I found this video by searching up "garrett scanner". It's rare, I know, but after my tedious experiences with being wanded, although agreeably necessary in secure areas, it, for some reason, seems tedious, and makes me sleepy. Sometimes I just think about being wanded(I have been for 4 days a week for 2 years at one job), and thinking about it helps me fall asleep. It's hypnotizing, I swear.
Mogli is going to the state fair, then the guy with the metal detector(The guy is the a security guard at the gate, and he's wearing sunglasses, a straw hat and sunscreen, then scans Mogli and says "Sir, remove any wallet, keys, cigarettes, anything metal ... removes wallet and keys. then scans again. "Sir, go over here by this area... Drop trou', drop trou, do it " Oh. okay, you are good to go sir.
i wish that shit hit you in the fuckin face , you are ruining americas name, what would you do if a military force came to your hood . of corse you would fight back, bin ladins been dead for ten years, 911 was an inside job
@dangodude You're input is highly valued, dangodude, what with all the real world experience you have. Maybe one day when you've done something in your life that you're proud of you'll change your tune, but judging from the mindless drivel excrement coming out of your mouth, the best part about you ran down your mother's leg. Have yourself a fine, good ol' American, Freedom-loving day sir.
Almost 4 years later, 14 total pieces, 5 of which had to be operated on, the rest just floated around in my body through the years gradually making their way to the surface. Still some left though.
@Reddhawk11 I first found the advice of "Oh it'll just find it's way to the surface" a bit of a stretch to but it lightly. But after 14 years I'm shocked to see so much of my shrapnel HAS come out! It does float around everywhere though before coming out! I can't even tell you how much scar tissue it's left in it's wake! They don't tell you about that part. Of coarse the big stuff is still with me.
@johneastmond Yeah most of it has made its way out, looks like a zit on the surface in odd places and once you pick at it a piece of metal falls out, still have a piece lodged in my pelvis though, that one looks to have made permanent residence.
@Reddhawk11 Exactly! Try to explain to somebody, who doesn't know, that it's like a zit. Even show a person who has been eagerly awaiting for a chance for me to "do it" and they see me come to light with a piece of metal they still can't wrap there brain around it. LOL We should search "strange faces made watching shrapnel removal". If it doesn't exist let's make one. LOL
Just an FYI, 2/502 hasn't been a PIR for a long time.The Duece is just called 2/502nd infantry regiment bro. I know I was in Cco 2/502nd from 2002-2006. LuLz at the video though. Good ol' Warriors, still taking it in the ass as usual. True story 1st Plt. Liberators was named after the sex furniture & the motto was Prepare to Get Fucked. 1st Sgt. Beriault came up with the name when he took over as PSG in 2003. If this dude is in 1st Plt. that'd just make me laugh even harder!
It's easy to keep a straight face when thinking "That could be me!"! Is it pinging staples(under bandages)or shrapnel? Doctors still won't remove my shrapnel!!! It gets doctors attention when that thing tones all over my body. O.K., not my Ass! Upper back and all my front.
I just want to thank you for posting this video. What happened to the guy with the shrapnel sucks, but it was really good to see my friend Danny B (R.I.P.) It was nice to hear his voice again.
Hey dude watch me shoot Carl in the ass ready! ~pow pop pow~ Carl: WTF owwwwww!
friends: Stop being gay and shake it off!
The millitary in my mind
U sir who ever shot
Him has balls!
laxbroAlex8 2 weeks ago
@dangodude Come say that to our faces, dangodouche. I call "No Balls".
croftperkins 3 weeks ago
that is carl pilkinton with the wand!!!!
exeller8007 3 months ago
@exeller8007 That is SSG Danny Boeger...RIP Brother...
250511B 1 month ago
I found this video by searching up "garrett scanner". It's rare, I know, but after my tedious experiences with being wanded, although agreeably necessary in secure areas, it, for some reason, seems tedious, and makes me sleepy. Sometimes I just think about being wanded(I have been for 4 days a week for 2 years at one job), and thinking about it helps me fall asleep. It's hypnotizing, I swear.
