Sh*t no adult with ADHD says

[raychizzle585]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!! SOMEONE SENT ME THIS AND SAID IT WAS ABOUT ME!!!!! AND IT IS!!!!!

[Ecl713]

The phone, keys, and wallet thing had to be the best part. One of those 3 things is something I always forget daily.

[MrMyTurd]

I have ADD

[Liljeepers10]

Im adhd...

[millird2258]

I think it's funnier what people Without ADHD say about people with ADHD

[SnowClimbLaxDrumer]

I say some of this stuff? Does that mean its GOING AWAY???

[Horneycat100]

My ADHD gives me the ability to say FUCK YOU CLEAN SHAVEN NOAH!

[nominee0]

i'm offended for people with adhd I don't think they want to be uncontrollably unattentive

[raychizzle585]

@nominee0 this video is pretty much on point. I'm an adult with ADHD and I couldn't have been LESS offended. Just enjoy it for what it is. Geez Louise

[Jessiereigne]

Also no adult with procrastination issues.

[kllgn2]

way to be canadian

[Chimichanga12594]

MY ADHD led me here...

[webbster20]

"I should think about this first"

[ConcaCon]

"My parents always supported me, from the beginning." Nope, never had a reason to say that.

[jimron924]

You're making me start to worry about my mental situation. LOL

[MaryHamer]

9 people where so ADHD that they didn't read the word "NO" in the title.

[IronWolf28]

why does this make me want to be a better person

[ToDallasFromBoston]

omg! if i never said went i had to say right then and there, id burst.

[ToDallasFromBoston]

phone keys wallet glasses, i've trained myself to do that isht every day. before, I was literally running in and out of the house.

[Creativolt]

Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi.

[shandifox]

LOL this is this funniest shit/say I've seen so far. My bf has ADD and has never said any of those things IN LIFE!!

[TheGleeballs]

OMG!  I am sooooo ADD!

[AddictedToTV5]

is it just me or is it suuuper annoying to other add/adhd people when others use add/adhd as an excuse for stuff?

[AddictedToTV5]

adhd!! WHOOPWHOOP!

[fiyero49]

I think I have ADHD

[cgrguras]

Shit... maybe I do have ADHD

[ashfotopro]

Why does it scare me that I can relate to every thing he says...

[1BillionsOfStars1]

:D I think this made my day!

[MsSnick66]

this is exactly what kids with ADHD say, trust me I have it, I know

[PaltryFreD]

@MsSnick66

You do realize the title is "Shit NO adult with ADHD says", right?

[MsSnick66]

@PaltryFreD no really

[7588door]

i have ADD and i am proud XD

[jesusizblak]

Why do the t-shirts in the video have ADD on them when the title mentions ADHD?

[Dakota0204]

Man I guess I have ADD....lol

[BleachFan821]

this is sooo true!i have adddand i HATE work/homework.

[conrock1018]

My ADHD caused me to pick up on your accent, leading me to believe you are canadian, given the way you pronounce, "out" and "about".

[threescoreandten]

@conrock1018 -- I don't have ADHD but that was the first thing I immediately noticed, too! Though, the first word to tip me off was "sorry." :D

[kaelnyria]

@conrock1018 - I didn't even think we Canadians did that until I saw this.

[bowmana614]

@conrock1018 i don't have adhd. still caught the canadian accent.

[kymwmckenzie]

@BrosephMG...you are wrong...

[Theouterspaceproject]

yea...............10 minutes XD

[BrosephMG]

ADHD is fake bullshit made up so people with no self control can feel better about themselves.

You think other people don't daydream while doing homework or listening to some boring fuck drone on?

[brahaag]

@BrosephMG Right, because you know better than the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, the American Psychiatric Association, and the American Medical Association.

[BrosephMG]

@brahaag Homosexuality was literally defined as a disease not too long ago. There is no chemical imbalance in the brains of those with ADHD. They just suck ass at life and can't handle their shit like men.

ADHD is nonsense that allows the mentally weak an excuse.

[TheAirjordan18]

@BrosephMG i undertand were your coming from with the part about people use it as an excuse that part is very true but ADD is a very true disorder that can be easily misdiagnosed I myself have ADD and im always anoid when people use at as an excuse.

[jadiejade92]

This video made me realize that I probably have a least a slight form of ADHD........ :/

[morgan123476]

DUDE this is exactly the same as me and im 15

[143SOPHIE143]

Im 14 and have ADHD and I say the opposite of all this stuff now. Wtf am I going to be like as a adult?!

[CheshireCat478]

Lol this is the opposite of me... But I don't have ADHD or ADD

[amhRUSHBAT]

My anti-life.

[hellostrangermay25]

I was gonna make an ADD one. Lol

You forgot the random 'Whats that over there?!' or 'Oh! Something shiny!' when in the middle of a totally non related conversation.

[fayesanisfayemouse]

the captions...OMG BEST EVER... BLACKS!

