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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
your mama ugly she enterned an ugly competition judges came and said no profetionals allowed !!! here is another one yo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waiter asked her what size of bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
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here fur alll yu chummps k yur mammaz so fat on halloween she duz two houses at a time, she fills up the tub n then turns the water on i yelled kool aid yur mamma came crashing threw da wallz,yur mammaz so fat her roller skates wen flat, yur mammaz so old wen she was in school der was no histery class yu so ugly yur momma fed yu wit a sling shot yu all fuuucking suck dick
dud this video is sooo dummm. man your mama is so fat that she needs deorant for her sweaty neck. Man your man is so stuped that she sits on her t.v and watches her coach.
Dude ur chompy ur mama's so fat she fell in the ocean and the whales started singin we are family even though ur bigger than me. And chompy ur mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it ha compy is a goat and his mom is a goat ya big trash eatin goat bitch
dude u suck ass i was watching a cartoon show with my LITTLE brother.... i think the show was billy&mandy idk, but all the jokes they said he said...so bacicly u got all ur jokes from a 7-year old cartooon...... u suck
kinda sucks real bad because ive heard most of the yo mama jokes before.. all you have to do it go on the internet and all of the ones u said were already on there so.... yep..
u will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. post this on 3 more vids
Most excellent. For the record I'm not balding. It's male pattern hairloss. Favorites- the Greenpeace and Wheat thick ones. Nice. (I tried four times to read that sign at the end- couldn't make it out).
your mamas so fat having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
robp73tool 1 year ago
Yo Momma so ugly that when she walked out of the front door she got arrested.
Yo momma is so hairy that when she walked down the streets everyone pointed at her screaming "It's BIG FOOT"
EternalIcyQueen 2 years ago
Your mama so fat she eat Jennie & Craig!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so fat her belt size is the eqwader!!!!!!
I hope you use those in your next video and tell them greenchola from youtube said you should use them!!!!!!!!1
greenchola 2 years ago
ur mom is such a whore i saw here at gamestop in the used section.
ur mom is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
49ersgiantsfan 2 years ago
you mommas so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessionals.
ilovejolteon 2 years ago
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ati47 2 years ago
your so fat that im suprised that your car hasnt colasped
naruxxxhinaxxxfreak 2 years ago
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jamied021 2 years ago
startin at 1:19 that was cold
marioman6696 2 years ago
yo moma is so fat when she walk in front of the tv..you miss 3 commercials yo moma is so fat that she fell in the gran canyon and got stuck :o
mrbobindeno 3 years ago
your mamma so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
your mamma so stupid that she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer
heavyduty8112 3 years ago
got 1 Yo Mama so black i shot her at night n the bullets came back n said we cant find that bitch
VideogameExpert2 3 years ago
ure moma so damn poor i walked in to her house stepped on a sig. and she said who turneed of the heater.
lonster12345 3 years ago
ure moma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales were singing,"we are family even know ure bigger than me".
lonster12345 3 years ago
ure moma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i said what u doin she said moving.
lonster12345 3 years ago
ure momas so fat she got out the car, nobody was laughfing but the floor was cracking up
lonster12345 3 years ago
yo momma is so stupid she asked me: "whats the number for 911?"
SkAt3r500 3 years ago
SALAH394........... Licky my bollas
ant6211 3 years ago
fuck up ur jokes are dry
salah394 3 years ago
Your mother is so dumb that she goes to the beach, lays in the water and swims in the sand!!
ant6211 3 years ago
You mother is so fat that she got a face lift at Meineke!!!
ant6211 3 years ago
Your mom is so stupid, she wears Michael Vick Jerseys to dog shows!!!
ant6211 3 years ago
your moms so stupid everytime she goes to target she brings her gun!!
killerskater7 3 years ago
dude hes old probly when they were made up when he was a kid so hes allowed to say them so shut up people!!
killerskater7 3 years ago
you suck
7Chases 3 years ago
to bad u didnt crash ur car because ur jokes suck dick just like ur momma
rabbitfurry3 3 years ago
wow your jokes really SUCKED
justsmilem3lissa 4 years ago
u fucken suck do u shold be talking about ur self fat ass or ill shall say fat basterd number 2 lol
shanoi2 4 years ago
WOW U R HORRIBLE
acdcbballplaya11 4 years ago
Yo mama so poor she puts paper plates in the dishwasher!
crosscountry67 4 years ago
Your momma's so fat she had to put her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Alpower13 4 years ago
u are such a loser omg your how old 30 to 45 and you put videos on youtube sad
hotstuff1270 4 years ago
Your mom is like a railroad track, getting laid all over the country =)
alfredosup 4 years ago
Your mama's so fat, that when she spins around, they give her a welcome back party.
