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  • @pockmarkedbuttocks we know you are but how did you like Phil?

  • fat, jizz-throated faggot!

  • OMFG the same thing happened at my school... theres this girl that wants attention constantly (she dresses like a whore, drinks, didnt wear a bra on the day of gym for attention... and we're 13..) Anyway she made a page saying 'Ms ____ needs to be fired right now' on facebook against our guidance councler, who no one liked anyway, but wasnt a total dumbass to actually like it. So she got suspended and was crying in the main office like she didnt expect it, allllll for attention.

  • You got somthin' wrong with Siouxsie Siox?

  • I hate those stupid people who do something so damn stupid, and when they get in trouble, they sue the other person. Fuck you whoever has done that! Grow up an face your problems! Stupid bitches/bastards

  • @sxephil do ur fans a favour n remove ur self from youtube

  • @legspasm if you dont like the shos then dont watch them he has some good honest shit on here and he is making somthing of his self wath the fuck have you dun latly

  • @legspasm learn to spell before you criticize others kiddo.

  • DICK?

  • Annoying

  • We need to petition to get this douche banned from Youtube!

  • I don't think cyberbullying really applies to teachers when it's things said by a student, or students. All of us will go bitch about a teacher in one way or another, sometimes even at school, only difference is they don't usually find out about it. The fact that she got suspended and kicked out of her AP classes is FUCKING RETARDED. She took the group down. Besides, what business is it of the school what their students do AT HOME on the internet?

  • IM MOVING TO BITCH LAND i mean britian

  • You're kidding me right? I got bitched out by the Administrators of my school district - I'm a Junior in HS btw - for posting on my FB that this chick who got one of our best teachers fired because he had an argument with her in class was a dumb fucking bitch. They threatened to take me to court because it was loosely considered "soliciting threats online". Bunch of horseshit. All this "Cyberbullying" stuff is fucking retarded. If you're getting bullied online, you're a fucking loser. Game over.

  • And please don't think I hate Jews. I love Jews. I sincerely believe they are God's chosen people. I say this in the same way people could say that my ancestors probably owned slaves. That was a different generation, and nobody in the present can control what people did in the past.

  • Actually, the Jews did kill Jesus. Judas, a Jew, betrayed Him, to Jews, to be condemned in a mock trial by the Sanhedrin, the Jewish governing body, and was delivered to Ponteus Pilate (the Roman governor assigned to keep the peace) by Jews, who forced him to wash his hands, literally, of the matter. Roman, nails, but it was the Jews who put them there.

  • I want pizza :(

  • i'm typing this 2 to 3 years later

  • i dont think she should have made a facebook group because that is harassment, but i'm a big believer in freedom of speech, and i'm just wondering who draws the line between using your freedom and persecuting you for using your freedom? i just think that that line isn't clarified, because if you say some things (despite freedom of speech) you are protected even though we have "freedom of speech (but only when you say some things)"

  • Christmass and santa clause are paganism

    If you don't do a 100% change here and get a ligitimate hebrew education.

    I think you are about to experience your videos being wipped from youtube.

  • Amen Brother!, fuck the bitch! because she's stupid! and your right!, in school you have NO freedom.

  • Ok... Nine sex partners by the age of 21 is a lot? Did I miss something?

  • press 5 then 3 really quickly xD

  • FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTT

  • The romans killed jesus not the jews. just sayin

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  • bitch is kinda stupid

  • Depends on what she said but the school should not be abile to say what she can and cant say off school grounds as long as no laws where broken school should step off.

  • all i want to say is it is a child, joe blow is getting fired. She has no choice but to go to school, big surprise she doesn't like it. let her say it... damn... shes still stupid but she has the right to be stupid. What dumb-ass is all butt-hurt about being made fun of by a little girl.

  • you talk funny too phil

  • there are only 8 raindeer. "on dasher, on dancer, on prancer, on vixen, on comet, on cupid, on donner and blitzen!" unless you count rudolph, then there's 9.

