Brendon Small: The Thor von Clemson Advanced Fast-Hand Fing

[PeazyG420]

lol pickles "don't come over here alright"



[tehzag]

Yes, he is the voice of Action Johnny.

[chrishomie33]

Is that the voice of action Johnny

[Irishbrood777]

The look on his face when he realized he burned the popcorn

[LBickford1]

Thanks, Brendan, for showing me that I've completely wasted my life. Where do I sign up?

[dimezakkrandykirk]

who else thinks that brendon small should do an actual lesson video......as thor von clemson?!?

[crankoramp]

his face when he sweep picks :D

[xTheWorldNeedsAHerox]

Oh, Brendon Small. You are loved.

[warpedwiselegoman]

fucking hilarious

[adrianedawndawn]

Reminds me of so many Home Movies episodes! A little Franz Kafka, some Dwayne and Jimmy Monet licks, and every once in a while he sounded like the homeless guitar player. Oh my gosh, the "Fatso's taking my money back" song made me laugh.

[godtoHrD]

looks like woody harrelson

[ForcedAgenda]

lol..this is classic...funny and kick ass

[ear8642]

" Alright! time for some p'corn! "

I'm gonna teach you so hard im gonna turn your face into a fucking popsicle!

[ItMightBeAChicken]

that guy plays a mean pianos

[stonepearce]

I like how it's Krank this and that but hes sitting on a Mark IV

[1971SuperLead]

I spent an hour figuring out the lick at 1:51 to 1:56 !!! lol

[metaljunkie98]

He kind of sounds like pickles in some spots

[ihavethebrain]

wadda funny guy :-)

[HarvestHollow]

Hell yea, an Iceman guitar. My favorite.

[XxChris43xX]

haha, his hand caught fire... I bet the same thing happens to all the women he bangs.,.. with his fingers!

[ConnectionLost71]

that was hilarious, brendon small is an amazing dude haha

[jewelfewel]

if brendon small actually made an instructional video, i would buy it in a second

[drummerdudeperson]

the 12 losers that disliked this vid couldn't figure out that the E string was the closest one to their face.

[81x85x]

Is that brendon??

[drummerdudeperson]

@81x85x yes, that is

[59Hellfire]

lmao funny. sweet guitar playin

[dextor314]

Skwisgar's father is a guitar god, I seen the full instructional video and let me tell you once you learn how to master the poly harmonic fusion hybrid section you too will be a guitar god, and I love to fly on my guitar!

[MustangsDog]

Skwisgaar was right! His father IS a god... Lol

[MrCoolyoman]

wow this guy is ( ninja )

[soadhusky]

oh man thats so good !!!!!!!!!!

[Psychicqueen]

So we can fly on guitars, but can we stand on them?

[hdjhdfj65]

All Dethklok fans Find how to tell Brendon to include Thor in Metalocalypse as Skwisgaar's dad that would be Brutal

[grimlock047]

If you thought the technoviking was cool wait till you meet the METAL viking.

this video is just like a facebones instructional video but without facebones

[jewelfewel]

INTERGALACTIC HIGHSTAKES METAL

[imposibru]

ASATTN

[Uxoricidal]

I've been a musician for about 8 years now and I'm not sure that polyharmonic fusion hybrids are even a real thing lol

[togurotheman]

Am i the only one who thought the fur coat thing was his hair for a few seconds?

[kenneld]

time for some corn

[MiKeOwNzUrFaCeZ]

how good do you have to get to fly on the guitar?

[darksmoke69]

looks like Skwisgars dad, yep lol

[shannabanana11]

I think we just found Skwisgaar's father.

[Evadex87]

Deffenatley sounds like Pickles the drummer!

[SHREDMETAL420]

SATAN



[MetalVikingGreg]

I know sweep-tapping modes, I know string skipping scales, I know pentatonic harmonic pinch harmonics, but I still have yet to master the flight of the guitar.

[nphec]

12 bieber fans

[AlienWorkshopxXx]

lol this is really Brendon Small? this is fuckin funny as hell

[sparuto117]

he sounds like murderface!!! lol

[THEn00b557]

...This was easier to understand when skwisgaar taught it... sorry thor

[Tekkyh]

At first I thought he said "of Zeuz and Princess Alexi Laiho"

[obscurebandfan]

I need help in my modal harmony shill myself, I could use this.

[Uxoricidal]

You gotta love Brendon Small's subtle(and sometimes not so subtle) sense of humor. Sometimes it's just the little things, like the cheesy music in the background, that really make things funny.

[stankyrearend]

it's burnt............again

[user7272]

lmao.....and you...yes you can FLY on a guitar. ez

[obagysan]

LOL, that was fucking awsome!!!

More Thor von Clemson \m/

[mastermune2]

thor is odins son

[MansourtheAmazing]

my face just turned into a shit popsicle

[XxjmmmxX]

dildo...

