Alternative Rugby Commentary - The Bledisloe Cup

[fishnipple42]

These are so lekker. Mr Davidson, as a rugby fan and designer I applaud your wit and animation savvy alike - and it's a damn shame there're no more ARC going around.

Kind Regards and Head-butts from behind...

- Meatus Eatus

[Stapler78]

World cup losing kiwi coaches are a dime a dozen! :D

[drtyda]

@Stapler78 Bahahahahahahaahhahahaha holy shit im a kiwi and i just pissed myself laughing

[fandotcom]

aussies and all blacks are all bastards but i will take you over the northerners any day. im a slut for the tri nations and love watching it year in year out so much i just want to shit my pants! Green an Gold............

[limasnuevas]

porq defienden tanto a all blacks...lo mas triste q hoy e dia son un equipo en decadencia, ya ni su haka robado asusta

[andrew4950]

matt dumpling HAHA!

brilliant

[nzkiwipride]

Fraser, great vid mate, I'm just wondering what the name of the track playing in the background is? I've heard before somewhere else.. Keep up the good work!

[RCoosta]

U cannot base your culture on thongs and roadkill... LOL

[nickyname123]

just hav u fuck up

[rugbyrulez2k9]

aussie shackle draggers lol haha quality

[nickyname123]

ahaha. were exactly r u from u inbred fuck up prick?

[malcolmmcdermott]

Subdue and penetrate.

[ComicsofViggo]

ohhhhh Wallabies Fan just got burned.

Darn't I like The Wallabies!

[Ehoa]

Wicksy what was that score again bro?

[nzkiwipride]

nice..

[heshinator1]

i do like that cricket reference, that was dirty

[Tunesandtackles]

ahahaha thats brilliant!

[phantomship]

I had missed this one. Brilliant as ever :)

[ncarey01]

apologies ...not lomu

[ncarey01]

considering most of the NZ team are from fiji

people like

So'oialo, Sivivatu,Lomu, r'coco and more

Its pretty rich

[fraserdldavidson]

whats rich about it rich? those guys can catch.

lomu is of tongan decent, born in auckland and so'oialo is samoan.

chill out, its a joke.

[ncarey01]

oh dont get me wrong i found it really funny

i was just pointing it out :P

Ireland havent always used only pure irish players have we?

Peace

[ciananal]

yep.. thank god we found johnny bell and dion o cineannananannagain.. fucking hilarious stuff this.

[Joelberg11]

you are right but if you come to nz you'll see that its a very multi cultural place and these players came to nz when they were young and learned their rugby in nz. its not like we steal them out of pro rugby like the english and french clubs do to us

[ncarey01]

lol! you make it seem like they kidnap them

they do come by will you know, make of that what you want.

[Joelberg11]

no..... my whole point was they come by their own will. theres more samoans in auckland than there is in samoa

[schlutzNZ]

so'ialo and lomu are actually samoan. :)

[ruthio1]

@schlutzNZ no i seriuosly think lomu is tongan

[iceking27]

i'm an Aussie but that LMAO funny

"You can't bowl underarm in Rubgy" LOLZ

[zachlisson]

go wallabies!

[theraceislong]

where can i watch more???? i need more!!!!! its brilliant.

[soggyturd411]

lol im aussie but i still think this is funny btw i went on a holiday to new zealand and saw graphitti on a wall and it read

"Australia Sux"

and under that in a defferent coloured pen someone had wrote:

"All Blacks nil" XD

[trigah01]

Haha bro i think the Kiwis will do alright at the RLWC this year..

It aint like we produce crap players..

[soggyturd411]

you don't produce bad players, most of them are good except heaps of them don't even play for NZ teams and some a just wimps like sonny bill, he had no guts to stick with his club...

[trigah01]

lol yeh sonny bill was never that bright anywayz..

[MidnightCardinal]

you know..... that is so old everyone says that and no one graffiti Australia sucks in new Zealand because basicly... We don't give a shit.

[hannahmwalsh]

genius.

[danpatmore]

Nice clip and well done getting on Seven.

I didn't see this on air unfortunately, but i've been a fan of your work for a while, even this 'sanitised' version.

[Rug13y]

Samoa to win this years RL World cup anyone?

[turtle199]

hehe dont think so....but will be great seeing them play..plenty of nrl players in squad

[trigah01]

Nah cuz but they are going to be competitive!!

Kiwis 2 win the RL World cup..!!

[soggyturd411]

lol, kiwis are only good at rugby union, no way will that get even close to RL world cup when they're up against austrlia and england...

[DaHandDatFeeds]

how wrong u were...

[fraserdldavidson]

er yeah, this was for the first test wasnt it. i think that this makes some universal points tho. and we did win the bledisloe 3-1.

[maoribattalion]

"kiwis are only good at rugby union, no way will that get even close to RL world cup when they're up against austrlia and england"

how does your foot taste right now?

