Pooping In Public | Black Ops 69-5 WMD

[RedwoodGamer]

I remember this one time there was the miniature sink that look liked a urinal so I peed in it thinking it was a urinal. Then I walk away and see this guy putting his hands in it thinking, dumb ass, and then I realize I'm a dumb ass who peed in it and now he was putting his hand in my piss.

[RedwoodGamer]

Stand up for the win!

[xcHiDdyBaNgGx]

oh and hell ya i stand up

[jhoegames]

@xcHiDdyBaNgGx thats right! haha

[blackopsbc123]

@xcHiDdyBaNgGx me 3. lol

[xcHiDdyBaNgGx]

1:34  Diddo

[1337Divine]

Im have like an EXTREME arachnophobia, when there was a spider in my car on the country road I FREAKED out i didnt know what to do so i stopped and opened the door, ended up waiting for around 10 minutes to crawl out of the car. ( I Was in the country side )

[adoriortus]

i have never heard of these pissing trofs because they dont have those where i live but they sound disgusting

[jhoegames]

@adoriortus yeah they are

[pcgamerguy1234]

I occasionally watch the gameplay but most the time I listen to the commentary

[gohawksgo231]

i stare at the gameplay but dont really think about what is going on

[001Chilled]

I stand up because i dont wanna miss my butthole and have a sticky hand

[jhoegames]

@001Chilled very true

[Mrbrandoncoolvids]

lolz i dont shit anywhere but my house unless its a clean hotel

[jhoegames]

@Mrbrandoncoolvids thats true :D

[5780aaron]

You gotta buy a butt cleaner or (boday or bidet)

[jhoegames]

@5780aaron haha ill pass on water spraying in my butt

[5780aaron]

@jhoegames lol i have one in my house its plastic and extendable

[misstaramcmahon]

if you need to poop in a public toilet, grab a bunch of toilet paper and chuck it in the bottom of it first then do your business. no one can here anything. works for pee as well if your a girl.. lmao

[jhoegames]

@misstaramcmahon true haha

[yourivanleur]

what's wrong with wiping your ass standing 

[jhoegames]

@yourivanleur idk they say only 20% do

[thesarge1307]

I too am afraid of shitting in a puplic toilet it's torture........

[jhoegames]

@thesarge1307 that it is

[demon07nd]

I'll listen to commentaries on my phone while driving on the high way

[SpawnofFreddy]

im cool with taking a piss but i just cant shit in public unless i really have too

[branstan100]

I like poop under my balls...it makes me feel special...JK

[jhoegames]

@branstan100 haha

[DoubIeKiIl]

i make my friends pee shy, lols.

they say they have to take a piss and ill be like ILL BE OUT HERE LISTENING

they dont appreciate it...

[jhoegames]

@DoubIeKiIl rofl y

[mattvcsiv]

i kinda get that too but think about it this way are you listening to ppl pee? if no then they probably arent listening to you pee unless they are total creep asses lol

[jhoegames]

@mattvcsiv true lol

[scotti9308]

I hardly watch the gameplay when it's your story time, i go on a game or something because its just easier listening to you :)

[jhoegames]

@scotti9308 thats the same thing I do when watching

[IILarrII]

I listen to what ppl have to say, I wish everyone would mute the gun sounds but oh well.

[jhoegames]

@IILarrII yeah I try and keep it low, so its in the background to add a little something to mix 

[IILarrII]

@jhoegames I dont blame you at all, everyone uses in game sounds. its just my opinion so dont sweat it xD

[jhoegames]

@PyroTyProductions haha thanks man

[TheSloshykiller5]

oh yhea for got to tell u that UR AWSOME

[TheSloshykiller5]

about a 70 miles from were i live thers a rest stop that has porn magazines in the stals

[jhoegames]

@TheSloshykiller5 Thanks and thats a fucking awesome reststop

[awesomemike996]

i dont watch the gameplay, i listen

[MrSwartz69]

I just listen

[Anderstheankan]

in sweden there is a GIANT shop that is big as a Mall and they got 5 floors with just random shits in it. I had to go to the bathroom wich is on the 3 floor and i wass on the 1st floor and the poop wass just outside my ass and i couldnt hold it so i went to a corner then i pooped. BTW they threw me out and sued me :/ i still dont undrestand

[jhoegames]

@Anderstheankan rofl idk why they would do that

[Cunrakes]

I don't watch the gameplay, I just listen to the commentary :) (unless the video is all about the gameplay :p)

[brian957]

i heard that AppleP11E guy who went went offline at 1:19 is sexy as a motherfucker

[jhoegames]

@brian957 oh? I bet he is

[brian957]

i watch the gameplay

[infamouzVSprototype]

i never knew u had to wipe ur ass while seating down.. i thought it was when ur standing up cause it makes sense

[jhoegames]

@infamouzVSprototype Of course you can

[CorruptHQ]

I have the same fucking rpoblem witht he stupid fucking bathrooms. I just leave and come out...

