Worst Date: Easy. Freshman year of college my roommate begged me to go home with her for a long weekend. Her boyfriend was coming home from college and bringing a friend. I had met her boyfriend and he was cute and nice. The boys came to pick us up and Martin, blind date, showed me his bible and informed me it would stay between us all night to keep all temptation down. He made a spectacle of placing it between us all night. I wasn't going to attack him anywhere, especially Pizza Hut
I don't like to break up with people, so I make them break up with me. I make myself boring, I do what they hate, etc. And voila! They break up with me.
I just love this hahahah. OMG i laughed so hard my Roommate came in the room to see what i was laughing at hahaha.. Ur awesome. keep up the awesome videos u are great!!!
The only problem is that if the person is really into you, there´s nothing you can say to lessen his intrest. I once talked to a guy non stop about some babyface singer in the most fangirlish way possible and he was still interested!
man... I need to do some more video work I just got on youtube for the first time in a while and my most recent shit is from college and you're video trumps mine this is funny as shit!
i kno ive probably commented on this..... or maybe it was one of the others ll i dunno, i havn't msg'd u in a while but ur still amazin to me :), i miss more vid's :(
Okay.... u forgot to add the OBVIOUS ending. If on said date, they actually start to like u more... or blow up ur phone IMMEDIATLEY after u leave, go to thier house and kill thier pet. And if they're actually "into" that kind of foreplay, then they really do deserve a FULL committed chance. At least this is what I think. So yeah, we just buried "Bandit". Hey, thanks by the way for trying to dry him after his bath in ur microwave. None of us would have seen THAT coming. So u free Friday nite? ;)
Love your humor, you're so cute! You have the best facial expressions. I subbed ya and 5 starred ya and I'm hoping you will get famous and make a movie!!! :w
i was just wondering..do you sing? because i know that you have electronic music out, but what about like, live, non-mechanical stuff? just wondering. your the best no matter what!
I've watched your vids so many times already,but they keep getting funnier.The funniest part for me is the"I see a light in you and I want to bath in it............" LOL!
"I see a light in you... And I wanna touch that light. I wanna tan in it. And... If I get burned, then.. you can be the one to rub the aloe on my damaged skin..." HAHAHA!
Still my all time fave! <3
needacoke 13 hours ago
hahaa, i missed seeing this vid. never gets old.
ilovemyteddy1792 1 week ago
I'm so happy right now x)
Aussiedoll1 2 weeks ago
Worst Date: Easy. Freshman year of college my roommate begged me to go home with her for a long weekend. Her boyfriend was coming home from college and bringing a friend. I had met her boyfriend and he was cute and nice. The boys came to pick us up and Martin, blind date, showed me his bible and informed me it would stay between us all night to keep all temptation down. He made a spectacle of placing it between us all night. I wasn't going to attack him anywhere, especially Pizza Hut
kay396 1 month ago 2
Yes!!! I've missed seeing this HILARIOUS video. TY for the unveil. :)
xof1013 1 month ago 3
Yay! You've put my favorite vid back on! <3
needacoke 1 month ago 2
why are you gay?..ur cute :/
karlatool3212 5 months ago
That was hysterical!!! You are so frikin' adorable XD
thefairy5456 6 months ago
Is it bad that I used a couple of these on some awkward dates?XD
willygrapes 1 year ago 40
LMAO! i love u ... why do you have to be gay? :(
lililalok 1 year ago 25
AT 1:37 he gets all cross-eyed! lol cheeks i luuuv you.
frogsrule42 1 year ago 20
He is freakin hilarious! And he is so adorable, I'm sorry DancestoTechno but I'm marrying him lol. And the beanie babies, hell yeah! <333333333333
elementduckie 1 year ago
"I'm gonna show you my beanie baby collection and you're gonna die!" XD I laughed so hard at that!
musicismylife816 1 year ago 15
LOL
Pink1965Tara 1 year ago
OMG LMFAO< Luv yah cheeks <3 xoxo
AdommyLove1877 1 year ago
"Do you like kids?! Yeah, I have four, that's a long story..." *dies from laughter*
hugovsky5 1 year ago 14
omg you're hilarious *subscribes*
Animeniakx13 1 year ago 9
Omg I will use sooo use the beanie baby one!!! YEAHHH! I need a friend like you, or I need you to be my friend :) Youre hilarious
allorthepony7 1 year ago 9
I need a friend like you, Omg the conversations we would have... Just amazing. Seriously hun. I love you're personality.
