NewsBusted 9/9/08

[MrAmericanzombie]

god you republican pieces of crap.I'm sooooo glad a demo came in and is actually getting something done.THANK YOU OBAMA!!The real Americans of this country love what you're doing.The rest are just a bunch of dumb ass hicks!!!

[miamicelebrations]

The former vice presidential candidate seems to have been caught using curious crib notes during an interview this past weekend at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. While speaking about her top political priorities, Ms. Palin gazed at her hand in a rather suspicious manner.

Later, Web researchers zoomed in on her left palm and found the following words scrawled in black ink: "Energy, Budget cuts (with "budget" crossed out), Tax, Lift American Spirits."

[Radd83]

This may be the funniest thing on youtube

[JedEkert]

Ouch! Golly the truth really pisses people off huh? Take that, you leftist libtard commie bastard.

[PyreOfFate]

Not funny. You suck...

[jimejam43]

stay there you commie piece of shit it will save me a bullet

[MrKevMan]

You could always use that bullet on yourself.

[Connors116]

OHHHHHH FUCKING SNAPPP!

[eaunan]

great video...thanks for posting!

[sumaganamaga]

Foreigner Hhahahahahahah,Am an all American living in swiss after Bush leaves the white house i will be back........U REDNECK look at wat he did to USA.........

[washingtondoc]

You people are awesome. Please keep it up.

[sumaganamaga]

u all are nothing but That war lover Bush

look at america now.........

[annielwhite]

AMERICA WENT TO SHIT WAYYYY BEFORE BUSH CAME INTO OFFICE the new deal, income tax, etc etc... bla

[pwf2412]

why do the oppinions of a foreigner matter? really? it's like you stating who you think we should vote for. what you think really doesn't matter.

[Lonestarry]

man...you are uglier than two rocks!

[GretchenDawntreader]

it's called Solar Minimum, it happens on a regular cycle.

Oh and, Gnooze does this better.

[clokwerk1945]

kill yourself.

[XTDNMan]

Not clever, funny or true. Zero

[RedWhiteBlueAlways]

Not funny in the least. Waste of my time. Thanks!

[theciscoshow]

Yet here you are moron

[jasonlajoie]

This is horrible crap...please die in a dark hole with a computer stuffed up your ass! (I'm not thinking of a laptop either, one of those big ones from the early 80's.)

[eirefrance]

Another homerun, Jody. (Man, I wish you could type out dripping sarcasm).

[phanco1]

I was going to say "Nice try, Newsbusted," but this is horrible. Find something else to do with your time.

[howapel]

She's so funny.

[1chillygirl]

canned laughter...hmm... oh yea, because it's fricking humorless....

[tkyle212]

you right wingers are not funny stop it if anything you turning people against the republican party OBAMA 08

[pwf2412]

so, let me get this right...we are supposed to take advice from an obama supporter about what is best for the republican party..

Forgive us if we just ignore your stupidity

[hiiamrick]

Boy oh boy she truly sucked.

[SelfImmolator]

Wow, that was not funny at all. Name one funny bit?

[pwf2412]

your comment was pretty funny.

[TrentDJ2008]

Great one, Jody :D

Keep up the great work, we can all use a good laugh!

[boogilyboogily]

not that funny.

[lschmuhl]

PSSST - check out BHO and JB's SEnate voets for the bridge. Hmmmmm

[pwf2412]

let me guess...

they voted for it and then they....

voted for it.

because neither of them ever mat an ear mark they didn't love

[pwf2412]

if it is proof that racism is alive and well in America, because White people won't vote for a black man. isn't it equaly as racist that 90% of black people are voting for that black man? so only 10% or so of black people are voting for the white guy. aren't they the biggest racists? because last I heard BHO was getting like 40% of the white vote or something close. doesn't that make white people less racist, because more of thenm are willing to vote against color?

Just a question?

[pwf2412]

What is really funny, is the Democrat VP nominee telling a crippled man in a wheel chair to stand up. Now that is some funny stuff.