  • Its against the law for a school to punish a child for a school related topic unless it happened in school. Though the kid needs to learn some respect for her elders, We dont understand her situation. I had my 5th grade teacher pull a knife on me in fifth grade (She doesnt teach anymore.) That teacher was a bitch. Pardon my french. The only time a teacher can punish a child off school grounds. is to be under school liability. That means if you have yet to enter a home your still school liability

  • i got suspended for cyber bulling, why am i not on the news :(?

  • @phantomzassassin southern accents sound funny to other Americans too :)

  • What she did was not illegal, but when attending a school, so many rights are given up. In public schools, teachers have every right to search your backpack and locker for no reason. This is the same deal. School rules aren't the same as laws.

  • no gays

  • lol to us you talk funny, well not you i like your accent but people from the south or people who have very strong accents just sound weird to us english XD

  • it wuz stupid but i think its freedom of speech

  • @dobermangrl

    Something I learned in college. Freedom of speech does not cover all speech. The only form of speech that's 100% protected is political speech. Yeah...

  • She shouldn't have been suspended.

  • That theme is the best.

  • phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.

  • yeah shes a bitch

  • i think gayz should burn in hell

  • Jesus/17 - Reindeer

  • im confused on harassment, you haave freedom of speech soo, makes a llott of since...............

  • Why does everyone think Jews killed? They didn't...

  • @alexhan6 ok then who??

  • @XUchihaXMadara666 In the Roman Empire, anyone who did not acknowledge the emperor as a holy diety, was killed. Jesus, being Jewish, was killed for his belief.

  • @alexhan6 but platus did not whant to kill him so he gave them a chose jesus or some killer the chose to let the killer loss ond kill jesus and the church was a big part ofit

  • I can do that voice for a while, I don´t know... I guess it´s just me :D

  • Jews didn't kill jesus you should know that.

  • @tony38727 watch the next video.

  • @tony38727 no duh idiot

  • i think its 1020 p now

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • Lol

  • It's very sad that young people think that

    freedom of speech is for me, but not for

    you.

    This generation has so many 'scared

    cows', and they seem to always get outraged about things, alot of talk, but

    action.

  • this guy is gold nd hes making like 750k a year too

  • swear to me!!!

  • lol the kid that crawled in a claw machine...

    purple giraffe

    how i met your mother

    season 1

    episode 2

  • LMFAO @ Uppity Jews. Racism is awesome.

  • haha chu saiid 2, 2 tiimes

  • HAHAHA, I should be insulted by that comment on the Brits but it generally is true. It doesn't mean we go around shagging everyone and some girls do behave. I know a few British girls who don't believe in sex before marriage and others who have long term partners and have only slept with them. Then theres the other end of the scale where they cheat on their boyfriends or don't have boyfriends and just have "fun".

  • lol true that.

    its the chavs, im fairly sure it is haha.

  • She shouldn't have been suspended. The school has no right to infringe on free speech.

  • who scored the outro?

  • hes gonna be going back to what he cares about, he made a vid about it recently

  • I am moving to britain

  • yeah? cool hope you find the shit weather, chavs, crazy hoes and chavs to your liking haha

    (yes i meant to say chav twice)

  • @pighood he is fumier than you will ever be

  • no hes suooosed 2 be stupid

  • @Pighood yes

  • that school play stoy is just like that south park episode! lmfao "ohhhhhh, kyles mom'sa bitch, shes a big fat bitch, shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."

  • That was Literally THE BEST WAY to use the phrase "Bag it, Before Your Tag It" xD I want that on a shirt Phil, with a pic of a condom on it xD

  • i think your really funny and everything phil, but the jews didn't kill jesus... it was the romans. i really hope i you were just making a joke and didn't actually believe that

  • Sewing people is fun because im good at telling lies. besides the goverment has way to much money and way to little good ideas to spend it on.

  • lying is a sin.

  • having sex is a sin... BIATCH!

