to hide than say a knife or a gun.

[Dupeo42]

You're not a real PM until you get pied.

[ariannag]

In America, presidents get assassinated.

In Canada, they get pie'd.

CANADA FTW.

[teetertoter3]

Of course there's cows in the background.

[EDOM666DEVORE]

HAHAHAHAHAHA STILL FUNNY

[BobbyTubes]

And this is why Canadians are required to obtain a class 2 baked goods license before we can go buy an apple pie.

[Beach5and]

Fail for security, win for pies.

[CrocoDuck420]

JARATE!!!!!

[bkanachki]

I'd be fucked if they had to cancel the photo op.

[Huzzawful]

these guys need to learn to get some range on their pie, sniper pie harper in the face... (although harper might just laugh about it)

[Lunalover131]

Wait... did they say Peter Pettigrew? Was I the only one who heard them say Peter Pettigrew?

[pcweir]

@Lunalover131

Yes you were the only one because the name used was Pierre Pettigrew, not Peter

[martianshak]

Dude if u get a pie thrown on ya face then u understand! I d kick on the balls of pietgrower real hard so he can't walk straight for 2 weeks n he deserves that

[TheOneThatFlewOver]

Assault? Really? What a fucking joke.

[splottinville]

Charged with assault are you fucking kidding me? It's no wonder why extraterrestrial intelligent beings want nothing to do with us....

[ericarthurblair11]

presidents get shot....prime ministers get pied :P

[generalcircle]

HE HAS A PIE! TAKE HIM DOWN!!!!!!! (BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!)

[MajBlood]

Lol arresting the pie throwing? Yeh it sucks to have a pie in the face, but dude, it's a pie.

[Hatorah]

He needed a cow-boose pie.

I laughed then and I'm laughing now.

hehehehehehehe

[justuspickle]

assault... for a pie in the face?

wot

[MrShane737]

evan brown is a hero!

[coccinelle80]

10 people prefer jello in the face.

[dweem2009able]

why do people call it pie. its just cream on foil

[HBKanedge818]

Dalton McGuinty deserves a solid Ice Cream Pie to the face!!!!.

[oYoYebutu]

The Chretien feels mortally wounded. Can't put two words together.

"This is an extremely regrettable incident", says the cop. How come?

[legobobsleder]

Wow them canadians they arrest the guy with one cop let people croud and he doesent even have cuffs on jeese Canada better toughen up

[sandro0244]

wow a pie in the face, they accomplished so much.....

[Hinterploppers]

If Chretien could see through the pie, soemone would have been choked.....

[mbeleni]

that bodyguard in the orange shirt... he knows he's fired, look at his face as soon as he turns around after the pie, lol.

[mathew3755]

Just laugh you upright jackasses. It's a pie to the face, not a punch to the face.

[KevlarKuma]

GE crops are more highly tested. At least in the US they are. Hippies...

[thetotalmagic]

man the pie assasins are cool! i would join them, but to face pie obama the devil!

[TheDeistAngle]

Pie to the face, nygga.

[youngstrummer]

What a waste of a perfectly good pie.

[Sirfoxinabox]

How do I sign up to this "pie clan"

[VanMedia]

ninjasss

[vanilliiceman]

press 1 to murder this man with pies!

[OceanFoam]

hahah "pie attacks" 

[batmanjwb]

damn hippies

[chillaxer1993]

fucking animal rights people are hilarious. there is nothing they have changed. bunch of pussies. he's not your friend buddy,

[wrinklet]

Evan Brown reminds me a lot of John Baird.

[DodgeMan360]

Hah he was ready to swing when he looked up.

[OreosboyMovieMaker]

...he was made to pay because of the pie thing? Wow...what dumb police!

[blacklab27]

POW! Pie in the kisser :p

[shrinksta]

this is absolutely halerious, i love these guys and what they do, anyone serious about this is stupid

[Brando2600]

Assault with a delicious weapon.

[Striker4928]

reporter: did you deserve that pie?

chetrien: i have no comment on my crimes...

[huslerbling]

from 2:19 - 2:20 if u pause the guy shakin his hand is laughing LMAO

[MrSPLman]

"pie assassins" - looooool !!!!!!!!

