Taco-Man - The Game Master - Sonic the Hedgehog

[L48851]

lol 4:11 i bet alot of kids will do it 0.0

[hsshall]

0:20 yes blast i'm on the phooooooone

[jjkk11999933222233]

I thought tails and Knuckles were ok as Sonic's companions. I can accept Shadow and Amy as well, but the rest can go fuck themselves.

[darkside9799]

i love how taco man says "Sheesh!"

[VinsterSonify]

Legend of Zelda beats them all.... just sayin.

[ThatRandomGuyAndCo]

"I can't imagine how this is gonna turn out." So good.

[retardkiller4]

every one loves 3D sonic games. why is he sad

[DarkClownJester]

184 people don't do Cocain!

[Matthew0626ful]

I meant time

[Matthew0626ful]

How did they save sonic from drowning in enough Tim

[terceljr]

as thus how sonic generations was born X D

[Kuroneko388]

This was very funny. Tho you probably should have put an anti-drug thing at the end. Just so ppl won't bitch too much.

[greentrump1]

That's the lesson, now shut up.

[Aw3s0m3P0n13z]

why does sonic look like kristen stewart????

[MrTerumi12]

good ol' cocaine. XD

[DEADPOOL2125]

weegee turns into taco man

lol more like trolol

[alexmb1997]

I guess he suffered from depression ever since Sonic 2006

[101superchao]

@alexmb1997 sonic 06 is why. the game after that 06 were good

[infinitycheese54]

after watching this i took cocain

[MinerOfColombia]

taco man says shadow sucks...

(grabbing gun)

(fires)

[alexsweeley]

@MinerOfColombia Aren't you mature...

[TheGoldDarkRai]

LOL all the ones that disliked are either lonely mothers with no other things to do or just whiny kids/ nerds with nothing to do.

[GpaulLoL]

but but but shadow was the best sonic character

[SomethingSimsy]

@GpaulLoL *nods* same

[supersoraman14]

@GpaulLoL shadow is a emo fag :P

[pvamosaa]

didn't belive they would put in jet

[SweaterSwagg]

Oh how the might hath fallen lol. And it doesnt help that Sonic Team has pissed all over Sonic 4.

[Whowuntstoknow21]

Knuckle's head looks like a pancake...XD

[narutosonicrealm]

Taco Man: remember kids, if you're ever feeling down, do drugs! especially cocaine.

Blast: umm-

Taco Man: shut up that'sthe lesson.

Me: XD worst moral ever.

[shilze1]

BUT YOU GUYS, ON THE OTHER HAND.... you do not respect the hedgehog who has been through so much just the aim for what you want. THAT IS WHY SONIC IS DEPPRESSED!!!

[shilze1]

@991yugioh

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

where the hell did you get that? i LOVE GENERATIONS. i love EVERY SONIC GAME!!!!!!!!!!

[gtaguy12345]

SONIC THE FREAKIN HEDGHOG?!

[iceman2001383]

Weegee

[INVADERxDIB]

i have to agree with taco man. if i am down, the cocaine probably helps

[m4c43ver]

U sonofa..! dont you ever... and i mean EVER make me have a heart attack because i smashed through my last computers monitor cuz of that weegee suddenly appearing there!

[gimmetacos88]

Why doesn't tacoman wear pants?

[gtaguy12345]

sonic the freaking heghog?!

[zombiefighter5]

just so you know why would i want drugs anyway

[zombiefighter5]

DON'T DO DRUGS! If you wanna stop drugs it's really hard to stop.

[stolickilla41]

I'm Gunna go do some cocain

[Gunnerluix2]

wait.... so dr.robotnic.....eggman.....wha­tever right

wants only to run because he love sonic to chase him....

o_0 yeah right..

[Jimmyfresshhtube]

what's the song at the end?! 8D

[sonic1537]

I made cocaine and I lost my home because of taco-man... im trying to explain that!

[SkullMan853]

WEREHOG ON COKE?!?!?! HOLY HELL

[Chaft015]

this is a very bad video, don't do drugs kids !

also sonic is awesome

[crocodileman94]

3:28

[loleyeduntcare]

kids watch this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKingbhavik]

@loleyeduntcare DONT WORRY DUDE IM 10..

[TheRealSonicVa]

@TheKingbhavik IM 10 ALSO!!!!

[stringanime]

That is really messed up with the coke joke at the end. Especially seeing as Coke will be made legal one day. Kids watch this stuff, that's really messed up.

[KevonoT]

@stringanime Someone hasn't had their hit for the day

[stringanime]

@KevonoT Haha, that's something Taco man might say! Wow, are you him?

[theshredder39]

when the flash back sequence came up i was actually expecting a comedic scene where Tacoman is stuck in the rising water section in Chemical Plant Act 2 and he rages at his failures

[coolmankook40]

@theshredder39 you too

[1234567890beatles]

Sonic: So Doctor, how can I get rid of my depression?

Doctor: How about Sonic Unleashed controls without the werehog, no more storybook stories, no complex or lame story, no weapons, and let's change Tails's voice.

Sonic: Okay.