  • Yes. Most say if you're not merried it is. According to scripture Jesus said two become merried to become one flesh. It's to keep people from committing adulty, cheating on each other, and to promote love over sinful relationships....in a Godly relationship...I could love your who you love, and you could love who I love, and love everyone, and not worry about it, if you could keep from sinning, and then you would merry who you love most...it's beautiful, and extremely intelligent way.

  • so is cussing!!!!!!!!!

  • @thewhulk how the fuck do you sew people? you mean sue dumbass?

  • @phantomzassassin First of all im not English, second of all im Dyslectic.

    I happen to speak 3 languages Spanish,English and dutch.. how many do you speak?

  • Well i cant really relate to "hating" a teacher sinse i have always tryed to get along with them best i can.. because in the end it helps to have the person who grades the paiper thats gona end up on your reseme (is that how you write it rezeme? Im dixlectic dont get on my ass for spelling) as your friend. Even if the are Assholes of the highest standard (or of the lowest standard what ever) every one can lie.

  • @thewhulk

    Obviously you got passed for a pointless reason retard; learn to spell and how to use grammar.

  • @angeldaddy723 Like i said i'm Dyslectic, second of all this is the internet grammar doesn't really matter, also im not English (never had lessons to speak or write English aether)i speak 3 other languages how many do you speak?

    also im 11 so... you just got pwned by a child on the internet. YOU LOSE.

  • @thewhulk You are an awesome kid. I applaud you on your awesomeness and language speakingness. You beat me two I only speak 1 1/2 other languages( I speak 1 fluently, 1 okay, and another I know a little bit of but could not use it to speak.) They're Spanish, French, and Portugese. Why are people jumping down your throat over your grammar. I come on people, most of you don't use proper english on here anyway. Leave the kid alone.

  • @thewhulk funny you say you're 11, your profile says you are 21. and speaking three other languages does not excuse you for spelling incorrectly and dyslexia is also not an excuse; because you are not, you are simply ignorant of correct grammar and spelling. Before claiming a disease at least look up the symptom lol. You see, you are not flipping n-u or b-d, also you would not spell the same words incorrectly everytime. that only shows you don't know how to spell the word. fuck-tard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @angeldaddy723 dude, you're beating down a kid with a comment from 1YEAR ago. SERIOUSLY?

    And what the fuck's wrong with knowing multiple languages, I spoke 3 by the time I was 4yrs old. His English is not going to be perfect, It's a hard language to learn --one of the hardest. Lastly, back when i was 14 i had an account that said i was 24(I used my sister's b-day), and i know people in their 20's that have 100 as there age.

    11yrs old, that's 6th grade, spelling is not going to be perfect.

  • @angeldaddy723 Lol, raging at me because my spelling aint perfect? Well i do infact have dixlectia.

    it was proven when i was 3-4.

    The way people with dixlectia spell words is by remembering, if you remember them wrongly then you will spell em wrong until corrected. ^^

  • @angeldaddy723 also the whole "n-u" "b-d" thing is something most dyslectic people get over by the age of 6-7 (with some extra classes)

    the whole 21 thing is so i can watch 18+ videos.

    So yeah feel free to bitch at me just because i know more then you at the age of 12 ^^

  • @thewhulk so you can get your lies correct go here: dys-add.com/symptoms.html

  • words to live by...

  • school gets too involved and so does government

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  • @machado231097

    RIGHT ON MAN!

  • @machado231097

    i know what you mean... why can't we just scrap ALL religion, doesn't matter which kind it is, because its all fake...

  • something similar happened at my school for a teacher that everyone really likes because of how awesome/funny he is.... so one girl made a facebook group that said "The followers of the almighty (teacher's full name here)" and the subtitle said "To all the students that have been touched by (teachers name)"

    ..... you can see how the teacher could have taken that the wrong way when he found it.... he emailed all the followers with a long angry message , although noone ment any harm.

  • fox can invent sonar cell phones....but not a voice changer.

  • Causes me to speculate that Jesus may have spent his mysterious teenage period engaged in some manner of reindeer-related warfare, being careful only to take on 16 at a time.

