Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC comments on squad members (WARNING SPOILER ALERT)

[Indy265]

I'm surprised you brought the GhostRider T'soni. His latest movie sucked.

[Ralokone]

I considered alot of possibilities with the shadow broker

I can honestly say ten foot tall monster was not one of them

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

Liara, I think you ticked him off.

Just a little.

[IncredibleFulk1]

Thank you for bringing Mr. Alenko, Ms. T'Soni. Now we'll never who'd win in a fight between him & Shepard.

[Morlaak]

Thank you for bringing Jacob Taylor, Shepard. It was a Heavy Risk Shepard, but the priiiiize

[GoGoTimeFire]

/looks left /readies weapon /looks forward

[ShadowLegend300]

Thank for bringing A Red Shirt T'Soni...His death won't mean anything

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

Thank you for bringing me the Space Hamster, T'Soni...I am eager to see if it will "Meep" for me....

Shepard: THE FUCK!?!?

[StrawberryOrgasms]

So true about Tali, I never bring her anywhere :3

[RinaSC1]

@StrawberryOrgasms Why? She is so adorable, she's like the little sister I don't have, being the youngest daughter in a house of 3.

[StrawberryOrgasms]

@RinaSC1 Because of that. She tries really hard to be a commando but shes horrible at it. So I keep her safe and let her work on the Normandy :3

[greenbay705]

and now to give my thanks to everyone!!!!!!

[VioletAmber]

howd you get those appearences for them? mods?

[Morlaak]

Thank you for bringing me Kai Leng, T'Soni. His cereal thievery will not go unpunished.

[Indy265]

Thank you for bringing one of those guards from Skyrim, T'Soni. He'll suffer many arrows to the knee.

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me Niftu Cal, T'Soni. He is a great wind that will sweep all before him like a... well, you know.

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me a fish from the Presidium lake, T'Soni. I hear eating one is like screwing Sha'ira

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me an unabridged copy of Elcor Hamlet, T'Soni. Now I have a chance to judge Hamlet by his deeds and not his emotions

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me Jessie, T'Soni. More men have been killed with that gun than died in the Skyllian Blitz. Damn good rifle.

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me the friend-zone turian, T'Soni. I need somebody who respects me, somebody who's going to treat me right. I'm hurting for things to do after work, anyway

[DesGardius88]

This video has produced some of the funniest comments ever! Laughin so hard

[DesGardius88]

Thank you for bringing me Mr. Massani, T'Soni. Now we can all be big goddamn heroes

[lilwyvern4]

0:13 - Locust SMG

0:28 - Carnifex Pistol

[TheRucksackman]

Thank you for bringing me a Whopper t'Soni. Cerberus underestimates the taste of a good burger.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Seeing Grunt with that tiny machine pistol is friggin' hilarious.

[NukeForBinLaden24356]

take a note Mass effect 3, more yahg fights!

[TheBIOPRINCE]

To bad that's the only mention about em, the rest of the time they are like if they were not there, even if you bring Tali or Garrus, one of the things i disliked a lot from this DLC, worse on the Overlord DLC, there only legion gets an special but short mention...

[LiberalIntervention]

He's damn right about Tali.

[Linkforlife199]

I wonder what he says about Kasumi if the greybox was destroyed.

[BuildMyGallowsHigh41]

@Linkforlife199 "Even blank greyboxes are worth a fortune", he knows even that

[juli77o]

@BuildMyGallowsHigh41 Strange, to me, he sait the same think,although i destroyed the graybox

[motorhead522]

Loool poor Tali

[GoGoTimeFire]

Out of all the things he says about the team members, it still cracks me up how he clowns on Tali, lol.

[Djirenzo]

those special squad skins are only for pc, right?

[Vordreller]

Miranda's hair looks blond in that vid...

[SpectreGuy1997]

@Vordreller mods.

[shewasfire]

T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI T'SONI

[AsG1989]

ok guys stop reloading your gun midway everytime he talks about you

[Matt561]

Thous are some nice skins

[reserva250]

That is one thankful monster, geez

[Deathhawken]

SB: Thank you for bringing me Booker T, T'Soni. His Inane comm-

Booker: Shadow Broker, We Comin' fo' you, nigga!

SB: Huh?

