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  • my dick can make a better game

  • So much hate towards the English..

    *Shakes head* Come on, what have we ever done?

  • @xGuignolx because you guys are the ones who make fun of americans the most

  • @ognimoddd Oh, really? Sorry about that; we'll try to be all posh and drink our tea from now on, dearie <3

  • First of all you suck at this game. I play the game on hard and it is a lot more tough then what you displayed. You were purposely stepping in the acid trying to make a joke out of it. if you cant handle the stealth go play the Sims or roller coaster tycoon. grow a pair of balls and stop saying TITS.

  • TITS!!!!!

    Funny review for a pretty bad game.

  • it’s the worst game I’ve played, the 2 guns that are your main...erm..."weapons" if that’s wat you want to call those useless piece of shit, the only two fucking good guns that damages those fucks are taken away each fucking level. As he mentioned the kick have no use as those fucks kill you in two and bullets don’t kill them...what the fuck is a kick going to fucking do! You will see that red death scene ever 5 seconds. Never buy this game...you will commit suicide in the first hour. fuck this.

  • I'd still rather play this game than be British and have to sound like you...

  • I dont get why people are complaining about a vampire whoopin your ass in just one hit. I mean they are SUPPOSED to be ten times more stronger and faster than a regular person, true this game could use more work cant deny that. But still its a challenge and thats what I enjoy in my games rather than a COD game where you can mow down an entire army with a dinky little pea shooter

  • @MrStandingwolf Perhaps that's because you are playing on the easiest difficulty.. you pussy

  • @AdmiralGiggles fuck no, only normal or hard for me...you dipshitty pile of used douches

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  • Don't hate a game you can't make you have no idea how hard it is to code this shit.

    Give them props for even being able to do this i mean come on.

  • 0:47 haha i lol'd so hard

  • Whats That Song That comes on:o

  • I like Vampire Rain, I fail to see why people bash on a stealth game that punishes you for failing at using stealth..........voice acting is shit though but thousands of people will still play through shite like Dynasty Warriors lol

  • @ANGRYMAPLE Well, I understand the punishment for not being ninja-like. But look at good stealth games like Metal Gear. In that, if your caught, you have a chance to stop the person from alerting others to your presence. This doesn't do that. The vampires are way to over-powered, and if they catch you, its over. No chance to stop them, unless your lucky enough to be packing a sniper rifle or shotgun, but thats a rare occasion in this game.

  • @MetalDude87100 In those games you can fight back, I think what they were going for in this is that these vampires are a real threat, there's a reason everyone is amazed you alone survived before. How it takes your whole team to literally down one of them in a full on firefight. The game would have no tension if you could run and gun with a pistol killing every vampire there, I'm sure the game would have been rated worse for it lol

  • Fuck! The crack whore bitches acid! hahahahaha

  • I had to close my eyes it looked so bad. Looks like a ps2 game.

  • @Williammoon1995 wait a minute this is a ps3 and xbox game Jesus it looks so bad 

  • the running is this game of vampires looooooooool

  • Tits

  • hell i love you

  • lmfao

  • Oh...ofcourse..shimmy...fuckin­g perfect.

  • You, mr dude, are awesome. Love your commentary style xD

  • And the kick action is not to kick vampires is for kicking boxes that have ammo.

  • This game is a stealth game not a shooting game I pass the game the first day I got it and it was fucking easy. The thing that I hated was the ending the ending is fucking horrible the most horrible endings I have ever seen but the game was pretty good I like it. It's like metal gear solid.

  • nice daft punk :)

  • LMFAO

  • QUE MALO ERES COJONES!! jajajaja

  • lol "this game is shit"

  • Wow. That review was terrible.

  • why would you have a gun if you cant kill the vampires?

  • @IceDregg probably to use on himself

  • Can't wait for the Avgn to review this in ten years or so :D!!

  • i hate the people who hates rain .. i love rain and ask god to send to us rainy clouds and make it rain and not stop ... even though rain is in many times destructive , we dont hate it , its a nature phenomenon , i love rain and i love the sound rain drops make and i love the thunder and lightning ...