  • wow you bunch of faggots who cares about jews and christians and fucking muslims im christian i dont cry whenever someone says jesus christ. stop being little bitches

  • same bro. they should shut ther yaps before i fuck em

  • WE DIDNT KILL JESUS... so stop stereotyping us.

  • your right, it was the blacks, asians, and canadians, LETS GET THEM!!!

  • no. blacks are cool, asians made anime, and canada has awesome bacon. just wait for 2012.

  • theres a difference though its not work its school and highscool at best dont you remember how much teachers can be jackasses but what ever the school should not get into your personal life what has this country has come down to! damn communist!!

  • Unfortunately Phil, I can't agree with you on that girl. It's a teacher, she should stfu and not care about it. I mean, it's kind of in your job description that your students are going to hate you, if you're a teacher.

  • phil...i made a i need a new maths teacher page on facebook

  • not that anyone cares any more, and i love phill, i just want to correct something: it was the Romans who killed Jesus not the Jews. but whatever.

  • When that kid got stuck I would have gotten him out with the claw

  • How is that a punishment? What kid WANTS to be in school?

  • Fuck you

  • Not so much necessary...but ok.

  • ur so cute with glasses!

  • it only hurts ur throat if u dont do it right

  • bitches be crazy...

  • I can't believe so many ppl got pissed about this video... What a bunch of uptights.

  • i fucking hate utah!! i moved here a while ago and hate all thoughs bastards against gays. personally im not gay but i think you should be aloud to like who ever you want!

  • phil, u make my day :D

    its greart to c sum1 just as crazy and fuckd up as u r :d

    (btw this is a compliment)

  • 3 days?! I got suspended for 10 days(half a month school time) just for being out in the hallway during lunch to say bye to my girlfriend cause she was going home cause she was sick. And then when I got back from being suspended the principal changed her mind and decided to just kick me out of school. That bitch should have been like "Fuck it. I talked shit about a teacher. 3 days Isn't so bad", instead of "OMG LAWSUIT". lol!

  • Wow.. what the hell...

  • loooool its so true (Jesus- Reindeer)

    and not all of us british women are nasty like that- I'M STILL A VIRGIN LOVE!!!

  • but how old are you? if you,re under 15 then thats fine =P just messing =]

  • i knew being a british lad would have its percs eventually! =P

  • you are just awesome dude ....

  • lolz im jewish, and even i think that teacher was reatarted XD

  • She IS a dumb fuck, but since it happened in her home, on the internet, the punishment should fit the crime, she should be permanently banned from the website, and if the person wishes to sue for slander, that too.

  • Personally I think a little too far with the racism for today but still hilarious

  • irrlevant - why would it matter? As long as no one acts on it. Ah well..people just get out of control sometimes...

  • you cant get fired in utah for being gay. maybe for refuseing to come to work.

  • Funny story about cyber bullying....

    I used to play World of Warcraft (I know...I know...) And I got harassed by this one guy all the time. Turns out I met him at the Student Building at school, and ended up beating his punk ass down. One less internet retard out there. You can thank me later.

  • hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaah­..

    Thank YOU!! Big time...

    Funniest thing I heard today. You have no idea how many times I wished I could meet half the dushbags I talk to on the Internet and show them my knuckles. Up close and personal. Not so tough now when your not miles away behind your computer huh BITCH!!

  • Exactly. My only intent was to get him to rethink every time he tries to talk mess on the internet.

  • Actually it wasn't the Jews that killed Jesus it was the Romans, but your show still rocks!

  • she shouldnt of been suspended but its still funny as hell

  • the ending song is actually kinda catchy

  • jews didnt kill jesus! ecause jesus isnt real ha!