ArekkusuSeketsu 1 year ago 8
I'm a lesbian and I think you are damn sexy.
JamesInAsh 1 year ago 19
dear god... you're freak'n hot!
lliillaahayes 1 year ago 9
Cheeks! I love you and your videos! :)
I don't like to break up with people, so I make them break up with me. I make myself boring, I do what they hate, etc. And voila! They break up with me.
Haha beanie baby collection! Love it!
YoureShameless2009 1 year ago 3
Sugar-free jello!
That would work
XOXO
Hanali604 1 year ago 3
Ugh, marry me!
TheLiliT13 1 year ago 6
ahahha me and my friend nicole(@glitterynicole on twitter) loveee you so much! you are amazing!!!
amigop047 1 year ago
I love this video. Cheeks,you are beyond amazing.
BodomBitch333 1 year ago
I just love this hahahah. OMG i laughed so hard my Roommate came in the room to see what i was laughing at hahaha.. Ur awesome. keep up the awesome videos u are great!!!
88Jchamp 1 year ago 2
You are hilarousss!! lolll and u remind me of winona ryder lol
lourdescerv 1 year ago
What a cheeky babe! Go for it!
Marius9741 1 year ago 2
you have an UNCANNY resemblance to Matthew Fox. you're like a gay Matthew Fox.
megs006 1 year ago
I love you, Cheeks
mandyfur123 1 year ago
love it...
eowynsava 1 year ago
"I just can't wait to get you home... I'm gonna show you my beanie baby collection, and you're gonna die!!"
That's become an inside joke between me and my best friend. XD I love you, Cheeks!!! <33333
GoldenEarring1307 1 year ago 5
I... Love you. XD
kittykatt12321 1 year ago
1:38 priceless face
oswalditito 1 year ago
u r so cute and funny
kaylee295 1 year ago
I fucking love you.
jmamcsocal 1 year ago 5
Do you like kids?
Oh yeah, I have four. And that's a long story.
...My favourite part :D
Farchbargen 1 year ago 6
Lol your adorable!!
Lovers1979 1 year ago
Seriously one of my favorite pieces of video ever.
Aerynvala 1 year ago 7
hahaha...this is so funny.
hes cute lol
sandyrubberbandy 1 year ago 3
He'a my legend!!!!
kikkastarfly4you 1 year ago
Amazing please sub back <3
TheNamesJessi1993 1 year ago
Ha-hahaha! This is hilarious! Great vid!
SisterSkiLLet 1 year ago
I HAVE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU
OfficialJuanDeJesus 1 year ago 5
You are ssooo frigging hilarious! Oh God I'm so in love with your videos. I can watch them ALL day and never get bored.
ixcamexfromxhell 1 year ago 3
HA. HA. HA.
That's amazing, very useful.
uBeR1337gUy 1 year ago
You are freakn halarious. What an actor, great timing!!
1nadineb 1 year ago
I love this vid! Great comedic timing.
The only problem is that if the person is really into you, there´s nothing you can say to lessen his intrest. I once talked to a guy non stop about some babyface singer in the most fangirlish way possible and he was still interested!
LivingDG 1 year ago
she's a big gay diva!!!!!!!!
SteveNYC11101 1 year ago
LOL!!!! xD
This should be in a book or an infomercial or something.
DestinedStar7 1 year ago
you are too adorable! i could watch your videos all day, you're hilarious :D
OKclaymate56 1 year ago
Awesome! Thanks!! My fave part was definetly the one about the "light", lol! XD
fullundisclosure 1 year ago 2
ROFLMAO!
animatedtoken 1 year ago
Omfg that was hilarious!!!
Saraandoliver95 1 year ago
That was epic! XD
Morningdew1435 1 year ago
Love your sense of humor!!! Too funny!
suz526 1 year ago 2
man... I need to do some more video work I just got on youtube for the first time in a while and my most recent shit is from college and you're video trumps mine this is funny as shit!
capnjackospades 1 year ago
5 stars for aloe on my damage skin lol
deahawk 1 year ago 3
haha luved it, ill subscribe
greeneyedgeek 2 years ago
How is it possible to be so awesome?
evilpixy 2 years ago
LOVE!