Only thing ozzy good at is talking shit and barely beating third world countries at cricket.

[paybakbtch]

wewr better than you at nearly every sport baskettball rugby leage netball vollyball cricket and so much more

[maoribattalion]

Dream on sunshine

[3ku1]

not league we beat u in the word cup last year

[charlienelson69]

Australia colinized by convict criminal cunts and prostitues and in 200 years nothing has changed , Farkin yellow and green cunts

[fuckingpillock]

Totally agree, and I'm not even a full fledged Kiwi. Who gives a fuck about league anyway, it's shit. It's only one step up from soccer. No match for Union. ;)

Go All Blacks! Kia Kaha!

[lockyer]

I doubt we Aussies will ever "catch up" in the Bledisloe. Frankly, I'm just happy that we can be competitive.

It really is something else, watching the ABs. No other country in the world is as serious about Rugby as NZ and, although I wish my Wallabies would beat them a bit more, I'm happy to just see them go at it!

Long live the cup!

[fandotcom]

@lockyer serioulsy bro i would like say the saffas are just as passionate about rugby if not more...but would also like to say that i wish we were just as good and consistant.

[TheAtraxRobustus]

Top game!The all-blacks werent themselves since the whistle,but the wallabies didnt take full advantage of that,they carried on at the same slow pace, history will keep on repeating itself if we play like that

in auckland.GO WALLABIES!

[douchebagpwned]

on the subject of russel crowe.

pretty embarrasing when a team like south sydney rabbitohs beat the NZ warriors on their home turf.

ouch

[trigah01]

lol bro and congratz on the win!!

it was a good result but dont write the All Blacks off, but great game from the Wallabies, shocking game from the All Blacks.

Cuz, Warriors beat Melbourne Storm, 4 in and row and the Rabbitohs just got thrashed by the knights.

Haha Rabbitohs voted the club players most wouldnt want 2 play in the RLW magazine..

Ouch..

[douchebagpwned]

sucks that your whole country couldnt produce 1 rugby league side that made it into the top 8.

ouch

oh btw im not a souths supporter so i dont care. just found it funny that they beat the warriors at home. thats all.

[trigah01]

lol not ONE side?

bro do you even watch league?

the warriors have been in the top eight plenty of times, played in a grand final, and last year they placed fourth.

[douchebagpwned]

i watch league. and im talking about this year. they are 10th atm

i say they wont make the top 8.

warriors suck

[trigah01]

we will see

[Rotoduck]

and now we have seen! Warriors 8th position

[trigah01]

I hear dat bro!!

Chea and the All Blacks show up the boks 19 - NIL..

Whata good nite it was 2 be a kiwi sports fan..

[zachlisson]

man you blokes must have really been searching for a weakness on our team if you

're targeting lote tiquiri, looks to me like he had himself a good game against u all wacks :)

[douchebagpwned]

lote tiquiri is a great player

he was good at league

hes good at union.

not sure why theyd target him

[zachlisson]

so first you call me a homo, then u go and say exactly what i said.... wat does that make u?>

[douchebagpwned]

super-calla-freakin-awesome!

[douchebagpwned]

and by the way i said the same thing because i was replying to agree with you.

[mickser101]

well done australia great win and lauaki will never wear an allblack jersey again he had a shocker

[ryanthelion69]

Agreed. The match went downhill when Henry, for some F'd up reason, decided to pull Hore and Braid off. Hore was having his best All Blacks game of the year and Braid was performing solidly. Full credit to the crooks though, they played well.

[fraserdldavidson]

yeah fair play to them actually. nzrfu must be feeling a bit red.

[othertopics]

Great game, glad someone taught the all blacks a lesson again ;)

[trigah01]

lol cuzz

who won the U20s world cups hands down

wasnt the aussies

and next year with the likes of victor vito making his super 14 debut for the hurricanes...

all the young talent is on this side of the tasman cuz..

Austraila A couldnt even beat NZ Maori!!..

REAL TALENT aka KIWIZ

[douchebagpwned]

dude. who cares.

we won last night.

dont change the subject homo

[trigah01]

lol i aint in to the whole insults over the computers buzz

but yeah yous one the battle but not the war..

anywayz i half support the wallabys coz deans is the coach sorry cuz looks like u gonna have 2 share ur team with quite a few kiwis now, seeing yous have our favourite coach and all..

[douchebagpwned]

true,

but you have to admit the wallabies are looking in good form this year.

just beat SA and beat the all blacks in back to back games.

im proud to be a wallabies supporter

[hockeyrook19]

Yea they are looking good, or maybe its just our All Blacks are looking shit... But how amazing did a-lot-of-tuqiri play? He was average a few years back, and played simply amazing on the weekend. Wallabies will lose in Aucks though lets be honest u cant get lucky 2 games straight hahaha. And look at the history of the Bledisloe fellas, you've got a lot of catching up to do anyway...