[lanied57]

Thank you for brining the turian counciler T'Soni, I needed someone to dismiss claims of my existence

[godsmight10]

@ 3:35 Shepard says "Why did you have to piss of the very large alien?"

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

At least you brought me both Shepard and Kanye West T'soni.

[GhostSnake]

@GreasemonkeyCGI Yo SB I'm happy for you and Imma let you finnish, but Liara T'Soni is the greatest info broker of ALL TIME!

[WillViper777]

How did you give the team mates different colours?

[RyuYoung]

@WillViper777 Mod Name: Read the Description

Created by: General Knowledge

[darthgueedo]

What the fuck? Is Garrus supposed to be Nihlus' twin brother now? LOLZ

[LordManda2]

Thank you for bringing Yeoman Chambers T'soni, now I can have someone to tell me when I have unread messages at my private terminal :D

[SoilderofChirst]

Thank you for bringing me Mr. Mason, T'soni Now I can finally learn what the numbers mean.

[Spanner1971B]

Thank you for bringing Garrus, T'soni. I have some calibrations he can run for me.

[gekko88]

02:27  Don't insult Tali!!!

[Thongger]

Liara: 'or a pet... how am I doing?' *smirk*

*Shadow Broker stands up and towers over everyone*

Shepard: damn it liara! D:

[lazylazymule]

was that a blonde miranda? weird.

[VampireSlayer94]

@lazylazymule its kinda funny as in the original concept art for ME2 she was drawn with blonde hair

[ShayLee0501]

@lazylazymule My Miranda is a tanned blonde. They supposedly made her look like her voice actress, but in real life she's better looking and a blonde bronzed Aussie. I just restored her since us Aussie girls have to stick together. Couldn't have her looking all pasty. Even space travel can't take the sun from an Australian.

[lazylazymule]

@ShayLee0501

I know about yvonne strahovski. but the black hair kinda completed her whole "femme fatale" look...

[PuppetierMaster]

Thank you for bringing me a Sandwich T'soni. I'm quite hungry.

[zorrgon56]

I think ashley likes tali as a friend because when on the first normandy she only said she didnt like garrus and wrex having full access, said nothing about tali.

[PuppetierMaster]

@zorrgon56 Because Tali has a shotgun

[TJH091]

The whole team is there? so thats where they go when the crew gets taken away..

[crazyrabbits]

Thank you for bringing your entire set of squadmates, T'Soni. Their deaths will cripple Cer-

(pause)

(14 guns are all leveled at the Broker)

Wait, WHAT

[GoGoTimeFire]

@crazyrabbits lmao!!!!!

[Darkmaker443]

Shadow Broker: AAAAAUGH!

Liara: We...killed him! Yes! We-

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Liara: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

[BananaFriedRice]

Haha has anyone noticed how when the Broker comments on each character they go to reload/turn the safety off their weapon? The only one who doesn't seem to do this is Grunt (his weapon is always safety off!)

[lildickheads]

i dont think i will ever forget the word T'soni

[teddtbhoy2]

3:39 BLARG

[itamar105]

Thank you for bringing Fox News,Tsoni I had enough off video game sex scenes .

[Tridda21]

3:36 FUCK YOU BITCH

[TriforceHand11]

Miranda as a blonde? WTF?

[Verpine42]

@TriforceHand11 Miranda's vocie actor is blonde and the first appearance of Miranda was blonde as well. I'm assuming that its a mod to bring back the first hair color.

[TheScottishwolf]

lol mods on garrus and miranda

the dr

and AH YES REAPERS

[YunaAoki91]

I got the "their deaths will cripple Cerberus" dialogue after I had given the finger to the Illusive Man. A bit misinformed, aren't we, Shadow Broker?

[GhostSnake]

Thank you for bringing me Ms. Goto, T'Soni. I couldn't afford her DLC.

[Shwangk]

Just what i was looking for, ty!

[yubarta1]

Thank you for bringing me Harbinger, T'soni. he will be a nice pe-

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Shadow broker: fañlklndkgbxskjsxdkgajltcklrhc­vhfkcbgfxhghkhgxr YESS MASTERRRRR

[enterprise0709]

3:28 i think he's gonna blow!

3:36 told you so...