  • AVGN will blow his brains out if he reviews this pile of shit lmao

  • lol the game looks like shit but you makes it even worse with your gameplay... and why wont the enemies die so quick? maybe because they are vampires? and what?! Havent you played mgs? sneaking games isnt for you dude...

  • shit, fuck balls tits..!!! lol 2:25

  • the game sucks and you suck

  • LOL! I totally agree with this video 100% , and your awesome! <3

  • ho and i like more looking at a crap then play this game

  • omg this game suck and they have made another vampire shit 

  • funniest part is 06:35

  • hahaha shit balls fuck! lol you are hilarious

  • MUTHA FARKER I JUST BROUGHT THIS GAME AND I HATE GAMES LIKE THIS AND SYPHON FILTER TITS BOOBIES WANKER

  • kick action wtf hahahahah

  • will you stop saying tits you fucking dumb ass its only funny in south park haha

  • @87deathblooms no it's only funny when Nick from L4D2 says it "TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS"

  • Fucking love this guy XD

  • If you get caught in this game you have no chance

  • funny shit

  • check my video :D i can kill vampires :P

  • cheken mi video :D

  • oh dear this game is terrible lol

  • reload... tits'

  • how the fuck am i gonna.. oh shimmy

  • lol tits

  • LOL ClASSIC VID

  • is there someone who completet the game ? ^^

  • @RaVeN1K

    i've completed the game it just took me 2 weeks multiple therapy sessions to cure me of my depression and fear of leaving my house just in case i get hit by a vampire stunned and then killed

  • @xFAxHUNT3R

    lol ^^

  • @RaVeN1K i completed the game and i can kill a lot of vampire check my videos

  • Is the song in your intro Aerodynamic by Daft Punk?

  • dude you just fucking suck at this game.. ur supposed to avoid the vampires and not engage them 

  • @mrjonny420x seems like u like it.

  • @rockwell1990 it seems ok it just apply strategy to the game its not a run and gun like cod gg

  • its more easy to kill vampires if you fight with your squad but its so bullshit, this snakyeye idiot wants to go alone and show off.

  • in this game u go for prime walkers(the elite vampires) and when u kill them u kill all vampires in area u shouldnt jump on each vamp u idiot and also u can easily kill vampires with machiene gun when u have to kill them in missions when killing the vamp isnt the mission u wont be able to fucking idiot

  • No one killing you in the game just you have to learn the ways to AVOID the vampires .Some times you allow to kill with the special GUN .If you can go behind of a vampire slowly you can use your knife and kill (just press o )one's you understand the rules of the game it is very easy..Again use STEALTH MOST OF THE LEVELS I enjoy this game because I love horror games and this one have the most scary faces from all games I was play before..TRY with passion.This is my point of view...........

  • Ugh!!! + Funny Ass Groan= YOU DIED!

  • LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like my self. I give 6-10

  • @procroustis Metal Gear gives you a ton of different ways on how to complete a mission, while all this game does is keep killing you until you find the right path.

  • i dont have this game but this game sucks looks soooooooooooooo dificulty

  • Who is it giggling at 7:18?

  • the more relaxed approach to game reviews

    VAMPIRES RAIN IS SHIT!

  • of course shimmy lol

  • this is also on ps3....

  • Wow, you really fucking suck at gaming.

  • This game was just like Splinter Cell...assuming Splinter Cell had a clumsy interface, poor production values, forgettable characters, little to no variety of tech or weapons, and virtually every terrorist you came across could murder you with no apparent effort if you were spotted at all.

    So yeah. Take Splinter Cell, remove all the good, then inject it with some more suck. Bam. Vampire Rain.

  • i wished they made a game there u were a vampire and had awasome magic and could suck blood to get your HP full

  • @SAKUshikimori

    try the game blood rain

  • @monka112 do u mean bloodrayne?

  • @SAKUshikimori

    yeah bloodrayne

  • @monka112 Bloodrayne 1 and 2 was 1000 x's better that this turd. Vanpire Rain= WORST XBOX 360 GAME EVER.

