"Oh, god! The homo-storm got me!"

[abjectif]

Call the NOM 1.609.688.0450 and leave them a message on the theme of "survival" :

Gloria Gaynor / Reba McEntire / Destiny's Child / inane parts of the TV show Survivor / whatever floats your boat

1) Look up a video on Youtube (or other) that relates to the theme of survival in any way of your choosing

2) hold the phone nearby and dial.

3) Dance while you leave them a message

4) Save message & mark "urgent"

Or fax them Gloria pix at ... (888) 894-3604

We'll survive just fine :0

[Totaltwist]

ROFL LMAO LOL!!!!

[bobby472]

LO fuckin L

[clizzaster]

Awesome stuff.

[mecurt78]

i am an arkensas teacher. OH GOD THE HOMO-STORM GOT ME!!!

[mason000]

Leave it to Colbert. :D

-TM

[OneWorldOneLife]

Great spoof! Thanks for posting!