[educheny]

Some of these men did not press charges. That is a mistake. You should always press charges in these situations. If these criminals do not get punished to the full extent of the law, then you are just inviting more incidents.

[420Kasper420]

@educheny I hear the USA has a vacant citizenship...feel free to leave, you'll fit in better there anyway.

[MajBlood]

@educheny Dude, it was a fucking pie. Grow up.

[DjAdam16]

Hippies LOL

[ZakBrownrigg123]

You know the Chiense reporter is trying his hardest to look like this whole thing isnt hilarious

[kendracorpse]

i hope the pie was delicious at least :)

[Scumkill2]

2:28 Slam Dunk!!!

[chris812125]

I think this only lives up to the sterotype that we're a little cooky lol.

[Popsfresh]

back when cbc actually did news.

[Themhambone]

Assault. Delicious Assault.

[milton123]

HAHAH. ohh canada

[BanditV8racer]

HIEL P.E.I

[sugitomachi]

良くやった！

[greeniem]

" a DIRECT HIT i might add" LMAO

[freakoutguitarsolo1]

awsome fuck the GMO foods, and fuck monstanto and fuck vaccines. and if u raed this washington lol FUCK YOU TOO

[mrZezzo1]

lol ... no comment 

[pimpninja1985]

Hahahahahahah I couldn't stop laughing at this, THE MINISTER GOT PIED.

[mackawack12346]

I want to fuck that pie

[buddhasknowbest]

0:33 Where does this fool think he is, Iran?

[sarkasmi83]

Hahahah.. I'd be so ashamed if I actually pressed charges against someone because someone "ASSAULTED" me gently with a puddle of cream.

hahhahahhah fuck this made me laugh. Governments <3

Where's joker when you need him?! WHY. SO. SERIOUS ;D

[mastaace604]

omg assault? get the fuck outta here. fuckin porkers always blowing shit outta proportion.

[PanzerBlitz43]

I disagree this is an extremely desirable incident. It should have happened.

[PanzerBlitz43]

*wa wah bush glare everybody hates me including all the canadian sheeple and I never wanna comment it was assault with pie and the royal mounted candian faggots cant even stop pies glare glare * i'll have you know i'm cretien-not just your everyday canadian idiot- im a socialist canadian dictator just like harper that throws tantrums for the rest of the world but they wont let me commit sadism and torture on millions of baby seals.. glare sniff"

[chuobio]

The first guy should've put some muscle behind it.

[dimecollector1]

he shouldnt have been charged, thats dumb. assault should only be a charge if actual bodily harm is sustained. tom foolery is all this is. chretien and dion deserved it! lol

[R3volutionEarth]

Pie assasin I can see the appeal, you get to throw a pie in a polititions face and you have the sweetest name ever. From today on I am going to call myself a pie assasin.

[Dethaintnice]

only in Canada...

would this happen

[Xheelal]

2:25 !!! XXD CANT SYTOPLAUCHING!!!

[invent1337]

LMAO! assault give me a break...

[conyo985]

Is this the same guy who pied Bill Gates?

[Dethaintnice]

@conyo985 dunno probably in the same group

[saxophonymartian]

haha...Chretien looked like he was gonna kill someone

[canadiangal0099]

Pie Minister.....go Evan Brown!!

[jedimouse]

good to know that Canadian hippies are just as asinine as American ones. But funnier in their methods

[Darcksaac]

Pie Rebellion! XD It figures that the biggest terorist groups in Canada are the ones with food instead of weapons. LOL

[mycokerulesyayD]

It's the Assassin!

I swear if I join the PEI PIE assassin's

I'm Calling my self Altair or Ezio Auditore.

[MadeOfTheEpicWin]

WIN! ;D

[buddhasknowbest]

Holy crap, it's Ben Chin!

[NebPWN]

we r jus peaceful even in terms of assassination

[hanksnow2]

I think he got beat up in jail. Wonder who was responsible?

[Virginityrocks]

The look on his face! He looked like he was considering fascism.

[Obould420]

@Virginityrocks LOL

[markthreemillion]

POW ... well done!

[x1n933k]

I know that guy!

[NorceCodine]

Hehe, I hate to say this but this was classic pie-action; the dude stepped up casually to the pm, and even took the time to carefully massage his face with the pie, to assure even coverage. You can see that he's got his technique down to a science.

