Tasteless' Quotes Video

[Spritzbau]

Tasteless: You are my favorite!

[themagewarrior16]

Haters gonna hate

Trolls gonna troll

Im gonna laugh

[toleshaOG]

What a fucking moron loser noob with annoying voice this Tatelless guy is!

[ilyesown]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T SEE THOSE!

[youdontamuseme]

ok 0:36 was kind of funny it did made sense, but the rest were just gay retarded jokes and for this person to even cosidered them as "famous" he had to be a fucking loser, i still give him props however for 0:36. and to write Thanks for making WCG o enjoyable? i dont even watch that sht and i already felt tortured by it from watching this clip

[QuickScopedJFK]

@youdontamuseme shut the fuck up

[Ursenfuns]

3:20

I hear Psy out of Tasteless words :o

[youdontamuseme]

what a loser n and he thinks he's cool if he uses cool wards like baller and jober

[jimmy20100102]

@youdontamuseme troll

[BeeHappya]

GREAT video! He is such a funny guy. :D

[teen4373]

Make your order now # lushfmlk.info #

[gosciu555]

Tasteless is hilarious. The only non dorky starcrafter.

[supiwookiee]

GERMANYYYYYYYY xD WOHOO

[ucemujeproblem]

Hhahaa, great!

[Username93611]

Anyone know where to find the gomtv tasteless commentated matches? Youtube has almost none of them, and gomtv is like gone.

[pezamurai]

@Username93611 how is gomtv "like gone"..?

[Username93611]

@pezamurai

Well they *were* for a while. They're back now, which is great.  They don't offer season 1 or 2 HQ VODs anymore though. That kind of sucks.

[L0v3ism]

2:00 - 2:13 haha he's the best xD

[L0v3ism]

"Oh my god, what is up with this arbiters" lol hahaha the best xP

[LukaZGD]

i miss Nick and gomtv so bad

[ministeroftuba]

This guy is a genius

[SmokzTrueno]

Why isn't Starcraft on T.V. everywhere? Or at the very least here in the states?

[Houck1337]

Because it's not popular enough. You need a big population of fans before creating anything like south korea type events.

[KingGalby]

YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE DT!

[stowasser11]

what happened to him?

[FeroxX]

hes indeed an awsome commentator :D i loved the wcg 2006 podcast !

[MrAndy1337]

My nipples are hard LOL

[ChillCrackers13]

Rogen* =p

[ChillCrackers13]

lmao.

i love this commentator..

he sounds like seth rogan though.. which makes him even funnier

[PowaLinux]

penguin plug v.v rip

[leumasmi]

anyone know what who was playing on the last game in the vid??

its was purple terran and red protoss

[Shoxfan11]

Legendary (Chinese player) vs. iloveoov (Korean player) in WCG 2006

[Username93611]

Ohhhhhh WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!???? He just LEFT THE GAME! XD

[F1337]

haha

hes such an idiot ^__^

[Onitimalika]

I rofled :D:D:D:D

[jinukaqo]

what is bmx trick? at the beginning?

[mista86]

He was saying if you think doing tricks on a BMX bicycle is hard..you have yet to play StarCraft. Get it ?

[geekplay]

looooooooool

[talkaboutbad]

A bmx is a bike made for doing tricks.

[epik151]

This guy does a good job. He'll only get better with experience but he's easy to listen to, doesn't stutter, and puts in creative color commentary that actually really explains stuff going on.

Hope he has a good future in this as Starcraft gets popular in places other than Korea.

[egraseidannogew]

I concur.

[danw087]

@epik151 the guy does stutter a lot and he says "uh, uh, uh" too much... and he fails at delivering jokes.

[redryan20000]

@epik151 turns out he got worse with experience. his voice is fading away :|

[Etrajbe]

@epik151 Not just starcraft xD progaming fastest growing sport in the world in captial, gaming already sells more than music and movies COMBINED :D

[Ormesalypt]

He has the voice of a sports commentator, but he's not that funny or informative.

[lock113]

2:50 oooo a pylon!

[jkh77]

I will always remember him for saying that.

[konadora]

"The embodiment of Tasteless' absurd humourous yet informative StarCraft VOD commentary"

Pretty much sums up everything.

Tasteless - god of English Starcraft commentary

[lin2k4]

That was an R-rated game LOL

[evo404]

OOOO a pylon. rofl

[WRXMaTt89]

Tasteless sounds wasted throughout that entire Midas vs Draco game hahaha

[ganondorffromhell]

when he said something about pandabear guy?

[jogeryjogo]

ohhhhh i ruv green tea it rooks so good for youuu hur hur hur we arr rook arike

[CaveSoundMaster]

Tasteless is god. He brings spirit and passion into the game without losing the humorous aspect, in fact relying on it! He's totally into the games being played. You guys from sctv, talking to each other about shit everything except the game itself: learn from him! And all other people commentating on any other sport remember: commentating is ART.

