Swingers Confessional

[gurskyman]

the one that started it all.

[majicman480]

WILL FERRELL IS LEGEND!

[SWI0001]

Sometimes I dream about cheese

[Aticze]

Was this recorded on a fucking calculator?

[luedriver]

I used to go to high school and my puppy died too...

r.i.p. Bobby, I'll always remember you...

[Jambit1987]

I wonder if the devil has an oven :)

[kugal13]

i got the Jim Gaffigan reference hahahahaha

HOW CAN YOU HATE ROBINHOOD???

i also enjoy rob and big too :)

[SincerelyYurz]

haha thxz for sending me the invite-y thing!

u guys r funny =)

[DYvideos]

Jim Gaffigan

[kidcoolfresh]

lol

[GabbsiiGoox3]

Haha love it! "Puppy Pockets" is the Jim Gaffigan refrence obv.

:D

[maiseyyyy]

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! "puppy pocketssssss"

holy crap i love you guys im subscribing

[boston3457]

weird..... but funny

[porcelaindollie27]

haha amazing!

[ForeverxNickyxLove]

Haha. That mannequin "confession" was hilarious!

[JoBrosBlowMyMind]

my favorite was,

i had a conversation with a manequin the other day :]

lmfao.

[sigmonlizard42]

haha heres one

"I wonder if spanish people randomly say hello."

[EnjoyFox125]

lol!

[tribecafilm]

Watch the entire short film The Confession about an Irish lad who gets more than just penance after confessing his sins. YouTube [dot] com/watch?v=tGl5BnAjmxo

[fruitydrink99]

david archuleta hahaha

[xXskyebabyXx]

I love how Dwight just randomly comes up in the conversation(:

[annabellaluvrgurl]

this is really funny!!!

[StephenElwood]

That was actually pretty funny, I laughed.

[xlistentothethunder0]

hahaha,

puppy pockets!

[heytherekeithurban]

what song is in the backround?

[alwaystextback]

?? There isn't a song?

[anthonym2121]

nature sounds?

[EnjoyFox125]

i kno wtf haha

[SalsaShanno]

so many office references... too. much. awesome. to. handle... arrrghhh

[TapCompStar16]

So true about the MTV thing-it stinks now. Very cool vid. :)

[catrific]

Oh my gosh. Your poor PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kazammxx]

Hahaha puppy pocket, Jim Gaffigan is so funny :D

You guys are too, by the way.

[changedmylife07]

puppy pocket!!!

[jayke44557]

hey thanks for the add awhile back your videos are so funny! and the puppy pockets thing is from that jim gaffigan "hot pocket"skit thats some funny shit lol

[valerie2776]

Former Lackawanna County Volunteer Deputy Sheriffs ftw.

[HmetalMmouthS]

YEAH DAVID A!!!

[danishgrl3]

the jim gaffigan reference is the puppy pockets based off of his rant on hot pockets. i know someone already had it but i knew it 2. just thought i'd put it down.

[alwaystextback]

You win!

[mskerripa]

haha love itt :)

[CShillenn]

hi guys Cshillenn here big fan you guys are so great um i'm gonna guess if noone else (hopefully) guessed it "hot pockets" from Jim Gaffigan and i'm hoping i get bonus points for this but "Dwight Shrute" is from "The Office" thanks again guys hope to see more soon. Sincerely, CShillenn

[alwaystextback]

Yesss! Thanks! You do get the bonus 10 points, 2 thumbs up and a gold star!

[oooTOFAooo]

@CShillenn

you seem so nice :)

[kagomeloveshojo]

lol this is sooo awesome

rofl

[JOKebubble]

lmao the guy in the red hollister shirt is hawt. =] too bad his puppy died. ahahaha

[hottrinity]

cool

[miacandy95]

haha ths is funny!

[fhaa3]

the swingers are so funny

[BeanerLaRue]

ha ha ha i want to appear in a swingers confessional! ha ha ha

[alwaystextback]

Swinger's 5 is going to be a big collab video. I'm going to be recruiting everyone and their mom to Swing and give a confession or thought. I'll be announcing it when we do Swingers 4. :)

[thatzak]

lol I love swings.

awesome video Daniel

[alwaystextback]

haha thanks man

[BrittneyPlease]

dwight shchrute.or however you spell it. is hot.