[thisusernameistaken2]

I don't believe the assailants should have recieved punishments, but I think people misunderstand why it's taken seriously. If those people could so easily access and attack (lightheartedly and unthreateningly, I add) the prime minister, then just as easily someone could access the prime minister with an *actually dangerous* weapon.

[sexysax92]

lets just hope they aren't highly allergic to whipped cream. :P

[thexalon]

The last 25 seconds of this are absolutely priceless. These guys are building up an entire montage of politicians getting pies in the face.

Frankly, what's surprising is how few of them are realizing the right way to handle this: laugh, and if asked tell the world it was pretty funny.

[MrGerulez]

2:26 Damn that was a good hit

[Marvcohen]

Perhaps after 4 or 5 Prime Ministers, the RCMP will figure it out.

This time it was a pie......next time it could be a carrot cake

[gundamWWW]

Or in a real Canadian fashion.

Poutine!

If someone hit me in the face with Poutine, I would ask if they had anymore.

[TheHaloMissions]

@gundamWWW i would do the same =D

[TornTen]

insert facepalm. Oh yes such a threat. We must destroy the pie terrorists. lol. Also, Peter Petigrew? 2:17?

[Napalmreaper]

Fuck the Gov., RCMPigs and the Health Care System in Canada.

[Zach4Wii]

wow.. no hardcore assinations in canada. just pie rofl.

[bombercat123]

OMG DAM THAT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE WAS WALKING BEING ARRESTED!!!!!!!! the only people laughing are the other group members!!!!

[XJproto]

That kid is younger than I am. He probably doesn't even remember him being the leader of Canada.

[GoLeafsGoBaby]

LMAO! That guy looks like Transportation Minister John Baird :p

[jamestheinvisible]

Shares Baird's speaking style as well, loud and abrasive.

[auronnne]

est bonne...desoler mrs chretien...mes jai rie en criss

[fia416]

He still the best Prime Minister we ever had :)

[siig22]

Boomhead shot :D

he got qwned !

[simontimon2]

Steaven Harper is the only one who hasn't got pied yet.

[team1200]

:P just wait, im guessing it will happen soon

[kidkappa04]

what an idiot

[Jim08Stuck]

I think there was two minutes of news, 48 seconds of pies in the face. The world needs more journalism like this!

[colmivers]

nothing wrong with GM food, college students need to stop drinking the activist cool aid and finish their undergrads

[ericandrsn]

more pies, less talking heads

[slartibartfast68]

The Police has modified their security protocols to include people armed with pies

[sanosuke413]

lol! a pie? atleast americains have the balls to shoot someone. but this is WAy more funnier!

[JefferyVonLefty]

That was hilarious. SO funny

[LedHead1991]

Its too bad they did not laugh it off... It was a fucking pie. I would have laughed for like two miniutes

[TamerlanePNR]

lol I love that montage of all the politicians getting pied at the end

[DarthJimius]

Btw didn't know that pies are weapons

[DarthJimius]

PIE ASSASINS FTW

[AlexanderMathews]

Oh wow. This is why I love Canada so much.

[iamtheking66]

I remembered when jean got pied, that was hilarious.

[Dynysia030]

hey man, there aren't any guns here in Canada! We gotta use pies to get the job done >:|

lol jkjk

[UpperCanada1812]

if you were the president of the usa or china or russia i can understand the security.

[magicalpoop]

So following your logic, our safety of our PM's and political leaders do not matter?

You're not very bright. Yeah theres someone to replace them, but do they deserve to get killed because of public hate, etc? i.e. Kennedy? Reagan's near assassination? lincoln? Don't be an asinine asscheek.

[UpperCanada1812]

dude i was skating on the rideau canal when i was younger and brian mulroney was skating by himself with one of his kids. i talked to him but i was like 7. there were just two rcmp officers sitting on the side of the canal.

pm's and opposition leaders deserve protection not saying that they don't. but cretien or harper can go to the supermarket and not be bothered more often than not.

[Tuccitube]

If he were the president of the usa or china or russia, the guy with the pie would have never gotten anywhere close enough to put that in his face:p

[iamdmc]

but this is Canada, eh?