Two years later

Doctor: Alright Sonic how do you feel?

Sonic: I'm back b****!!!!!

[5444Dude]

LUIGI!

[lankton00]

I will taco man I will

[CinosTheHedgehog2000]

Sonic rules and so do his friends!

[SkieBluFox]

I wouldn't mind having Big the Cat as a friend. Hell, he'd at least be less annoying than every other character Sega's created so far. :V

[RandomClashers]

Love it!!!

[duesx187]

yo taco, respect the Knuckles..

[flakyhappytreefriend]

oh sonic I use to love you so much, but now your just an annoying cocky hedgehog. Sega at least put sonic in his proper place.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

@flakyhappytreefriend

Play Sonic Colors & Generations and stop bitching.

[AlfredGamer1]

Do drugs when your depressed? Piss off! I don't take drugs, well medicine to keep me awake and asleep, but never any drugs that do me harm to my health. It is the silliest concept ever.

[holycrap989]

LOL REVERSE WEEGEE

[undeadmonsterwil]

at 00:51 press cc then transcript audio then press play again and have a laugh

[yellowcard8100]

@991yugioh I actually thought that Sonic Generations was a great game -_-

[991yugioh]

@yellowcard8100 I know, the game is awsome.

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

@991yugioh lmao

[shilze1]

@everyonewholikesthis fuck you ALLLLLLLLLLLLL! THIS IS THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTMENT OF EVERYTHING!

[991yugioh]

@shilze1 What are u saying? U don't like Sonic Generations?

[TheHamhamman]

reverse weegee?

[EliroX904]

Megaman is better than both Mario and Sonic.

[TheDeathsniper1]

i feel high when i watch this...

[GAMERSQUEAKER]

incredible

[Silver77cyn]

SEGAaaaasasasaaa!!!!!! So funny =)

[Badbro95]

I laughed my fucking ass off when Big was like "hey sonic." Idk why it was so great but if you've played all the sonic games like me, and no what big sounds like, it's hilarious with a different voice.

[50pooface]

ah so i see where he gets all the ideas for his videos now :L

[sonicthehedgehog]

...What the.

[EliroX904]

@sonicthehedgehog Nice username.

[AdamChan318]

@sonicthehedgehog That's u sonic :3

[MrFlyguy124]

@sonicthehedgehog crap you found us!

[ilikeGorillaz1]

@sonicthehedgehog what you don't remember snorting cocain Sonic?

[kitnip12345]

@sonicthehedgehog umm uhhh errr sonic you think this is weird you should see some people draw you making out with shadow

[Uatemydoodle]

the banana reminds me of peter griffin

[luisgpardo]

Where can i get it?

[Goji73]

lol

[theneroliveira]

cool! remember kids do drugs LOL

[GreenSonicsChannel]

What the fuck? Did you re-upload this video?!?

[MultiDarkness17]

1:39 and thats what sega said

[Renzythegreat91]

@EdgeFrenzy the word "parody" isn't in the tittle so I don't take it as one, and videos like this loose their luster when it's tons of other videos or "parodies" like this out there.

[hypersonamyguy]

Best...lesson....ever!

[silverlife360]

best lesson i ever learned

[Ryanrulezlol]

Sonic Colors anyone?

[theLOWation]

Stop posting vids..wtf

[borismaloo]

this is awful

[coyotestarkftw]

I guess its drugs not hugs then

[ProtoSnake]

Next time show the 1st episode of Taco-Man the Game Master.

[orlion2009]

@ProtoSnake For the love of god, noooooooooo!

[Renzythegreat91]

I love it how these kinds of videos mainly focuses on some of the bad sonic titles but never mention any of the good Sonic titles or any thing positive related to sonic at all, like Sonic adventure 1&2, Sonic and SEGA all star racing, Sonic Unleashed( daytime and YES even the nighttime stages were pretty good) and Sonic Colors and Sonic fucking GENERATIONS. And did they really jus label Tails, Knuckles, Chaotix and Shadow as bad characters?? Wow...

[EzbeeOfSnR]

@Renzythegreat91 yeah because this was totally like a serious video

[Gopingaz]

@Renzythegreat91 Ur a fag

[bembry3000]

@Renzythegreat91 you do know this is supposed to be funny not taken serious

[IrvingSKA08]

wow! Great Message! xD

[Endocrom]

SEGAAaaAAaaagh!

[MrEmilable]

0:54: weegee oh no.

but if he say yoshi island shuck, so com yoshi cupcrake.

[spazzanator16]

The internet, letting idiots take things to seriously for decades

[mistahburnz2600]

remember kids, if a stranger offers u drugs, say yes. Because drugs are expensive :)

[xSoNiKHD]

im in jail....nuff said

[DemonicMapler]

im gonna break that fucking tortilla shell of yours... DRUGS ARE FOR BULLSHIT_EATING FUCKTARDS!!!!!

[OmnipotenTrain]

Fuck you toco man! Fuck you in the soft shell!!!

[MattMayFire1]

Hey Knuckles is cool

[riskersman]

ahhhh made my day :P

[ruki987]

Best PSA ever.

