First of all you suck at this game. I play the game on hard and it is a lot more tough then what you displayed. You were purposely stepping in the acid trying to make a joke out of it. if you cant handle the stealth go play the Sims or roller coaster tycoon. grow a pair of balls and stop saying TITS.
it’s the worst game I’ve played, the 2 guns that are your main...erm..."weapons" if that’s wat you want to call those useless piece of shit, the only two fucking good guns that damages those fucks are taken away each fucking level. As he mentioned the kick have no use as those fucks kill you in two and bullets don’t kill them...what the fuck is a kick going to fucking do! You will see that red death scene ever 5 seconds. Never buy this game...you will commit suicide in the first hour. fuck this.
I dont get why people are complaining about a vampire whoopin your ass in just one hit. I mean they are SUPPOSED to be ten times more stronger and faster than a regular person, true this game could use more work cant deny that. But still its a challenge and thats what I enjoy in my games rather than a COD game where you can mow down an entire army with a dinky little pea shooter
I like Vampire Rain, I fail to see why people bash on a stealth game that punishes you for failing at using stealth..........voice acting is shit though but thousands of people will still play through shite like Dynasty Warriors lol
@ANGRYMAPLE Well, I understand the punishment for not being ninja-like. But look at good stealth games like Metal Gear. In that, if your caught, you have a chance to stop the person from alerting others to your presence. This doesn't do that. The vampires are way to over-powered, and if they catch you, its over. No chance to stop them, unless your lucky enough to be packing a sniper rifle or shotgun, but thats a rare occasion in this game.
@MetalDude87100 In those games you can fight back, I think what they were going for in this is that these vampires are a real threat, there's a reason everyone is amazed you alone survived before. How it takes your whole team to literally down one of them in a full on firefight. The game would have no tension if you could run and gun with a pistol killing every vampire there, I'm sure the game would have been rated worse for it lol
This game is a stealth game not a shooting game I pass the game the first day I got it and it was fucking easy. The thing that I hated was the ending the ending is fucking horrible the most horrible endings I have ever seen but the game was pretty good I like it. It's like metal gear solid.
vampire rain is stieel gameplay is like of bad joke vampire rain its recedo borhave of the boat Chocolate Rain song not bad is the game vampire rain well make you selll your 360
i hate the people who hates rain .. i love rain and ask god to send to us rainy clouds and make it rain and not stop ... even though rain is in many times destructive , we dont hate it , its a nature phenomenon , i love rain and i love the sound rain drops make and i love the thunder and lightning ...
lol the game looks like shit but you makes it even worse with your gameplay... and why wont the enemies die so quick? maybe because they are vampires? and what?! Havent you played mgs? sneaking games isnt for you dude...
i've completed the game it just took me 2 weeks multiple therapy sessions to cure me of my depression and fear of leaving my house just in case i get hit by a vampire stunned and then killed
in this game u go for prime walkers(the elite vampires) and when u kill them u kill all vampires in area u shouldnt jump on each vamp u idiot and also u can easily kill vampires with machiene gun when u have to kill them in missions when killing the vamp isnt the mission u wont be able to fucking idiot
No one killing you in the game just you have to learn the ways to AVOID the vampires .Some times you allow to kill with the special GUN .If you can go behind of a vampire slowly you can use your knife and kill (just press o )one's you understand the rules of the game it is very easy..Again use STEALTH MOST OF THE LEVELS I enjoy this game because I love horror games and this one have the most scary faces from all games I was play before..TRY with passion.This is my point of view...........
LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like this game . I give 6-10
LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like my self. I give 6-10
@procroustis Metal Gear gives you a ton of different ways on how to complete a mission, while all this game does is keep killing you until you find the right path.
LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like this game . I give 6-10
This game was just like Splinter Cell...assuming Splinter Cell had a clumsy interface, poor production values, forgettable characters, little to no variety of tech or weapons, and virtually every terrorist you came across could murder you with no apparent effort if you were spotted at all.
So yeah. Take Splinter Cell, remove all the good, then inject it with some more suck. Bam. Vampire Rain.
Um, im not trying to be annoying, but im sure your joking, but if your not there are like 2 diffrent paths your supposed to take most of the time were you can avoid them completley, i completed the first level of the demo on my second go and alot of the time its usually you look through the allyways and climb up a ladder, or theres another street you go down were you can use another allyway to get behind them.