[KamiKaZantA]

Damn, that voice is pure gravel-gold!

[VirusVescichetta]

Why is Grunt the only one who thought to cock his gun beforehand?

[iammaac1]

epic voice is epic

[ginganinja714]

On second thought, T'Soni, that's a lot of people. Truce?

[Geri2033]

wait,garrus is modded

[CharmieKid]

He needs to clear his throat......

[ClassicToonFan64]

Thank you for bringing me this video, Coruscant0.

[PinoyPogiman]

Thank you for bringing Cake, T'soni. it was a lie after GLaDos attempted murder against chell

[scinex]

Thank you for bringing me T'Soni, T'Soni. Your edited save file will net me quite a profit.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Thank you for bringing me Dr. Solus, T'Soni. I get to hear him sing Gilbert and Sullivan for me whenever I want!

[hippiehatr]

Thank you for bringing me Ashley Williams, T'soni, Word has it she is a good lay. (Shepard shoots him in the face)

[bungienintendo500]

thank you for bringing me Mr. masani. him and Shepard will miss being big god damn heroes!

[50Calabyte]

That fucking thing is scary looking.

[iansparks97]

@ricolen1 that's depressing no Cerberus network did u see arrival

[TheShnuckums]

is the squad wearing DCL outfits?

[2576422]

Thank you for bringing Archangel, T'soni. He still hasn't finished his calibrations.

[Filipjphry]

@2576422 LMFAO

[vodkaization]

When I first saw his shape I thought he was a Salarien on steroids (just look at his head the top looks like a salarien)

[Shadowrun71]

I just love the fact that apparently Miranda is fine after being douched on by that big ass desk.

[RicoLen1]

gah... I hate being poor. I got this on the xbox, but there's no way I can afford all the DLCs... really would love to have Kasumi, & Zheed & Liara :(

[shtdragon]

@RicoLen1 Zaeed is free.

[RicoLen1]

@shtdragon maybe if you bought the game new and have some kind of promo code. I bought it used for $15, no promo code included.

[CharmieKid]

Shadow Broker: "Actually, fuck that, i'm not going up against an entire squad!"

[Nightmarevincent]

never saw those costume before, and garrus with nihlus's face?

[Stuathain1]

At least you brought me Miranda, Tsoni. She is quite...

(Puts on Sunglasses)

ASStounding!

YEAH!!!

[WubwubDubstep]

You brought me the Turian, Tsoni? I'm surprised he wasn't in the middle of some... calibrations...

[JavisJared]

@WubwubDubstep

Calibrate this

*puts on sunglasses*

*gets hit by flying desk*

Yeah?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

Thank you for bringing me Det. Caruso, T'Soni. With these revelations in addition to knowing all about all of you and the weather we're having, I understand how this can all be...

*Shadow Broker puts on decocle sunglasses*

...shocking.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!

[IGiveAndYouTake]

Shadow Broker: "I am not sure why you brough that Turian T'soni, he always complains..."

Turian: "YOU SHADOW BROKERS ARE ALL RACIST!"

[ronnoc360]

2:09 WOW! How did you recruit Nihlus?

XD

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@ronnoc360 Different skins. See, Miranda is blonde, and at least Grunt and Zaeed are all wearing armor you can't get in the game. PC players always do this.

[ronnoc360]

@PissingPeopleOff1 I know. I was just joking around. I also knew that it was a PC game. Don't worry. I"m not just an ignorant internet... ignoramus.

But, as I would appreciate a thank you if i were in your position, so thank you. That applies to your reply IF i were an idiot, to satisfy your desire to please, or to mock my potential idiocy on the internet.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@ronnoc360 Ah, well, I've met people dumb enough to believe that. No offence intended.

[ronnoc360]

@PissingPeopleOff1 No offense taken. I can fully understand your impression. Now may your day be fine, and you frag well.

[JavisJared]

@PissingPeopleOff1

'Cuz it's cool

[mikiroony]

"I'm glad you brought me Conrad Verned, Dr. T'Soni... Wait, WHAAAAAT??

[FrankinKal96]

And then I hit him with 7 black holes.

[FrankinKal96]

Man, I didn't get to hear any of these- I was too busy spamming black holes at the fucker.

