Verbal Scat

[FlamingParanoiaSpoon]

cheeeeeeese!

[TheSpictor]

Spricket^^

[xelfeyesx]

you said "one bread" .. so odd.

[DaKilla27]

"And say Lemony Snicket!" Epic.

[ihopeyouredone]

Wtf did i just watch!?!?

[SomeDudeThatRants]

I do just fine.

[werty3535]

is this the fast lane daily guy

[ICharmaine]

thx for the laugh : )

[NapalmXD]

I do good.

[southparkgtaca]

You popped up like a meerkat. lol

[JamesStrangeStuart]

Awesome cool!

[KDIZ930]

ha ha that was great. i think i'll watch it three more times

[Hamhark98]

Worst rap ever/ever worster poem ever/ worstest paragraph ever.

[Lhouserr]

LOLOLOL.

worster.

[Hamhark98]

This was for Skylight1's comment and not the video.

[Abunchanada]

the ending makes the vid

[CivysCare4Soldiers2]

:) like the compilation of rhyming verbal scat(gems), you create unique vids which are being to fill the nothingness in binary space somewhere on a youtube server memmory!

[whilethiscitysleeps]

im good thanks you ? XD

[PardonMyZinger]

I wish you were my english teacher at school. It would have been so much fun!

[laughingoutloudfilms]

Very Cool!

[6XfeetXunder]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha....HA.....ha......ha.......­.....................ha?

[TomConger]

That was awesome... one more impressive video, and you can consider yourself subbed. haha

[dropapebble]

To be an amused jackass: Wow, don't like what you're doing with your facial hair, but hey, it's your face, live IT UP!

To be an amused fan: Cute, Az. Keep 'er comin' and don't crash, now!

To people flippin' about people flippin' about the facial hair:

Chill out. I don't think it matters. It's part of the content of the video, so if they want to, they want to. Ignore 'em, then. If that's what they love about his videos, or hate, let 'em. YOU keep on with your intellectual comments. :D PEACE.

[BabiiMom]

favorited :)

[mungojorie]

that rocked!

[ladyopinx]

Very fun!

Like the background. It fits.

*Bright Blessings* to you and yours.

Linda Ophoenix

[mmariebored]

Enjoyable. TY for that.

[gtfonewfag]

what the fuck happened to your face D:

[StevenErnest]

Ha, ha, Dr. Suess meets Wittgenstein.

[invisyblninja]

i feel like i've been experimented on. up next is cancer.

[CaptainBlackCatz]

lolwut?

[bulbulxp]

Fo shizzle my nizzle

[dharmapunk5]

Interesting look sans stache.

Looks good dude.

Ah and cudos as always a gem.

[PerthPete1]

I think I will stick with a normal sleep pattern and mild caffeine intake.

[johnangel00]

that video has so much to tell.............

PLEASE don't suicide ..... there are people who love you...or not,whaever

just making but jokes cause i'm bored

[reflectionist]

...I'm just waiting for the techno remix.

[thegrimmreeper]

And now I'm tempted to A) find the complete question, and B) answer it....

[HeilFire]

I'm sorry but your fucking beard is hideous. I used to think you were the coolest looking motherfucker out there. I love your videos and your old beard, but this new shit has to die. It's fine to experiment in new styles, but this one doesn't work for you at all. Lets go back to the old look... or a new one. anything else.

[xRosexThornsx]

So instead of commenting on the quality of this video, you say something about his beard.

Awesome. You're one of the most shallow idiots I've ever seen. Congrats!

[another1shortdaymore]

but u have to agree that his old beard is better.

[xRosexThornsx]

I don't CARE what his beard looks like.

I watch him because I think he's entertaining, and sometimes has content that makes me think.

He could have penises tattooed on his face, and I'd still think he was interesting.

[NwZ2]

Please do not feed the trolls.

[HeilFire]

Hey man, I'm a long time sub to him and I care about him

I just wanted to put my 2 cents in after a week of looking at his new facial hair. his old beard was amazing. You looked so badass

[NwZ2]

Meh. My mistake but I like it this way, so hah!

[jessatilley]

Thanks LOL :)[--<

[bickleschmickle]

sounds like my internal monologue.

[thebluestofpeas]

Pretty good. I must say, though, that English sure is a strange-sounding language. o_O

[faen5863]

lol at 0:27

[NorCalCorsello]

Good sh*t, or should I say "scat."

[Kroy23]

need subtitles...

[azrienoch]

You can view the text on my website. The link is in the description.

[smukerj]

bouncing titties?

you crack me up.

[MorganThen]

Oh dude. That was trippy. It's art to me man! haha! MUSIC TO MY EARS! SKIPPEDY CHING CHING CHONG!

[doctorrin]

I know a Cam'ron song with most of those same lyrics...

[Septemberameadows]

HA! :D You're silly!

[JamesCalico]

you're insane.... and wonderful

[closeoutcrew]

self-inclusive?  naturally. I am, if nothing else, insightful.

[kittypup69]

Wow. I had to watch that three times just to absorb the beauty of it.

Ah, i love this side of you rienoch.

[okiedragonlady2]

Dr Suess for adults

[lotsofthings]

Skippedy do da. Skippedy ay!

