"Not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks....and were not gonna bother goin home and writin any cuz what are the fucking odds now??" god i love walter!! :)))
a doctor for ppls butts i think.they give men prostate exams to see in they have cancer or something just as bad.they have to stick their fingers up a butt for their job and thats why he kept pointing at jeff.
Never heard of framing and dry-walling (construction)
nellie2581 1 week ago
Never heard of framing and dry-walling
nellie2581 1 week ago
Uphill....in the snow.....with a boner! LMFAO!
Telij38 3 weeks ago
omg im gonna die laughing
RedX99292 4 weeks ago
Oh nick? ...nick and mike..mike and nick.....dumasses. Ahahahahahah hilarious!!!!!
iluvadamlambert1000 1 month ago
speaking of the "doll" Walter mentioned, Jeff doesn't have any female puppets. He should make one!
missAnimalcrazy 2 months ago
@missAnimalcrazy He already has her name is Debbie, you can see her on tour with Jeff or playing his wife in the movie Dinner for Smucks.
coasterjudge 1 month ago
Dear Walter, my wife sits at home all day and won't work. How can I get her to get a job?
Well Milton, you're going to have to die!
ExtremeRulez13 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JeffDunhamOfficial
new from the colonel chicken n tit's
Hayastantzi92 3 months ago
i need medical transportation
Hayastantzi92 3 months ago
jeff you kill me I live in a nursing home I watch you on my computer I get laughing so hard the nurses think I have lost it
TheSandiecrisp 5 months ago 4
I don't give a damn.
SuperMoonSpirit 5 months ago
Well Milton your going to have to die. The way he says it makes me crack up everytime. Lol.
toxicdustroses 6 months ago
Damn top comment spoilers...
camoflage20 6 months ago
What was ur favorite toy as a child....... Dirt lmao hahaha
TheDrey35 6 months ago 3
The reason he's so believable is because he looks suprised at what his puppets say.
Allenluvable 6 months ago 3
uphill....in the snow....with a boner! *lol*
SelenaCullen123 7 months ago 6
5.26 to 5.40 OMG lmao hes so funny
MsBlackdragonrose 7 months ago
new from dee kurnal chicken n tits! lmao!!!
chalepuppies101 7 months ago 2
Nick has a loud voice
zZTrickShotZz 7 months ago
"Dear walter,why is it that i gag when i brush my tongue but not when i give my boyfriend oral sex?"
Thumbs up if u have the same problem...no judgements here
foxynava101 8 months ago
@foxynava101 If i were you i'd whip out 3 things: His dick, your toothbrush......and a ruler
zZTrickShotZz 7 months ago
Hey where are you going sit the hell down, bastard this is tv.
Haha funny
TheIronmaiden11 9 months ago
"obviously your tooth brush is bigger"
infiltraitor2 9 months ago
Yess!! (: I love this!!
hlgibson12 11 months ago
Walter's laugh at 1:20 LMAO
nemesis233 1 year ago
"How The Hell Do Ya Poop The Question?" LOL
number1hulkamaniac 1 year ago 5
"Dear Walter, You look a little frustrated; when's the last time you got laid?"
"Oh crap they're recognizing that's our gay stalker! I NEED MEDICAL TRANSPORTATION!"
jigglysinger 1 year ago
This entire column has just been quoting the show.
**SPOILER ALERT**
masterskyrunner 1 year ago
@masterskyrunner wat the hell does that mean??
briannapixie4 1 year ago
@briannapixie4 It mean that if you scroll down to the comments, all people do is quote the best parts of the show. It's annoying.
masterskyrunner 1 year ago
@masterskyrunner true
briannapixie4 1 year ago
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briannapixie4 1 year ago
we had to walk 5 miles to get a condom up hill in da snow wif a boner lol
MegaEbv 1 year ago 2
poop the question chris u need to learn to spell guess u have to listin from da other end lmao
MegaEbv 1 year ago
pay attention idiot.... lets skip that one lol
MegaEbv 1 year ago
not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks
MegaEbv 1 year ago
got anything for that dumbass
MegaEbv 1 year ago
LMAO!^^
SingerTonya 1 year ago
got anything for that dumbass?