[jhman1]

Oh yah awesome!

[makemebad35rocks1233]

Dwight Schrute!!! he killed Angela's cat...wth, these confessions are really random LOL^^

[Lauralu89XoX]

I used to play loud music....Then my puppy died lol you guys are hilarious, i love your videos

[sabuecw1990]

DAMN i thought it was the british type of swingers [wife swappers] damn it

[d3m0n101]

i lived in a aparatment a my dog at ur dogs

[gpduke03]

yeah, but watch out in volume 3 someone elses puppy dies...lol

[JonnyJuggles]

The jim gaffigan part was 'Puppy Pockets' from his 'Hot Pocket' stand-up.

;]

Great skit.

[gpduke03]

YES! I've been waiting for someone to get the reference! I wrote about it in the video info, so you get a gold star, thumbs up, and ten points!

[TheTwistaSistas]

i hate robin hood. i prefer rob and big. brillant. l0l. love the vid.

[gpduke03]

Thanks...we're gonna do more like this, so if you wanna subscribe to alwaystextback, you'll get more good stuff....Plus I'm gonna put up a new vid on there prob later tonight and it's pretty funny. :)

[rappmastert]

did he say that instead of hello he says guten schlagen? That would mean good hit in german

[gpduke03]

Yeah I just kinda said that and told him to say it's kahsistan, but idk german, so that's funny it actually means something. Thanks!

[sailorstar366]

ha ha another funny one!

[gpduke03]

thanks so much!

[superlupp]

hahahaa

oprahs hot!!..in about 40 billion ways

lol

u guys r great!!

[gpduke03]

thanks glad you liked it!

[wizart49]

i love this, great job

[gpduke03]

thanks so much!

[mrcrazypuppethead]

I got one for you ,"If there's no I in emo then why is it all about them ?".

[gpduke03]

LOL that's great!

[TracyMcSpacy]

haha

[gpduke03]

thanks for checking it out!

[Xanzii]

:D Awsome.  You're super funny, I'm looking forward to new videos. Good luck getting subscribers, I'm totally sharing this video with all of my friends!

[alwaystextback]

Aw thanks so much!! Glad you liked it!

[GuitarPlayerSkaterdu]

Funny ass shit dude! Haha, I love Rob & Big!

Oh and thank for the add!

[alwaystextback]

Sure thing, thanks for checking out the vid!

[TaYlOr0SwIfToFrEaK]

haha. rob & big is my fave. show :)

[alwaystextback]

Haha yeah that show is great. If you wanna subscribe, I'm gonna be putting up a new vid soon and it's gonna be awesome!

[yugotonfludz]

okay, now, lemme just say something...

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

♥

You def have to make vol. 3 okay?

Mwah! Thanks lilas.

=D

[alwaystextback]

Haha don't worry, we're going to.

[yugotonfludz]

YAY!

Sweet, can't wait to see!

=)

[stilldreaming11]

you guys are freakin' hilariouss!

can i request a volume 3?

:D

[gpduke03]

Absolutely! Haha, already planning on it...I've been writing some new jokes.

[varsitycheer15]

lol, "I wonder if the devil has an oven?"

[gpduke03]

Haha yeah...it's a good question..

[WoosterFanGirl]

Here's another good question:

(ahem) Have you heard of HoneyDripSuperSweet? (No, it's not a brand of cereal.)

[gpduke03]

I don't think so, that's funny though I was thinking cereal...I used to work in a drug store and some of those "extra healthy" cereals had some weird names...haha is it a band?

[WoosterFanGirl]

Close.

Well, not close at all actually.

He's a YouTuber. Verrry interesting. (He's British, which - don't tell him i said this - explains a LOT. hehe)

It's just after 2am here. What's it for you?

[gpduke03]

3:10 AM...I love being unemployed...haha

I'll have to look for him, I love foreign accents. Imogen Heap vlogs on here and her voice is just woooooo...haha

[WoosterFanGirl]

Hmm, i think i've been desensitized to accents becuz of growing up watching imported shows from UK, Canada, and Australia on PBS and TLC.

