Literally Genesis 6

[nancy6ify]

I'd love to see the righteous indignation and wrath from the creationists from this series. This is great. Have there been any responses from creationists? I so enjoy their entertainment value when I'm not pissed off at their stupidity.

[paulchartley]

@nancy6ify To be honest I have had a lot of messages from theists including the more fundamental types saying that they really quite like it and find the series very funny which surprised me.

I would have thought that they wanted to lynch me.

I had one guy called the stigmaiden or similar who missed the point that it is satire and tried to pwn me on several points but he bungled it and my video response to him utterly owned him

:0)

[AthenaSchroedinger]

choking with laughter; this is so very funny!!

[Parabol0086]

This should be a mandatory part of "teaching the controversy" in schools. We show the kids this version and the pathetic, gap riddled Darwinian religion of Evolution. Let the children see what makes more sense.

[Huttate1]

The bible is scientifically correct - we all know that.

Odd that to this day we talk about feeling things in our 'heart' when we mean 'mind' or 'brain'.

Easy to understand a stone age peoples making that mistake but THE CREATOR?

Perhaps it was a typo [or 1056 typos] did god do typos?

[Elliottina]

"Fucketh off into the woods and gopher wood..." GENIUS! This is the best, and funniest version of the bible ive ever heard! Please keep doing it!

[InternetDarkLord]

Q: How do sons of God have sex?

A: In the missionary position.

[litemup67]

fucketh off = genius. :)

[saxmanchiro]

Compilation of fairytales that don't make any sense whatsoever, enriched with violence, misogyny, rape, animal sacrifice, loathing, jealousy, fratricide, genocide, magic tricks, etc. Great script for a horror flick.

Thanks for the great laugh. After driving through the local Sunday morning traffic jams from churchgoers, I need a good chuckle.

[mcrd2001]

Another Masterpiece!

[pilgrimpater]

So men began to multioly on the face of the Earthand only then were any daughters born. oooooh, Cheeky.

[BigIdeaSeeker]

Love the contemporaneously relevant surprise ending!

[Eminemno1fan]

Excellent!

[XXXPopeBenedictXVI]

If I watch this every Sunday does it count as church? Am I now saved?

[OgreVI]

Heh, cliffhanger. Nice one, God.

[yadabub]

I love how when god uses the word "all" he doesn't actually mean all.

All of the people are plotting against me! Ok, maybe it's just that guy down the street due to the fact that I ran over his foot with my car. Almost all of them are plotting against me.

Hyperbole thy name is Yahweh.

[nephthysuk]

I hope you don't get bored if this because I am enjoying it. :-)

[JewTubeUsername]

How could Noah have been perfect if he was already afflicted by original sin?

Why the hell did an alleged Jesus had to be created and destroyed if people like Noah were able to be perfect regardless?

Also, his flood purgin plan didn't work out so well, did it?

Cause not only are we still the evil shitbags we used to be before the flood (sans giant cock, though Ron Jeremy would probably say otherwise), the concept of other gods and idol worship and Babel came AFTER it,so it worsened actually

[rationalmuscle]

@JewTubeUsername Great questions. Let's see.... 1. Because "righteous" doesn't REALLY mean "righteous." That's obvious, right? 2. Because no one 'after' Noah was perfect? Or perhaps Yahweh raised his standards of perfection? Or... Jesus? (that's always a good cop-out answer.) 3. No, and one would think he'd seen that one coming as well.

Pass this by, say, NephieFree and you'll get, "Atheist moron, you can't understand the ways of the Lord." In other words, stop asking rational questions.

[yadabub]

@JewTubeUsername Since god gets to decide what perfect is, it is whatever he says that it is. Your other questions are easy as well. Killing is what god likes the most. Why he bothers to come up with "reasons" to kill is the big question.

[Wordavee1]

@JewTubeUsername

God obviously made the mistake of allowing Noah to take his family. HEemight have been "perfect" but his sons & wives obviously weren't; as they were the breeders, they just carried on the "evil", which lest's face it, is ANOTHER of god's mistakes. I suggest a course in forward planning before the carries out the rapture, 'cos we don't want THAT going wrong, do we???

[gorgomadness82]

@JewTubeUsername Well, those are minus points for god, not for us, because he "accepted" our "evil" nature, doesn't he? Not even Jesus' sacrifice(thing is curious because he already knew he was going to revive, so nothing he didn't expected happened) worked as it was supposed to. Humans are not the failure, we are as we are supposed to be, at least accordig to your god. To me it seems that god is omniscient just when it fits him best. Convenience...many HUMANS behave that way...hmm

[mrblacksheep1o1]

Finally a proper interpretation of the good book.

[macnutz]

Holy cow! Great series.

[GoblinXXX]

@macnutz And this chapter does mention cows again. You know how god loves cows.

[macnutz]

@GoblinXXX Oh yeah, even in Genesis he made "cattle" right away. Odd how cattle existed before agriculture.

[GoblinXXX]

@macnutz Sounds like a lot of BULL to me. ;)

[teavea10]

As long as a full size ark is being built some experiments should be done. I'd like to see if a balance of animal pairs and food filling the ark can be kept alive by four married couples staying inside it for one year. I think creationist couples would have the best chance. I'm sure baraminologist could identify quite a few distinct kinds to put on board.

[rationalmuscle]

@teavea10 Did you read about that Danish (I believe) family that built "an exact replica" of the Ark and floated it down a river?

And, by "exact replica" they meant they used a metal bottom, a crane or two, and made it 1/3 the size. Minus the T-Rex, of course.

[teavea10]

@rationalmuscle I had not heard of that one. But I would like to see this next one made windows in the side so visitors could see the four couples caring for the animals during the year long experiment. It could be done similarly to Biosphere 2 project in Arizona.

[Wordavee1]

@rationalmuscle

Big wooden ships have lots of structural problems, flexing causes leaks, and the longest, all-wood ship was at least 100ft shorter than the ark. So not only were the 8 folk on the ark coping with feeding, watering and removing the sewage from all the animals, they had to pump out the sea-water too. Maybe the elephants helped!

[rationalmuscle]

@Wordavee1 I'm sure the T-Rex male tossed a few claws in to do his duty as well. The female was busy collecting the carrots they would eat later in the day. : )

[Wordavee1]

@rationalmuscle

He He!

[Wordavee1]

Hee Hee!!

[Danthaman1971]

You should do the entire bible this way and years of fun shall be ahead of us!..

And there was much rejoicing...

[Phoobar1]

It all makes much more sense the way you put it.

[TheFeltbegone]

This is a great series. Oh, and cows don't do what they are told. Stupid stubborn animals.

[talkingprimate]

That voice! It kills me! Not literally..

[meleder]

Funny!!!!!!

[Mattysmyth0593]

Only 2000 Subs????????

[Corneilius5188]

Excellent as always!

[MrRedthief]

God is a monster.

[TheEnglishAthiest]

no sooner do i stop chuckling ovber the last one you put up another, Bravo sir! BRAVO!

[jiberish001]

These need to be animated! :D

[lepthymo]

saw this in my subbox, went *yey*