GBPackerLuke6 7 months ago
Mogli is going to the state fair, then the guy with the metal detector(The guy is the a security guard at the gate, and he's wearing sunglasses, a straw hat and sunscreen, then scans Mogli and says "Sir, remove any wallet, keys, cigarettes, anything metal ... removes wallet and keys. then scans again. "Sir, go over here by this area... Drop trou', drop trou, do it " Oh. okay, you are good to go sir.
GBPackerLuke6 7 months ago
I still have some in my head and right four arm they where worried about trying to remove though,thats why I hate indirect fire,lol!
LOST11B 8 months ago
Its all good bro.When I got hit I took some it in my crotch,half a inch and I would lost my juck,lol!
LOST11B 8 months ago
@dangodude your a dick the fighting for us and all you can say is shit get a life you America jarring shit bag
TheEaglesfan123 9 months ago
i wish that shit hit you in the fuckin face , you are ruining americas name, what would you do if a military force came to your hood . of corse you would fight back, bin ladins been dead for ten years, 911 was an inside job
dangodude 9 months ago
@dangodude You're input is highly valued, dangodude, what with all the real world experience you have. Maybe one day when you've done something in your life that you're proud of you'll change your tune, but judging from the mindless drivel excrement coming out of your mouth, the best part about you ran down your mother's leg. Have yourself a fine, good ol' American, Freedom-loving day sir.
Reddhawk11 8 months ago
forrest gump
indyclone123 1 year ago
Asspnal
nuke583 1 year ago
could you imagine him explaining that one to the medic the first time?
"Yo man where you hit?"
"In my ass!!"
good to see theres always a funny side to a bad circumstance
SgtShnackendale 1 year ago
oww!
burn19ballz 1 year ago
Almost 4 years later, 14 total pieces, 5 of which had to be operated on, the rest just floated around in my body through the years gradually making their way to the surface. Still some left though.
Reddhawk11 1 year ago
@Reddhawk11 I first found the advice of "Oh it'll just find it's way to the surface" a bit of a stretch to but it lightly. But after 14 years I'm shocked to see so much of my shrapnel HAS come out! It does float around everywhere though before coming out! I can't even tell you how much scar tissue it's left in it's wake! They don't tell you about that part. Of coarse the big stuff is still with me.
johneastmond 9 months ago
@johneastmond Yeah most of it has made its way out, looks like a zit on the surface in odd places and once you pick at it a piece of metal falls out, still have a piece lodged in my pelvis though, that one looks to have made permanent residence.
Reddhawk11 8 months ago
@Reddhawk11 Exactly! Try to explain to somebody, who doesn't know, that it's like a zit. Even show a person who has been eagerly awaiting for a chance for me to "do it" and they see me come to light with a piece of metal they still can't wrap there brain around it. LOL We should search "strange faces made watching shrapnel removal". If it doesn't exist let's make one. LOL
johneastmond 8 months ago
glad to see that in the grand tradition of c co 2/505 you guys still know how to find the humor out of shitty situations.
just an old bastard
cdchamp23 1 year ago
is that a sawm249 (squad automatic weapon the wall with your hat on the stock?
kodyman20 1 year ago
@kodyman20 It is an M4 with M203 40mm Grenade Launcher attachment, not a M249.
Reddhawk11 1 year ago
rofl
findsugar 1 year ago
@ManicMike36 haha i know rite
not12u 1 year ago
Google USS LIBERTY.
MrPanterahead1 1 year ago
he got shot straight in the buttock lol
LiLJankie 1 year ago
and forrest gump thinks his shot in the ass was a million dollar shot
ManicMike36 1 year ago
lol forrest gump
kodeeman 1 year ago
Dude, sorry for laughing at your ass XD
Renard380 1 year ago
Ass-shrapnel. Awesome. X3
Airsoft109z 1 year ago
haha! that sucks to get hit in the ass!