[jhoegames]

yeah it seems to be common

[chadfacedbear]

i both listen and watch, your videos keep me interested in the game, i only get to play it probs once a week

[DakotaDidYouGaming]

it just depends on if im busy or not, but it seems most times i just listen and not watch the game play.

[jhoegames]

@DakotaDidYouGaming nice

[killerdino12]

We are so much alike in that public restroom talk like everything u said is the same with me

[jhoegames]

@killerdino12 haha thats awesome

[GOLDENMAGNUM357]

i sit

[GOLDENMAGNUM357]

when i get board of you talking the gameplay saves me so the gameplay is an important part

[jhoegames]

@GOLDENMAGNUM357 true true

[GIMRvLOGS]

just lift all your junk up, spread those legs, and wipe away!

[jhoegames]

@GIMRvLOGS haha nice visual 

[GIMRvLOGS]

I watch the gameplay for about 2 mins then click off and just listen haha

[SewerCritter]

i stand when i go

[jhoegames]

@SewerCritter woo!

[122chucknorris]

the only thing im afraid of is loud noises. Up untill just this year, even a balloon popping would scare me, and id fake having to go to the bathroom. Now, its just fireworks. On Canada Day, at night, ill put in earbuds and lie listening to really loud music until theyre over, then I go to sleep. But sometimes someone sets of a firecracker right outside my window, and ill literally start crying. Thats legit the only thing im scared of

[jhoegames]

@122chucknorris I used to be scared of loud noises I remember we had a parade every year around here and ti would end with like a cannon truck, scared the shit outta me

[122chucknorris]

@jhoegames what happened? one year u jsut didnt mind anymore?

[blackopsbc123]

im in mich. too

[jhoegames]

@blackopsbc123 nice where about?

[blackopsbc123]

@jhoegames south west.

[jhoegames]

@blackopsbc123 nice Im like 20 mins south of downtown

[blackopsbc123]

@jhoegames nice. keep in touch :)

[liljack8421]

Dude when you can't piss in a public restroom it's called little penis syndrome.....It's OK most guys won't look at your cock unless it's Chuck he ALWAYS looks at every ones. Another reason why you shouldn't worry about it I'm a life long survivor of this life altering syndrome....

[jhoegames]

@liljack8421 haha glad to know ill be alright

[6production9]

I have the same problem with the public bathrooms, but I'm fine if I'm in a stall. It's really awkward how everyone on the stalls tries to look at your dick like they've never seen one before. I'm afraid of heights too, but the opposite of you. I'm fine if I don't have any protection, but put me in a roller coaster.. FUCK THAT.

[jhoegames]

@6production9 thats crazy i love me some roller coaster, and yeah I keep my eyes focused down at all times

[andrewman3ie3]

69-5!!!!!!!! lol they went 11-41

[jhoegames]

@andrewman3ie3 haha yeah I kinda had a field day on them

[xXCoNTiiQkSXx]

when your walking down the road and you feel a heavy load diaria diaria :P lol gud times

[jhoegames]

@xXCoNTiiQkSXx rofl

[andrewman3ie3]

i stand

[mrguit4rmaster]

one time in a reststop in one of the carolinas there was about 25-45 prisoners chaned together peeing it was finny but that is the fastest i have ever peed

[jhoegames]

@mrguit4rmaster thats fucking crazy lol

[GTLx16]

4:00 "PHUCK-YO C0UCH" lololol.

[GTLx16]

If you take 10 minutes in the bathroom people will think you're taking a shit;p

[jhoegames]

@GTLx16 true they will

[caelum15]

i stand up too your not alone :L

[jhoegames]

@caelum15 glad to hear im not

[BigMitsaras]

can i add you?

[jhoegames]

@BigMitsaras sure

[infamouzVSprototype]

@jhoegames can i add u ,u seem like a great person to have as a friend

[awesomemike996]

@jhoegames broo i stand and wipe my ass. loll

[jhoegames]

@awesomemike996 yes!