[justforthelulzzz]

WHAT IN THE FUCKINGS NAMES OF ODINS?

[sio42]

Id pay to be taught guitar by Thor Von Clemson

[quiznoesroks]

and so the birth of the demi god Skwisgaar became so

[ButtClassy]

Homes Movies's Was dildos.... I's hopings Metalsocalyps's comes back soons...........

[sio42]

@ButtClassy HOMES MOVIES WAS NOTS DILDOS homes movie was ones of da best shows what ams was on [Adult Swims]. de only goots tings dat comes outs of Homes movie beings canceled is dat Brendons Smalls mades Metalocalypse afterwards

[rockerfromhell32]

@ButtClassy in August the Third season starts again, and the 4th in 2011

[tassidar86]

E A D G B E

he makes you unlearns zee guitars.

[misterpers0n]

I love you.

[KenBory]

haha, this is very funny!

[twispsalterego]

thor calls me on his solid gold telephone

[robibm2003]

The get up and the lame ass wink gives away his being the bastard son of one of the members of Faithful Breath and Sarah Palin.

[BlazeNash]

Skwisgar's long lost father !!!

[iLiketobrew]

hahahahahahahahaha his fucking hand caught on fire. awesome.

[berserker213]

the part around 2:25 sounds like one of Nathan Explosion's random babblings

[TheEvilsocky]

Waut wait which is the E string?!?!?!?

[IsaacSchultz95]

Thor unlocks the secret to ultra-highspeed outer-space monster lick riffs..with extreme precision :]

[offspring1001]

it's an early version of skwisgaar!

[simpletones1]

its true!

[brennash413]

Gods of Ancient Prophecy! FEEL MY POWER!!!!

[mrskudbot]

@brennash413 zappp zaapp zap....zz....whatever

[synysterace23]

Good grief his playing sounds like Paul Gilbert here. Awesome!

[raecat101]

its burnt.....againnn

[RoyLeeIV]

Thor von Clemson is Skwisgar's father.

[Zrehrhardt]

@RoyLeeIV So THAT'S why they never put him in the show :P

[handsofmercury]

hahaha the popcorn

[Hobble]

Best video ever!

[CuntDeth]

What a nerd...a sexy mother fucking nerd.

*swoon*

[headed4thebottom]

@CuntDeth god yes.

[moepippy]

"Asatat" It's so simple, the A string is closest to your face!

Well in that case there's 3 a strings lmao...

I think tuning my guitar to Asatat would destroy every string...except maybe the 3 a's.

[Gepduarsin]

Fail.

E string is closest to your face XD

[TheMrjam5]

But it is!

[thecos1337]

Bredon is one of my favorite cartoonist! <3

[ReAnimatedDedMunkE]

brutal! brendon is amazing!

[GodlessMartyr666]

special makeup effects LOL

[johnnymfapplecore]

It's actually him. The guitar sounds are pretty easy to recognize, and his voice is the same.

[sio42]

i recongizize his sexy guitar more then i recognize his voice, cause hes a pretty great voice actor

[johnnymfapplecore]

Very true.

[DeleriosoAnormal]

Is this Brendan?

[WuTanG454]

brendon plays alot of gibsons

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

YESSS! ibanez iceman! fucking love this guitar but i hardly ever see any metal played on it! suck it gibson!(no disrepect)

[PrivateRyan8833]

Wut is the name of that song in the background????

[n8tehgr8]

it's just a random song I assume Brendon Small made for the video. Awhile ago I downloaded a bunch of his random jams he recorded.

[MastaDRD]

So this is what that Skwisgaar Skwigelf Masterclass would've been like if he hadn't felt the sting of CILAAAANTROOOOOOOOOO...

[wjhmh]

I believe Thor now works at the Guitar Center in Arlington, TX. The place smalls of burnt popcorn plus he's a real pushy salesman.

[zalen292]

lmao this is great

[supremebeing87]

yeah, well I've burned cereal....

[marrag1]

dont worry iv burned alot of stuff too like eggs, a sandwich(i really did it caught fire), pizza, rice like 5 times but still ate it lol, uhm yea im a pyromaniac lol

[Masterdax2]

its burnt... again...

[fucKxThexWorldx000]

dont worrie ive burnt popcorn before

[eastcoastprodigy3234]

hey...ibanez iceman? haven't seen him play that yet haha

[manineedadate]

Lol Brendon Small killed himself

[thegreatpumpkin666]

what? r u serious that fuckign sucks

[manineedadate]

No, In the video, as Thor, he kills a guy off set, which is also played by him. He didn't ACTUALLY kill himself.