[EatSoftBacon]

His best quote

"i wonder what it feels like to become a hatchery"

[sowutifmahsnsux]

"oooh that defiler mustuve had a painful death. seriously, i bet it really hurts to be irradiated. i'd much rather be nuked" - i was lmfao when he said this (or something to this degree), cant remember exactly which tourney it was from though damn

[Tjuga]

"he ripped a nerd's heart out" <3

[debit256]

what game is 3:03

[Imbalancja]

lx vs midas @ wcg06

[linkwigger]

Do you know where I can watch this?

[linkwigger]

Where can you watch this game?

[jinukaqo]

is 'lx' the name of the player?

[Imbalancja]

yeah, Lx aka Legend, he is from China

[kujiisz]

LOL " you guys gotta download these replalys when you get back becauz they will change ur lifeee"

[keyboardsport]

<3 tasteless

[igna7off]

tasteless is the best commentator for me cuz he comments with passion

[BrenttheGreat]

2:09-2:13 = hilarious.

[sansucal]

we love you tasteless :)

[EatSoftBacon]

<3 tasteless!

[Szederp]

His screams are the best!

[ODSTHelljumper]

yamato yamato i dont know if he has the energy thoooooooooooooooooooough

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

[intel classic season 1 i think]

[Szederp]

The best parts are when he sees a dropship or a shuttle being chased by a scourge...he will scream all the way till the scourge gets the shuttle :)

[ODSTHelljumper]

yeah man. when something like that happens i always rewind! actually that would make a perfect signal tone for mobile phones! do you have a link for a vod where that happens?

[rautamuna88]

PYLON rofl

[Tactic111]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT he just left the game

[RoieTRS]

Heh... He still says funny things.

Maybe my co-caster will be Kermit the frog. Or Chubaca.

Tasteless: Oh my god! Jaedong just did a zergling rush!

Chubaca: AAhuuuhaaahuhhh

[Reneg4dez]

OH MY GOD!

[arthainius]

OH MY GOD their so good

[steg111]

2:04 rofl

[DeAdLiNebg]

"God i'm good.They were full with tanks" :)

[vergilvalentine]

WOOOO A PYLON!!!

Cracks me up every time xD

[jebkhaile]

LOL! :D

[omfgbbqlol]

oooh... OOHHWHAAAAAAAT he just left the game xD

[kidpwnz]

hahahahahahaha tasteless is to fucking imba.

[fallenseraph277]

hahahah this is amazing. it starts off with his trademark "THIS IS SO PIVOTAL IM NOT EVEN KIDDING!!!!!"

and then it jus keeps gettin better and better. i laughed lik the entire video

[ZOMGOWNED1]

Tasteless < ALL

I WANTED TO CAST NAKED

[BlitzXSC]

lol i think ZOMGOWNED1 meant >, it was a mistype

[jasumirp]

Did you even watch the video? What memes does he spout? He pays absolutely no attention to any /v/ memes. Tasteless is totally original and awesome. Seriously kid, go back to /b/ where you belong. He is currently banging all the women in Korea so i highly doubt he is a fag either. and Starcraft is the peak of competitive gaming, there is no other game in existence that requires more skill. gg.

[uazararzbazit]

TASTeLESS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!

[SinnerChrist]

hahahaha, absolutely brilliant

[EnsignN7]

YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR SHUTTLES!

[Drueeee]

ooo a pylon

[hooters69d]

got get out of there dt! gotta get out of ther!

[JasminLeblanc]

Starcraft tournaments would be soooo boeing without his commentaries.

[BrenttheGreat]

2:08-2:13 is hilarious.

[bloodmoor]

Tasteless is a God among men.

[HURPAJURR]

I FUCKING LOVE TASTELESS!

[Chaosfenrir]

Tasteless is the man.

[danimal003]

I think that 50% of my enjoyment of the Star Invitational was because of how awesome Tasteless' commentary was. I really have enjoyed how well he can inform us noobs as to what to look for and what each move means. Yay tasteless!

[Shodil]

Seconded, I hadn't played SC in a few years but when I was watching the live streams with him commentating it was like I never stopped playing.

[sturmo42]

lolz

[CKOCKMONGLR]

Tasteless as the commentary in the Star invitation was awesome. Guy is fucking hilarious

[aaronhedberg]

Whoa, that wuz so kewl... so where the hell can I get more of tasteless tastefull comentarries?@!

[exxmodel]

such a stud

[smurfaka]

Hahahaha that was so funny

[kagetsu7788]

LOL "i once saw him rip a noobs heart out because he asked what race he played"

[DJbonedog]

These are hilarious XD

[jacobjulin]

<3 tasteless

[FTKFTK]

he's the john madden of starcraft.

[dondiablo]

"oooh oooooh WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT he just left the game" got dam that's epic.

[Swatyo]

funny commentary !

[Demolasha]

this guy is the best commentator around man he rocks

[eeezb]

"apple epic seizure ROFLOLol" tasteless is the best english commentator ever...Can't wait to hear him commenting korean proleague in Korea..HIS IN KOREA WOOOOT!!