Hey, the only thing new this game does is make you fragile.
Nothing innovative, you just now have realistic toughness against the baddies of the night. How nice for THEM. Oh, and your weapons do effectively jack. Realism is a bit nice though. No more of that "ILL SHOTTIE THOSE VAMPS LOL" crap.
@tenou123 it's more than that. if you get spotted and flee, even if you get out of sight and hide effectively, you will die. If you engage the nightwalkers at all, you will die. If you try to explore away from the linear path of carelessly discarded weapons and ammo, you will die. also the graphics suck
Hahaha cool review but I've played this game and its not a complete pile of shit, it was actually better than I thought it would be, too bad most of the achievements are for online play, like anyone else is gonna be playing this! But anyway, a worse game out there is fucking Hour of Victory, now that is a fuck awful game!!!!!!
Quick question: Why the hell is the weather used in the name of the game? Does it rain vampires? Does the rain cause people to become vampires? Then wouldn't the player to a vampire too?
bet anyone didnt know you actually could just get a hold of this for freely available? just google "ps3bigskydownload" and please click 1st link. i really downloaded it yesterday on our computersystem and have been actively playing is all afternoon!
I can't front this game is cool I know it gets a lot of bad review but it's pretty good to me... Been playing it for 4 hour just took a break. Now if I would've paid $60 or $50 for it I would be Mad but I paid $ 15.00 so I'm cool with that it hurts me 2 pay more than $ 20.00 for any Ps3 games. I rather wait.
man, you've got the nervs of steel. if i were you, i would've trown the tv and the console [with the vampire rain game in the console] straight out the window. awesome review. 5* off course
this games real easy it just takes the piss if you die best option is to shoot at long range with snipers or use a fuck lot of stealth. only way to finish the game. nice vid tho lol
this video is is so funny, never knew this game suck so bad, and i was about to buy this game. good thing i didnt buy it, this game is impossible to beat, must have a whole lot of patients for this
i have this game for my PS3 and its good. yes it can be annoying once in awhile but u need tactics and u need 2 look around alot so u don't get caught
Ha, I remember having this game. I remember listening to the vampires and there is one quote I will never forget, it went something like this..."I hate the rain" " But the rain will soon pass" "I hate the rain"
Today i was going through my ps3 trying to free up memory, and i came upon this game! i forgot all about it and wanted to show a friend how much it sucked! Thanks for the review, u had to sit through this piece of shit to make it too, feel bad for u :( i quit after about ten minutes! then i take it back to the store and get 10 % of what i pay for it wtf.
lol i found this video quite funny, nice man. atleast you don't take your anger out on the wall like that english guy who couldn't get into COD:MW2. i hired this out with a friend and fucking hated it, never listening to him again.
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The first part of this game is not about shooting vampires it is about avoiding them... you can't start shooting people in Splinter Cell either! The kicking is used to open wooden ammo boxes without wasting ammo! Dont' walk into the acid, simple rule... The game is not great but it's not THAT bad!
a kick? a kick, they thoew in a kick when are you ever going to use that.........well at the end of the vid when the dead vampire was walking towards you lol and how am i supposed to get across this?oh wait,*sigh* shimmy
This game would be more entertaining if you could play as Matias Nelson, trust me when I say NOTHING kills that guy, he could just walk up to them and be all like "dude", and he'd be fine.Let me give you a for instance, just for the hell of it I got in a helicopter and went as high as possible, then jumped out, he jumped out saying "who needs a shooooot!", and when he hit the ground, not only did he not die, but he recovered all his health in about a minute.he would literally mulch those vamps.
But the game really does suck ass.If noone said it sucked, more people would play it, and then we'd have a lot of very sad pandas, er, people, on our hands.
my dick can make a better game
ognimoddd 1 day ago
So much hate towards the English..
*Shakes head* Come on, what have we ever done?
xGuignolx 2 months ago
@xGuignolx because you guys are the ones who make fun of americans the most
ognimoddd 1 day ago
@ognimoddd Oh, really? Sorry about that; we'll try to be all posh and drink our tea from now on, dearie <3
xGuignolx 1 day ago
First of all you suck at this game. I play the game on hard and it is a lot more tough then what you displayed. You were purposely stepping in the acid trying to make a joke out of it. if you cant handle the stealth go play the Sims or roller coaster tycoon. grow a pair of balls and stop saying TITS.