Maybe he does believe that BHO is the second coming and he was doing a faith healing?

[azrael8585]

Biden, The Miracle Worker. "Come On, Stand-up."...lol.

What an idiot!

[pwf2412]

I just had sinus surgery, do you think "Miracle Joe" could do anything for me?

[azrael8585]

"Heal the republican"...lol

Comedic how the other party is all of the sudden,the religious party..Mangers across the country swap baby white Jesus with..baby black Jesus.

[pimpdalyrical]

Nice, good running into you again!

[pwf2412]

same here

[GuitarSpeller]

Really Funny! I also thought it was hilarious when Sarah Palin lied about her role in the attempt to fund the bridge to nowhere. She was for it before she was against it. She flip flops and lies about it — great comedy.

[pwf2412]

I like how the dems are throwing everything at Sarah and it's all a bunch of lies. She banned books. oops, they wern't published when she was mayor, She over charged the state on her expences. oops hers are 80% lower than the previous governer.

and yet BHO wats to teach sex ed to kids before they can even read. He signed the bill. HMMMMM

[ramipan]

You have things backwards. She did try to get the librarian fired. Wonder why? Power trip I'm sure Expenses? Sure, they were lower, but she charged per diem when she would stay in her OWN HOME. Not a hotel. Her home. Why?

Oh, and get your facts straight. Barack legistlation was to protect children. To teach them how to protect themselves from child predators. You people are sick. You can't even recognize your LIES. Repubs are the Christian party? Yeah right. Repubs make Christians look bad.

[natesohl]

No, you have it wrong:

look at the law he passed...

sweetness-light.

com/archive/obama-voted-for-se­x-ed-for-kindergartners

pay careful attention to the sections he actually amended to actually teach "comprehensive sex ed"

[ramipan]

First of all, you cited a conservative website. You completely ignore the part that state age-appropriate education. Why are you ignorant? I want my children to know how to protect themselves. They added the "K" because they do fall victims to abuse! So, please, pay careful attention.

[goright23]

FYI:

You should check out the curriculum for the so called protection education before defending it...it teaches 5 year olds about masterbation, homosexuality ect....might be worth your time to investigate before sticking up for it.

[ramipan]

I have done research regarding the bill and your claim about teaching 5 year olds about masturbation and homosexuality is false. If there is curriculum that teaches that now, it's not based on this piece of legislation. The bill failed to pass. Also, he was never a sponsor, nor a co-sponsor of the bill. He simply voted for the bill. That is a fact. I may be worth your time to investigate rather than just sticking to a biased website.

[natesohl]

Ramipan, (sigh) of course I quoted a conservative web site,where else would I find the truth? NBC? now attack the CLAIM not the agenda of the site! If it is true then it is true! I too am a father and if my choices are a 100% chance of my kids being taught about sexuality, homosexuals and masturbation at age 5 or a .002% chance of being molested I choose to roll the dice, besides there no definitive proof (other than antidotal) that Sex Ed prevents molestation. Im not the ignorant one!

[wellyes]

So.....you would actually rather subject your child to the risk of child molestation than have them educated with AGE APPROPRIATE sex education. Wow. Talk about ignorant political spite. I think perhaps if you were to think objectively about what AGE APPROPRIATE sex education for 5 year olds actually meant, and not act out of fear, you would quickly realize that the curriculum wouldn't feature any talk about "homosexuality" "masturbation" or graphic sexuality.

The issue is child predators.

[ocbtracker]

Let me see if I get this right - 'age appropriate' 'sex education' for five year olds to prevent molestation? Talk about using fear. How about a simple 'no one's supposed to touch you where your swimsuit covers and if someone does, tell a responsible adult immediately.' Wow, all of it done in a sentence. No fear, no hysteria.

But the true idea is to get parents used to sex education early, so they don't object to condom demonstrations later.