[JerryChristia]

That was beautiful.

Just...

Beautiful.

[paul02144]

Awesome video. The words (even rhyming!) and the great editing of you moving your chair around was excellent. A Great video! Five stars!

[AthiestAtJen]

This was a bit wordy, don't you think Jeff?

:)

[azrienoch]

Well, it certainly had words. I suppose it would be odd to ask if some of them were unnecessary, since the whole thing is a little unnecessary. But it also had nonwords. Too many nonwords? Again, odd question. So I guess I'll disagree with you that it's a bit wordy, and simultaneously agree with you that it's a bit nonwordy.

[AthiestAtJen]

A simple "Fuck you, Jen. Get back in the kitchen." would have done fine here.

[Kierketaard]

This reply is a bit problematic. First of all, what in this video would be an unnecessary nonword as opposed to a necessary word? It could be the sounds that are not normally recognized as words. But qua sounds intending action they are perhaps words that are not recognized as such. It is therefore neither wordy nor nonwordy, but rather metawordy, inasmuch as it encompasses both recognized and unrecognized (potential) words. However, must there be a central "Word" to establish the difference?

[BeethovenDeafJam]

You're over-analyzing something that was pretty much made to be pure entertainment.

[Kierketaard]

LOL!

say it ain't so ...

[baldyaldanos]

HAHA!!! lol bouncy titties!

[turboskanker]

best video evar.

[ninapoetry]

Have you seen that french coffee video thing? I have been feeling like that for about a week now. Coffeecoffeecoffeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e!

[fattychunksings]

lmao... fucking brilliant.

[Y0urHumbleNarrat0r]

Very nice. :)

[Selinawoman]

Bitchin question! Great rap for the crap that you usually see! But we are denied! Supplied! to be!

You rock and get to see boobies we would kill to see! woot!

Wooty woot woot! SPRICKET and you!

[bfrosty83]

well zippity do dah diggity to you too 'noch

[nbwulf]

Good times...

[missdivinestalls]

Stick it? And where pray do you propose we collectively stick it?

[largemarge1050]

why, up your ass of course

[chickenfreckle]

brilliant, as always.

[tyso0n]

HAOOOEE! XD

that was hilariously deliciously mind satisfying

[closeoutcrew]

your subscribers are stupid.

[azrienoch]

Is that self-inclusive?

[silverangel91900]

I kinda have a crush on you.

=]

[GoboSpeaks]

hmmmmmmmm i see!

[pairmaster5000]

Best intro ever.

[brahmandpedigree]

lmao. That was good for a laugh =D Thanks!

[1happiness]

Jaka Bow Wow Ta Ra We Wee!!

[HomeboundPilgrim]

Verbal Scat = Talking Shit.

Lol *****

[xakian]

and this right here is why i subscribed ..i knew i'd love the videos thereafter the first one i seen

[rovrola]

i loved it. 5 stars u nose-ring-wearing-biatch!

[cosmicterror]

This is what I call ART

[ClaudiaSwann]

BOUNCY tities BOUNCY tities

x]

[Elaina43]

Exactly what I wanted to say.

[rayofminneapolis]

Bwahahahah. Nice. Yr pretty good at that.

[NapalmXD]

I am grate.

[m0s1ah]

wtf damn that was insane...

[clairewaldorf2]

[Insert imaginary deity of choice] you make me laugh!

[MonkeyFinger23]

Dr. Suess had a very starange affect on you, Jeff.......

[Sunnyangel37]

Hehe I enjoyed this one Az

[Mephistophilus]

lmfao! That was awesome.

Shiiiiiiiit dig me some buns, leg to bone.... now cut me some slack, jack. This ain' do good none how ain' call for na' lip. Birds gets to tweeting, smack 'em yak 'em. Straight up. You know cat daddy?

[Ezekielpurger]

smoke some "tobacco" before making this video?

lol

[xjosephoenix]

Either that was a reference to his other video, and wonderfully clever, or you just decided to call it "tobacco", and wasn't clever at all.

I'm going to assume that it was a reference, and I'm going to say kudos to you, for being so funny.

[hahaXniice]

trippy..

[snowemerald]

haha.. i love it. :)

[787Bisurdaddy]

I just recently came across your videos and subscribed. I love the creative things you do with language. A true wordsmith. Good stuff.

(me obviously not a wordsmith)

[Trollschool]

I can tell you don't have as much room as you used to.

Was hoping you would do a video where you were doing something with music - but looks like maybe not enough space to get everything set up.

[melzaelf]

This is some psycho shizt! lol intriguing tho!

[azrienoch]

Wait a second. You make videos with mannequins, and I'm the psycho? ;)

[melzaelf]

A good psycho azrienoch a good psycho. lol

But I realize what you're saying. And it's not like him and I have been intimate together yet. ;)

[azrienoch]

Gasp! You should get on that, and get on that. You don't want to lose such a perfect specimen of a man (nequin) by holding out. Men have needs.

[melzaelf]

Lmao .... I am sure if he didn't abruptly end at the torso he would have expressed these needs to me. I am lucky I guess not having to deal with a horny silver male.

