top gear ground force part 2

[js00981213]

whats with the burning man at 8:28

[jakeyw11]

I love how the poster is psyched about 1000 views... 199,000 later....

[Landyman999]

BUT IT LOOKS SHIT LMFAO!!!

[muttley299]

ALL HAIL THE SHED!!!!

[SuperRehank]

wtf 8:29

[j0shissocoollike]

"The Nissan Micra of pumps" xD

[damondesilva]

@0.53 hahahahaha holdy shit

[bstronganna]

"that cant only happen because people have sheds! Whit stuff in them..."

[tisanic]

8:29 fire

[tisanic]

0:52 hahahaha

[TypeRSXdc5]

Jeremy reminds me of tim allen in home improvement lol

[yorrickwi]

not the frerrari enzo of pumps more like a abrahams or a humvee

[Pygmalleon]

@yorrickwi What - overpriced, too complex for the idiots using it and hidiously feeble at what it attempts to do?

[yorrickwi]

@Pygmalleon im thinking more of an industrial/militairy theme (what it possibly is) thats why i think its not buyable for the consumer but your commen made me laugh so thumbs up

[xMultiTrickzx]

I feel sorry 4 Redgrave

[MrDCWood]

Jezza: "He has no time to mow his lawn every twenty minutes! With concrete, it'll be awesome!"

Hamster: "But it LOOKS - SHIT!!!"

LMFAO. Quite literally.

[niebells]

pure vandalism, but holyshit this is entertaining.. I feel sorry about James shack!

[helensass]

at 3:30 the 'pole' is producer Andy Wilman

[Firminator128]

7 people have the nissan micra of brains

[perfacetus]

"With James suffering from an industrial bout of OCD"

What a line... you've got to love James, though.

[tinyRebel20]

this just seems like its never going end lmao.. they're useless xD

[plstrom]

How do they survive these things they do constantly ... together... all in one place at the same time.... it is an absolut mistery !

[hazburn]

is hammond just spinning the digger round in the background?



[mikuz007]

lol they forgot to do the news and a test and a star in car

[funnyflab]

@SuperNiggz123 no disrespect to you or anything but how the hell did this comment get 52 thumbs up? all you did was say something that wasn't funny or you opinion on this video. think the people who did thumbs up need help

[94samboy]

im curious as to how the man got set on fire?

[Sachems49]

@94samboy well a fire or something that causes a flame must have been near him. in turn the fiber in his shirt was not fire resistent and that caught fire spreading over the body causing pain and burning. thats how he was set on fire

[94samboy]

@Sachems49 i know that but what would lead him to be set on fire from say, putting up a shed, digging in a water feature, smashing up a greenhouse. the technicalities of it not the exact way that people are set on fire

[Sachems49]

@94samboy ok then, then the answer is that its Top Gear

[Dr33mcrusher]

i thought that the pump was a crackpipe, i aint kiddin....

[MattGollop]

But it looks, SHIT!

[petejohnson1000]

I fail to see anything FUNNY in complete idiots making a joke about serious matters such as Crane driving.Pete Johnson

[sm0k37]

@petejohnson1000 Frankly speaking, in that case don't waste your time watching this.

[Sachems49]

@petejohnson1000 what? oh and btw no one gives a fuck if you write your name after ur gay little comment

[AndrewNoble16]

-'you can't prune a tree with a shotgun'

-'yes I can.' lol

[MrLazyboy1994]

Trust Jeremy to go over the top

[Gaziell]

richard hammond... But it looks SHIT lmfao :)

[ibanezmanvicente8a]

at 7:22

any other show:

OMG im so sorry! are you ok!

yeah im fine but look what youve done! oh well its ok at least no ones hurt

Top Gear

James: YOU IDIOT MAN!!!

Jeremy: HA HAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[wildbuttrue]

sir steve redgrave has just went on this video 6 times and clicked dislike

[MrHullboy12]

Clarkson: And lawns give me hayfever!

Hammond: but you dont live here do you!

[lucyMETALMOUTH]

1:30 LOL Jeremy: James get down and push

[Guillermo8908]

6 people are simply faggots. I have nothing better to say, but I just dont know how anyone cant like this

[runescapecars4321]

6:13 lol i bet he did that on purpose :P

[Maxen89]

Why didnt they just cut the treeseat in two and put it back together arounfd tree again? :P

[Netherlands91]

0:50 LOL!