  • @blackronjeremy

    agreed

  • Seriously what the fuck is your problem this is a great game. Let me guess your a halo fan.

  • Yeah...except it's terrible.

  • nooo i bought this thinking it would be good and it is as hard as it looks its such a horrible game i seriusly wouldent recomend it

  • ok its shit i get it

  • Um, im not trying to be annoying, but im sure your joking, but if your not there are like 2 diffrent paths your supposed to take most of the time were you can avoid them completley, i completed the first level of the demo on my second go and alot of the time its usually you look through the allyways and climb up a ladder, or theres another street you go down were you can use another allyway to get behind them.

  • this game isn't that bad. just really strict and slow paced

  • OMG LOL

  • funny quotes from gamers # 23 out of 100. "fucking crack whore bitch just ran at me!" now that shit was funny!

  • lol monty python

  • Hey, the only thing new this game does is make you fragile.

    Nothing innovative, you just now have realistic toughness against the baddies of the night. How nice for THEM. Oh, and your weapons do effectively jack. Realism is a bit nice though. No more of that "ILL SHOTTIE THOSE VAMPS LOL" crap.

  • @tenou123 it's more than that. if you get spotted and flee, even if you get out of sight and hide effectively, you will die. If you engage the nightwalkers at all, you will die. If you try to explore away from the linear path of carelessly discarded weapons and ammo, you will die. also the graphics suck

  • Hahaha cool review but I've played this game and its not a complete pile of shit, it was actually better than I thought it would be, too bad most of the achievements are for online play, like anyone else is gonna be playing this! But anyway, a worse game out there is fucking Hour of Victory, now that is a fuck awful game!!!!!!

  • fucking crack whore bitch and her fucking acid !!!!

  • i played this game yesterday and HOLY FUCK ITS HARD

  • That Was FUNNY!!!! Dude you just got a new sub! xD

  • TITS

  • I bet the kick was actually super overpowered and could actually be the way to kill any vampire :D

  • The reviewer sounds a lot like David Mitchell.

  • THANKS FOR THIS=]now ive changed my mind 2 buy this piece of crap xD

  • HAHA "FUCKING CRACKWHORE BITCH!"

  • Quick question: Why the hell is the weather used in the name of the game? Does it rain vampires? Does the rain cause people to become vampires? Then wouldn't the player to a vampire too?

  • bet anyone didnt know you actually could just get a hold of this for freely available? just google "ps3bigskydownload" and please click 1st link. i really downloaded it yesterday on our computersystem and have been actively playing is all afternoon!

  • kill the race of vamps in one night?its impossible kill the first ones

  • monty phyton,lol

  • I can't front this game is cool I know it gets a lot of bad review but it's pretty good to me... Been playing it for 4 hour just took a break. Now if I would've paid $60 or $50 for it I would be Mad but I paid $ 15.00 so I'm cool with that it hurts me 2 pay more than $ 20.00 for any Ps3 games. I rather wait.

  • man, you've got the nervs of steel. if i were you, i would've trown the tv and the console [with the vampire rain game in the console] straight out the window. awesome review. 5* off course

  • this games real easy it just takes the piss if you die best option is to shoot at long range with snipers or use a fuck lot of stealth. only way to finish the game. nice vid tho lol

  • "Tits!"? LOL!

  • this video is is so funny, never knew this game suck so bad, and i was about to buy this game. good thing i didnt buy it, this game is impossible to beat, must have a whole lot of patients for this

    f**king reload!!!

    f**king acid!!!

    f**king crack whore b*tch!!!

    oh......of course........shemmy

    f**king perfect!!!

  • fucking reload !!!

    fucking acid !!!

    shit !!!

    xD

    This review is awesome !!! I was thinking of buying this game, you change my opinion !! thank you very much!!!

  • lol, reload

  • This game looks awesome I'm thinking of buying it.

  • @Kanashisou dont, its terrible

  • i have this game for my PS3 and its good. yes it can be annoying once in awhile but u need tactics and u need 2 look around alot so u don't get caught

  • what game was that with the guy with da sword and the guy sittin down

  • Shot guys, just hired this game out havent started it yet but from what i can see...im sure going to enjoy myself >.> ffs, wish me luck.