[awesomemike996]

@jhoegames Your not alone. haha, if i sat down and wiped my ass well i dont know.. i dont see how that would work xD

[jhoegames]

@awesomemike996 yeah I was gonna try one day just to see haha

[uhslower]

I like to mix it up while I wipe my ass

[jhoegames]

@uhslower Nice

[iTzLSDirection]

im watching your vids primarily cause of your hilarious storys ;)

[jhoegames]

@iTzLSDirection thats what Im hoping people would say :D Thanks!

[personthatcomments1]

i sometimes watch the gameplay but always listen aswell

[zombie9636]

@jhoegames when are you going to have an open lobby again?

[ford3984]

i hate pooping in public restrooms, if i walk into a restroom and someone else is pooping i walk out and come back later. If im on the crapper and someone walks in i will hold it in till they are done. I dont have the fear of pissing but pooping deff.

[MrChucklesGaming]

Ok, I thought we shared the same fear. I'm just a germaphobe. I can piss in public restrooms, but I can't shit in them, because I don't want my ass touching the toilet. Also, I get stuck in the restroom if there's no paper towels to open the door with. I have a snake, but I'm deathly afraid of spiders.

[jhoegames]

@MrChucklesGaming Im a germaphobe too I think thats why I cant poop in them things ewww

[KAG9]

I listen to what you say:d

[bdude1234567890]

i laugh whenever i hear poop

[14789632539]

Very weird... but i HATE public bathrooms. Very entertaining. Good Job.

[herllofunnystuffhaha]

i was eating while listening to dis........ lol

[jhoegames]

@herllofunnystuffhaha haha I should probably toss up a disclaimer before these eh

[herllofunnystuffhaha]

@jhoegames that would help :)

[lupe4life123]

pussy lol jk

[jhoegames]

@lupe4life123 :p

[dudeperson953]

I listen to it while playin cod

[jhoegames]

@dudeperson953 I sometimes do that

[dudeperson953]

@jhoegames ya it really helps when they are an hour long

[dudeperson953]

@jhoegames ya it really helps when they are an hour long

[Superblaster73]

How can you be scared of snakes . I love them , in school by some reason a lot of snakes appear and I grab them just for the lolz . And I'm scared of clowns :( they are the devil

[jhoegames]

@Superblaster73 idk snakes freak me out haha

[M16Ben]

Great game Joe. I remember one time where I was washing my hands in a bathroom and this guy walks into the stall, sits on the toilet, lets out a huge fart, and he says,"Uhhh yeah." I tried so hard not to laugh. Public bathrooms make me laugh too much, especially if they smell like poop. Public bathrooms are kind of gross when you think about them.

[jhoegames]

@M16Ben haha yess Idk why people make so much noise

[97AlbinoZebras]

I also stand while whipin my ashhole

[jhoegames]

@97AlbinoZebras YESS!

[FrostySwede]

i don't care about public bathrooms or anything like that but i don't like those dirty ones and i don't like peeing in the middle lol but other then that yea I'm all good

[jhoegames]

@FrostySwede yeah I really hate them 

[mybigwang1]

Also I put toilet paper around the seat

[mybigwang1]

So basically Jhoe is like Tyler Durden. He can't piss when someone is watching

[jhoegames]

@mybigwang1 this is the truth

[Aredon1]

Usually i have the gameplay at the background, but when the commentator points out in his commenting to the gameplay i usually check it out.

[darkwizard26]

i stand up. like a boss



[sbrideau2000]

I do watch the gameplay during the commentary. Helps me on how play without lag. Yes, BO was laggy as hell, now I have optic fiber internet, and while it is still lagging, it's very minimal.

[lovedavdubs]

XD Great commentary! LOL!

[jhoegames]

@lovedavdubs Thanks man, and yeah teh flush trick is great lol

[lovedavdubs]

I watch the game play for strategy tips. :) But I HATE public bathrooms. I totally agree. I also do the flush trick lol

[lovedavdubs]

I watch the game play for strategy tips. :)

[Nickashleychannel]

i watch and listen btw

[jhoegames]

@Nickashleychannel haha the 31days

[gow2rox]

great vid!@!!!

[jhoegames]

@gow2rox Thankss

[Nickashleychannel]

just want to say now its nearly October I have you 31 day vlog tune in my head lol