[azrienoch]

What. Nothing below the belt? How is it a man? What if it's a very butch woman? Or a sexless alien?

[melzaelf]

Sexless Alien that explains it Iv'e been sick with a cold. Which nastly enough gives you phlegm... This morning I coughed up what looked like a peice of a barcode, At first I thought holy sh** I must have been probed by an alien, and he tried to implant me with something. Then I realized lastnight I made tuna and the can opener was being screwy it was shredding the paper around the can... A peice of the barcode musta fell into the tuna, I ate it and oddley enough spat it back out this morning!!

[Doomsetter]

melzaelf after watching a minute of your video you have 0 credability of calling azrienoch a phsycho

[melzaelf]

Lmao I'm sure he knows I was joking!! I like his vids... If I thought he was insane, I don't think I would be subbed to him. :)

[treehamallama]

haha i love this.

[DirectionsPlease]

Lol Wut.

[elysiatheamazing]

have you increased your gauge sizes? or maybe my memory fails me. can't ever be sure, i guess.

but you gotta do what you gotta do when boredom strikes i suppose.

[azrienoch]

No, these are actually a smaller gauge than the plugs. They just dangle more.

[dl737]

I was expecting another type of scat when I clicked - impressive - as always.

[torrisrox]

That was quite entertaining. Actually made me smile, which is rare these days. Thank you.

[clovis66]

Well....that was random

but good

[ThePointlessPoint]

Now you're starting to make sense.

[nikuion]

Bouncy titties!

[grenangle]

Do you know the proper answer to " how do you do " ? It's" how do you do"

[savagian]

i like turtles

[TormentedByDemons]

Nice.

[bridgetannette19]

hahaha clever... lol

[vjm1234]

OMG! this is something I would do but never do for fear of losing subscribers! Brilliant! lol. SmileyD

[mindswantaknow]

Wierd.

[thingthingy]

Good weird though.

[Coleslayer9]

Hey man,

If I did my own "dear person I make fun of" video, would that be cool with you? If not, totally understand.

[nicanicabad]

Man are you ever delectable-

[AnssiArpiainen]

spricket and jicket? you've had karen running around your house for too long by now. now it's official

[famousony0utube]

verbal scat. so hot right now

[Sarahon06]

It's like we're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only... that's not Wayne's basement.

[ThOverdrive]

You were so bored hahahaha

[rubius0]

love the end

[trinidadnomad]

im doin good :D

[amplifierism]

^___^

[PuppyHate]

Those big ass earings were quite distracting.

[woodyrimshot]

lol:)

[Nmbrz]

silly

[Bobbiethejean]

You are completely batshit over the fucking rainbow insane and it's awesome.

[xXAjaxXx]

That's fluent jive you're talkin' there man....I sorta miss your serious stuff. This all is fine, but I hope you come back and do a serious video again someday.

[EllenRussell54]

no. i hope not. That was a good point to switch over to funny and happy.

[GramsandPapi]

That was seriously funny! Thanks, Grams

[hellohelicopter78]

Omg I love you so much.

You're just too funny.

:)

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

the contrast from erly you on youtube to now is incredible. Youtube drove you mad? O_o =]

[tmafkap]

Here's one guy who's happy to know how to work with that video editing software... the incredible Azrienoch!

[Ansonidak]

We're all here to do what we're all here to do.

[lunaris19]

Bored much?

[Timeforunleash]

...Don't answer that! xD

[HersheysKisses637]

Miley Cyrus! LOL. So awesome.

[theDracoIX]

Genius.

[NLPNVC]

Neat.

[BrainSeepsOut]

excellent example of the short cuts trend in youtube videos.

[elAsra]

Done, no more food for you, you'll be standing on caffeine and nicotine, and any other thing that ends up with -ine that you can have

[vclamp]

Bouncy titties not covered in cheese? Depends what kind of cheese, or is that the trick question?

[tadshackles]

this is the modern day version of the 80s video game "Polybius"

that is all...

also, I <3 U JEFF!

[ESTERA90]

This video is visual scat. i mean that in a good way,,,,,,,,,in some wierd sense.

[ArkeAngelRevonulet]

Road sign says..Trick question ahead proceed with caution!!

[spitfire8125]

Jeff, you never fail to entertain. Even if this is a far cry from talks of philosophy on stickam at 3 am, I still look forward to your videos

[MassZombicide]

Is Miley legal yet?

[justanotherhacker]

It occurred to me you look like an Amish version of Veritas48, with bling...

[spricket24]

hahahaha bouncy titties?

Jeff, GO TO BED! LOL!

Great vid as always! xoxoxoxoxox Karen

[datcarta]

when is the next tea time?

[spricket24]

Yea Jeff? When?

[kokohawk]

Your most intriguing video yet. There are so many deep, philosophical, and important points that you make in this video that it should be hailed as the greatest of mankind.

[daligoddess2006]

Hahaha

[DesiredControl107]

LOL!

[anonyfox]

ALSO, The random "fuuck" at 0:09 was awesome!

[anonyfox]

That was EPIC! Keep up the good work, man!!!

[princeword]

reminds me of something, but have no idea what...