[wellyes]

I'm sorry to have to explain the term "age appropriate" sex education to you.

As far as sex education is concerned: what's the big deal? Why are you people so afraid? You can always opt out if you like. Studies show that sex education produces children that have sex later and partake in less risky behavior. Wouldn't you rather your child act more responsibly and learn something that will protect their health? Doing nothing to educate your children is ignorant and only puts them at risk.

[natesohl]

wellyes! I can't believe you are still failing to see what is blatantly obvious. the federal government wants to circumvent the family structure because, like you, they feel parents are just too stupid to raise their own children. Tell me what can a state employee teach my 5 year-old about sexual predators that I can't teach better? Prove that sex ed prevents child molestation and I will give the program a fair hearing. Tell me, what Sex Ed. is appropriate for a child too young to tie shoes?

[wellyes]

The idea of teaching children that touching is wrong may also help in cases where the parent molests their own children. Ever think of that?

It amazes me how stupid some Americans are. You have a govt that is putting your great grandchildren into debt and you're upset over sex predator education in schools.

You could opt out of this (theoretical) program if you wanted. You'd still be free to brainwash your children into believing that god planted dinosaur bones to test ones faith.

[pwf2412]

Wrong!! he signed the bill AFTER it was ammended to teach comprehensive sex ed, from "6th thru 12th" to "K thru 12" and after they changed it from "aids" to "hiv". He signed it only after they changed it to teach sex ed to children who can't even read yet. because everyone knows that 6 and 7 year old Ohio kids who can't even tie their shoes yet are high risk for HIV and sexualy transmitted diseases

[ramipan]

Again, the legislation is designed to teach AGE- APPROPRIATE education. So, when the children are in K, they are taught how to protect themselves from abuse. When they are older they are taught how to protect themselves from disease and unwanted sex. Don't be so stupid. You're such a narrow-minded moron.

[pwf2412]

and you are an "open minded" liberal. always the first to resort name calling because debate is actually beyond you.

in one post you called me a "stupid, narrow-minded moron" tell me where I called you any names? hmmmmmm

tells you something about your character doesn't it.

nice talking with you

[ramipan]

You're right, and I apologize. I'm just tired of reading of the media twisting the truth and people actually falling for that. But, again, I do apologize. I did have a bad day today. Sorry.

[pwf2412]

you're right she should have traveled the 600 miles to her office every week, that way she could have run up higher bils with staff the second house and the security, makes much more sence than her saving the State money by staying in her own home and saveing her state money. like YOU said, her expeneces are DOWN.

can BHO say that he ever save OHIO 80% on anything?

[ramipan]

Piece of advice, learn to spell. The Governor has a yearly salary. The Governor's travel expenses are paid for. Now, why should the State of Alaska pay for the Governor's stay in her own home? She owns the home, why charge as if staying in a hotel. She's still Governor and still receiving her salary. Why extra? She's running up the bills! I can't believe you don't see that! Get your facts right! Please offer a more intelligent debated. Try to be objective. Get all the fact, don't just follow FOX

[pwf2412]

you still can't get past the fact that she saved the state 80% on her expences.

tell me where BHO's savings are?

[ramipan]

Let's just say we'll agree to disagree. Again, I will thank you for talking me down. The name calling was uncalled for. That is not my persona, just, well, no excuses. BTW, it was nice talking to you. I always welcome a friendly debate.

[pwf2412]

Agreeded. I like the debate also.

lol. that doesn't mean if I see a post that I think sounds silly, I won't comment on it. But I will strive not to be "mean"

Have a better day

[azrael8585]

When BHO was shooting staples into poles, McCain was shooting bullets into our enimies for trying to tear down our country like BHO and his comrades

[jtkirkfan2002]

I always love how liberals resort to "Don't follow FOX," or "Quit watching Fox News," when every other network is part of the Obama campaign.

