for all i care you could take shots of yourself with a whole dildo in your mouth and I'd still be considering it more cool than nasty
but I'm an open person living in the 21th century, as long as nobody imposes anything on me I usually leave them alone, especially if they are 'not that much into me' - as i love myself and only stay around with people i love and love me
and you are a person living in some barbaric dreamland where women who are assulted or
harassed, or abused, or raped are women without self respect and all men, including psychopaths who take no for a chinese word they make no sense of are saint and holy and can take advantage of whomever they want and that's way ok
I think a person that assults others is undeserving of love
and if he is in a relationship - then he can fuck off if he thinks he will take the freedom of others by forcing them to have sex chats with him and still have freedom or love
Wow - just hit the Wikipedia article on koalas, and this jumped out at me: "The male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis. The female has two lateral vaginas and two separate uteri, which is common to all marsupials.[13]"
always wanted to hug a koala, put id prefer to hug
alison
ozph08 11 months ago
at least when a koala farts it smells like eucalyptus. you know cough drops.
icametorock1 11 months ago
"It's a damn good thing you're cute, cause I just gorged on a bowl of bamboo and I haven't gone poo yet."
redeyeduck 1 year ago
damn how I wish I was that koala
paradox2776 1 year ago
lol, at 0:47 it looks like its about to hit you with a right hook, haha.
mbrishke 1 year ago
lol pause at 0:47
sawyerbobby 1 year ago
Looks pissed
dharma12209 1 year ago
i love it i'm australian and never even been close to a koala...i only see them at zoo's and in some tree's sometimes.
yet EVERY foreigner who comes to australia does it.
haha,
hopesrocket 1 year ago
cute girl and cute koala if this where anymore cute it would be a weapon of mass destruction
Driscoll61289 1 year ago
That koala is high.
ThubTheOriginal 1 year ago
LMAO, I love how miserable and bored that Koala looks with life.
charles125 1 year ago
@loner469 LOL! that shit's mad random
LyricalMasterMind1 1 year ago
That koala looks pissed
hinik7 1 year ago
I'm not sure who I'm more jealous of, Alison or the Koala.
Marcus14G 1 year ago
ur soooo lucky! :DDDDD i wanta koala sooo badly!!!!!!!
ThePaulFiumano 1 year ago
filled with envy right now...
OGMrPorkin 1 year ago
That koala is so cute :)!
mightyjack1996 1 year ago
OMG! this is so adorable:) pretty girl and cute koala:):) what an harmony!
rivnerivne 1 year ago
I wish I was hugged like that by Alison.
mwarrior17 1 year ago 5
That is totaly awesome
eclipsestorm1975 1 year ago
that is really cool, Alison looks so cute holding that koala
killerband155 1 year ago
Good thing it didn't tear ur face off, as they are known to do...
olakunde 1 year ago
Good thing it didn't tear ur face off, as they are known to do...
olakunde 1 year ago
This Koala vid has resulted in the oddest recommendations on my profile.. ha ha.
greyequalizer 1 year ago
the Koala has a very cute nose
jmarko313 1 year ago
That Koala was just not giving a shiiit. Loved it. Made it more adorable.
BlueMaxx86 1 year ago
Lucky Koala.
themacross 1 year ago
At 1:04 the koala winks at the camera.
UltimateWheelman 1 year ago
thats soo sweet
love koala bears
Annaconda1984 1 year ago
@Annaconda1984
Really, how do you know all this?I don't remember speaking about my love life with you.
Perhaps you have been listening to too much "music"?
For a person that preaches to others concerning their behavior, you are putting a whole lot of blame on people you have not the first clue about.
Maybe you are doing this because you've been hurt and there are things you need to adress, just saying
And shooting foto's with strawberry in your mouth do not fit with respect
Selbsvertandlichkeit 4 months ago
@Annaconda1984
not that I care
for all i care you could take shots of yourself with a whole dildo in your mouth and I'd still be considering it more cool than nasty
but I'm an open person living in the 21th century, as long as nobody imposes anything on me I usually leave them alone, especially if they are 'not that much into me' - as i love myself and only stay around with people i love and love me
and you are a person living in some barbaric dreamland where women who are assulted or
Selbsvertandlichkeit 4 months ago
@Annaconda1984
harassed, or abused, or raped are women without self respect and all men, including psychopaths who take no for a chinese word they make no sense of are saint and holy and can take advantage of whomever they want and that's way ok
I think a person that assults others is undeserving of love
and if he is in a relationship - then he can fuck off if he thinks he will take the freedom of others by forcing them to have sex chats with him and still have freedom or love
Selbsvertandlichkeit 4 months ago
@Annaconda1984
The wheels do turn thought...
Selbsvertandlichkeit 4 months ago
That's one of our dealiest animals shes holding, bloody vicious motherfucker shes lucky to be alive.
ILIKECANDY00 1 year ago
That's a dropbear you're thinking of.
markiduval 1 year ago
This is meaaaannnnn
sophieallen88 1 year ago
Wow that's cool. That looks like the cuddliest thing on the planet.