Haha, accents wield no power over this L anymore.

[gpduke03]

Haha...yeah, any girl who speaks in a british accent wins me over instantly. Me and some friends were at applebees for dinner one time and our waitress had just the most amazing british accent...I kept asking questions so she'd talk more..haha and then I left her like a tip that was equal to the amount of money I spent on the meal!! haha

[WoosterFanGirl]

British accents huh? Have you seen my Mr. Tree videos? lol

[gpduke03]

Don't think so, but I'll make a point to do so...I'm assuming there'll be lots of British accents?

[WoosterFanGirl]

Not lots. Just the one. lol

[gpduke03]

That works...1's better than none..haha

[WoosterFanGirl]

Will Ferrell. Yes indeedy!

~L~

[gpduke03]

Yesss!! he is the man!!

[WoosterFanGirl]

Yup. He is da man with da curly 'fro!

[gpduke03]

Seen Semi-Pro?

[WoosterFanGirl]

Not yet. Seen Blades of Glory?

[gpduke03]

Own it..haha and Old School, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, and most all of them..haha although I also have "Stranger Than Fiction" but it's still sealed. That was the last movie me and my best friend went to see before he died, not to be morbid, but I'm keeping that movie special...

[WoosterFanGirl]

i found Blades of Glory a bit disappointing, especially considering how terrific the casting was! i mean really- 'Gob' from Arrested Development!

[gpduke03]

Yeah there were lots of great ppl in that. I really need to watch it again, I haven't seen it since theaters even though I have the dvd...haha

[falloutacademydisco]

alright gn

[falloutacademydisco]

hey daniel talk to you l8ter cause im tiered lol and have to go to school 2morrow *says yay sarcastically* ttyl bye bye lame-o jk jk jk lol hahaha ;)

[gpduke03]

ight see ya!

[falloutacademydisco]

i have been to a

fall out boy concert it was amazing

paramore concert alright

cobra starship i love them!

panic when they were in to the whole circus theme

and a the academy is.. concert they all rocked! oh yeah and im going to a panic concert in june for their album pretty odd cant wait counting down the days =)

[gpduke03]

cool! yeah I can't wait for the new panic at the disco album!

[falloutacademydisco]

hehehe honestly cool good for you ;) hahahaha so what other concerts have you been to?

[gpduke03]

jonathan clay played at my house, good charlotte like 5 years ago, josh kelley a couple times, rob thomas etc

[falloutacademydisco]

you like kanye west? hahaha

[gpduke03]

love him

[falloutacademydisco]

hehe lol what ya doin

[gpduke03]

looking up kanye tickets with my friend...

[falloutacademydisco]

ok? *chuckles a little*

[gpduke03]

Haha yeah...

[falloutacademydisco]

ok im 16 turning 17 in july yay cant wait! i was born here and im british kinda cause my parent's were born there hehe

[gpduke03]

cool both my parents were born in america and so was i...haha

[falloutacademydisco]

alrighty then whats your name my name is nicole i have black/blonde hair your turn

[gpduke03]

daniel....brown hair, blondish in the summer

[falloutacademydisco]

i knw i dnt so why don't i try?

[gpduke03]

go for it

[falloutacademydisco]

well as much as you don't want to admit it you a SUPER SUCKY LAME NERD jk

[gpduke03]

but you don't even know me!

[falloutacademydisco]

see you agree

[gpduke03]

not really..haha

[falloutacademydisco]

really i would i say that u are a bigger lame nerd than i am jk

[gpduke03]

haha i bet...haha

[falloutacademydisco]

yes it would but i wouldn't be the only lame nerd you would also become one ha! jk

[gpduke03]

haha i wouldn't guarantee that...

[falloutacademydisco]

*giggles* yeah your lame but, i have to admit im a nerd jk lol

[gpduke03]

ah ha, so if you're lame too then you'd be a lame nerd..haha

[falloutacademydisco]

yay u finally admitted it ;) jk

[WoosterFanGirl]

Haha, that comment was marked as Spam.

WeirdTube.

[gpduke03]

Haha yeah sometimes when I've clicked on my own channel today it's like "This channel is no longer available." I freak out for a second then click around and it's back. I can't wait for it to make me enter a weird word so I can keep commenting.