KusaBlack 4 months ago
TITS!!!!!
Funny review for a pretty bad game.
TheAman2008 6 months ago
it’s the worst game I’ve played, the 2 guns that are your main...erm..."weapons" if that’s wat you want to call those useless piece of shit, the only two fucking good guns that damages those fucks are taken away each fucking level. As he mentioned the kick have no use as those fucks kill you in two and bullets don’t kill them...what the fuck is a kick going to fucking do! You will see that red death scene ever 5 seconds. Never buy this game...you will commit suicide in the first hour. fuck this.
TheMetalHeadJoe95 6 months ago
I'd still rather play this game than be British and have to sound like you...
doomdood183 7 months ago
I dont get why people are complaining about a vampire whoopin your ass in just one hit. I mean they are SUPPOSED to be ten times more stronger and faster than a regular person, true this game could use more work cant deny that. But still its a challenge and thats what I enjoy in my games rather than a COD game where you can mow down an entire army with a dinky little pea shooter
MrStandingwolf 7 months ago
@MrStandingwolf Perhaps that's because you are playing on the easiest difficulty.. you pussy
AdmiralGiggles 7 months ago
@AdmiralGiggles fuck no, only normal or hard for me...you dipshitty pile of used douches
MrStandingwolf 7 months ago
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lxzo3xl 8 months ago
for achievements add me
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lxzo3xl 8 months ago
Don't hate a game you can't make you have no idea how hard it is to code this shit.
Give them props for even being able to do this i mean come on.
Travlink 8 months ago
0:47 haha i lol'd so hard
RICHYrichMEOW 9 months ago
Whats That Song That comes on:o
Blitz7780 10 months ago
I like Vampire Rain, I fail to see why people bash on a stealth game that punishes you for failing at using stealth..........voice acting is shit though but thousands of people will still play through shite like Dynasty Warriors lol
ANGRYMAPLE 10 months ago
@ANGRYMAPLE Well, I understand the punishment for not being ninja-like. But look at good stealth games like Metal Gear. In that, if your caught, you have a chance to stop the person from alerting others to your presence. This doesn't do that. The vampires are way to over-powered, and if they catch you, its over. No chance to stop them, unless your lucky enough to be packing a sniper rifle or shotgun, but thats a rare occasion in this game.
MetalDude87100 9 months ago
@MetalDude87100 In those games you can fight back, I think what they were going for in this is that these vampires are a real threat, there's a reason everyone is amazed you alone survived before. How it takes your whole team to literally down one of them in a full on firefight. The game would have no tension if you could run and gun with a pistol killing every vampire there, I'm sure the game would have been rated worse for it lol
ANGRYMAPLE 9 months ago
Fuck! The crack whore bitches acid! hahahahaha
murthyskates261 10 months ago
I had to close my eyes it looked so bad. Looks like a ps2 game.
Williammoon1995 11 months ago
@Williammoon1995 wait a minute this is a ps3 and xbox game Jesus it looks so bad
DrummerBoy2254 8 months ago
the running is this game of vampires looooooooool
sucarnie 1 year ago
Tits
H1sMaj3sty 1 year ago
hell i love you
reddead187 1 year ago
lmfao
crispygiblets 1 year ago
Oh...ofcourse..shimmy...fucking perfect.
FamilyGuyRS 1 year ago
You, mr dude, are awesome. Love your commentary style xD
BoJanglezzzzzz 1 year ago
And the kick action is not to kick vampires is for kicking boxes that have ammo.
MrBorymass 1 year ago
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@MrBorymass are you defending this shit?
unholybunnyman 10 months ago
This game is a stealth game not a shooting game I pass the game the first day I got it and it was fucking easy. The thing that I hated was the ending the ending is fucking horrible the most horrible endings I have ever seen but the game was pretty good I like it. It's like metal gear solid.
MrBorymass 1 year ago
nice daft punk :)
aCOGandhisGUN 1 year ago
LMFAO
1anaken 1 year ago
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vampire rain is stieel gameplay is like of bad joke vampire rain its recedo borhave of the boat Chocolate Rain song not bad is the game vampire rain well make you selll your 360
azurablade49123456 1 year ago
QUE MALO ERES COJONES!! jajajaja
Scaflowne84 1 year ago
lol "this game is shit"
XionicAlex 1 year ago
Wow. That review was terrible.