TomTom40202 1 year ago
putaria de viado
everluik 1 year ago
poor asshole
MrEinstain 1 year ago
Shrapnel?? or Toys Car Stuck there since he discover self pleasur?
xXwoozyXx 1 year ago
thats a 1 million dollar wound!
gus23a 1 year ago
Do you still have the card to get you through the airport?
pijedinp 1 year ago
Damn, that would be a pain in the ass.
xblJBechen 1 year ago
And there's still metal in me...
Reddhawk11 1 year ago
Just an FYI, 2/502 hasn't been a PIR for a long time.The Duece is just called 2/502nd infantry regiment bro. I know I was in Cco 2/502nd from 2002-2006. LuLz at the video though. Good ol' Warriors, still taking it in the ass as usual. True story 1st Plt. Liberators was named after the sex furniture & the motto was Prepare to Get Fucked. 1st Sgt. Beriault came up with the name when he took over as PSG in 2003. If this dude is in 1st Plt. that'd just make me laugh even harder!
hazonku 2 years ago
@hazonku Thats 505th, not 502. 82nd Abn Div.
Mobbs7 2 years ago
@hazonku Big news! No one cares.
samgoose 1 year ago
@hazonku There is the 2-505th PIR, PIR is Parachute Infantry Regiment. I served 2 tours in Iraq with them so yes, there is still a PIR. H-Minus
jrohrback 1 year ago
@hazonku It actually still is a PIR...I was a PROUD member of C Co. 2/505 PIR. And the guy with the shrapnel IS in 1st Plt...hahah
250511B 1 month ago
i bet it hurts when he sits down! shit!
SR2zero 2 years ago
One gets stitches in THE ASS, not staples.
devastationstation 2 years ago
It's easy to keep a straight face when thinking "That could be me!"! Is it pinging staples(under bandages)or shrapnel? Doctors still won't remove my shrapnel!!! It gets doctors attention when that thing tones all over my body. O.K., not my Ass! Upper back and all my front.
johneastmond 2 years ago
One way of detecting shrapnel is to stop it with one's ass. Looks like friendly fire.
CommanderUTube 2 years ago
how can that guy with the metal detector keep his straight face??.. wtf.lolollolololol
Sh3pardMelody 2 years ago
Thats what I'm sayn...
Aaronator01 2 years ago
He looks so damn serious.
EchoOfAges 2 years ago
probably the medic. They can keep a straight face through all sorts of strange shit. Most of them anyway.
CathyGo 2 years ago
Lieutenant dan!
8av8today 2 years ago 2
BAHAHAHA!!!! that just made my day.
flookie92 2 years ago
Was tha Booger with the wand? I heard he died in a car accident after his 2nd Iraq tour.
siz4sean 2 years ago
Yes and yes.
Mobbs7 2 years ago
It's too bad. I served with him in B -no 2/505 in Afghanistan and Iraq. he was a good kid
siz4sean 2 years ago
I feel soo sad..... he have such a "good person" look on his face.......
Sh3pardMelody 2 years ago
lol dude do i have sharp metal in my ass. Hold on let me check. BEEB. Yeah man.
jdmfreak1992 3 years ago
goddamn. why didn't these doctors use that thing to find the rest of the shrapnel in his ass? Oh my god!
vanPoll 3 years ago 3
I just want to thank you for posting this video. What happened to the guy with the shrapnel sucks, but it was really good to see my friend Danny B (R.I.P.) It was nice to hear his voice again.
A big thanks for all you do.
shrtsweet2385 3 years ago 21
ahhh, somthin bit me!
alexman18 3 years ago 3
ahahaahah thats awesome!!!! respect!!!
broodzakje07 3 years ago 2
goodness me ,, poor thing lol,,
loveistheone 4 years ago
thats a million dollar wound...*grins*
nikkichaffman 4 years ago 13
daamn. i know it sucks he has "shrapnel" in his ass but he's a hottie. <33
valeriemarie711 4 years ago
ROFLCOPTER! Unbelievable.
T300zxmotocrx 5 years ago