Phua Chu Kang Chicken Episode Part 1/3

[Dcmcfmc1428]

"vegetable? or a really fat worm?"

haha

[artbbrain]

Bad Chicken!! Why do you keep on going into the house whan I tell you not to?!! HUH?!! Dont come crying to me when they make satay out of yoU!!

[artbbrain]

Chicken Neh Neh Pok very Busticating!!

[artbbrain]

Batman Begins, Superman Returns Ali Baba Chicken Lock ah!!

[barrydanial]

I'd also say, "That's it! We are having chicken teriyaki for dinner tonight!".

[barrydanial]

Phua Chu Kang says, "There's a kitchen in the chicken."? How amusing!

[GalaxyMaster99]

LOL PCK:Theres no ostrich seseme street

[barrydanial]

Ah Ma says, "Don't come crying to me when they make satay out of you!"? I'd say, "Don't come crying to me when they make yakitori out of you!".

[Skillking22]

@MrInhibitor

Hahaha bravo! Thanks for the announcement!

[emcee2456]

7 ppl have no souls.

[artbbrain]

Chicken LOck?!! What so Funny?!! I also want to cry Hahahahah :D

[GalaxyMaster99]

Lol very funny I love Pck cause it is the best in Singapore and JB and some say...Batam!!!

[junyigamers]

PCK: "There's a kitchen in the chicken." xD

[Melster90578]

who dislikes this video has no life

[dregg]

why do comments on YT are never about the videos?

[D4rkn1ng]

@JaymsStapleton Not all Singaporeans can't speak English. It is just a local slang. It's not chimpanzee language, it's called Singlish. People use it in daily life everyday in Singapore.

[JaymsStapleton]

@D4rkn1ng Oh cheers. I just couldnt think of any more suitable descriptions than a chimpanzee language lol. When I visited singapore, I couldn't understand the lightning-fast blabber of very poorly-practised English mixed with various chink/malaysian languages that the locals speak. Which is fine I guess, asians suck at English anyway. Mind you I'm not saying they cant.

[D4rkn1ng]

@JaymsStapleton LOL. So was it fun? xP

[5hadowflam3]

@JaymsStapleton Bahahahaa, gotta love ignorance.

[JaymsStapleton]

@5hadowflam3 Possibly - I dont know or want to know asian cultures or lifestyles.

[bail96]

@JaymsStapleton Everyone is only good at their own language.You to your english,Chinese to chinese.

[JaymsStapleton]

@bail96 Nah Americans can speak plenty of European languages fluently. But chinks can only speak chinese, I agree with that.

[bail96]

@JaymsStapleton Hmm i agree with that

[Skillking22]

@JaymsStapleton

I could speak Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and I bet my English's way better than yours. Go home, western-centric scum.

[JaymsStapleton]

@Skillking22 That's not saying much, seeing as your ghetto asian ass has nothing to bet with in the first place. That cantonese shit isnt even hard - chink ching chang chong ching chong I can speak it too >.>

[Skillking22]

@JaymsStapleton

LMAO, That's not even Cantonese, asshole. That's your own motherfucking Alien language that you speak when you're high on crack and Big Macs. See what I mean? Typical western-centric scum who knows no shit. As I said, I could speak all Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese and I bet my English is way BETTER than yours. I got the real deal. You got your retarded brain due to overdose of crack and donuts. Keep on living in your own KKK fantasy and eatin' those shit, yeah?

[CarolXuan]

@JaymsStapleton You sound kinda racist you know. Not all Singaporeans speak Singlish. Singlish is a very UNIQUE.

[JaymsStapleton]

@CarolXuan Yeah indeed. I agree singlish is unique. Not every language sounds like a nasty concoction of what seems to be two hundred chink languages bundled horribly into one incoherent near-bestial blabber in addition to the deafening noise coming from a cage cramped with enraged homosexual chimpanzees. Gotta hand it to you asians - quite a resourceful thing to do if your brains are incapable of learning anything civilised =/

[CarolXuan]

@JaymsStapleton Oh gosh would you just show some respect? Why are you so racist? You're very ignorant.

[JaymsStapleton]

@CarolXuan wtf are you on about? I did show respect - I said you asians are resourceful and your language unique. How is that racist?

[CarolXuan]

@JaymsStapleton You just don't get it , do you ? You can't even understand your own words? I pity you. Just, forget it and leave the videos alone. If you still have any more comments, maybe you should go talk to your wall or something ?