Sleepy0Wolf 1 year ago
why would you have a gun if you cant kill the vampires?
IceDregg 1 year ago
@IceDregg probably to use on himself
TheCosmicGypsies 1 year ago
Can't wait for the Avgn to review this in ten years or so :D!!
ifronti 1 year ago 6
i hate the people who hates rain .. i love rain and ask god to send to us rainy clouds and make it rain and not stop ... even though rain is in many times destructive , we dont hate it , its a nature phenomenon , i love rain and i love the sound rain drops make and i love the thunder and lightning ...
exelentdude 1 year ago 3
AVGN will blow his brains out if he reviews this pile of shit lmao
xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx 1 year ago
lol the game looks like shit but you makes it even worse with your gameplay... and why wont the enemies die so quick? maybe because they are vampires? and what?! Havent you played mgs? sneaking games isnt for you dude...
snorreproductions 1 year ago
shit, fuck balls tits..!!! lol 2:25
somaco7 1 year ago
the game sucks and you suck
froddo15x 1 year ago
LOL! I totally agree with this video 100% , and your awesome! <3
CautionDangerNinja 1 year ago
ho and i like more looking at a crap then play this game
bigpoopvideo 1 year ago
omg this game suck and they have made another vampire shit
bigpoopvideo 1 year ago
funniest part is 06:35
EricCris10sen 1 year ago
hahaha shit balls fuck! lol you are hilarious
EricCris10sen 1 year ago
MUTHA FARKER I JUST BROUGHT THIS GAME AND I HATE GAMES LIKE THIS AND SYPHON FILTER TITS BOOBIES WANKER
0ChrisMackle0 1 year ago
kick action wtf hahahahah
josepacman1 1 year ago
will you stop saying tits you fucking dumb ass its only funny in south park haha
87deathblooms 1 year ago
@87deathblooms no it's only funny when Nick from L4D2 says it "TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS"
Alieneater1239 1 year ago
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will you stop saying tits you fucking dumbass
87deathblooms 1 year ago
Fucking love this guy XD
Rachel21Sugar 1 year ago
If you get caught in this game you have no chance
PWNcaster123 1 year ago
funny shit
Mrlv44 1 year ago
check my video :D i can kill vampires :P
xxhectorxx5000 1 year ago
cheken mi video :D
xxhectorxx5000 1 year ago
oh dear this game is terrible lol
Ausmalt 1 year ago 13
reload... tits'
Mrlv44 1 year ago
how the fuck am i gonna.. oh shimmy
Mrlv44 1 year ago
lol tits
megaSPARtan117 1 year ago
LOL ClASSIC VID
ufc916 1 year ago
is there someone who completet the game ? ^^
RaVeN1K 1 year ago
@RaVeN1K
i've completed the game it just took me 2 weeks multiple therapy sessions to cure me of my depression and fear of leaving my house just in case i get hit by a vampire stunned and then killed
xFAxHUNT3R 1 year ago
@xFAxHUNT3R
lol ^^
RaVeN1K 1 year ago
@RaVeN1K i completed the game and i can kill a lot of vampire check my videos
xxhectorxx5000 1 year ago
Is the song in your intro Aerodynamic by Daft Punk?
weegeethedog 1 year ago
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this game is so fucking worthless -.-
JoeySR16 1 year ago
dude you just fucking suck at this game.. ur supposed to avoid the vampires and not engage them
mrjonny420x 1 year ago
@mrjonny420x seems like u like it.
rockwell1990 1 year ago
@rockwell1990 it seems ok it just apply strategy to the game its not a run and gun like cod gg
clipsahoii 1 year ago
its more easy to kill vampires if you fight with your squad but its so bullshit, this snakyeye idiot wants to go alone and show off.
MrHmongRooster 1 year ago
in this game u go for prime walkers(the elite vampires) and when u kill them u kill all vampires in area u shouldnt jump on each vamp u idiot and also u can easily kill vampires with machiene gun when u have to kill them in missions when killing the vamp isnt the mission u wont be able to fucking idiot
lock8111 1 year ago
No one killing you in the game just you have to learn the ways to AVOID the vampires .Some times you allow to kill with the special GUN .If you can go behind of a vampire slowly you can use your knife and kill (just press o )one's you understand the rules of the game it is very easy..Again use STEALTH MOST OF THE LEVELS I enjoy this game because I love horror games and this one have the most scary faces from all games I was play before..TRY with passion.This is my point of view...........
procroustis 1 year ago
Ugh!!! + Funny Ass Groan= YOU DIED!
