Scrubs Moment: Oh yeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you!

[NoIslamThx]

Best scrubs moment ever :D

[KirillDzsini]

gets me everytime :DDD

[Simps3210]

press 5 to get straight to the line

[XLUpLoaderXL]

best character from scrubs by far!

[TheRobi144]

I will murder you! xDDD

[TheMatrixLogOut]

press 5 ;)

[blusuck]

all hail ted all hail ted all hail ted

[MrMarshmellos]

Hahahaha

[silverdragon147]

LOL i love how his face just stay completely straight while he screams it in his head.

[lollkollable]

ted has a great poker face

[Opalance]

I HATE it when I'm watching this episode on tv and it gets to this part and I get all excited and they edited out half of his lines...

[ShadowZone1996]

Bob Kelso disliked this 21 times!

[kissmyshoesx]

best part is how his face stays completely straight during the whole thing xDD

[ilovevegas1976]

@blockization that sound like O YAA I WILL MURDER U oh ya suck it b**** I will murder u!!

[asaaqas]

i feel like ted.

[Blockization]

They cut out SUCK IT BITCH on Comedy Central.

[MercifulFilms]

Great Scott!

[Novarto]

One of my favorite scenes in Scrubs. I laughed so fucking hard at this!

[leeron111]

Not today Bobbo!

[ender212]

OMG, the French version will murder you !

[chabab]

roflol! I will murder You!

[TopGearSeason12Epi1]

best scene ever

suck it bob

[KuruGDI]

epic scene xD

[EXRazeBurn]

0:07-0:12

All those in favor of this being a SSBB taunt, thumbs up!

[ShadowZone1996]

@EXRazeBurn Ted for Smash Bros!

[ElroyJetsonME]

i too sometimes say shit like this in my head because other wise i might get in to big trouble. lol

[ninjutsu87]

the song at the background its, forever lost by the magic numbers, scrubs rules

[holymosesstudios]

whats that song in the background?

[slientwindX]

ted rules!!!!

[KuruGDI]

one of my favorite scenes xD

[finalassault]

Lol i just watched this censored on tv, it's so funny 'cause there's a long silence where he's supposed to say "suck it b****".

[SisterGnu]

AHAHAHAHA love it

[dutertekid]

ahh classic ted

[partygirl209]

i wish he said his thoughts out loud!!

would have loved 2 see Dr. Kelso's reaction!!

[6FGX9]

one time he does speak his thought out loud... and after that he says to himself like damn ted, now you said what you wanted to think and thought what you wanted to say

[partygirl209]

i remember that! he should do that more often!!

[6FGX9]

i agree... teds the man

[partygirl209]

duh! lol!

[Alexthegamer100]

He imagined that with a straight face, right on.

[EyeWatchMovies]

I don't know what universe you're livin' in, buddy

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

I think only the remote island of nonscrubia has those opinions.

( i know, its corny. xD)

[acethinjo]

priceless :D

[jonabig]

lol everyone is so mean to ted, ill be your friend ted ^_^ just uhh... dont kill me is all hahaha

[LindaBlack1]

great^^

[Azlak0507]

If they gave him a manical psychopathic laugh in his head it would really have topped that scene off. Ted rocks.

[jondaspark]

ever since i saw this i hear it in my head when im talking to annoying customers, what worries me is one day i might say it instead.

[98RamMagnum]

I did something like that, i used to work at a garage and people came in for stupid things, and one time a woman came in saying she lost her 710 cap...and i was staring at the car wondering wth she was talking about, i noticed the oil cap missing, i meant to say it in my head, but....it came out my mouth, if i recall correctly i said "oh my f***ing god she can't be that retarded".

[98RamMagnum]

Lol, says the eurofag.

[98RamMagnum]

That is horrible, you must be even less intelligent than Bush was, you can't even spell dumb correctly. I feel bad for your family.

[dnycp]

what the hell is wrong with you! everyone makes mistakes!

i actually have a sense of humor and find that funny....just leave people alone if you can't be kind to them.

[dnycp]

i'm not saying that you can't talk to anyone!

but you sure as hell DONT have to be an asshole to people!

[Sterlingzap]

6 seconds to 12 seconds. My new answering machine message

[121232324321]

he doesnt really say that. i bet its edited on there cuz it doesnt sound like ted

[Sterlingzap]

Yes, yes he says it.

[KennyFlameOfFire]

hey dude this is real cus i have seen the episode

[TheDoctorLovesMe]

No. He really does say it.

[olopower]

Actually.. He thinks it...