[JaymsStapleton]

@CarolXuan Wow do you asians find talking to walls a normal thing to do? That's unexpected =/. No I from the civilised part of the world don't do that. Bad advice.

[CarolXuan]

@JaymsStapleton I'm telling you to keep your comments to yourselves. Nobody wanna hear them here. So just leave all the videos you're probably commenting on alone. Nobody wants them.

[jengkiesville]

how many languages does a Singaporean speaks in a sentence?

[XianBanGirl]

@jengkiesville got Malay Chinese and English or maybe Tamil involve

[jasminhannahmontana]

@jengkiesville well it depends... like for exmple if ur a malay speak mostly malay and maybe some english if ur chinese u will speak in chinese and some english and if ur tamil u speak vry fast...

[DericNeoiscool]

I know someone is use to be the actor playing as Albert in Liang Si Mei before.

[minwaikyaw]

There is a kitchen in the chicken !!!!!!!! That damn funny!!

[albertweskerful]

gurmit singh is from my church XDXD

[albertweskerful]

@XianBanGirl Grace Assembly of God. :)

[ch4nweiliang]

but it is a chicken.

[blaberer6]

Man, back then the jokes were damn funny, not like now.

[LegendFire]

your chicken is going swimming........ in curry! LOL

[s705945d]

She's giving me a................Bye bye!

[s705945d]

AH MA:I getting a chicken! XD

[junyigamers]

How did you get this?

[SKYZXSpirit]

definitely not from KFC...

[chowychow]

PCK nvr fails to put a smile on my face:D

[deform1189]

thanks for uploading these videos man!! u rock!!!

[itisryu]

wtf LOL

[Gurizin]

MARGARET THE CHICKEN!!! lol

[sonson145]

soo funny

[magixsparkle]

Rosie used the cloth that she used to wipe the table to wipe the chicken shit!!!

[girlrock555]

lol arbo take another cloth meh?

[DJEcksDeeJustin]

gurmit's "accent" slipped abit at 1:58 XD

[xiiaojekwei]

SO Funny

[Sweety2101]

Look at 7:54 and 8:18

[Sweety2101]

So funny.

Look at 3:52 to 3:58.

[Sweety2101]

Look at 7:20

[abiwest91]

Sooooooooooo funny!

[cvhuisdv]

hey, Margaret got present 4 u

[alex4930]

wtf y the talk like tht but funny though

[cheeryxiaohui]

yalo

[melken55]

"CHICKEN UNCLE"

[bmwsauberfans]

''there's a kitchen in a chicken''

[charsiubau1]

LOL~!

[artbbrain]

@bmwsauberfans Theres a chicken in the kitchen (:

[elchasai]

i love the internet

[LILSLUTBAG87]

i love this but i want to watch from beginning cant find season 1 is it on here

[AnneAnne93]

hahaha...

Rosie:what is that big bird huh?

Chu Kang:sesame street...

[lucacinni]

OMG! MARGARET=chicken, chicken=MArgaret.

[Demmler565]

Chickbaca, lol from chewbaca of star wars ...lol

[ZQWXSECDRVFTBGYNHNW]

nice

[BIue]

can u update more youtube videos pls

[lelouchxkaren]

good

[brycerice1]

Funny episode !! Thanks for posting

Does anybody know which Season this is from?

[gurmitsinghfan]

Season 3

[basushantanu]

can someone please post more episodes of PCK on you tube?

[Crisovak]

"I don't think KFC have live chickens."

[yongjie1997]

there's a kitchen in the chicken lol

[coolwatchnut]

Choke the chicken! Ha! Do Singaporeans know that 'choke the chicken' is slang for masturbate? Brilliant!

[revathii]

ha gosh i didnt!!

[tomboyishgal]

really?

[timothyngim]

No...but we dun speak Westerner's slang in Singapore...we have our own slang...do you noe that Chicken means whore in Singlish??

[jasminhannahmontana]

@timothyngim Yupp I Myself is singaporen but it has two meanings one is the edible chicken while the other well ya know I dun wanna say it

[RubikFanatic123]

Huh? What are you saying? Are you trying to say Murtabak??

[Rheidiana]

Yup...classics are da best!!!

[supercop5]

i think the chicken should be better as a home made kfc

[bryanwoo94]

lol classics are the best

[ngcheeleng2008]

it's perfectly fine of granny to be talking to her pet chicken.

most owners talk to their pets anyway.

[jasminhannahmontana]

@ngcheeleng2008 I agree My mum used to talk to my rabbit...until it died recently we had it for 2 years! we adopted it at SPCA for $50