Love everything you do, and everything you are, dear Cheeks:)
Your sex tape is still my fave haha
*sends love and huggles and sparkles*
celebelai 2 years ago
I am a first time watcher and you are absolutely adorable (: Loved this video!
RockThisWorld01 2 years ago
Same here this is my first time to watch one of his videos. You are so right he is adorable and he is hilarious as well.
mysticalelfgirl12 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAAHAHA this is AWESOME!!!
paperbleble 2 years ago 2
Do you like kids? Yeah i have four, yeah and that's a long story!
Hahaha best part xD
DazeDDr33m3r 2 years ago 2
love ya cheeks i luv the part about the beanie baby collection:)
mcranitaly08cb 2 years ago 2
haha lol.. love u cheeks! hilirous
molly13bored 2 years ago
omg! I have a beanie baby collection too!
Stephie2007 2 years ago
This is awesome.
jchang365 2 years ago 2
i kno ive probably commented on this..... or maybe it was one of the others ll i dunno, i havn't msg'd u in a while but ur still amazin to me :), i miss more vid's :(
Aussiedoll1 2 years ago
Cheeks, PLEASE make more comedy. Those 37,000 hits are mostly mine.
tuto108 2 years ago 4
Cheeks you crack me up. You are so witty and have I told you that you have the most incredible soft brown eyes?
smartblonde15 2 years ago 5
OMG......he's hilarious and soooooooo CUTE !!!!
TheDreeemr 2 years ago 151
Will you marry me? :D
We can combine our beanie baby collection! j/k ;D
DancestoTechno 2 years ago 230
I'm sorry but...Cheeks is incredibly adorable! "He'll have the sugar-free jello." LMAO!
Bullwinkle520 2 years ago 11
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sagitariusmoon6 2 years ago 3
LMFAO! ya thats the cop.. i shot.. 2 years ago Opps.... XD i love it!
xxaprilxx92 2 years ago 8
I like your work, very well done!
robbidude 2 years ago
omg this is hilarious! loves it!
TheWillofDC 2 years ago 3
Okay.... u forgot to add the OBVIOUS ending. If on said date, they actually start to like u more... or blow up ur phone IMMEDIATLEY after u leave, go to thier house and kill thier pet. And if they're actually "into" that kind of foreplay, then they really do deserve a FULL committed chance. At least this is what I think. So yeah, we just buried "Bandit". Hey, thanks by the way for trying to dry him after his bath in ur microwave. None of us would have seen THAT coming. So u free Friday nite? ;)
free2bfierce 2 years ago 8
o: Amazing.
naruto2366 2 years ago
hahaha......AMAZING!!!!
mychemicalfrankie27 2 years ago
So funny, you just gotta love Cheeks.
zvillegirl 2 years ago
LOVED IT!!
sarahkellett 2 years ago
I knew it was too good to be true
Never did see a straight guy that was as attractive TToTT
j3shika 2 years ago 4
HA! i looooved it when he said that he shot that cop! so funny!
bluengreendino 2 years ago
And he'll have the sugar free jello *glances him up and down*
bottom105 2 years ago 5
I can use this. Thank you!
DestinyA7X 2 years ago
soooooo favorite!
Arashi666 2 years ago
I'm gonna show you my beany baby collection and you're gonna DIE! lol
inuyasha4souls 2 years ago
hahaha loves it
EPRide 2 years ago
Your awsome !!! LOL
DrewLStone 2 years ago
this is totally cool and totally great and i really enjoyed watching this, thank you alot of creative ability and talent.
jade
jadeamazon 2 years ago
beanie babies?
adorable
gothicfreak921mcr 2 years ago
You're cute... ;)
allanmn 2 years ago 8
Your facial expressions are priceless, hilarious man!
ver506 2 years ago 8
jst cnt stop laughing at the beany babies XD i watched it over and over,, love ur expressions haha,,
very funny ^^
ilovemyteddybear1792 2 years ago 7
Cheeks just makes me smile :)
1kiarra3 2 years ago 4
You're so cuuuuuuuuute! ilu
Keshira 2 years ago
wow,your brilliant,this was hilarious!!Especially the thing about the suger free jello,hahaha.Plus your really cute!:)
birdfish55 2 years ago
"actually I'll have the tiramasu and HE'll have the sugar-free... jello"
*snort*
Unwell4mb20 2 years ago
I think that was 9 things but, I still love it! That was just hysterical. lol Can't wait to see more of your vids.