MercurousSnake 1 year ago
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LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like this game . I give 6-10
procroustis 1 year ago
LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like my self. I give 6-10
procroustis 1 year ago
@procroustis Metal Gear gives you a ton of different ways on how to complete a mission, while all this game does is keep killing you until you find the right path.
sm0ketastic 1 year ago
i dont have this game but this game sucks looks soooooooooooooo dificulty
chicocensual 1 year ago
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procroustis
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LISTEN and listen good,Maybe this game is not the best game in PS3 but it is challenging,this is like the METAL GEAR SOLID SPECIAL MISSIONS.YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO KILL THE ENEMY'S (VAMPIRES)BUT TO AVOID THEM. If you learn this lesson from the start the game have some fun.Yes sometimes you must kill them if the game allow you to do this.I like this game . I give 6-10
procroustis 1 year ago
Who is it giggling at 7:18?
UrukDeathbringer 1 year ago
the more relaxed approach to game reviews
VAMPIRES RAIN IS SHIT!
dalcon08 1 year ago
of course shimmy lol
Oboyyyy 1 year ago
this is also on ps3....
ajrules700 1 year ago
Wow, you really fucking suck at gaming.
LaskiHomo0 1 year ago
This game was just like Splinter Cell...assuming Splinter Cell had a clumsy interface, poor production values, forgettable characters, little to no variety of tech or weapons, and virtually every terrorist you came across could murder you with no apparent effort if you were spotted at all.
So yeah. Take Splinter Cell, remove all the good, then inject it with some more suck. Bam. Vampire Rain.
electricbayonet2 1 year ago
i wished they made a game there u were a vampire and had awasome magic and could suck blood to get your HP full
SAKUshikimori 1 year ago
@SAKUshikimori
try the game blood rain
monka112 1 year ago
@monka112 do u mean bloodrayne?
SAKUshikimori 1 year ago
@SAKUshikimori
yeah bloodrayne
monka112 1 year ago
@monka112 Bloodrayne 1 and 2 was 1000 x's better that this turd. Vanpire Rain= WORST XBOX 360 GAME EVER.
blackronjeremy 1 year ago
@blackronjeremy
agreed
monka112 1 year ago
Seriously what the fuck is your problem this is a great game. Let me guess your a halo fan.
deathinmywake 1 year ago
Yeah...except it's terrible.
electricbayonet2 1 year ago
nooo i bought this thinking it would be good and it is as hard as it looks its such a horrible game i seriusly wouldent recomend it
craigneilpearson 1 year ago
ok its shit i get it
johnm7831 1 year ago
Um, im not trying to be annoying, but im sure your joking, but if your not there are like 2 diffrent paths your supposed to take most of the time were you can avoid them completley, i completed the first level of the demo on my second go and alot of the time its usually you look through the allyways and climb up a ladder, or theres another street you go down were you can use another allyway to get behind them.
drewlernihan 1 year ago
this game isn't that bad. just really strict and slow paced
sapnyosentry 1 year ago
OMG LOL
MrItsmedudes 1 year ago
funny quotes from gamers # 23 out of 100. "fucking crack whore bitch just ran at me!" now that shit was funny!
Gabriel7118 1 year ago
lol monty python
beaverduck1 1 year ago
Hey, the only thing new this game does is make you fragile.
Nothing innovative, you just now have realistic toughness against the baddies of the night. How nice for THEM. Oh, and your weapons do effectively jack. Realism is a bit nice though. No more of that "ILL SHOTTIE THOSE VAMPS LOL" crap.
tenou123 1 year ago
@tenou123 it's more than that. if you get spotted and flee, even if you get out of sight and hide effectively, you will die. If you engage the nightwalkers at all, you will die. If you try to explore away from the linear path of carelessly discarded weapons and ammo, you will die. also the graphics suck
hattonhaha 1 year ago
Hahaha cool review but I've played this game and its not a complete pile of shit, it was actually better than I thought it would be, too bad most of the achievements are for online play, like anyone else is gonna be playing this! But anyway, a worse game out there is fucking Hour of Victory, now that is a fuck awful game!!!!!!
