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  • This dick is about as funny as cancer. His career is as relevant as the "Octomom."

  • Obama is not Black he is Half-Caste, There is no such thing as a Mixed-Race continent so he parshly belongs to Europe since he was Created Produced and Invented by the Sexual Organs of a White persons.

  • @ObamaisHalfCaste1 ... half-caste ??? i think you mean 'half-assed'.

  • Flagged. 

  • If this is real or fake is not an issue for me. I'm sick and tired of this communist stuff!!!! The IRS exists. They have wages to pay. Thus there is communism. This is a relevant argument if Obama is a communist. Prove me wrong. The fact that he is not friends with everyone in congress will possibly make him lose his position. Oh shit!! Obama wants a personal life. I wouldn't have guessed!!!!

  • WTF is wrong with you ?

    Please stop posting horrible black and white videos of your ugly self babbling on and on

  • Keep your points shorter Davis.Nobody likes a smartass.Obama has not succeeded.Hardly anybody could.That takes co-operation of all your branches of State.Never gonna happen.

  • Two fucking Morons. Obama and Letterman,

  • blaaah blah blah

  • HE TALKS ALOT. HE IS ANYTHING BUT FUNNY. HE IS LAME. AND, HE BELIEVES HE'S ENTERTAINING :) SORRY FOR SM

  • lameee

  • Wow, unfunny

  • Go suck a dick! Not smart, not funny and definitely not entertaining... Just a waste of my time...

  • Could hardly hear hot chick then your over-used garageband sound loop blasts the speakers out...

  • flagged this shit

  • obama is a loser and you are a liberl

  • @MrDGUY123

    wow...

  • you're a jerk dude. obamas the best president EVARRRR EVER! okay so suck it bitch. u wish u were obama!

  • lame

  • you suck.... go fuck yourself!

  • Frist: not funny at all; second: you're boring; third: get a job, jerk

  • @Shadowsoul81 when i flag this douche do i need to choose a reason and what should it be i couldnt find the "extremely boring" option?

  • Comment removed

  • I like Obama girl better then Obama.

  • If dude made this up....its just not funny.

  • omg

  • HAHA you're so funny

  • Obama and Michelle - rather expensive cabaret act going on in Ireland and the UK at present - in future, please stay stateside and Skype all the other world leaders, so many of your own citizens are living on food parcels, how on earth can you justify all this expense??????????

  • What's your deal?

  • what a jerk off. desperate at all?

  • This is really dull.

  • wow this is not funny

  • too true 2 years later ...

  • i was looking for david letterman not u fag.

  • terrible

  • Not even going to watch the rest, I wanted to see Letterman, not your rant.

  • Was this supose to be funny? I sure as hell hope not. Comedy is better when it's short and sweet, not rambling on sounding like a dumbass. This has got to be the worst video i can ever remember seeing here on Youtube.

  • I didn't like any of that.

  • funny stuff !!! Rated mature. There's an audience out here for ya!

  • you wasted my 3 mins of my life :(

  • wow Liberals are HATEFUL!!!!!!!!

  • YO U FUCKING WANNA BE BILL MAHER/DANECOOK!!! HEY DAVIS FLEET WOOD, UR VIDEOS SUCK AND YOU R JUST MAD BECAUSE UR A WASHED UP DICK FACE "COMEDIAN" WHO PROBABLY LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A HOLE IN THE TEDDY BEAR HE BOUGHT FOR HIS COUSIN HE BROUGHT TO PROM AS HIS DATE! Thank you...

  • @Black101Warri0r agreed

  • this sucks

  • oh... this video is bad...

    one of the worst things i've seen lately

  • LOL the number one reason got me

  • In the Muslim World we cannot believe how White People can vote for Obama. Of course he is not going to change anything! LOL! Whites are so naive. That is why you are dissappearing. Oh yeah... and because White Men are producing offspring with Asian women rather than their own White women.

  • @VeluwsKalifaat It's not right to stereotype white people this way. I have respect for Islamic people, but I don't say stuff like that about you, so where do you get off saying that? Anyways(LOL) I think many voted for Obama yes for change, and was it naive, maybe, but we're they deceived? most likely, but we're their hearts in the wrong place? I doubt it, so I don't think they deserve this kind of ridicule from you. It is not progressive, and if you are a true Muslim, which I'm not sure,

  • @VeluwsKalifaat then I think you should work with your fellow man, because this is not progressive talk

  • crap

  • Obama ALWAYS plays the race card. He gets away with it because he's black. If Obama was white and said the phrase "typical black person" his career would be over. The ONLY reason why his career is not over, and the ONLY reason why he's president is because he's black.

  • @GentleBen02 hehe dude.. do you want bush back???

    Or did you want McCain as you president???

    If you cant see any change yet... it becuase rom was not build in a day..

    hehe we not a wizard^^ he cant not just pull jobs to every body, out from a hat.. it take time ;D

    so just wait and you will see.. he is a good president..