[WoosterFanGirl]

Dangit :-/ i've now been sucked into the Spam chain.

Only the video owner (alwaystextback) can mark the comments as Not Spam to save us from DumbTube's evil spell.

[gpduke03]

I'll log in and save us!

[alwaystextback]

Hmm it doesn't show spam on here?

[WoosterFanGirl]

Danggggggggggit. That's weird.

[gpduke03]

Yeah...and I just got a code...caphar!

[WoosterFanGirl]

Well lucky you. That's just what you were waiting for, innit. haha

[gpduke03]

Haha yeah I better keep my fingers ready for the next one, it should be soon! haha

[falloutacademydisco]

hey im so not the lame one here first of all you are the lame one jk ;) hahaha

[gpduke03]

dang...im the lame one.

[falloutacademydisco]

hey why am i the lame one :|

[gpduke03]

cuz you called me lame first..

[falloutacademydisco]

no your lame! lol

[gpduke03]

nope, you're still the lame one.

[falloutacademydisco]

haha good stuff ur lame jk

[gpduke03]

no you're lame!

[falloutacademydisco]

yeah they are my fave song probably would be.. A little less sixteen candles a little more" touch me" haha funny name

[gpduke03]

Yeah that's a good one...I like "dance dance" too and "this ain't a scene" good stuff.

[falloutacademydisco]

oh geez thnks =( yeah fob is awesome

[gpduke03]

Yeah I've liked them for a while...idk what my fav song would be, but their pretty cool.

[falloutacademydisco]

wow that was a lot...... No wonder you didn't want to list them all hahaha. well i like these so called ''emo'' bands especially the academy is.. and fob aka fall out boy and well i also like the smiths and queens of the stone age their pretty awesome oh and fiction plain and um... oh yeah um.. paramore and wait hold on hehe... oh yeah and Cobra Starship. =) hahaha

[gpduke03]

Out of those I don't like paramore, but most the others are okay...I like fall out boy, they're good.

[iluvuwaymuchmore]

hahah your videos are so funny

i loved the david archuletta thing

you guys are hilarious and i love you videos

keep it upp ;]]

[gpduke03]

Thanks so much, I will...I've already started writing jokes for Swingers 3...haha and I got a new vid that'll go up either tonight or maybe tomorrow...Thanks again!

[falloutacademydisco]

ok? =)

[gpduke03]

Haha stuff like Linkin Park, U2,

Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, Jonathan Clay, Steve Means, Jason Reeves, James Brown, Chris Richardson, Death Cab For Cutie, Snow Patrol, Maroon 5, Rascal Flatts, KanYe West, 311, Mat Kearney, Bob Marley, Jason Mraz, Corey Smith, The Postal Service, Lupe Fiasco, John Legend, Fireside Records, The Fray, Rob Thomas/Matchbox 20, The Ending Endeavor, Blake Lewis, Robin Thicke, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder, Corinne Bailey Rae, Jay-Z

[falloutacademydisco]

cool i love patd what other bandss do you like

[gpduke03]

all kinds, so many I couldn't even name them all...

[falloutacademydisco]

yeah me too but im on utube looking up the academy is.. videos (their a band)

[gpduke03]

Yeah I've heard of them...never really listened. I do like Panic at the disco though..

[falloutacademydisco]

hahaha ok? im bored.. anyway whats up

[gpduke03]

nm...just messin around online..

[falloutacademydisco]

what?

[gpduke03]

idk

[falloutacademydisco]

i don't get what you mean by your confused haha

[gpduke03]

Oh wow...

[falloutacademydisco]

what do you mean your confused? hehe

[gpduke03]

now im really confused...

[falloutacademydisco]

what did you say i didn't get you

[gpduke03]

im confused...

[falloutacademydisco]

no im just kidding lol u are awesome but not awesomer than me lol

[gpduke03]

Haha ight ill settle...

[falloutacademydisco]

why do you think?

[gpduke03]

because you said jk haha..

[falloutacademydisco]

thanks Bob Marley lol hehe your awesome 2 not lol jk

[alwaystextback]

haha thanks...i think

[falloutacademydisco]

hehe thanks i know i am awesome lol