DrSpanky666999 1 year ago
fucking crack whore bitch and her fucking acid !!!!
NAWFMATIC 2 years ago
i played this game yesterday and HOLY FUCK ITS HARD
darkhedgehog45678 2 years ago
That Was FUNNY!!!! Dude you just got a new sub! xD
AceySucks6606 2 years ago
TITS
Mrlv44 2 years ago
I bet the kick was actually super overpowered and could actually be the way to kill any vampire :D
nogaynamesallowed 2 years ago
The reviewer sounds a lot like David Mitchell.
Tyrol3 2 years ago
THANKS FOR THIS=]now ive changed my mind 2 buy this piece of crap xD
heartlessangel99 2 years ago
HAHA "FUCKING CRACKWHORE BITCH!"
Darthlaser56 2 years ago
Quick question: Why the hell is the weather used in the name of the game? Does it rain vampires? Does the rain cause people to become vampires? Then wouldn't the player to a vampire too?
Darthlaser56 2 years ago
bet anyone didnt know you actually could just get a hold of this for freely available? just google "ps3bigskydownload" and please click 1st link. i really downloaded it yesterday on our computersystem and have been actively playing is all afternoon!
juejoyruby 2 years ago
kill the race of vamps in one night?its impossible kill the first ones
DanielAvelan 2 years ago
monty phyton,lol
DanielAvelan 2 years ago
I can't front this game is cool I know it gets a lot of bad review but it's pretty good to me... Been playing it for 4 hour just took a break. Now if I would've paid $60 or $50 for it I would be Mad but I paid $ 15.00 so I'm cool with that it hurts me 2 pay more than $ 20.00 for any Ps3 games. I rather wait.
f3ndon 2 years ago
man, you've got the nervs of steel. if i were you, i would've trown the tv and the console [with the vampire rain game in the console] straight out the window. awesome review. 5* off course
Luku2000 2 years ago
this games real easy it just takes the piss if you die best option is to shoot at long range with snipers or use a fuck lot of stealth. only way to finish the game. nice vid tho lol
spiderdevoid 2 years ago
"Tits!"? LOL!
Justinio2 2 years ago
this video is is so funny, never knew this game suck so bad, and i was about to buy this game. good thing i didnt buy it, this game is impossible to beat, must have a whole lot of patients for this
f**king reload!!!
f**king acid!!!
f**king crack whore b*tch!!!
oh......of course........shemmy
f**king perfect!!!
kintaroboy7 2 years ago
fucking reload !!!
fucking acid !!!
shit !!!
xD
This review is awesome !!! I was thinking of buying this game, you change my opinion !! thank you very much!!!
tornade197 2 years ago
lol, reload
genuinediamond 2 years ago
This game looks awesome I'm thinking of buying it.
Kanashisou 2 years ago
@Kanashisou dont, its terrible
clockwise3559 2 years ago
i have this game for my PS3 and its good. yes it can be annoying once in awhile but u need tactics and u need 2 look around alot so u don't get caught
demon9516 2 years ago
what game was that with the guy with da sword and the guy sittin down
Dispecia32 2 years ago
Shot guys, just hired this game out havent started it yet but from what i can see...im sure going to enjoy myself >.> ffs, wish me luck.
ZomgLeon 2 years ago
Ha, I remember having this game. I remember listening to the vampires and there is one quote I will never forget, it went something like this..."I hate the rain" " But the rain will soon pass" "I hate the rain"
triggerhappy56 2 years ago 7
@triggerhappy56 first guy: i love the night
second guy:ihate the rain
first:the night is so heavy and thick
second:but i hate the rain
first:the rain will evantully stop
second:and the night evantully become day
:)
lock8111 1 year ago
Today i was going through my ps3 trying to free up memory, and i came upon this game! i forgot all about it and wanted to show a friend how much it sucked! Thanks for the review, u had to sit through this piece of shit to make it too, feel bad for u :( i quit after about ten minutes! then i take it back to the store and get 10 % of what i pay for it wtf.
howtowitheb 2 years ago
lmao too funny..i was wondering when u had to reload that shotgun
ballin302008 2 years ago
stfu u retards don,t be mad that u can,t make it passed the 1st level pfft im at mission 13 allready fool!sss!!
kakashi2hitthrust 2 years ago
this game is the worst zombie game ever, the ''vampires'' look like some bigass kids being drugged on sugar. theyr animations suck HARD!
dragonyox 2 years ago
lol i found this video quite funny, nice man. atleast you don't take your anger out on the wall like that english guy who couldn't get into COD:MW2. i hired this out with a friend and fucking hated it, never listening to him again.