[sanzar]

Yeah no kidding... which is why we get so bloody happy when we beat you lot! Us beating NZ in Rugby is kinda like NZ beating Aus in League (as in the overall ration of support goes and player numbers go).

[brathaspartan]

Lol you set yourself up. Of course he does, why the fuck do you think he applied for the All Blacks job first? He was on the rebound from being rejected by the NZRU, so his SECOND option was the Wallabies hahahah.

Sorry man, I don't mean to sound like a cunt.

[brathaspartan]

These videos are fucking brilliant. I love how they don't necessarily adhere to what's PC lol.

Are you guys open to some suggestions, if people happen to think of something?

[brathaspartan]

This may sound arrogant, but I wish to shed light on what you've claimed.

Australia were granted Robbie Deans by default! The only reason he's coaching the Aussies, is because the NZRU reappointed Graham Henry and co instead Lol.

What's more, who thrashed every team they played in the U20 World Cup? The young 'tallent filled' Kiwi team.

[fraserdldavidson]

ha ha. thats why hes coaching the wallabies and not because he didnt get the all black job.

[Turkstarr]

Also... Thats awesome the aussies are paying you for ads. I wish they would do that here! By golly.

[Turkstarr]

Awesome. Props on putting this up. Hope you manage to get these up more regularly. Glad you're on my subscription though

[SharpshooterGB]

Why has there been so few of these animations over the past few months? I love these little clips.

[fraserdldavidson]

full time job mate. takes 3 full days to produce a 30 second thing like this. hopefully in the future we will be able to produce them more regularly.

[DingoBoy99]

A dead set piss funny promo. The best I've seen since the sheep hand bag promo. Must have been made by an Aussie ad company

[fraserdldavidson]

nope. 2 fat blokes and a mac. same as the rest of them.

[ryanthelion69]

Nah it's voiced by All Blacks enthusiest Jed Thian, and animated by the man that put it on YouTube; fraserdldavidson.

[jomomo]

Haha, clever.

[kimpfproductions]

clever stuff, c'mon AB's

[BIGsilvercup]

Losing RWC coach? We haven't had the cup to lose since '91.

[fraserdldavidson]

he was ass. coach with mitch in 2003. they lost that year as i recall.

[severan413]

Hehe, not too bad Jed.

Glad no fellow aussies who can't have a laugh at themselves haven't got all pissy over this one. Any more vids coming soon?

[sanzar]

Not one one Jeds best this one... "world cup losing kiwi coaches"? Deans and Mitchel actually got further than Henry, so I don't know if that's the best point to be touting.

[ryanthelion69]

But at the end of the day, Deans did loose the WC. Hence you can choose all the World Cup loosing Kiwi coaches you like! :)

[fraserdldavidson]

doesnt matter how much you loose by mate. losing is losing.

[sanzar]

Suppose so. But with that in mind it's not actually possible to pick a WC winning coach from NZ either :P .

[jensryan]

haha hilarious, cant wait for that game which I'll be at. Should be interesting Wallabies have been going good since Robbie Deans beat the Springboks. If the Wallabies win I'd hate to work for NZRU the day after there will be 4 million angry kiwis with pitchforks and fire wanting to know y Graham Henry is still coach and Deans didnt get the job.

[idontlivetoday]

that was bloody brilliant but why does the title say "Alternative Rugby League" when this is a union match?

[fraserdldavidson]

thanks for the spot. that would be the old auto fill in the title!

[qwertskate]

haha lol, awesome vid

Go All Blacks!

[mattgov74]

Why is it tilted rugby league for...change the title to what it should be...alternative rugby commentary...we dont need to be associated with the mungo tunnel ballers

[fraserdldavidson]

thanks for the spot. that would be the old auto fill in the title!

[jndrisdelle]

what network can i go to to see the game

[felisnigelus]

I can't begin to ennumerate all the many enjoyable things this vid has. As we say in NZ: RESPECT!

[evilpandas]

Thank you boys! Love your work.

[ryanthelion69]

Brilliant. Jed Thian you truly are my hero.

[number1scatterbrain]

Fraser and Jed,,, still bringing it! LOL

[fynergy]

As the first person replying who will identify themselves as an Aussie... yeah I'll cop all that. Actually a little disappointed that it seemed watered down, though can't blame ya, wouldn't get shown on commercial tv if it wasn't.

[fraserdldavidson]

you can only jam so many 'cunts' on tv. and we already covered russell.

[saintly667]

haha thats tops

[adam872]

Love it boys, from a long time listener. I can't wait to hear the reaction of the viewing public in OZ when they see this!

[CalArsenal1]

Brilliant, keep em coming (the faster the better)

[stringy]

Good vid, keep em coming!

[jimdatulip]

Awesome stuff. Great work as always Fraser and Jed!