[Sniperguy66]

Thank you for bringing me Mr. Massani, T'Soni. I will enjoy saying that five ties fast.

[knux0037]

Thank you for bringing me Joker, T'soni. It will be most interesting to throw him down the stairs.

[Android2137]

2:13 Archangel? ...But... That... looks like... Nihlus?

And does Shadow Broker say anything different if you didn't do Kasumi's loyalty mission yet?

[JetAge96]

how did you get those clothes for squad members

[0megaFin]

@JetAge96 when you complete their loyalty mission each one gets alternative suit

[JetAge96]

@0megaFin

yes but they dont look like this

lets say zaeed haves after loyalti mission red clothes

but in this video he haves cerberus marking on his chests

[0megaFin]

@JetAge96 well if he plays this on pc.. he can always download mods

[vmvlkc]

Thank you for bringing me Conrad Verner, T'Soni. His wanna-be-a-Spectre schtick will be hilarious in Mass Effect 3.

[CptPakundo]

Changed Agenda, huh?

Morinth.

[Specterish]

Thank you for bringing me what everyone on what is essentially my shopping list, T'soni.

[DerrickVillanueva]

just finished this <3

[RiskoVinsheen]

Shadow Broker: Thank you for bringing me Mr. Sheen, T'Soni. His tiger blood should prove beneficial.

Charlie Sheen: Winning!

[GhostSnake]

@RiskoVinsheen Thank you for bringing me Mr. Sheen, T'Soni. The Illusive Man will pay a huge ransom for his son.

[jerkfromjersey]

how many people did you bring T'soni?

[albinomonkey27]

SB: thank you for bringing george washington

thank you for bringing the oceans 11 george clooney

thank you for bringing walt disney's head

thank you for bringing austin powers

ap: YEAH BABY YEAHH

sb: ok maybe not

[albinomonkey27]

@albinomonkey27

ap: so miranda do i make u hor--

mir: i swear to god if u say that one more time ur heads going to the sun

shep: AUSTIN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY

ap: o liara u dont hav hair but do u want to shag

li: wats that?

shep: *throws austin in air lock and sends him to dark space* there finally

li: wats shagging

shep: DAMN U AUSTIN POWERS

[Arcian]

Tali got burnt.

[LastOptionPils]

Thank you for bringing me this meme T'soni, I'm not sure if it's humorous or annoying, but I will find out.

[KopperNeoman]

Thank you for bringing me... wait, who the hell is this?

Customs Turian: You yahg are all racist!

[heatran1919]

Thank you for bringing me Halo, T'soni. Eh kills aleins, and doesn't afraid of anything.

[GhostSnake]

Thank you for bringing me Harbinger, T'Soni. He's -ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Lostwinddragon]

First time played and he stood up.

*O shit hes a big one. O shit he thew the desk like a rag doll. Well super shit he just K.O. Legion. *

[TheChuchulainn]

Thank you for bringing Sergeant Williams, T'soni, I needed a racist zealot on my team.

Thank you for bringing Captain Anderson, T'soni. He punches Udina and doesn't afraid of anything.

Thank you for bringing the Weighted Companion Cube, T'soni. I just get so lonely sometimes...

Thank you for bringing Tupari, T'soni. I want to bring my ancestors back from the grave.

Thank you for bringing Saronis Applications, T'soni. This is my favorite store on the citadel.

[TheChuchulainn]

@RepublicofTim Whatever.

[0Maloy1]

@TheChuchulainn Lol, why does everyone call Ashley racist?

The only semi-racist thing was in regard to humans always choosing their own kind over aliens, which, she never said she would, she simply said most humans would.

and thats actually pretty logical.

[TheChuchulainn]

@0Maloy1 She didn't even trust aliens on the Normandy, when it was obvious they all wanted to stop Saren as much as the human crew - and besides, the Normandy was co-developed with turians. Plus she said humans should "go it alone". What does that even mean? Become a rouge state like the batarians? Kick aliens off earth?

"They're saints and jerks, just like us" -Kaiden

[0Maloy1]

@TheChuchulainn Well, 20 years Ago Turians were at war with the humans.

Plus, the Council WAS holding humanity back,(although their reasons are understandable the are not justifiable)

The most I'd give her with is, doing her duties too well. As one would need to be just a bit cautious around members from another military, but thats too be expected as she was always trying her best to improve her family's name.