[magicalpoop]

I like how my taxdollars are paying for the RCMP payroll... What a joke? The security detail of our PM's is laughable at best. In reality, it's actually just down right scary.

Joe smoe can walk up with a can or sprayer of STD/HIV/etc/Battery Acid and assail the PM.

[UpperCanada1812]

assail them all you want... if i was pm i would walk around without the police... if you hurt me someone is right there to take my place.

[monsterkookies]

Charged with ASSAULT?! Bahahaha! PIE IS NOW A WEAPON!

[paulyou1872]

I used to know Evan Brown from my childhood. His and my family both had cottages on the north shore of Nova Scotia. Evan was my brother's age, and used to play together in the summers.

[bombsqad95]

listen at 0:45 there is cows that are moowing! lol

[Moonblood00]

community service lmfao

[TheCGIMaster]

bloody cannadians

[pncoryat]

Oh Canadians, gotta love them!  Wonder if they thought of using moose pies?

[mofo976]

BEHOLD THE POWER....OF PIE!!

[pyrochemists]

in the US, there would be 100 bullets in the guy before he got close with the pie. On the other hand, after pressing charges against the guy, Jean did get a good laugh at some event. He joked about already getting dessert

[TTWB94]

The first assassinated prime minister.

[darkaznlordx]

just imagine if that kid got a gun instead of a pie, Jean is gg.

[KiplingCI]

Americans are like "how did someone get that close to him" Canadians are like "That guy had balls to get that close to Jean Chretian"

[ZMat3]

Lol, true. Chretien doesn't really need security, he just chokes the assailants himself! :D

[malfoy2]

Canadas worst PM

[Lithys]

Hmm... he was pretty awful but its hard to say... I am a good Conservative, but... Mulroney did some idiotic stuff... ... Trudeau did some stupid things, although i will admit he did some good things...

[malfoy2]

He did keep us out of Iraq I will give him that. The only good things he did like balanced budgets, toughen up on crime and the clarity act were stuff pushed by the reform party.

He mainly promised stuff he could never deliver like Killing the GST and Free Trade and meeting Koyoto. He also left the country divided, almost officially.

[Lithys]

I think we should keep the GST anyway... it was originally thought up in the 1920s (i think it was the 20's) but never got put into place... We still payed tax on stuff before hte GST, it was just hidden. GST was put in place basically so that we would "know where the government gets its money from" Although the fact that certain groups do not have to pay GST, and i believe they paid the hidden tax before, does piss me off somewhat.

[malfoy2]

GST was a good tax. It did unhide many hidden taxes and helped balance the budget and pay the debt down. I think Harper jumped the gun on the second GST cut which made our deficite bigger.

My problem was Jean Cretchin promising to eliminate it and then flopping on his promise. This was one of many blunders that plauged his career.

[William971]

love chretien, good man.

[PhilipJFry72]

WHAT?

You're a complete buffoon.

[jackiechan511]

I would say that Mr Chretien deserved to get "pied" in the face.

[PrettyLoather]

ahahaha, this is funny shit! As if some of them had the ppl who did the pie-ing charged.

[Petrel2]

Les Québecois forment un peuble pacifiste, mais d'autant plus qu'ils ont des traditions contestataires très drôles! Aux États-Unis si un président ne fait pas l'affaire, on lui tire dessus avec un gun... (Lincoln, Regan, Kennedy, etc...)

Non aux armes, oui aux tartes à la crème!

On ne s'attaque pas aux institutions mais aux hommes politiques.

[noo2islam]

J'trouve super cool c'que tu dis.T'as raison et on se doit d'en etre fier!!

[MVX12]

PM security is a joke in this country.

[pata16]

is this a joke or it really happened?

[rangedtiger]

ha ha

[stinkyroseboy]

i know is in the PEI pie

XD

If i where 2 get a pie in the face i would laf and stay 2 the guy make it my favorite pie next time...

rasberry

[stinkyroseboy]

THE PIE NINJAS :O

STAY AWAY FROM WEST....Liberal scum

OR GET PIED XD

[alexktard]

this is why i love canada...see that in the US and they'd be tasered and charged with attempted murder...this is what democracy is :D

[Cosplaythief]

I think the US kind of picked up on Canada with that whole Bush vs Shoe incident.