Dear Penis
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  • Brunette is fuckin hot but wouldnt say no to a threesome, Charlie Sheen style lol

  • what a rip off! Girls, be original and dont copy other people (although it might appear flattering.....at least give credit where credit is due!)

  • Dear BitcheS

    Both Of You Are Like Ma Hairy Balls.....Svrew You Ur Pussy Have Too Many Holes

    Dear BitcheS :D

  • Yous piss me off nuff said learn the song before u try duin a mine u fuckin retards

  • so shit u have copied the 2 boys who did the original, u shit wannabees, come up with ur own idea!!!!!!!

    

  • you should song < Dear Pussy is suitable for you

  • found this reasnably easy to wank over ;)

  • hooters <3

  • Come to my house and show me

  • bitch dont like penis bitch ass

  • PASK

    

  • lan ne işsiz salaklarsınız ya

  • You have a penis!??

  • so damn funny!! Great job!

  • paper towel not toilet paper but i'll take the brown hair girl any day the blond one is kinda weird but after a bottle of patron i'll dick her down to

  • dr jay and easy lee were so much better she didnt even know the song and she was soo full of herself!!!!

  • nice penis :P

  • Need to learn the song a bit more

  • I didn't need a magazin if I had that brown haired girl :D thumbs up if agree!

  • Thanx, 2 funny

  • That's toilet paper not a paper towel you dumb natural blonde

  • total knockof of dr. jay and easy lee

  • jesus they are gorgeous

  • derm but i thought girls didnt have penis em well no wonder some can b such big dicks haaah jk lol

  • altho is is good no one can do it like lads can because only true lads know what it means :)

  • I want a Hooters in denmark if they where as hawt as this 2

  • Im kinda hooked on the blonde cutie, I love their sense of humor..wish she would call me haha

  • if u freez it at 13 secs it looks like she giving head

  • wow chicks singin about hatin THEIR penis and piontin at THEIR crotch now the a boner destroyer

  • You Girls just fucked this video clip... it was funnier till you ** Girls** Fuck it

  • I FIND THIS HARD TO MASTURBATE TO

  • sexy x

  • nice jaw bitch

  • lol

  • haha cute!!

  • they were fit as fuck

  • they were shit but hey i watched it gen coz they wer worth a poke lol

  • Thats a big ole sexy penis you got there

  • Shes hot but ive just wanked 4 times in the past 2 hours so im not in the mood

  • I just got drinkin

  • I might not like my Penis, But it definately likes you ;)

  • U guys are really fit :D

  • Did anyone click here for the boobs? :D

  • Hotties Singin bout Mans best friend, anymore we need? :D

  • fucking hell shes hot as fuck id tap that shit all night

  • I'd tap that. Then again. And again. And once more for the hell of it. Then I'd repeat the whole process.

  • you have a dick?!?!?!??!?!?!

    

  • videos shit nice tits tho

  • this video is shit and ther are both butterskets

  • i want a nude version of this video :)

  • lol

    

  • da brown haird girl is so cute

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  • look they sang a good cover end of.......they both looked sexy,so cause they was sexy n didnt offer you nowt,they are shit are they.................i dont think so

  • girls are hot but thats stupid

  • 0:47 - 0:50 = CUUUTEEEE ^^

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  • BIG TITTIES :DDDDD

  • THIS IS A WAY BETTER VERSION OF DEAR PENIS thumbs up for this vid. lol

  • id shag the brown haired one :D

  • @360xDan m8, id shag both of them

  • wow they are both fit as fuck wow

  • I ve never ever ever thoult i would say this can i play with your penis.That still sounds sick but ya have to see the vid i said it to.5 stars

  • Okay better that the dr jay n easy-lee which i filmed i was filming that one ;) xx

  • wow i wish my penis looked like that...

  • wtf? your fucking stupid.

  • I would like you both to meet my penis.

  • Just goes to show the penis envy of woman. Singing a song about it, after copying a video from other guys, right down to trying to act the same. Sad.....

  • YOU GIRLS ARE AWESOME....LMMFAO

    

  • what the fuck she thinks she's doing?unless she shaves.that is so so so fucking stupid of her and the one who created that fucking clip.

  • that is messed up but cool

  • Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • did anyone else click this video because the chick are hot?

  • @R3TR0SPECTisFTW yeah xD

  • Rodney, u r such a great artist, even girls love this song, instead of saying eeeeew, I wish if he could add more stanzas.

  • @omarfy1 pervert

  • This is funny everytime :D and you guys are gorgeous

    -Sky-3(:

  • We want a nude version but on the brunette only. The blonde girl has no nice boobs as the brunette does. She is so SEXY. A SEXY BITCH/SLUT. The other girl is not nice.

  • That was cute, ladies.

  • dear vagina xd

  • @Atotzgoed looooooooool, dear Vaggie

  • sexy !! O.O

  • THE GIRL IN THE BROOWN IS HOTT WHUTZ UP LOL

  • u 2 r hot

  • wjoo... ure hott ;p

    are u a pornstarr.?

  • both are well hot :P

  • The brunette one does look like a pornstar, and the blonde one look like a white trash bitch

  • supid

  • "We were at hooters one time and our waitress that night was, uh, was qualified to work there..."

  • My version is better ;-) spur of the moment drunken thing lol

  • holy fuck its tammy mills da ulgy tart

  • Lezbatrons...

    I love Muffdivers.... :)

    By the way...That book...