[ramipan]

By the way, I am not a liberal. But I have this wierd idea of actually liking the truth. I question everything that the media says. Based on my research, FOX has proven itself to be biased and not "Fair and Balanced" at all. It's my opinion. Same thing with MSNBC, they are very biased to the liberal. They're not fair and balanced either. They cater to the left. That's why I said, "don't just follow FOX." Get the whole truth.

[gtq838]

lier you are a flaming liberal and we all know it... we see you posers all the time...

[ramipan]

Liar is spelled with an "a." I'm a Christian, always have bee. But your quote is a good example of condemning people before you know them. Call me a poser. I don't care. But at least ask yourself this, have I actually seen the facts, or am I just being led without informing myself. I like to be an informed voter. Remember, there has been a history of hateful rhetoric. The internet is nice, but a lot of false information is thrown out there to see who will fall for it.

[ramipan]

LOL, I see I missed the "n" on been! lol

[jtkirkfan2002]

Where do you get this "truth", ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC or the New York Times? Your answer will determined whether or not we can brand you a liberal. Fox seems biased to the right to anyone who lives under the illusion that the others are in the center.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You are reading left-wing-kook blogs if you state that Palin tried to get a librarian fired. She mearly asked what the librarian's stance would be on banned books. The librarian said she would ignore bans on books and both went on their way. The libararian worked on for a good while after that before resigning.  And the books these kook sites say Palin tried to ban weren't even published when she was mayor.

[ramipan]

I never said she tried to ban books. I agree that they are false claims. But she did question the librarian's employment. You're reading right-wing blogs. If McCain's current campaign is any indication, the right-wing media is very biased. Not very "Fair & Balanced."

[jtkirkfan2002]

What "right-wing media" are you talking about? There's Fox News, which leans a little to the right, and talk radio which never professed to be fair & balanced. Everything that's left is securing in the Dem's back pocket and is doing everything it can to torpedo the Republican campaign. If you believe that CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC et al are fair, then you live in a dream world.

[ca1cifer]

I actually like this. I just wish that they weren't so right winged.

[camshaff]

The end of Obama's career...God I love Sarah!

[RGVrhino]

LAME got LAMER

[rldavis1959]

Love the "teleprompter" joke!

[sakahowdah]

I got this feeling that Jodi is a nasty little girl off camara and in the bedroom. Anyone else feel the same..?

[skwiddjergensen]

Obama Sin Laden's priest had an affair! Turns out it was just BHO wearing lipstick!

[beerandwine]

The "LensCrafter" joke was an alteration from David Letterman's standup last week. Still, a very funny News Busted 9/9/08.

[jericho1960]

Holy crap, this is the best one yet. Keep 'em coming!!!

[dezertz]

Hey Obama, calling the VP .. let me say again VP candidate a "pig with lipstick" is not good thing for your 'change mantra'.. OH. and Biden, telling a mom that she doesn't care about disabled kids because she doen't believe in stem cell in one is not a real good move for your campaign. Dump Biden? I can see it now. That opens the question? hmm, if Obama can't uh uh uh confidently choose his running mate, how can he run this country? hmm? answer.. OBAMA CAN'T

[ddvdave]

The Jenny Garth joke ROCKED!

[4jacksFort]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Leave the Dolphins alone, they are having a tough year!! years, decade, whatever! LEAVE THE DOLPHINS ALONE!!!!!!!!!

[tommyhillbilly]

Sarah Palin and Jodi Miller are Hotties! McCain/Palin '08

[cureboy675]

Why is this woman always clutching on to the desk? She looks like she's gonna fall right off the desk if she moves her arms in the slightest.

[ubuibiok]

Front page news, Washington Post

Gov. Sarah Palin billed the state of Alaska for 312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months as governor. She also billed the state for travel expenses for her children and husband on official state trips from Home to the capital.

$16,951 as her allowance, which officials say was permitted because her official "duty station" is Juneau and $43,490 in travel charges for her family between their house in Wasilla and Juneau.