  • @gamerupuass well let's see here. He raised taxes, forces us to pay tax for abortion (murder) rights not just in the US but around the world. The media lied about how he campaigned, saying he "campaigned like Reagan." Yet Reagan said "The 9 words you don't want to hear in the English language is. 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Yet Obama says the government needs to "fix" everything he thinks is wrong with our nation. He's been president for 2 years, nothing good happened.

  • a Spammer (definition) - A person who will use deceptive means to gain an audience, for example mislead people with a video title that purports to show an excerpt of Letterman show, when in reality you are directed to a video of that same person in which he or she is espousing their own views. The technique will work initially, but will in the end will reflect negatively on the spammer as people avoid him or her.

  • This is truly the most unfunny thing in the history of unfunny things.

  • America's soldiers are humanitarians with high-powered rifles, cluster bombs and rocket launchers who deliver nerve gas, lollipops, depleted uranium, cholera, teddy bears and bottles of water to the beleaguered citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan.

  • IMPEACH THAT FUCKER BARRACK OBAMA IS FUCKING LAIR.IS NO#10

  • i thought the top 10 was supposed to be funny.

  • this is lame

  • fail on all elements-has anyone ever punch this man in the face

  • Don't quit your day job...

  • you fail much

  • Not funny enough.  Fail.

  • If the guy wants to do a top ten the least he could do is be funny.

  • Fuck you; not in any way funny.

  • ass

  • this is crap :/

  • Get a life!

  • Kim Texon on Youtube.

  • tlds

  • this fucking sucks

  • Yeah, fuck Obama. I'll keep my freedom, my guns, and my hard earned money. He can keep his bullshit change!

  • @joshuaogden The guns and money, I'll grant you. Freedom? You've never had freedom. No President in the last century has allowed freedom. You just believe whatever camp you support allows you your freedom. It is an illusion. Both sides fuck you in the ass. Most people are just too busy watching the other guy to notice their guy's cock balls deep up their ass.

  • @joshuaogden funny.......not

  • @joshuaogden

    are you a millionaire? if not, the parties would have increased your taxes even more.

  • too long so boring

  • the black&white guy in this video has a stupid face, going along with the rest of his stupid head.

  • Another bitter right wing racist.

  • Wednesday shows that 26% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Forty-four percent (44%) Strongly Disapprove,

  • Obama is already surpassing Bush, in his retarded handling of the oil AND has now smashed any Bush deficit into oblivion

    Obama can save the nation & begin his personal healing by resigning. Unfortunately for all, he was not meant for this job. Get this bum out before he takes us all down with him. It's like when they got Carter in the WH. These guys have no business being there. Make no mistake, Obama is really the biggest threat to our Nation.

  • FUCK U

  • Ugly guy, bad show. Where is america going?

  • you friggin douche bag

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  • I hate Obama, but I wanted to seem him on the show.  This sucks

  • Why not appear on a joking sham of a show? This president is a joke! JObless, rate, National Debt, Oil Spill disaster, sure play on TV, Golf, Basketball! Oh, yes, check out his Baseball pitching! JOKER SHAM

  • well, now we know why you're not a writer for the late show...

  • DEMOCRATS ARE A WASTE OF SPERM !!

  • go suck ur dick , then let bush suck it.

  • u suck.

  • slow.. very slow.

  • Im sure Sean Hannity and Glenn beck would be proud. This is nothing more than a radicals opinions swattled ( yes like a baby ) in a soft blanket of humor....enough to make you sick. At least MSNBC is open about their bias. They get shits n giggles while FOX cloaks their lies with "fair and balanced". I wonder what color the sky is in this guys world...??? :]

  • Top ten reasons when obamas a Shitty president. He needs to stop taking vacations and get his ass in the oval office(Or get the fuck out of the office and give it to someone who is actually gonna do something with this country!)

  • @Sasukesgirl94 lol. Vacations you say? Hows this for a little "down time" statistics: National Debt Increase: $4.9 trillion. National Debt as of Jan. 15 2009: $10.6 trillion Debt when Mr. Bush took office: $5.7 trillion. Number Of Baseball Games Attended: 12 Number Of All Sporting Events Attended: 98 Number Of Times President Bush Had Dinner Out At A Restaurant: 21 Number Of Visits To Camp David: 149, totaling all or part of 487 days. (cont)

  • @Sasukesgirl94 (cont) Number Of Visits To His Texas Ranch: 77, totaling all or part of 490 days. Number Of Out Of Town Domestic Trips: 609 (That's not counting Camp David visits or bike riding outings) Number Of Foreign Vacations: 49 Number Of Rounds Of Golf Played As President: 24 Total Number Of News Conferences: 212 Number Of News Conferences At Which Shoes Were Thrown At Him: 1...yeah...sounsd like a winner to me... :]

  • This guy has good intentions but he's overdoing it

  • you are such a stupid ass.