[Veyron722skyhook]

How'd they manage to set one of the poles on fire?

[yeismeload]

3:50 The printing press wasn't a British invention James lol

[LamborghiniLogan]

8:25-8:35

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Funniest 10 seconds ever!

[MegaMrDamo]

health and safety executive's advice is pointless meddling twoddle!!!

[willmymon]

where did this fall in to the freaking car show cat? and bbc u suck for leting um does this shyt

[eyeced209]

"you can't prune a tree with a shotgun" "YES YOU CAN!"

[itsnotbutter13]

I love at the beginning of the clip when Jeremy is talking and Richard is just swinging the machine about in the background.

[brownbro11]

haha at 4:49 hammond falls over in his digger in the background

[silver101dragon]

@8:30... the most random thing i have seen yet... And these guys are REALLY random

[RyanWatchesNaruto]

Was this all set up? Or generally real i know it was for SR but...

[paduck666]

Ha at 0:23 "1000 views thank you" currently on 122,940 views, your aspirations were so low.

[termidzi1990]

BIGGER DIGGER

[GoetzGator]

Why does Jeremy always your Polish workers? lol

[alex29794]

ROFL! @ 0:50

[lylel]

@GM573

Top Gear Isn't Just A Car Show Anymore, It's An Entertainment Show. If You Want To Watch a Car Show Watch Fifth Gear

[AlyssaJaneLovesDance]

@lylel fifth gear is a fucking rip off of top gear. it sucks

[RawrRawrDebz]

So in five hours we had managed to:

1. Dig a trench

2. Crashed a digger

3. Knocked over a shed

4. Concreted half the lawn

5. Ruined the other half with caterpillar tracks

6. Broken a seat

7. Shot some flowers and

8. Wounded one of the poles

.....LMAO

[funnyflab]

@RawrRawrDebz this should have 52+ thumbs up cos it's funny

[donotbend1]

@RawrRawrDebz and shot a tree

[ThePatrick1196]

Fucking Stupid well That top gear!! lol Best video ever!! lol ^^

[gburg7]

He shot James' shed.

[willsco76]

Bwhahahahahaha...click here 0:49.

[Gurksallad10]

Say ''Bigger-digger'' 10 times fast....

[Matakamat605]

0:50 makes me laugh every time

[bassmajor]

what is hammond doing in that digger? :D He's just turning around the whole time :P

[marirsmania]

Only Top Gear can pull off an entirely scripted episode and make it look totally spontaneous and absolutely hilarious!

[GM572]

This is retarded. I'm sorry, but this reached the level where is just being stupid, pointless and completely not funny. I thing they should go back to their roots. Focus more on cars and less on idiotic challenges like this :| . And I firmly suggest they stop destroying cars. I know Richard Hammond is present, but for the love of God, this is not Brainiac.

[TeeHowe]

@GM572 Watching top gear for the cars is like watching wrestling for the sport. TOP GEAR IS ABOUT THE COMEDY!

[Cobrahehe]

Radio is Tesla invention and has nothing to do with Britain ....... :):)

[DruGz3uNnY]

Its stupid because even with a crain it wouldnt get the chair around all the branches.. he didnt prune them all

[danoontje360]

hammond... you're ruining the lawn. The LAWNNN is being ruined.

[wwefanme]

Everyone remember, "Don't ruin the lawn" XD

[dumpfree]

cos it looks SHIT!

[yhmjack1]

what's happen the guy in 8:28 ?

He is on fire....?

[Playez13]

3 people have no backyard.

[OdolWAAAAGH]

3 people are steve redgrave

[Scouttrooper99]

guy on fire lol

[afleetalex05]

"That can only happen cuz people have sheds...with stuff in them."

[TheMadTitan1776]

Jeremy's bellowing laugh at 7:30 is great lol

[backdraftt]

bigger digger ))

[Bluie127]

You can't prune a tree with a shotgun

Yes you can(!)

lolol

[yorrickwi]

that huge pump is not the ferrari enzo

its the hummer

[sarge727]

It looks SHIT!