    Guitar playing for dummys right ?

    I have it too XD

  • She dosen't have a penis! I AM CONFUSED O_O

  • nice bitch :D

  • big tits

  • I love you hooter

  • Hahahahahaha

  • Thats the best penis iv ever seen ;)

  • that great that a pretty hot penis

  • Fail beside the one they tried to imite (Dr Jay n Easy Lee)

  • TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND DO IT lol

  • lol

    

  • Hooters indeed lol

  • God damn HOT

  • This was just not right...would have much preferred "show them to me" or "titties and beer" !..................is it hot in here?

  • Nice one :)

  • Hmmmm can "I" be your Penis ?!?!? LoOL !!!

  • You both can have mine.-:]

  • HOT, HOT, HOT!

  • I'm not one for commenting on stuff like this (I'm friends with hotforwords so you learn) but

    BOOBS!

  • you both have awesome tits i ever seen before

  • Uh... yer, the boys did it better girls. for the purpose they actually have dicks. you dont know the words and the only reason people like this is because ur attractive (sorta) and have boobs.

    end of story

  • thetlh46

    Don't be a hater just because you probably don't have big boobs.  And they are pretty ur jealous. And people watch this video because they like it dumbass why don't you go suck on a penis

  • @TheTlh46

    Oh darl, i have E boobs, id be willing to share they give me major back pains.

    Im not jealous lol, im engaged to a fukn sexy man, who thinks im the hottest girl on the planet lol. i dont need to be jealous.

    and for the record, i do go and suck penis. my fiances and i enjoy it. so you fail :)

  • My Penis Likes The Brown Haired One

  • This is awesome! Haha bravo ladies! Ohh that tougne wiggle gave me a hard on lmao.

  • babe...you're too hot to have a penis....

  • I LOVE THESE GIRLS!!!!!

  • ur gourgeous give me a text anytime!!! 1-812-631-3529

  • ur gourgeous give me a text anytime!!! 1-812-639-7772

  • GET UR TITS OFF YOUTUBE UR GROSSS

  • Btw: learn the words.

    Brown hair chick: nice nails :)

  • not even funny how can a bird of that standard take pis out of sumet she just dont hav unless she a tranie!!

  • for some reason when women do things its not as funny anymore...

  • Is it just me, or is that a "how to upload a clip to youtube for dummies" book?

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  • Both are so beautiful. Thumbs up

  • "Dear penis, thank you Christ for makin hooters. You used to be shaved now all you do is get bored. Dear penis, thank you Christ for hooters" - TM

    Don't take it or I will be forced to royally rip you a new play hole

    lawlacost!

  • she's hot!

  • Transvestite. :)

  • wow there fit

  • he -shes i guess

  • well done ladies!!! :)

  • fuck she fucking cute

  • Whore.

  • me and my penis liked it

  • LMAO when the lyrics "It used to be you and me a paper towel and dirty magazine" she pulls out a "For Dummies" manual!!!! :D

  • My penis looks better than that blonde chick

  • lol this weird as fook

  • @DeadDemDead1 Basically from what i can understand of this video , they are both admitting that they are She-males ....... chicks with dicks

  • she looks good for a girl with a penis lol

  • nice tits ur gorgeous 

  • wow is there any1 better thn u 2... woop woop we want a nude version DEFO!!!!!

  • shes sexy!

  • your both fit as fock and it funny :) but watch ours it better

  • haha, wats the point of having the yellow pages for your "Dirty Magazine" i'll bet you have your own

  • sexy bitches :))

  • lol :-)

  • I would marry the brunette anytime...... damn!!!

  • nice it is :)

  • Great attempt from a pair of gorgeous females!!

  • My penis nevet gonna look @ da floor now dat i seen dat brunette -_^

  • My penis doesn't like me anymore.. He likes you now :D

  • datz a porn sta rite thr lol

  • maybe she's not a woman!!!

  • isnt it a bit odd for a WOMAN to be signing this song?!?!?!

  • brunette is by far hotter than the blonde not to mention her tits are fucking huge

  • she looks alot like that porno star.

  • she probaly is

  • Damn the blond one is hot!!!!!

    but.... you should of made it your own and not copyed the boys one but its still good but im sure you could make it more funnyer so give it a shot girl's x

  • Is there a nude version?

  • Nice girls :)

  • Pretty hot girls

  • id nail the other 1 2

  • id nail her

  • You are so sexy baby!!! I want a taste of that!!!

  • at 1:16 the girls look there dumbest

  • This Isnt Funny At All !!!!!

    BOOOO !!!

  • Glad to see ladies with a sense of humor. Love to see you do more and good job.

  • Dang i love funny women.The world needs more women with a since of humor. I got wood now im gonna go do things or somn. lol. jokin good stuff ladies

  • Веселые девочки))

  • Women singing about not liking their "penises" anymore. Hope the surgery went well.

  • hahahaha awsome bro

  • gorgeous x

  • very sexyx

  • so damn hot.... :)

  • your* living room, my apologize.

  • Come on guys, I must say that you're all looking disturbingly frustrated, not to say desperate.

    Go out and try to actually get the girls instead of dreaming on that ones. I have to tell you a secret : Scarlett Johansson will never fall by chance in you're living room.

    (This is exactly in thi kind of moment that I'm proud to be french. We're the best goddamn players, maybe with italian guys !)

  • playa. i could take you out anytime.. when its about girls.