[crossncrescenthannay]

I couldnt finish the video

[PianistConnieAkins]

Also add "I never shop, drink, eat, watch TV or talk on the phone too much"

[shpongloidia]

Good thing I have ADD and OCD or more than half of these might suck in the future.

[DecemberSnowstorm]

Am already laughing and it's only 11 seconds in...can tell already it's gonna be spot on! :) That and I left watching the video to write this says it all - now, back to watching!

[DecemberSnowstorm]

What a wicked-awesome video, thank you for making and posting it! :) Love every quote in there, there was only one comment that didn't ring true: family & friends are super-supportive! <3

[candiikillz]

"No I dont have a story to top that" and "Im going to let you talk about yourself for a while" Haha thats me

You forgot to say "No I never zone out in my lectures at school"

[threescoreandten]

...you DO have ADHD, right? Because this is just way too perfect. Kudos on your gentle, self-aware, and really funny sense of humor! :D

[juuliuuz]

Thumbs up, if you "didnt" watched this video 20 times lol . So me !

[lordocow]

i think ADD is real but only Americans get it lol.

[juuliuuz]

@lordocow I m lithuanian and I have it!

[Ailensinvadethe970]

@lordocow oh gee hey thanks. haha.

[SLOpaige24]

WAY TOO PERFECT

[ThaCreepy]

HAHAHAH!! true story, bro

[IgotspirityesIdo]

Hahaha, reminds me of me.

[amastara11]

Right?! Tell me about it! Lol...its not a club or a trendits a legitimate (but liveable) disability lol

[Jeeteemauw]

I just love this so much, great job at nailing it!

[amastara11]

lol you should do a Shit p people say to people with ADD and open it with the famous"oh really I think I might have it too!"

[Jeeteemauw]

@amastara11 Omfg when i got diagnosed with ADD and i told my friends, i've heard that comment way too many times!!

[AddictedToTV5]

@amastara11 another good one is "i think i have that! can i borrow your meds?"

[Phoenixfire5]

lmao "I should think about this first." haaahahaha

[luvinsingin07]

Hahahhahah PERFECT. Absolutely correct. My life in a nutshell. So glad I found this video. I feel like I'll be able to relate to many of your other videos.

[Valorisblack]

"Don't worry, I'll definitely remember all of that!"

[Valorisblack]

It's 100% true hahaha

[jnmjones]

this is GREAT! do you know me or something??

[Parmesana]

BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!! hahahahha.. I have ADHD and that was brilliant. you had me at "and to make a long story short." hahhahha

[HyperDance2]

omg i sooo relate!

[lovelaughpink09]

omg thats so funny! and SO TRUE oh my god and it actually reeeaally pisses me off when people say add isn't real..

[DJscab92]

"Stumble Upon and Youtube are such a waste of time"

[TranceBeforeWeDie]

Take it or leave it.... HAHA

Sadly, I take all 3! Still waiting for my damn appointment (just hope i dont forget about it!)

[instantramen666X3]

THIS. I LOVE THIS. I have ADHD, and this was EPIC!!!! This is SO me!!!!.... Or not me, cause, y'know, it's what we DON'T say... ANYWAY! I could relate to EVERYTHING you said. Lol so putting this on Facebook! XD

[lexalyrics21]

COMPLETELY ACCURATE.

[TheUltimateBeiberFev]

i have adhd and in a way that is offensive

[shibitheshadowhound]

i haz adhd...

[EnigmaticRPG]

10 min? JUST 10 MIN?!

B-b-but with loading screens... That's not even 1/2 a quest in Skyrim! ಠ_ಠ

[Defsbro]

This could also be shit people on ritalin say

[SharksRule567]

I have ADHD. I think this is hilarious, and not offensive at all. lol

[BlockBoi650]

Flawless!

[crazychainsaw007]

i have adhd and i approve this video

[Betalynn]

ahahaha yes... xP

[BoobyMcDoogle]

But I ALWAYS remember my phone/wallet/keys... that's the only thing I disagree with

[tdsthomas]

Where can I get the WHITE ADD shirt??

[QuBa56]

fn jerk

[1337flight]

This video could be called "Sh*t no teenager says"

[lalalynnsey]

I have ADD, this video is glorious :) makes me feel better about having it on those really back attention span days.

[stevenatorv]

I zoned out in the middle of this..

[Museite]

1 person may or may not have ADHD

[weechristine]

A lot of this stuff is true for ENFPs... google it. You'd be amazed by how much of this I - someone without ADD - related to because of my personality.

[Flopryn]

Oh my gosh. This is amazing

[allseriousness]

I have ADD. All of this is true. Especially the phone keys and wallet thing, lol. I do the triple tap.

[DeezNutzLopez412]

LMFAO! people keep trying to convince me that i have adhd and i refuse to believe it but holy shit these really ARE things i would NEVER say LOL!!!