[MrFiv3]

what kinda stupid there are.....!!!

[MrFiv3]

haha lol...the crane falling into the hole...

[Metallica0493]

:51 FAIL

[omgnumbersandletters]

I wonder how much they paid five-time-olympic-gold-medal-w­inner-sir-Steve-Redgrave-CBE to completely wreck his garden lol

[ThatsSpiffing]

@omgnumbersandletters was for children in need so he miiight have just let them..

[Genius83]

I love Top Gear, but I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at an episode of Top Gear more than this, Especially when James May starts his rant around the 8:00 to 8:24 mark. LMAO!!!

[PeeJayZephyr]

Wow, they swore!  I've never heard them swear.

[dottorrent]

@PeeJayZephyr

welcome to the world of censorship

[AlfieWilRus]

that made my day: "The ferrari enzo of pumps."

[wlpresent]

pruning a tree with a shotgun. that is gold.

[NikeMike417]

i thought the BBC censored words like 's**t'

[nunatak123]

@NikeMike417 They usually do but I think this was aired after 9pm so it was after the watershed

[Nightrunex]

I keep getting video game ads.

YES, I KNOW THE PS3 IS NOW GETTING GLOWSTICKS.

NO, I DO NOT CARE.

NO, I AM NOT BUYING A PS3.

[tiza246]

Oh no, not the shed!

[longlivestalin1]

probably should have give clarkson a minigun...

[mrpissedoffdude]

fucking goddamn hotwire ads

[BurlingtonNorthernRy]

@mrpissedoffdude

No, worse are the goddamn political ads that I keep watching, I can't even vote, turn it off, turn it off! *Grabs ears and falls over, freaking out*

[iankennedy280570]

@mrpissedoffdude Get adblock on google chrome,dude

[85432]

Hamsters face at 2:59, "Eyy??" :D ROFL!!

[tdcardude]

but it looks shit. it doesn't, grass looks shit!  they're so funny!

[Thesegutsaresteel]

i get the feeling that if clarkson could have gone to get a bigger gun he would have, probably an RPG

[asheyconnect17]

'But it looks SHIT' aha

[MrKawa24]

may's pissed off..haha

[TheSI3DRemakist]

WOAH they said Sh*t without it being censored!

[zsom8065]

0:49! ROFL!!!

[ryN45678]

O_O you can say shit on TV in Britain...awesome

[wellness1125r]

 what season is this from? or was this just a special

[theemporour]

@wellness1125r special

[MrCanadianese]

0:48 hyahahahhahaha

[hmfmi]

@ :48 I'm dyin' laughin'

[hmfmi]

The ferrari enzo of pumps... lmao

[paulgeoffreybrown1]

James May is my hero. 

[URsuckishATlife]

LOL. 8:30 some guy is on fire

[sb300182]

what a calamity, and to top it off, Clarke running around with double barrel shotgun!

[MrAirbusDude]

Jeremy: "Which preceded to turn this little piece of mallow into the Somme"

[ItsLottiee]

"But it looks SHIT"

"It doesnt, grass looks SHIT"

:'D

[lvrpl09]

james may has no dignity

[BieberShuffle]

LMFAO :L

[starsgirlie22]

shouldn't you update your annonation "100 views thanks guys" to "70.000 views thanks guys" ?

[STEPHENDANERD]

Top Gear could improve any TV show... +1 if you agree and if you want comment with your fav TV show for top gear to do.

Some Tv show ideas:

Weakest Link - Jeremy asking car questions "Does this car belong on the cool section of the cool wall?" "You see your wrong"

Scrapheap challenge - James taking forever making the perfect car

1 for richard... Total Wipeout celebrities - All of them doing it, Jeremy cheating with a shotgun... or an Ak-47

ROFL my dad's got all 3 of those big books at 9:16...

[jarvinator100]

@STEPHENDANERD all three of them as a team on scrapheap challenge vs fifth gear

[djiezeskraajst]

@STEPHENDANERD

The news! "Today we invaded a small Asian country. The reason being everybody overthere drives a Ssang Yong." Then following: a 45 minute topic on stock car racing and formula 1."

[0takuMetalheadGamer]

@STEPHENDANERD They could improve Brianiac by hiring Hamster again.