[shadowwalker6666]

12 secs

180k views

hillarious :)

[Nightcruiser1989]

Just love that expressionless face xD

[SirMorak]

I WILL MURDER YOU ! xDD

[superbloonpopper]

he doesnt say suck it bitch on the real episode

[tacks96]

ya he does but depending on what station it does not.

[BillyKavouriaris]

@superbloonpopper  Then what does he really say?

[SayuriLady]

What season and episode is this?

[ITimmzl]

Ted FTW

[TaisToiXD]

He is like the most under-rated character in Scrubs

But he's hilarious

XD

[4evayoung345]

LOOOL ive watched it so many times and im still rolling around laughing

[murre234]

original language is allways the best

[kenyoung1981]

Original is the best. Even watching foreign movies that I can't understand I prefer subtitles instead of English dubbing.

Even if one can't understand the words its the fact of the emotion in the original actor's voice that has an impact on the viewer.

[Promenius]

Indeed. I watch a lot of japanese anime myself and it just sounds so WRONG when they dub it in some other language.

[kenyoung1981]

Ya have you ever watched Naruto with English dubbing? It goes from epic sounding, deep Japanese voices to annoying pre-pubescent sounding teens (much like teens on voice in Halo)

[Promenius]

*shudder*

not to mention the butchering of One Piece by the devil's right men: 4kids.

[MexicanJuice7]

It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for...

[xXSpiKeXx24553]

agree. im ger too. but u gotta watchthis in o-tone or with subs.

[Moebiu24211]

sry but in german this (and the whole Tedd) sounds much funnier. Should watch it

[saintsrowrulez123]

echt mal

[chrisAKAblub]

wtf dude its horrible in german. I am german but i watch episodes only in english.its just not real watching it in german or any other language

[vladlovesceltic]

true ... people who are responsible for dubbing movies should be shot on sight

[StefanoLHP]

LOL shut the fuck up

[Coffeebean1985]

I wouldn't say that. I am from Austria and therefore have seen it in German at first but I prefer the original version. Ted sounds just so much more freaky in English. :D

[dennisostberg]

EPIQ

[lillyCI]

...awsome...xD

[vonversace]

TED the great.

[IBOII5150I]

xD...so cool!!

he owes his moment of victory so bad!!

[Rakning]

they didn't cut out the "suck it bitch".at least not when I saw it on TV....but ofc that may depend wich country you live in

[gunslinger713]

ted gots his moments but janitor is the best

[Nemesiss120]

If looks could kill...Ted would be dead a long time ago but he would have murdered kelso with a look if he lived this far :)

[NarutoKorosaki]

In the episode they cut out "Suck it bitch."

[bpk4018]

oH YEA... SUCK IT BITCH... I WILL MURDER YOU

[Lipski4]

Ted is a beast

[AngelsTurtle]

rawr

[futuramaman07]

@Lipski4 Win

[gavin0406]

can sombody tell me the name of that song in the background and message it to my page please :P

[Keeleycide]

The song is 'forever lost' -The Magic numbers.

:)

[mxcrazykid]

haha ted is legend now that has been made my ringtone lmfao!

[MrSmegheneghan]

wtf. That sounds like it's been put in for the lulz.

[xellestar]

I know hahahaha but the great thing is it's there originally XD

[Hargy69]

Ted is the Man!

[MicahTheZombie]

I lol'd so hard at that part... But they cut out 'suck it bitch' on tv... It's so much funnier with it in. I love Ted.

[Yasmar89]

Only before 9 in the UK...

[Martinikiss791]

Good!!

I can't wait to watch it

Remember when he was being at the end of umm season 7?

And he was eating the cake he threw away out of the trash can

"Don't look at me"

Awhh hes great

[Martinikiss791]

Ted, the party man!

Guys is kelso really gone? I havent seen any season 8 episodes and I cried whenever kelso left the hospital with his picture >=[

[mosaicendk]

Nope he is just retired he is always at the donut shop xD. But hes still there :D

[mcrmcrmcrrules1]

he gets free muffins for life

from i think Donny

at Coffee Bucks

[Lipski4]

We won a contest. It doesn't matter who from

[mcrmcrmcrrules1]

i meant Donny gives him the muffins whenever he says Donny

[Lipski4]

Yeah.

[moviedude345]

yea

hes always in the coffee shop hanging out

he and Cox are best buddies (not kidding)

[CaptainAwkwardPants]

i dont remember him saying the second part.

[Sylvanranger]

you probably watched it on E4, they cut parts off episodes, it's really annoying.

[Cruserstyle]

Love this episode!

Their story!

Todd & Ted. haha

[TheJaded]

w00t ted owns all, if only he had more wins

[bishara3]

ted is almost as crazy as hootch

[atreyurockmysocks]

ahah..

hooch is crazy

XDDDDD

[Tunazap]

Ah Ted :D

[wiccan4ever]

lol, kelso got owned.