[TheDylon9]

SONIC IS AWESOME SHUT THE F

[DevilEther138]

Bigs voice XD

[megajonathan96]

sonic should have went to super sonic

[changkitty]

Atleast im not that stupid enough to take drugs. Well, not for now i guess.

[SaiyanStudios]

best lesson EVA

[50feetunder]

No wonder Sonic was always so fast....

[Anyposs]

SEEEEEeEEeeeGGaaaalch....

[TheFuckabilly]

1:12 All that drugs made him so fast!

[Bigfrie192]

Ok Taco-Man, I'll do cocaine

[monkeypunk1414]

They need to make a Sonic adventure 3 imo

[Awesom3Gamer]

why the heck did this get carried over to machinima?:I

[TheSharpmarksman]

will do :)

[TheSharpmarksman]

I actually liked sonic's 3D games all of them were good even the last one why so many people bitch about his games 2D was cool same way as 3D

[crozof]

I like both I think it's all just openion buddy.

[Dragpk7]

Mr. Mackey would be very disappointed.

[krisjj859]

your uploading this now!!!?

[TheTorpido9000]

I always knew Sonic was a druggy! Lol

[MrUFO1010]

@TheTorpido9000 its called speed lol

[AlleyKat531]

@TheTorpido9000 Sonic/cocaine-Mario/mushrooms

[lanchedgehog]

that was horrible morally and the production quallity was awful

[Luks9106]

People are actually taking the drug advice seriously? Well, maybe is was a bad idea to show this video in a channel full of CoD-12y/o's anyway.

[weedhornjosh]

I don't know u but I bet u never had friends suffering from hard drug addictions

[narrat0r12]

Machinima doesn't have anything to upload besides CoD, Halo and Battlefield so now they steal other people's flash animations? They did get really desperate...

[killerfgs]

@narrat0r12 The people who get stuff on Machinima Get's money for it.

[guiceice]

lmaooo wow this was funnier than I thought it would be, great message btw.

[xIxDarkHunter]

BTW im a kid and now i mit do drugs haha so fucking funny

[TheKinochan]

machinima you have got to be kiddin me, you're copying like Ebola World. WTF

[iharrijn]

WOW quick use the cc option than autoscript its so funny

[IIIIIIIIIIIlllIII]

This was horrible lol

[heroicblues]

how does stuff like this get on machinima

[SilverCubeTV]

@123456789swimdude It was not made by.a kid, and if he did drugs, he would be arrested an Machinima and ebolaworld (the person who made this) wouldn't upload, you moron.

[sujindragon123]

nice i know why sonic is so freaking fyper his on drugs :D

[vbox8]

this vid would have totaly fuck me up if i was younger ...

[Zeldafan1366]

Damn i need to get a 1 dollar weegee go away machine today and he looks like taco-man

[ZezimaXL]

Shit, he just beat weegee in a staring contest

[xDbenni]

this isn't funny, depression is real, and using cocaine as a tool to heal it, and aimed at children? what on earth is wrong with you. The media is making so much money they don't even care about what they upload load any more, it just shows how corrupt the society is turning..

[lopendepaddo]

@xDbenni are you taking a talking taco seriously.... what drugs are you on?

[snake2006]

@xDbenni

1) it's a JOKE

2) Depression is no more a real disease than Alcoholism. Just like post traumatic stress, it's a load of fucking bullshit.

[Mrblob100]

@xDbenni lol its a joke u dumbass also machinima isnt 'the media'

[byCaSp]

@Mrblob100 lol fuckwut, they are viewed by the masses as a way to get news and information... e.g media

[narrat0r12]

@byCaSp Stop acting a smartass. Machinima is a channel, not media. Look up media in the dictionary (if you even know what that is), I don't think you will find a translation saying "A gaming channel on youtube".

[TwizTDeadli]

@narrat0r12 machinima isnt pure gaming.... it uploads a variety of things, media! trailers the newest things irl episodes etc... your just really hating and dont deny it

[narrat0r12]

@TwizTDeadli "hating and dont deny it"

Where the bloody hell did you get that? I love Machinima.

[TwizTDeadli]

@narrat0r12 well the fact taht your saying its not media, it is its not purely a gaming channel

[kenjiro115]

Wouldnt outstaring weegee be equivilent to dividing by zero?

[dimthegamer]

i understand that sonic has been shit for the last 10 years but this has to be like the 100th thing that's pouted it out yes i no that they should just stop but its just getting less and less funny to keep pointing it out

[TinyClocks]

This isn't funny...

[Megido]

@TinyClocks I would like to go on record, and state that my opinion differs from yours.

[CharlotteHarrington]

''Are you having a flashback or a stroke?'' lolmg.

[Slipvayne1908]

hilarious



[Victim753]

Where's the walka walka walka part :(

[theguywholikescookie]

Holy hell Tacoman outstares Weegee D:

[XFlameX224]

Fine, if you're gonna be that way then just keep the f****ng emeralds! XD

[antaloliver]

Dont forget kids:if you ever feel depressed than do drugs! Especially cocaine!