TheMusicmaster14 1 year ago
"Not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks....and were not gonna bother goin home and writin any cuz what are the fucking odds now??" god i love walter!! :)))
kdewberry1958 1 year ago
Genius
J3ofHearts 1 year ago
well obviously your toothbrush is bigger... :))
kdewberry1958 1 year ago
"be nice to the crowd..."
"i dont givah dam >:l.."
"duhahah" *mocks laughter*
lmao thats my favorite part
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
i would love to be there omg :D
walter IS THE BEST
proper
TheStraightMusic 2 years ago
You didn't wash your hands... i don't give a damn!!.... back to you asshole!!!
scorpios1914levski 2 years ago
does he really do all those voices because if he does hes the most talented guy on that industry that ive ever seen
f8j3jn 2 years ago 5
@f8j3jn well duh course he does
NecroGrebert12 1 year ago
I love Jeff Dunham so much.
I really hope he'll come to Ireland and do a show someday... :)
LooiTooi 2 years ago
How come i gag when i brush me teeth but not when i guve oral?.... The toothbrush i obviosly bigger. LMAO
runescapepker9000 2 years ago 5
well obviously your toothbrush is bigger XXXXDDDD
THEBLACKNINJA90 2 years ago 3
i want to see him live sooo bad
keeper693 2 years ago
When I was that age, we have to go 5 MILES to get a condom! Uphill! In the snow! With a boner!
New from the coronel! Chicken N' Tits!
We're not gonna bother going home or writin' anything, Cause HEY! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS NOW?!
Those are my most fav parts of this part! XDDDDDDDDDD
StarlightMoon424 2 years ago 2
Just downright hysterical
JustThatGirl091 2 years ago 2
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phrbarboza501 2 years ago
i love the jeff dunham show
familygu8 2 years ago 2
I have no idea why people hate this guy, he's funny.
Guess they're jealous of his fame.
lucanorian 2 years ago 2
i liked the last joke
cv1460 2 years ago
wat is that at 2:59? i dont even know how 2 spell it..
xHELLOPPLx 2 years ago
a doctor for ppls butts i think.they give men prostate exams to see in they have cancer or something just as bad.they have to stick their fingers up a butt for their job and thats why he kept pointing at jeff.
rockgurl1218 2 years ago
@xHELLOPPLx : A proctologist is a ass
firefool123 2 years ago
@xHELLOPPLx it is a ass doctor
firefool123 2 years ago
LMAO
SOILLINBIGCOUNTRY01 2 years ago 2
nick and mike. mike and nick. dumbasses..
dear walter. why dont chicken breasts have nipples? WHAT? i guess cuz if they get too cold then they will poke a hole in the package...
dear walter. why is it that i gag when i brush my tongue but not when i give my boyfriend oral sex? i guess it because your toothbrush is bigger
MsGooglyEyes 2 years ago 69
new from the coronel chicken and tits
LRHSandNMS 2 years ago 5
@MsGooglyEyes those are the two BEST parts. lmao
legoworrrior 3 months ago
Hahahhsahahahahhah
gabbytwilightgirl 2 years ago
LOL 5:13
dragonruler978 2 years ago 3
well obviously your toothbrush is bigger
lmao
1ecall 2 years ago 6
Well milton you'ar going to have to die that'll teach the bitch
1ecall 2 years ago 54
hes probably rite about her toothbrush being bigger!
ximarino 2 years ago 4
i laugh till i cry watching these vids!
SuperSaiyain4Man 2 years ago 2
lol that fat guy is always there getting insulted :)
runes3ape 2 years ago 2
well obeviously ur toothbrush is bigger
lmfaooo
lovepreet34 2 years ago 5
toothbrush . LOL
WootyWooty13 2 years ago
"after 9 years my boyfriend still hasnt..poped..that says pooped the question" LMFAO
Lostinlove98 2 years ago 5
I can't stop laughing when i watch this stuff it hurts but it is so worth it
abbyrocks100 2 years ago
sweet
princessfeb11 2 years ago
'your tooth brush is bigger'
lmfao
DMCis4ever 2 years ago 6
the sound isn't so good, but i know this show by heart, thanks for all your comedy
gabingm 2 years ago 2
lol
yockman55 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
4th
tylam0n 2 years ago
Har har good proctologist,,,
Vanguard0174 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
second
Rabbayazzaa 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
first!
acefilmer92 2 years ago