[lovelaughpink09]

hahahaha aww yeah adderss for life! this reminds me i forgot to take my adderall! lol

[ScattySafari]

Hee hee! A lot of these are also appliable to Bipolar Disorder.Good on you for having a GREAT SOH about a real life hassle!

[nerdface92]

wow. OH MY GOSH. this is SO ACCURATE.

SO ACCURATE.

(i have ADD)

[morticiamom1]

You forgot "I never lose anything -- a place for everything and everything in it's place: that's my motto."

[lairdescendres13]

@goosfrabaza I can sympathise! Ha, it took me an hour to finish the video because I kept pausing it and doing something else.

What was that about always having to top people's stories?

[goosfrabaza]

@lairdescendres13 haha, Im always a'tryin to top stories...interrupting and such. Im going to have to re-watch this whole thing, I dont remember most of it. I do remember him always giving people time to talk though, and I thought..."I never do that... AWW.. :("

[lairdescendres13]

@goosfrabaza :D Me too! And it's so rude, but I can't do anything about it.

[eaudemort]

You NAILED it.

[yogangel7]

every statement was PERFECT!~ where can i get the adhd shirt that looks like AC/DC?

[TotallyADD]

@yogangel7 In the description of this video you can see the link to buy the shirt!

[proach4ever]

@yogangel7 i got that shirt at universal lol

[bloodknyte]

oh boy! paperwork!

[TealCheetah]

WIN! XD

[goosfrabaza]

Well I know Im ADD becaausse...

All I could pay attention to was their shirts haha! and then I thought about eating a sub for a awhile so I had to think about where I was in this video and rewind it...30 seconds later, same thing!

[Nukkro]

@goosfrabaza lol!

[Gaaralover423]

@goosfrabaza I know I am because I started reading comments only half-way through the video

[goosfrabaza]

@Gaaralover423 HAHAHA!! that too..... hehe. I love reading comments sometimes way more than the actual video!

[Wilmy030]

You just diagnosed me with ADD i feel like

[monicatron]

Damn it. That's me.

[SleeplessNSeattle]

Hilarious!!!

[sonicscreamingblue]

Oh shit....I think I may have ADHD.

[thestutteringrapper]

this is so me! omg! now i know i have a.d.d. now. because 75% of video is exactly how what i be doing.

[LaMariposaSedosa]

Oh, shit! I think I just diagnosed myself with ADD!

[Vrishchii]

i think i might have ADD, this applies to me so much ... i just dont wanna take meds

[actualmind]

Just sent it to a work colleague , as always impossible to be more precise.

[Gewalop]

:'(

[crcantave]

This was painful and hilarious to watch all at once - amazing video.

[Ligermorph]

As usual, TotallyADD hitting the nail on the head!

But 0:19 isn't true for me anymore. Guess I've met too many people claiming it's not real and stopped caring at some point.

I just smile, tell them they should do a bit more research and that we'll have to agree to disagree until then. Don't waste your time on narrow-minded people.

[thejoyfuljudy]

@ Ligermorph hey :) I know this is not some "information desk" but could you please be so kind and tell me in simple words (since I`m german), how I can mark the exact minute of a video like you did in your comment? I tried to figure it out by myself, but failed :/ thanx anyways! :)

[Ligermorph]

@thejoyfuljudy Just click on the time bar at the exact point you want to mark. Then check what exact second you want to jump to and just type in the time.

For example: for 1 minute 54 seconds type 1 : 54 (but without the spaces), and it becomes 1:54 ;)

[thejoyfuljudy]

@Ligermorph oh, thank you so much! I`ll try it by pointing out that that 0:48 - 0:53 pretty much describes me :)

..will see now, whether it worked :)

[thejoyfuljudy]

@thejoyfuljudy JIHAA :) jippiejeah ! ..wish everything was as easy to learn as this :)

[Valorisblack]

@Ligermorph I have a psychologist I go to for my ADHD, and he's done some studies that has helped and he found out that in a person with ADHD, there is a part of the brain, in an MRI scan, that doesn't light up that does in people without ADD or ADHD. I found that interesting.

[MegaPhototaker]

im 17, yet half of these concepts apply to me everyday

[danmonkey]

That's cool that you got Tom Brady, circa 10 years ago, at about 1:47 in.

[tr4nscend]

Unfortunately hilarious.

[ADHDapps]

This is HILARIOUS. ADHDers, CHECK THIS OUT, 2.5 minutes of laughter....

[swimityswim]

Good job I've got my keys phone and wallet! LOL Even the dog turns to head back when we leave the house because he knows I'll have to go back for something!

[Mujangga]

Excellent! "People say ADD doesn't exist... That doesn't bother me at all." Sublime.

[DrSpooglemon]

Just 10 minutes...

[terican2]

Brilliantly painfully hilarious! Hmmm some things you mention I hadn't noticed before..........

[RankAndFileGuy]

Everything that guy says is the complete opposite of me. Hah... nice video.