BlackKirara 2 years ago
Lololol best thing ever. =)
Gurgy212 2 years ago
tiramusu is awesome!! i had it in home and careers
KevinJonas124 2 years ago
i have watched your vids a million times and they STILL make me crack up
1twoMCRlovesyou 2 years ago 4
niiiice,man!Hilarious the 7 tips..So important to make people laugh!
LambertsLabelle 2 years ago
This whole video is LOLOLOLOL but
1:18 beany babies WOW! lmfao
SickScorpioGirl 2 years ago 3
Just watched all your videos. You are BRILLIANT!! Looking forward to more.
kateydid57 2 years ago
You look sort of like a friend of mine.
KyoUkeIsLove 2 years ago
I just...choked on my own spit laughing so hard from this shit. Amazing. Definetly got full starts from me. ;)
TotoGage 2 years ago
haha! that was rlly funny!
SprtsGal26 2 years ago
i like it =D
scottismega 2 years ago
Hahaha((:
You just made my day.
24harleychick24 2 years ago
hahahhahaha i love this !! this is really funny and all true!
epualc 2 years ago
You don't sound gay. You sound like a women.
ChrisJamesMorris 2 years ago
cheeks your videos are hilarious xD =D
shakebuttercup 2 years ago
your are hilarious and we have something in common i hate breaking hearts to.
shakebuttercup 2 years ago
I count 8, at least, but you need extra hate reasons to counteract the cute. :)
JoeIsOneOfUs 2 years ago
lol much! hehe
fakecrepes 2 years ago
the best part was when he called the guy and left a voicemail about how much he loved him, while his date was sitting right there. lmao XD
Glambert3699 2 years ago
1:38 i think its funny when his eye goes crossed eyed
KevinJonas124 2 years ago
And you don't have your very own show on network television because???
It's criminal. You're fucking killin' me. =D
cos2mwiz 2 years ago
I love listening to you sooooo much!!!
This is super funny.
3moXhair 2 years ago
I want my Cheekstv!
Courtnay1 2 years ago 3
Very unique! I love your face so much...you are so cute...mwaahhh!
arkangelmarie 2 years ago 3
But have you ever had that fail on ya? <3
lavalampluva55401 2 years ago
Go Cheeks :D
CodeXero 2 years ago
omg when he says "trippin out" about the officer, on his left, his eye goes cross eyed!!! haha
KevinJonas124 2 years ago
rofl. You are E-P-I-C ♥ . That's all I've got to say.
007openstar 2 years ago
i was allways wondering why there is not a note on all gay you tube video makers then all the videos will make sense
mukiasenova 2 years ago
ok this is like the funniest video ever!
hahha i love it!
jules2997 2 years ago
Love your humor, you're so cute! You have the best facial expressions. I subbed ya and 5 starred ya and I'm hoping you will get famous and make a movie!!! :w
TheWICKEDWOMAN 2 years ago
"and if i get burnt well.. you'll be one to rub aloe on my damaged skin.."
LMFAOLMFOALMFAO.
RainbowSockedNinjas 2 years ago
"I wanna touch that light. I wanna tan in it." LMFAO!
insomniac19 2 years ago
Thank You sooo much for that, life saver =D
sarah666777 2 years ago
Haha i loved this!!! made me laugh so much! CHEEKS you are great!!!! and Georgoussss.... :P haha xxx
jemmajemma 2 years ago 3
Oh, lord, Cheeks, you are a funny, funny guy. Loved the last one.
OutlandoGirl 2 years ago
Sooo funny, gorgeous, and just plain awesome. I love Cheeks forever xD
Lushdarkness 2 years ago 2
you a frickn hilarious. Should be a actor. Talk show host. Sex therepist....
cushman4153 2 years ago
cheeks!
you are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!
i love you!!!
hahaha
crazycaits1996 2 years ago 3
Haaa, nice x]
aciren95 2 years ago
1:13 i love this
jonasloverfighter 2 years ago
AH.