IRBaboonVideo 2 years ago
it has no idea what is going on other then strange lifeforms hav things that flash n hurt its eyes. lol
thedirtys2006 2 years ago
lol he's a chubby Koala
ThunderStruck1824 2 years ago
Koalas are my favorite.
So, yeah... good thing he didn't like... Poop in your hand, you know? Cuz that would have totally ruined the experience.
...I'm just saying.
Atayin 2 years ago
I wish I were the koala. :) Lucky joey!
greyequalizer 2 years ago
that's....adorable!! :)
youtmeme 2 years ago
poor thing looks defeated. Another win for us humans. Hell yeah
mattmanjapan 2 years ago 4
This Koala doesn't realize who he's hugging. Put some arm into it!
ilv244 2 years ago 3
rofl!!!!! :'D
jeremy9210 2 years ago
That koala looked like he just woke up lol.
zeroknight55 2 years ago
I knew they were Docile, but... Wut the-- What is that...whining? Maybe a clogged garbage disposal.
salriggione 2 years ago
AAAAHHHHH damn u look cute with that thing on ur arms!!!
ima eat u up one day!! ull see! *stalker tone* (dont worry im in FL LOL)
michaelpm 2 years ago
Wanna grab it too!!!!!!!!! ^.^
Kinkyilu 2 years ago
i meant hold it.. and also squeezy it =)
Kinkyilu 2 years ago
This is a classic case of Cute overload.
deathnail316 2 years ago
i envy that koala
wutchamacallit 2 years ago
That moment was broken into thirds in Alison's mind:
1/3 The Koala is adorable
1/3 Stop fucking taking pictures of me with the Koala
1/3 God I hope this thing doesn't shit in my hand.
TheMotherfer 2 years ago 2
Lucky koala!
Itsreload 2 years ago
Wow that things pretty docile, you should try wrangling koalas in the bush, I'll tell you they can be really vicious.
Exile2347 2 years ago
alison you rock!! please post more vids
Evanthrash321 2 years ago
the koala looks like she is thinking "no want"
eatyourveggies43 2 years ago
daily schedule for koala
1.sleep
2.eat
3.sleep
4.unmentionables
5.picture time
6.sleep
Manieshevitz 2 years ago
Lucky koala, was waiting for it to poo or peepee. nom nom on haislip's boobies!
phayde1 2 years ago
Too cute Alison!!!
CAPTAMERICUS 2 years ago
aweeee so cute and there is also a koala in the video
skeith0 2 years ago
Is it weird tha tI imagine the koala randomly talking and sounding like Paul Hogan?
Thats not a Knoife! THIS IS A KNOIFE!!
Lucario42586 2 years ago
Aww!!!! So cute!
X9ioBioaY6X 2 years ago
Koala "it's a shitty job, but it pays the bills... at least this one's cute.." lol.
Th3Gu35T 2 years ago 24
Koala looks so unamused.
Borikwa23 2 years ago 3
Taping?
Borikwa23 2 years ago
I was waiting for her to walk away with the koala
Guitarrocks23 2 years ago
I'm jealoussss! When I was in Oz I could only barely touch it's back with the back of my hand. :\
Win for you though! :D
MrCoeniepoenie 2 years ago
Alison and cuddly animals what a pair
woodchuck927 2 years ago
You are so lucky. Great pic.
instantwagner 2 years ago
TOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maragoth101 2 years ago
Too much cuteness! My head is going to explo-
mastersplinter1224 2 years ago
A cute animal with an even cuter girl!!!!!!!!!!!
armack2008 2 years ago
can you hold me next??
LaCokaNostra81 2 years ago
nice
xxgiovannix 2 years ago
That definitely beats the Parrot they let you hold in Mexico. Awesome!
stewieX 2 years ago
Its like cute collided with cuteness and imploded on itself creating a quantum singularity of cute.
BrittneySS 2 years ago
beast
miller5679 2 years ago
i want to be that koala
joe21v78 2 years ago 2
it's so fuzzy!
Techercizer 2 years ago
OMG! This is the first time I'm actually jealous of someone famous.
yyt19 2 years ago
she's so damn cute... and the koala's nice, too!!
hendecahedron 2 years ago 3
Wow that photographer was bitchy "c'mooon - focus!"
meh, just because SHE didn't have a marsupial! =P
MaxSafeheaD 2 years ago
Wow - just hit the Wikipedia article on koalas, and this jumped out at me: "The male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis. The female has two lateral vaginas and two separate uteri, which is common to all marsupials.[13]"
PortlandDriver 2 years ago
just like you the koala is so cute
Supershadow142 2 years ago
lucky
gl3bm 2 years ago
I want to hold a Koala it looks so cute
RyuKlinge 2 years ago
That is awesome!!
rvink 2 years ago
poor Koala it looks as if it's unhappy. Im telling PETA!!! xD
theletdown 2 years ago
Ha good one!
gtwfilms 2 years ago
And Koala's are ugly, yet cute.
brt5470 2 years ago
cute!