[Karano1994]

@STEPHENDANERD Come dine with gear: each of them cooking with V8 kitchen appliences and burning a house down each time

jeremys dream school: every lesson is on cars

summer watch: top gear style, the entire thing about the cars that go on holiday in the sumer and the occasional bout of a caravan with some C4 in it down the M42 on fire!

[Jaroklm]

LoL Hammond =D

[Lowfun]

they could have used a bigger generator , haha

[Ghostwitch]

Oh god, they're cocking it up so badly.  x'D

[G4Y4SS]

LOL! 0:53! ahahah! he fell into a hole

[TraustiGeir]

Classic Jeremy - Completely over the top.

[tadhgxxx]

@1triggerhappy1 shut the fuck up u stupid fucking retarded spa!

[OverlordR]

No way it wasn't all a set-up. If it had been intended for actual good results some of the regular GF crew would have been there. Way more forced than regular Top Gear, sorry.

[stonemonkey999]

Richard Hammond kind of owned himself.

[054915438]

Concrete's shit lol

[pilotman123321]

plzzz can u email me this vid?

[MrBeane13]

watching them reminds me of the show tool time XD

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

pur james his shed was 1st shot twice by jeremy nd then destroyed by hammond

[Asiannugs]

Captain Slow should get his own TV show about sheds.

[tadhgxxx]

sum of the accidents they do have to be done on purpose! stil shit funny though, defo the best program on tv

[ToadsWinningGoal]

8:30 lol theres a guy on fire ROFl

[TheHiddenProductions]

richard is just spinning in circles...that is untill he fell into a ditch

[justbe99]

the jet engine was invented in a shed?! you are so fucking fucked up! the jet engine is a henri coanda invention, you woudln't have won shit without it! james may has to be the "slowest" person i have ever seen on TV.

[andrewmalins999]

@justbe99 errmmm actually Sir Frank Whittle invented the jet engine and he is english.... and i agree with Ranklescher.. get a sense of humour, u just make watching videos seem pointless with ur smart comments..

[justbe99]

@andrewmalins999 google "henri coanda" and talk after reading. sir frank was 3 when coanda was flying a jet plane. my comments aren't smart at all: but in comparison with these pr*cks I seem to be a genius: hamster can't dig a pit using a f*cking digger! i do have a certain sense of humour, but i just can't laugh when i see how stupid people can be: why the f*** would you shoot a plant???

[2491cc]

@justbe99 You obviously are stupid when you failed to have seen that it was all scripted.

[justbe99]

@2491cc so, is that what you like to watch? an acted script? you are nothing more than another fake person, so keep watching.

[2491cc]

@justbe99 No, i would love to see things like this happening for real. I love topgear, but i'm always disappointed knowing most of the accidents and stuff are scripted.

[McFearsome2]

i love how jezza thinks that an 8x4 rigid is an 'articulated lorry'. a motoring journalist indeed.

[TheAndreax101]

i have commando comic books as well

[TheFlowMeister]

lol @0:29, clarkson is so ambitious! :)

[drclark922]

Is it just me or is Clarkson getting perilously close to becoming Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor from Home Improvement? All he needs when he is describing the giant pump is to start grunting.

[OldTimeyJunk]

"but it looks...SHIT!"

[McL4ren]

clarkson is da best ! :D

[hiddenbutdeadly]

only clarkson would use concrete for gardening

[TheDrummerNut]

hey, WTF!? 8:28 - 8:32 is that a guy on fire?? LOL  :D

Top Gear is do awesome!!

[Muppio]

How the hell do you manage to tip a digger into a pit?

Made of pure awesome.

[billyjoehobby]

2:56 sooo funny

[desimunda116]

he's tall but that is ambitious lol

[scrimo123]

Hahhaa , Its so funny xD The shed the lorry and jermy Shotgun oh my god its so Funny xD

[brup123]

Lol even with water features, all Jeremy cares about is POWERRR

[JimmyBallax]

I couldn't stop laughing at 0:53 when you just see Hammond's digger tip into that hole

[abzys]

LOL @ 0:51 in the background

[onpsxmember]

jeremy with his rifle is so hilarious*g*

[ShedHead9]

@onpsxmember Jeremy had a shotgun rather than a rifle