[LunaSolTerra]

Definitely one of my favorite scenes from Scrubs.

[romankiller1]

TEDS DA BEST!!@ OH YEAH SUCK IT *****

[romankiller1]

Oh and it's from season 4, Episode 17.

It's full with ted^^

[romankiller1]

god sake I meant SEASON 6, ep 17..

[Fliptrik360]

AHAHHAHAA  that was toooo funny

[Kulska]

His face is the damn best :p

[blackgigus]

i can't stop laughing, Ted deserves this.

[CuteLilWolfy]

xD

i love how he's just so passive when he's thinking that.

o_o

:D

[tacks96]

Ted is such a stud!

[joshl19]

ROFL!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!

this scene is absolutely hilarious!!

his face - "OH YEAH!! SUCK IT...."

kills me every time!!

[m14closerangeSniper]

sooner or later ted is going to be bleeding for keeping everything in!

[Sharkwizard]

haha like the time he got hit by a car during season 7. =P

[jayuk139]

lmffao hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa suck it bitch hahahaha

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

ultimate pwnage

[gmarichi01]

kelso- REJECTED!

[Chrisavz]

mfao

[andy200809]

so funny its ab hilarious this one and the one were the janitor says allright guvna no wats up your bum absolutely great series gotta love Scrubs

[laxboy802]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[S0ZIOPATH]

XDXDXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[GRMLASGS]

I can just watch this over and over again and laugh every time... xD

[Decenium]

Wow which episode is this?

[jubbles23]

It's when the females wanted their own changing room because of the men leering at them and stuff.

[Decenium]

right right, thanks :)

[lostinthoughtpro]

no its not this is from the 6 season and that episode u mentioned is from the 2 or 3 season this is the one is called their story.

[megacoolerman]

I think you two mean the same story, but he is right about the number I guess. So he doesnt deserve the -2

[MCfanboy]

don't mess with ted lol

[andytenmenthefirst]

haha, i love this clip. ^_^

[DominicG1996]

Oh yeah! Suck it bitch! I will murder you!

[ribbon978]

anyone no the song in the background?

[Ytterman]

the magic numbers - forever lost

[ribbon978]

thankyou

[Pharsphere]

You're welcome

[ClickForOutkast]

having only ppl like u on youtube would make this a better place :D

[ribbon978]

thaks. :D

[ribbon978]

sorry, i meant to say thanks. :D

[smexxime93]

i was wondering tht as well so thank you Ytterman... it is true, polite people on Youtube do make a refreshing change! =D

[ribbon978]

thanks. my parents always just told me it was manners, so i guess you should thank them to. but i understand what your saying. :D

[SmallvilleGurl276]

Love the word smexi! Its my new favorite! Lol!

[bluestar3045]

dude that ROCKS

[JUDGEMEBYMYNOSE]

Those werent his thoughts, its edited.

[Deady07slash08]

no its not

I've seen it on e4

so ha!

suck it bitch!

[JUDGEMEBYMYNOSE]

E4 Always edits out the good parts

[Deady07slash08]

not always

but still FAR too much :(

[GhostFighta4]

no they edited that out or the dvds added that to be funny.

[Nebekenezzer]

Its not edited ive got the whole dvd colection and it is on the dvds and stuff so suck it bitch!

[bluestar3045]

OH YEAH SUCK IT BITCH I WILL MURDER U!

xD

[AlphabetSoooopee]

BWAhahahahaha! This line is the single funniest line in this ENTIRE episode!! Good old Ted...

Cheers

xx

[AgentAJD]

Kelso got PWND!

[plainbond]

not really coz ted doesnt have the courage to say it out loud. it would b funny as hell if he did say it out loud. u can imagine kelso's reaction.

[alexamasan]

I do remember he accidentally called Kelso an ass out loud when he meant to say it in his head.

[plainbond]

hehehe

ted is truly the best. just make sure yyou dont break a hip by slipping on the flopsweat he leaves behind.

[ballymenamichael]

The episode when Kelos eardrums were ruptured or something and everyone made fun of him but he couldnt understand...

Kelso got better, Ted didnt know this. He walks up to Kelso and says "Listen to me, you deaf bastard!! I hate you so much every time you say my name i want to shove my fist so far down your throat and watch you choke on it!!"

Kelso: "Ted, I can hear you."

Ted:"..Who's Ted?"

[stephyx930]

lol!!!

[kjellkar]

Such a serious face.

[queensda]

my lawyer is exactly like him, I swear!!! They look the same and talk the same! It's a riot when I go to seem him for court

i can't imagine