  • this guy needs to shut the fuck up.

  • my well isn't davis fleetwood about as funny as cancer

  • @RedMad06 lol.....good one :]

  • You are such a loser, wow your face in black and white telling me the top ten instead of showing us the actual clip. Fail.

  • What a bunch of baloney! Boring and unimaginative... Geez...

  • Kinda obvious this Davis Dickwood loser voted for McCain.

  • Policy is the language of rulers to legalize the killing of innocents.

  • Yawn!! What a stupid video!!

  • Yawn!! What a stupid video!!

  • You're a GREAT actor. I really believed you. Really, really I did. Goodbye David Sffleetwood. If that is you're real name.

  • yeah your video is fucking shithouse you wanker

  • Australia is not a communist country any more than yours is. To say that about your country makes me question your patriotism. We admire your president and your system of government. We also have the same rights in Australia and we are a free and DEMOCRATIC nation.

  • Surely Democratic party = Democracy party. The US is the only developed nation WITHOUT national health care. Australia has a very effective national health system. It is not without its faults but it works. Hillary Clinton has made an in depth study of our system for many years.

  • Democratic Party = Communism

  • @808Gravy

    Republican Party = Evil

  • @noexittoexist the republican party is evil? umm, hello? every fckn party in politics is evil.

  • @arman127

    Do you say that because you believe that political parties are evil by definition or just that all political parties currently in existence are evil. Also, sorry for late reply.

  • @noexittoexist

    Sorry for the extremely late reply, had no idea you replied lol.. this is my other acc btw.

    Anyways, I'll re-word what I said to something more suitable.

    How about.. I believe most political parties of the Democratic, Republic, and Capitalist system are corrupt.

  • yawnn terrible video

  • I will be mandated to buy insurance. I will not be any more able to buy insurance if I am mandated to do so. After caring for my children and paying child support for the care of my children I have less than zero income. Soooooooooo what healthcare am I getting again? Prison healthcare for not having money?

  • @lonnieas sounds like bad parenting? maybe having children when you couldn't afford them helped american get into this mess in the first place. But who am I to judge, i just have to pay for it.

  • @crackasnowflake

    My parenting is okay and I pay for the kids needs. No complaint there. Whgat I have problems with is the wholesale labeling women as parents and men as providers.

  • Fucking horrible!

  • @Marty883 thumbs down!

  • this is the worst thing I've ever seen

  • @mousajab I agree! ! ! What an idiot this guy is.

  • And after this, this chick and letterman hopped into bed with Obama.

  • Who this?

    oh no one, okay.

  • not true obama for policy is very different

  • It looks like a joke, but without all the joke content...

  • wtf is this a video?

  • Same foreign policy as Bush? WTF?!

  • that's exactly what i said: NOT TRUE!! lol

  • Wow... umm wtf?

  • I like this, moderately.

  • you are mad boring

  • how can a person be so stupid?

  • revised #1

    to strengthen his effectiveness as a puppet.

  • I like #5

  • its dumb and dumber it can go either way...

  • #9, #8 - rock

  • lame

  • hey dave, you smoke to much cocaine...

  • yep,. too much time on this guy's hands....

  • dumb!

  • lawl number 3.

  • davis fleetwood in 2012

  • The only improvement in Obama's foreign policy is that he can pronounce the word 'terrorist', also the only reason, I assume, he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

  • He can pronounce 'nuclear' too! Just say 'noo' to 'nucular'.

  • What a meaningless rant

  • what the fuck is he saying?

  • ikr!

  • idiot

  • funny, but I disagree w/ your politics!

  • Asshole, using name of someone else to dupe people into watching his video.

    Shame on you.

  • fuck me this guy is boring. Find something better to do with your time

  • lol who the hell are u? What a idiot! I was hoping to see Letterman, and I get this retard :p

  • LOL

  • Funny. Interesting. Glad I saw it. I don't think I'll subscribe though. There are enough cynics in the world. I'm looking for optimism.

  • haha funny yet deliciously accurate

  • PRISON DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.

  • Well since his father left him when he was young I very much doubt that :/

  • @AutumnCherry, what amazes me is why the govt. simple can't up the medicare taxes we all pay, hence everyone is covered. It's a joke considering we've all been paying into a system that just can't sustain itself because govt. has mismanaged its resoruces.

  • I have never written antything on youtube before now. But this guy is a TOOL ! Dont waste 3 minutes of your life...

  • lol - you havent written anything on youtube b4???!?!?!?!?!!!! YEAH right ---

  • kanye is NOT part of the "hip hop community"

  • amen!

  • i have 1 word for this video so that future viewers can stop this vid 3 seconds in. LAME

  • I think this is a fucking stupid video, and I also think that you should read more about communism before calling obama a communist. you have given him not even a year. why are you so stupid thinking it will all change in a year?