[thegreatpumpkin666]

didnt catch the sarcasm, i have sexlexia

[eppinizer]

it wasn't sarcasm, but that is one sexy learning disorder :P

[HxCDOOM]

Does not look like Brendon

[tylersinger2]

totally doesnt look like him in a wig

[rukon1234]

He sounds like Jim Breuer.

[Hermdo]

1:53 looks like a good thing to practice

[pear500]

Your lack of belief in the Guitar force is very disturbing.

[CJ101nicKA]

i seriously wish i was him...

[3200MusicSurfer]

bitch face gaython bore von creepson dickles but really they rule i was joking before they kick ass

[noahfoltz]

its so cool to see all the riffs from the guitarmageddon episode being done by the man himself :D

and also, how he kinda sounds like dwayne, so awesome! :D

[SenorChuckNorris]

IT DIDNT TELL ME HOW TO ORDER!!!

[UkuFromHell]

I bet Brendon loves the green...so random. xD

But great playing though.

[guineapirate132]

Haha The Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Fast-Hand Finger Wizard Master Class is named after this! lmao

[EthanAnderson1]

brendon small is a smart man a master at the guitar im sure he made metalocolypse just to get free gibsons krank amps and other stuff lucky man

[JustaRocknRollCLown0]

i hope every one knows this video is fake the guitarist playing over the dude is Brendon Small

[tylersinger2]

what? that is brendon in the wig and brendon playing guitar its fake in the sense that its not a real lesson

[JustaRocknRollCLown0]

ohh ididnt think that i thought it was another dude and brendon was playing from behind or somthing...

[Tamerica]

The guitarist ISSSSSS Brendon small.

[staticxfrk]

if its fake how come im watching right now rofl

[JustaRocknRollCLown0]

fake naa i was tryin to say than maybe its not brendon small that all :D

[modem9000]

I didnt learn a thing

[bluewetball]

omfg BRUTAL! 10/5!!!!

[MisterMcBraineater]

5/5

[bhedy]

time for some corn

[nichklok]

serious whammy abuse

i love it

[sailormoonfandubber]

Sounds like Pickles is drunk again xDD I can hear Pickles a lot in his voice.

[axlrose500slash]

my guitar class teacher was laughing his ass off at this, we are watching it in class tomarrow. I showed him! helpin to extend brendons audience ;p

[zarenejadbugz3]

the fires particle illusion lol

[odiumroaches666]

ha,

This was awesome

[anngelofgray]

i' learned so much i think now i'm better then paul gilbert

[megamarsvin]

So this is how man invented fire.. wow :D

[mkultra2300]

420 ratings woohoo

[15viceandvirtues]

this is like..the funniest thing i have ever watched all MONTH!!!

[brennash413]

Damn... I burnt the popcorn, again

LMAO :P

[watto86]

Can anyone else hear a bit of Pickle in there?

[angelkurikura]

Holy crap, he does sound like Pickles a lot here. "Show your feelings" sounds like Nathan, though.

He used "Advanced Fast-Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" again, but with Skwisgaar. Which makes it even funnier.

[2meanings]

ZZP ZZPZZP ZZP ZZPZZPZZP ZZP...............whatever!

LMFAO!

[2meanings]

intro kinda sounds like cliffs of dover

[synesthesia67]

this is possibly the funniest and best thing ever in history....since the caveman times...

[hauptdrew]

This is why Brendon Small is my favorite celebrity...ever.

[NickTalent56]

why hasnt anyone made a tab for the intro...am i the one whos goin to have to tab it?!

[mollycoopoooo]

TESiCtYF!

Monkey see - Monkey do! It's so simple now!

[EmilyYoucis]

asattn! thanks thor, now i'll never forget!

[Sprizmo]

Easily one of the best things I ever watched in my life.

[OKAY546]

I love how his fingers catch on fire like 3 times,lmao.

[Jezusq007]

it's burnt... again... :'(

[crazytacoburger]

I need to order the full version of this video, I pirated a partial copy that tought how to fly on the guitar, but my technique got sloppy over seattle... it took me a while to hitchhike home :/

[DeathByDecapitation]

brendon small...so awesome i have all the dethklok merch lol

[BloodyPaperclip]

brendon small is my fucking idol !

[TeamColemanberg]

That was like the most awsomest thing I ever saw!... Am I being sarcastic? I don't know.

[Omerta699]

flying on a guitar...LMAO wow

[dreamended]

I love how Thor wears jeans and sneakers.

[TheWrekker]

and his last name is Clemson...

[dreamended]

That it is.

[zombi314]

I think it's funny, that in an interview about metalocolypse, he said he'd never embarrass his viewers by wearing a wig and fake mustachio.

He's awesome, at guitar, and in his acting.

[joeyfaith]

i love bren bren

[BTThrash]

So wait, the What Hmm is closest TY what?

[waynebootcher]

That was excellent!!!

[SexualEnuEndo]

Those riffs are easy to play.