Cleverdot 2 years ago
You're right! This game does suck! Thanks for showing me.
jedidude64 2 years ago
When your head explodes at :42 seconds, that bell noise... it's from some song! Anybody know what song it is? It's really bugging me!
dmg051793 2 years ago
AC/DC Hells Bells.
wafflemonster2 2 years ago
"for whom the bell tolls" ma guud friend =)
123guu 2 years ago
They have acid blood? What are they fucking xenomorphs?!
TheRealToony 2 years ago
lol, da kick is so funny
APDK1219 2 years ago
yeah that game is shit
A KNIFE WHIT EMPY AMMO!!!!!
Scorponox93 2 years ago
Its not that its bad controls its just you suck.
miz97 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
The first part of this game is not about shooting vampires it is about avoiding them... you can't start shooting people in Splinter Cell either! The kicking is used to open wooden ammo boxes without wasting ammo! Dont' walk into the acid, simple rule... The game is not great but it's not THAT bad!
naglery74 2 years ago
a kick? a kick, they thoew in a kick when are you ever going to use that.........well at the end of the vid when the dead vampire was walking towards you lol and how am i supposed to get across this?oh wait,*sigh* shimmy
Cillianl0 2 years ago
man this gamee ok when they come 2 u it is just secery
IEAT20CHICKENS 2 years ago
if you replace lloyd with chuck norris, this game would be much better.....
caeserman001 2 years ago
I have to agree with you there,
Here is a fact, Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head...
insider011 2 years ago
yep,
and chuck norris killed two stones with one bird!
caeserman001 2 years ago
iam glad i didnt rent this crap
foxhole3 2 years ago
I did X_X friend got borderlands and I got this shit.
ichigo37111390 2 years ago
shame on you young man
jafat 2 years ago
they could have atleast put some cheats or some shit.THAT WOULD MAKE UP FOR THE CONSTANT DIEING!
TheSampleCarmine 2 years ago
when i play this game on xbox 360 it freaks me out! hmm on the upside the game is still pretty cool
crazymonkey0990 2 years ago
the idea and multiplayer are the only cool thing about.The rest is completely bullshit
TheSampleCarmine 2 years ago
dude... idk u suck at games LOL
TheBuddhaKid 2 years ago
who ever buys this game is a complete retard
nate045 2 years ago 3
I bought it at gamestop for $2, i had to demand a refund.
cattomjak 2 years ago
This game would be more entertaining if you could play as Matias Nelson, trust me when I say NOTHING kills that guy, he could just walk up to them and be all like "dude", and he'd be fine.Let me give you a for instance, just for the hell of it I got in a helicopter and went as high as possible, then jumped out, he jumped out saying "who needs a shooooot!", and when he hit the ground, not only did he not die, but he recovered all his health in about a minute.he would literally mulch those vamps.
Rock1Golem 2 years ago
good review you remind me of mark from peepshow
weedking101 2 years ago
i liked the game because it was so shit but the commentary is fucking hilarious
callofdutyman13170 2 years ago
Hot damn this was funny. I had to watch the rest of your videos after this. This and the RE1 summary.
l33tpwn4ge 2 years ago
That was awesome!! Funny as fuck!! That game is hard as hell and it SUX!!
xxxsweetgingerxxx 2 years ago
@PcRox: no its also available on ps3
frontman3283 2 years ago
And that is one of the worlds biggest mysteries as to "why"?
MegaMacTV 2 years ago
i had this game its stupid and hard as hell and the storyline sucks tits
f1530 2 years ago
ya but sucking tits is good!
RiflemanBob 2 years ago 4
So you say the game sucks tits, big deal. Simply don't play the game. Simple as that. Stop flaming.
4CzNs 2 years ago
But the game really does suck ass.If noone said it sucked, more people would play it, and then we'd have a lot of very sad pandas, er, people, on our hands.
Rock1Golem 2 years ago 2
o of corse fucking shimmy lmao
leonraven1988 2 years ago
this cloud be a good game instead its just lame
xixa322 2 years ago