PGSegal 4 years ago
yo momas so old, she sat next to jesus in second grade... you know, right across the kid who didn't know how to zip up his own pants?
iLive20wn 4 years ago
your mama is so old she waited tables at the last supper and mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her parents
w3lshboi 4 years ago
your mama is like a vacuum she sucks,she blows,she stays in the closet
7cl7 4 years ago
hahaha.. nice
brizforshiz 4 years ago
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drummerboy1157 4 years ago
ur mom is so fat even jesus can't lift her spirits
mambers123 4 years ago
your momma's so fat even naruto doesn't believe it.
aidenXlove 4 years ago
your mama ugly she enterned an ugly competition judges came and said no profetionals allowed !!! here is another one yo mama so fat when she goes to KFC the waiter asked her what size of bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
mohaelfa66 4 years ago
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beefwellingtonjr 4 years ago
you moma is so fat that when she was in the ocean they declered a new island,your moma is so hairy that when u was born you got carpet burn
siblingrandomness 4 years ago
ur mama's so fat she went up the stairs 2 minutes later ther wer no stairs!!!
AshleyTisdaleDeBEST 4 years ago
poo stain faggit muncher...wtf u driving when u do this vid? wigga!!!!!!!!
grimsbygator 4 years ago
here fur alll yu chummps k yur mammaz so fat on halloween she duz two houses at a time, she fills up the tub n then turns the water on i yelled kool aid yur mamma came crashing threw da wallz,yur mammaz so fat her roller skates wen flat, yur mammaz so old wen she was in school der was no histery class yu so ugly yur momma fed yu wit a sling shot yu all fuuucking suck dick
im out TOOks
lilcodey 4 years ago
dud this video is sooo dummm. man your mama is so fat that she needs deorant for her sweaty neck. Man your man is so stuped that she sits on her t.v and watches her coach.
ezekiel003 4 years ago
fuck ur mother fucker
kutiegal345 4 years ago
ur mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
tfird 4 years ago
this is sooo ghey is suks so hard and its not funni and 1nce again this is ghey
tfird 4 years ago
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that was so fucking gay
austin0wnzz 4 years ago
non of those jokes made me laugh!
sam1403 4 years ago
ure A PENIS WRINKLE
tacoonacheesenugget 4 years ago
Dude ur chompy ur mama's so fat she fell in the ocean and the whales started singin we are family even though ur bigger than me. And chompy ur mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it ha compy is a goat and his mom is a goat ya big trash eatin goat bitch
Gearsofwarplayer17 4 years ago
your mama's so ugly I pushed her face in dough and made gorilla cookies
Your mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out
Your mama's so poor telemarketers hang up on her
jjooeejj 4 years ago
yo moma so fat when she saw white kids in a yellow bus she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
mantoman100 4 years ago
your mother so dumb she put a qurter in a parking meter and thought a gum ball would come out.lol!
darkbat654 4 years ago
that looks like shit
papaburrrrr 4 years ago
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PeachiePanic 4 years ago
your momma is soo small u can c her feet on her drivers license lol
sammii2435 4 years ago
ahh its ok but you forgot a few yo mama jokes all the main funny ones .... but yours were funn too :p
BF2killah 4 years ago
dude u suck ass i was watching a cartoon show with my LITTLE brother.... i think the show was billy&mandy idk, but all the jokes they said he said...so bacicly u got all ur jokes from a 7-year old cartooon...... u suck
dbAmuslim 4 years ago
this is good
jjaa125 4 years ago
Your mama's so fat that she's one of the fat chicks in my "Fat Stuff" video. Check her out!
blackturtleus 4 years ago
Your Mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.
BrotherofNalts 5 years ago
kinda sucks real bad because ive heard most of the yo mama jokes before.. all you have to do it go on the internet and all of the ones u said were already on there so.... yep..
SirCheezey 5 years ago
Where do you think he got his jokes from? :)
majestia19 5 years ago
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lmfa0m4n 5 years ago
ur momma soooo small, tht when she jumps of the sidewalk, she commits SUSIDE :P: LOL liked it
blind141 5 years ago
That name of yours isn't exactly what I would call politically correct!
fudgepackor 5 years ago
And would you believe my brother's nickname is Packie?
wogsland 5 years ago
i don't see the appeal of vloging when you are driving a car...
orangeguy282 5 years ago
i liked the beeper joke the best, otherwise the rest was 'meh'
hollywoodlands1 5 years ago
meh
rad1030 5 years ago
Most excellent. For the record I'm not balding. It's male pattern hairloss. Favorites- the Greenpeace and Wheat thick ones. Nice. (I tried four times to read that sign at the end- couldn't make it out).
nalts 5 years ago
That would be the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center. And I liked the Nalts impersonation joke the best.
TK42ONEProductions 5 years ago