[Ruosteinenknight]

@0Maloy1 Council gave humans considerable concessions, two of those being forcing Turians to pay reparations over first contact war(Though Turian Hierarchy refused to pay interest) and declaring the skyllian verge to open human colonization, even though batarians had all ready colonized it and had been associate members almost two thousand years longer on the citadel. Though with Ashley her nationalism is actually one of defensive layers.

[Ruosteinenknight]

@TheChuchulainn Strong nationalist is what I'd described of her. So strong that it borders stupidity. Though I suspect her Nationalism is simply just surface since because stigma of her family history was so strong, that she used that as a way of telling that she was just as good as rest of the people serving in her unit. She however draw the line with Terra Firma-party calling them "Xenophobic jackals" and was offended when she was compared to them.

[Ruosteinenknight]

@TheChuchulainn Some change of her attitude has happened, though. In ME3 Ashley has managed to overcome her family history and prejudices: she's been transferred as a Spectre, regardless what kind of route shepard took in Me1. There was some hints of this as in me2 she had received medals from Turians and Salarians for her actions in virmire. News clip said that she had took pride of serving with non-human crew and said that "Humans or aliens, we're all just animals"

[Ruosteinenknight]

@0Maloy1 When I heard that metaphor about hunting dogs as cannon fodder....big LOL there. Apparently Ashley hasn't hunted anything nor owned a dog. Where I'm from, hunters treat their dogs more of a partners than possession or tools, and go pretty far to ensure their safety. Of course some say our views of proper hunting is different than rest of the world, but Ahsley has got it all wrong if she thinks hunters use dogs so that they'd attract lightning.

[0Maloy1]

@Ruosteinenknight Point taken, I personally trust my dog more then most people lol. But, she does provide a fair point, and even though it isn't right, that doesn't make it any less true =P

[shadow11479]

@TheChuchulainn

funny, i see a tohou reference.

[TheChuchulainn]

@shadow11479 A what reference?

"Googles touhou*

A what reference?

[TheChuchulainn]

Thank you for bringing me the Illusive Man, T'soni. His death will cripple Cerberus.

[zsmith2100]

the next step is to have a yahg team member in mass effect 3

[asaqe3]

Thank you for bringing Wrex T'Soni, the death of the Urdnot chief will ensure another power vacuum for my agents to exploit.

Thank you for bringing Kaiden Alenko T'soni, his potential as an L2 can be used.

[purplehayabusa]

at 0:12 shepard holds up a Locust SMG from the Kasumi DLC with warp ammo on... at 0:28 he has a Phalanx hand cannon.... SOMETHING DOESNT SEEM RIGHT

[OWNS45]

I remember when He stood up, that was my  "OHSHITHE'SBIG" Moment.

[dirtyKIMOCHI]

i remember dropping the controller the moment the Yagh stood up lol

[sarttan]

Thank you for bringing me the dislikers T'Soni. I'll erase their files so that their dislikes never existed, before they cease to.

[GhostSnake]

Thank you for bringing Miss Chambers, T'Soni. My private terminal needs a manager.

[Cephas]

@GhostSnake Thanks, but no thanks for bringing Miss Chambers, T'Soni. I really do not need the scale itch.

[DANNYBARE2]

Shadow Broker: Thank your for brining me the Turian councillor, T'soni. He wil...

Turian Councillor: Ah yes the shadow broker, a mysterious figure who has information on everything, we have dismissed that claim.

[albinomonkey27]

@DANNYBARE2

sb: WAIT NOOOOOOOO *sucked into a realm were he doesnt exist and meets the reapers*

shepard: u no u could hav done that earlier

councilor: ah yes shepard a hero to the galaxy and destroyed the collectors supposidley dead we hav dismissed that claim

shepard: NOOO *sucked in with the reapers and shadow broker* o crap

[TheScottishwolf]

@DANNYBARE2 lol comment win

[GenesisRider117]

Thanks you so much for posting this vid. I had always wondered what the Shadow Broker says to each of your companions!

[DogOfHades]

Thank you for bringing Mary Tsoni, T'Soni. I heard that her performance in the ancient earth vid "Dogtooth" was excellent.