1:15.
:)
katiekat09 2 years ago 2
"I see a light in you and I wanna tan in in"
OMFG that cracked me up to no end
nitrooxide9418 2 years ago
You rock!
Zeny2222 2 years ago
cheeks. this is just beyond hilarious.
i was just wondering..do you sing? because i know that you have electronic music out, but what about like, live, non-mechanical stuff? just wondering. your the best no matter what!
7daystillsummer09 2 years ago
Damn... your eyelashes! *dies*
littlegeisha 2 years ago 4
Possibly one of the funniest things ever :]
ElainaTheBeautiful 2 years ago 2
1:15 LMAO
cheeks you are epic win.
jennyferxoxo 2 years ago 3
soooo witty, funny and cute! kudos to you!!!
sheilah1974 2 years ago
sooooo witty, funny and cute. kudos to you!
sheilah1974 2 years ago
Oh my god! I haven't laughed this hard in years. Loving all your clips. You're a gorgeous genius. Off to watch more.
JoeIsOneOfUs 2 years ago
OH MY GOD!!! you've done it again....so clever!
melissatheactress 2 years ago
Hahaha. Sweet.
Chlortig 2 years ago
hehehehe cute and funny and sexy eyes :)
joooory 2 years ago 5
you have nice eyes
odiexl36 2 years ago 2
awesomeeeee
love.
1twoMCRlovesyou 2 years ago
jst love this video :D GO CHEEKS!
surikova87 2 years ago 2
Wow. This guy is... appallingly gorgeous. Seriously. Not allowed.
I suppose we can make an exception since he is also entertaining. Much love.
[But really guys. Too. Pretty.]
squeakthefreak 2 years ago
LOL. OMG
You are like my new BFF.
I'm so going to try that.
hydeiastockner 2 years ago
i dont know how i found you but thats great video ;)
checktwothree 2 years ago
You are hilarious!!
and HOT!
LadyParisina 2 years ago
LOVE.
zeEverglow 2 years ago 3
You have such beautiful eyes! <3
LOL Cheeks you are AMAZING!
kurokei 2 years ago 7
geesh
the last look you make in this video is incredible
Pers0naN0nGrata 2 years ago
I've watched your vids so many times already,but they keep getting funnier.The funniest part for me is the"I see a light in you and I want to bath in it............" LOL!
queeneuropa 2 years ago 2
"That's the cop I shot two years ago....oops". LMAO
Valo212 2 years ago 11
"I see a light in you... And I wanna touch that light. I wanna tan in it. And... If I get burned, then.. you can be the one to rub the aloe on my damaged skin..." HAHAHA!
courtneypmbowie 2 years ago
'do you like kids?'
'yeah, i have 4'
'and that's long story'
hahah :DD
uglydollsrock09 2 years ago 9
Yes I agree, that was VERY funny... Hey Cheeks, we would LOVE to hear that "story"... ;-P I'm sure it's VERY interesting!
courtneypmbowie 2 years ago
This is my fav video so far, by far! you are so witty its amazing!...The beanie baby line, is the best! <3 u!
CheekyAdamBomb 2 years ago 7
That was the funniest freakin video.
EVER!
I started laughing halfway through it.
&I haven't stopped laughing for over 10 minutes.
Genius. :)
SugarPlumm17 2 years ago
Bisexual I think.
SammyE89 2 years ago
This is so wonderful and hilarious! I've sent the link to so many friends because my attempts to tell them about it just don't do it justice.
faerieswing9 2 years ago
HEY AJ! =D
HeyBuddyyy 2 years ago
you are fucking beautiful! love your eyes, your smile, wow... gorgeous and so hysterical! talk about having a light I want to touch LOL.
shannonk68 2 years ago
What the he11 a wet nurse! LMAO! Whoo this will not only turn him off but make him post warnings about you all over the city.
Ladissea 2 years ago
you're a genius. haha not to mention gorgeous. :>
tracingstars4 2 years ago 8
hi cheeks!!!! you have beautiful eyes!!!!and you're so good and funny
p7879 2 years ago 3
do you think this rash is contagious? ahhah
HeyBuddyyy 2 years ago