GAMEZILLA50K 2 years ago
this video makes me happy that mike vick was born in america...
pb0o6 2 years ago
i definitely need to buy a koala if it'll bring alison around.
RKOfan91 2 years ago 2
I would buy you a koala, Alison. I WOULD BUY YOU A KOALA!!!
Love love
unopepito06 2 years ago
Lucky Koala.
brettmojo 2 years ago 2
lol it really does look like Wanda Sykes!
yayoGAME 2 years ago
I love Koalas... But they are vicious. D:
lostdahlia 2 years ago
Can i swap places with the koala :D
thehumansilversurfer 2 years ago 2
Alison lets make a baby
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago 3
A Koala Baby!
michiyoyoshiku 2 years ago
Wow, that koala is adorable.
Secura784 2 years ago
just awesome !!!
the look on your face lol awesome
craigjkb 2 years ago
5 / 5 --- OMG OMG OMG! SHE REALLY IS D;
tgquagmire 2 years ago
That's soooooo cute!
Xsuit 2 years ago
I have never seen Haislip so happy
CAlex6977 2 years ago 2
I held a crocodile.
It was a bit awesome.
somethingfun 2 years ago
KOALA YOU ARE SO LUCKY ,LUCKY,LUCKY!
ronaldguinhawa 2 years ago
I'm thinking that moment will trump being proposed to and getting a big rock on your finger! I've never seen a girl happier. FUN FTW!
sullydude24 2 years ago
Very Cute.
MattJSour 2 years ago
Hah cute.
99timshi 2 years ago
jebus... koalas don't make fun of the koalas's hyperactive composure... they're just saving the energy for some wicked wild days long mating...
right? xD
AnonnymouZ 2 years ago
That is way too cute. ^_^
mynando 2 years ago
haha she looked soo happy lol
ArisBates 2 years ago
Somebody get that koala a cheeseburger.... He's sooo stoned!
dAdE1507 2 years ago
That koala looks enthralled.
michaelaranda 2 years ago 2
Beyond jealous.
Karoshikun 2 years ago
So lucky! I wish I were that koala.
bazbal 2 years ago
wow alison you are so friggin pretty :)
brianlamaine 2 years ago
I like turtles.
fuckengerginof 2 years ago
i want one
Thunderlips360 2 years ago
Koala's are high all the time on eucalyptus leaves and most have herpes......not so cuddly now huh?
50Calabyte 2 years ago
Don't most koalas have herpes? I'm being serious.
DJMight 2 years ago
ive heard this too
hymen1847 2 years ago
Aw, she is so cute. Oh, the koala too.
severnjeff 2 years ago
they're so cute it doesn't even look real. Looks more like a plush animatronic doll
anthonybooyay 2 years ago
I wanna be the koala! I wanna be the koala!
skullofajester 2 years ago
So precious precious and totally *rad :-)'s
boogypopme 2 years ago
us aussies love eating koalas they taste like chicken
pauldonald 2 years ago
Alison you can come cuddle this Aussie any day!
brad0wen 2 years ago
is it just me or does that koala look drunk?
ReillyDude 2 years ago
Super awesome!!!
Mikie76 2 years ago
omg, i never thought i'd envy a Koala.
japjapcat 2 years ago
Luckiest. Koala. Ever.
pr0bablyinsane 2 years ago
didn't you tweet about this like 2 weeks ago?
ncalaiaro 2 years ago
the info is funny :)
tokenchoke311 2 years ago
Congrats! XD
C4NT1 2 years ago
me=jealous
thats a win
tubirokr21 2 years ago
jealous doesn't begin to describe it, its a koala ugh... so cuddly
falconfira 2 years ago
they are cute.
do they smell bad?
amihan99 2 years ago
I now have a new goal in life... To hold a Koala
gregair 2 years ago
You're so adorable. I gotta start watching the feed more often.
Vfaceoner 2 years ago
Thats Awesome!
clipperfan913 2 years ago
You`re cuter than the koala
justafase 2 years ago
Koalas are actually totally ferocious... well, that is, they would be, if they weren't stoned out of their minds all the time.
Alfrebaut 2 years ago
hah! i remember going to this exact spot, im preeety sure as a kid and holding (what was probably a different) koala too!
redrl 2 years ago
Not sure what's cuter. The koala or your stunned expression.
DaywaltFearFactory 2 years ago
Koalas always look secretly pissed!
seanjohn1604 2 years ago
lol i love that awkward smile you have when you're cheesing for the camera :P
lookitskazzy 2 years ago
haha, that Koala is just chill. Awesome :)
jax12007 2 years ago
his peener or her peener was by your boobs!!!!
sparkchronic 2 years ago
australia rocks
rahorin 2 years ago
Damn, lucky Koala, I wish I was that Koala!!!!!! ;)
pbrskater26 2 years ago 3
So true
MrRamone420 2 years ago
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ekho26 2 years ago