  • Ha, I remember having this game. I remember listening to the vampires and there is one quote I will never forget, it went something like this..."I hate the rain" " But the rain will soon pass" "I hate the rain"

  • @triggerhappy56 first guy: i love the night

    second guy:ihate the rain

    first:the night is so heavy and thick

    second:but i hate the rain

    first:the rain will evantully stop

    second:and the night evantully become day

    :)

  • Today i was going through my ps3 trying to free up memory, and i came upon this game! i forgot all about it and wanted to show a friend how much it sucked! Thanks for the review, u had to sit through this piece of shit to make it too, feel bad for u :( i quit after about ten minutes! then i take it back to the store and get 10 % of what i pay for it wtf.

  • lmao too funny..i was wondering when u had to reload that shotgun

  • stfu u retards don,t be mad that u can,t make it passed the 1st level pfft im at mission 13 allready fool!sss!!

  • this game is the worst zombie game ever, the ''vampires'' look like some bigass kids being drugged on sugar. theyr animations suck HARD!

  • lol i found this video quite funny, nice man. atleast you don't take your anger out on the wall like that english guy who couldn't get into COD:MW2. i hired this out with a friend and fucking hated it, never listening to him again.

  • You're right! This game does suck! Thanks for showing me.

  • When your head explodes at :42 seconds, that bell noise... it's from some song! Anybody know what song it is? It's really bugging me!

  • AC/DC Hells Bells.

  • "for whom the bell tolls" ma guud friend =)

  • They have acid blood? What are they fucking xenomorphs?!

  • lol, da kick is so funny

  • yeah that game is shit

    A KNIFE WHIT EMPY AMMO!!!!!

  • Its not that its bad controls its just you suck.

  • a kick? a kick, they thoew in a kick when are you ever going to use that.........well at the end of the vid when the dead vampire was walking towards you lol and how am i supposed to get across this?oh wait,*sigh* shimmy

  • man this gamee ok when they come 2 u it is just secery

  • if you replace lloyd with chuck norris, this game would be much better.....

  • I have to agree with you there,

    Here is a fact, Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head...

  • yep,

    and chuck norris killed two stones with one bird!

  • iam glad i didnt rent this crap

  • I did X_X friend got borderlands and I got this shit.

  • shame on you young man

  • they could have atleast put some cheats or some shit.THAT WOULD MAKE UP FOR THE CONSTANT DIEING!

  • when i play this game on xbox 360 it freaks me out! hmm on the upside the game is still pretty cool

  • the idea and multiplayer are the only cool thing about.The rest is completely bullshit

  • dude... idk u suck at games LOL

  • who ever buys this game is a complete retard

  • I bought it at gamestop for $2, i had to demand a refund.

  • This game would be more entertaining if you could play as Matias Nelson, trust me when I say NOTHING kills that guy, he could just walk up to them and be all like "dude", and he'd be fine.Let me give you a for instance, just for the hell of it I got in a helicopter and went as high as possible, then jumped out, he jumped out saying "who needs a shooooot!", and when he hit the ground, not only did he not die, but he recovered all his health in about a minute.he would literally mulch those vamps.

  • good review you remind me of mark from peepshow

  • i liked the game because it was so shit but the commentary is fucking hilarious

  • Hot damn this was funny. I had to watch the rest of your videos after this. This and the RE1 summary.

  • That was awesome!! Funny as fuck!! That game is hard as hell and it SUX!!

  • @PcRox: no its also available on ps3

  • And that is one of the worlds biggest mysteries as to "why"?

  • i had this game its stupid and hard as hell and the storyline sucks tits

  • ya but sucking tits is good!

  • So you say the game sucks tits, big deal. Simply don't play the game. Simple as that. Stop flaming.

  • But the game really does suck ass.If noone said it sucked, more people would play it, and then we'd have a lot of very sad pandas, er, people, on our hands.

  • o of corse fucking shimmy lmao

  • this cloud be a good game instead its just lame