[inuyashae2]

that would be "epileptic seizure" actually

[eeezb]

@inuyashae2 = yea I know I didn't know that word at first ok..nor ever know it was some kind of disorder

[Tempestone]

lol apple epic seizure

[drainoftheage369]

that seizure was apple epic man

[GulfCoasta09]

is there a way i could find this wcg events on a purchasable dvd? or something of that sort...

[loophole64]

"for some reason PP wasn't installed on this machine." LOL

[meathook3000]

Hehe, but you missed the "this is the special ed. unit dragoon" in one of the Midas games.

[dayumazn]

Funny guy lol. SC is a great spectators sport.

[VultCtrlDefeat]

tasteless is one thing that got me playing SC :d

[ho33es]

that was awesome

[PSdualwielder]

i used to think this guy is just psychotic, especially that game where he goes non-stop uh uh uh uh uh. Turns out hes quite good too, good humour, but when it comes down to just starcraft, klaz goes more in depth and provides more information on the macro strategies and player backgrounds and statuses.

[feanbean6]

MUTALISK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[LionRageA]

Yes He's definetly my favourite,quite open minded(not geek)

[foeffa]

Gotta love Tasteless. :) Klazart might be technically a fraction better but Tasteless 's humor is unbeatable.

[Sinekyre14]

Best shoutcaster EVER! Come back for WCG 2007!!

Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless! Tasteless!

[organizedcrime]

Haha, Tasteless is fucking awesome.

[Cosbibi]

This guy is a monster! I actually saw this guy eat a nerd's heart out for asking him what race he played.

Priceless :d

[specter290]

wtf dude this guy screams and nah he doenst rock imo.... klaz is good

[Claddyman]

amazing shoutcaster

[KaelthusMR]

MUTILISK RAAAAAAAAGE

[ShadowsWrath0]

>.>

<.<

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

*runz*

[anewfoundthrice]

need someone this enthusiastic for the warcraft 3 cast, bunny is ok but she doesnt know the real technical details, and get into it like him, need an ex pro of some sort.

[jngngshk]

bunny is just eyecandy, like all wimmenz

[Dobbiegr8]

"This guys is a monsters, i mean one time he actually ripped a noob's heart out for asking what race he played." roflmao roflmao

[pandaplush]

classic

[railcgun]

is returning right now to take care of that very possible.. umm... that that that thing that could happen.

kekeke

[lorecolten]

ohh a pylon....

[s3xybaby6324]

lol

[thelawenforcer001]

tasteless rocks!

[ZymoticFreak]

I know this kid IRL... am i cool too? =[

[MiZtaHFaNtaZtiK]

LMFAO "tanks with elephant trunks." LMAO

[mrscheng]

"im not even kidding"

[noob2gosu]

U GOTTA GET OUTA THERE DT!! but if a noob and u dont know what im talking about ^^ lol he is like my hero<3 ^^

[Amperture]

THIS IS A BIG! FREAKIN! DEAL!

[Venim0]

love that guy. best rts caster ever

[caeksauce8]

this guy is hilarious..

[Larviii]

OOOOH I DIDNT SEE THOSE

HAHAHAHA

[BTown2222]

oooo man i cant believe they didnt have teh quotes from teh Live WCG2006 stream that he said during the breaks when he thoguht his mic was off. The most memorable was him and teh co-commentor talkin about how they want 2 fuck 1 of the WCG spokeswomen or a female commentors or something.

[jetaimemina]

I've pissed myself when I first heard him during BWWI.

[ChoboOv]

4:20 nice time

[TheMothMan]

Da Storm Observa'!

[hertzum]

HAHa "Guys you´ve gotta download those replays cause they are gonna change- your- life!" , very funny commentary

[thastiz]

woooww hes soooo funnny lawl

[StarfoxFire]

I love tasteless' description of siege-mode tanks lol elephant trunks

"If you guys think doing BMX tricks on a bike is hard, then you guys haven't played Starcraft yet" - the emboidiment of SC

[jaynemesis]

<3 tasteless best english speaking commentator by far! ill never forget last wcg "THE REAVER IS PISSED!"

[chomigo]

"oooohh! I those"

"I don't know if they are true or aluzinations! Realy I don't know"

[jtardiou]

I LOVE TASTELESS

[Dubbelmackan]

"oooh! a pylon!" ^_^

haha, so awesome!

[jyhluk]

need more xD

[Narc0lepticSloth]

Awesome!!

[poilord]

I loved him as commentator for this years WCG, had me laugh a lot

[KizZBG]

I agree. He's an awesome comentator :D

[mickeyk90]

I had to add this to the Starcraft Group it was just too funny ;P

[llihnroht]

"If you guys could see the player's screens themselves, you'd probably be having, like, an epileptic seizure, because they're going so fast right now." LOL!!!

"You gotta get out of there DT! You gotta get out of there!" ROFL!!!

We need more vids like this on youtube, lol