  • Hey! I'm an english girl! Do we really talk funny? =s

  • @plmko55555 i like your accent

  • Ohhhh ohhh!!! One time, my friend made a group of Facebook that was hating on my principle, and he has a facebook, and he found it, and everyone in the group got suspended... except me. :)

  • yeah in school no christmas at all bull by hanaka or whatever everyone fuck its so annoying

  • this was my school !!! haha and the principal i dont think is getting sued anymore

  • i heard about the case, my school cant go one day without talking about bullying they said she was suspended for interfiering with the teachers ability to teach and the students ability to learn

  • i get 12hours sleep everynight bitch

  • should have been suspended, school should be filled with life lessons and as we're now finding out.. we are going to be held accountable for our online actions. It's just like being out and pissing off your boss if you saw him.. you'll probably still have to pay.

  • No anger, but how do we speak 'weird' ?

  • nice

  • No the girl should not be suspended. as a matter of fact there is an entire website dedicated to telling others how bad your teacher is. ratemyteacher well you know the rest. what she does in the privacy of her own home is none of the schools damn business. How can a public school teach about freedom of speech and then completely disregard it.

  • What did the girl do?...o_o...

  • How can a public school teach about freedom of speech and then completely disregard it.

    Answer: Easily it's called being a hypocite and its just shows that, That school will go that far just to make an example outta someone.. truly sad.

  • actually when you do that you are teaching them just the opposite. and if it were me that would not be the last the teacher or the principle heard of it. but i hope she won her law suit.

  • I'm sorry i don't completely follow you.

    Are your saying that when the school suspended her that it was teaching her about freedom of speech?

  • when you have the do as i say not as i do mentality people are still going to follow actions, rather then words. when you teach freedom of speech to a class room and then say anyone with unpopular speech gets detention, you are teaching them that they really don't have right. because nobody gives a shit. if it were me this happened to where something i wrote in the privacy of my own home which was never brought in school and i got in trouble for it, i would bring it up every single time.

  • Ahh! i get you now.

    Yes i agree it does teach you the opposite of Freedom of Speech. which in a way is unconstitutional.

    And yes i would also always bring it up just to fight the power. Humans naturally don't like being told what to do, this type of restriction of Speech would only create a new Rebellous addutide for the students... ... which i would support ;)

  • You do have a super power. You don't have to take a breath between sentences. lmao

  • @Keisuke42 He cuts between each clip.

  • A little rough but totally right : not only religion is like crack to people but also keeps people spending much of thinking power they have on debates like "did jews kill jesus?" There are real problems everyday you can contribute to solve instead.

  • lol south park made and episode on the crazy jew mom who thinks other people cant have holidays because its not theirs

  • Ow waw, Sxephil, Youve keeped these great films up for a long time and I'd give you a medal for it !

  • wow this guy is good!!

  • thats why england rules!

    im english

  • rite on

  • Yay STD's rule!!!

  • She shouldn't have been suspended in my opinion. And she would be stupid unless she did it on purpose of getting attention and/or 'prove her thuper awethome power to freedom of speech'... Which I have no problem with.

  • i think the "girl" shouldnt have been suspended or watever. My friend had to take down his youtube videos because of "inappropriate language" and i thought it was a load of elephant shit.

  • Whoah those British girls are a bunch of sluts then!!! LOL I kinda feel sorry for the guys that have to pick girlfriends and wives out of that bunch, looks like if you don't bag it you'll wake up the next morning with a burning sensation and a penis shaped like a pinecone!!! XD

  • In Britain you could see your teacher in the street in the holidays, tell them to go fuck themeselves, and they cant do anything to you in school. I know because iv done it, hysterical. And hes right about the women ;)

  • not all of our women are permiscuis...(or how ever you spell it....)

  • Did you hear, in London about 30 kids got expelled from a school for joining a page like that.

    So, bitch got off light.

  • Prop 8 is the legalization of Gay marriage in California. If you would watch the videos you'd relize that he was talked about this before. 'Nonsensical moron' :)

  • i had a website like that :( 28 people mad a facebook website about hating me (but LOL they spelt my name wrong in the website :P)

  • haha utah beat us in the sugar bowl but most of those people and that state are gay

  • i think the teacher should just make a group calling the student the worst student every where

  • i got in trouble at my school for something similar. It sucked.

  • im British and i had sex when i was 14 ps the girl was 14 also

  • bitch u stupid!