[jlarpi]

Big fucking deal. The previous governer bought a 2 million dollar jet to get around. Sarah palin sold that waste of money. Get a life, and find some REAL dirt on palin.

[amboy362]

What is your definition of REAL???? Any smear made up back the leftwing nuts on their blogs?

[jlarpi]

my post was a reply to ubuibiok's lame post saying that Palin raped the Alaskan's by accepting an additional $60 per day for travel expenses.

Get a life, she drove 90 miles a day, to and from work. 60/day is barely enough to pay for that and lunch. if you're going to slam Palin for something, find a real issue.

[ramipan]

She sold it for a loss. McCain and Palin claim that it was sold for a profit. Also, she didn't sell it on eBay. It was posted on eBay, but it didn't sell.

[amboy362]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo. Whats your point?

[thevapour]

Why is the sound so quiet?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Another winner for Newsbusted. Let the liberal meltdown commence!

[Shadowsnshades]

Very funny. Keep it up Jodie!

[moldova2008]

this kind off sucks

[oilhammer04]

This was a great video.

[rogermoore27]

I want a Jodo dolly that can pout after a joke.

[TylerNull]

"... and beat some sense into Democrats ..."

YES!

[red33410]

Take NO prisoners, Jode et al! *laughter*

[B0thergirl]

Hey does NewsBusted have T-shirts?

[daddyd0c]

i was unaware of the lack of sunspot activity.

this is likely to cause a drop in global temperature. that's right, global cooling.

[jtkirkfan2002]

A few brave scientists, who are immediately attacked by the establishment, have even gone so far as to say this is the beginning of a mini-ice age. This is God's way of finally telling the tree huggers to shut up. Mankind is not nearly powerful enough to affect anything that has to do with the climate. Only an arrogant useful idiot would believe otherwise.

[pwf2412]

Can anyone say AL GORE

[reallyfun]

NICE!!!! one of the best episodes!! XD

Bravo and good snippets on Palin vs the Dems!! :D

[annielwhite]

FANTASTIC! i love your videos, always =D

[Kwestshunmarq]

You hit me below the belt with that Dolphin's comment Jody... which would explain the bad sex I'll be having for the next 16 weeeks. LOL

[WERTY317]

lET'S VOTE. Who looks better Jody Miller or Sarah Palin? Who has the sharpest wit? Who would ya rather share a cabin with on a long snowy night? VOTE!!

[MJD1701A]

Jody by a mile.

[reallyfun]

Both, both, and both! :D

[B0thergirl]

1. Palin but just by the rim of her glasses.

2. Miller

3. Being that I'm a straight female I would say Miller because the conversations would be outstanding.

[pwf2412]

Sarah does make glasses sexy!!

[HaikenEdge]

Glasses are sexy, period. Just google "meganekko".

[bregshivaffxi]

way to go los angeles! Your buddies the dems raise minimum wage, (the only actual success that congress has had) and you take away fast food, one of the few jobs available to the working poor. Great job staying on the same page!

[Ling86fanforever]

Yes, the surge worked great! Over 4000 troops dead, the world hates us more than ever, and we still haven't gotten Bin Laden. Yayyyy! :P

[Kwestshunmarq]

Awe, did your mommy stick you with the pin when she was changing your diaper? There there baby, the pain will go away... Do you mean to tell me that troops died in a war? OMG! Heaven forbid. And instead of honoring them, you spit on them by bitching about the job they died doing, aren't you wonderful... LOL

[specialks1953]

And you are still wallowing in stupidity, go figure.

[specialks1953]

That was to Ling86fanforever

[jtkirkfan2002]

Hey, Ling! Newsflash! War is dangerous and our troops are all volunteers. The world hating us is a liberal myth anyway, parroted by low-I.Q. useful idiots.

[amboy362]

The surge worked fantastic. It's too bad your not living in the real world.

[NCBKitten]

You Rock Jodi! The surge/dems joke was the best.

[SkylineTime]

my favorite subscription!