Centipede vs. Grasshopper Mouse

[DrTheKay]

Fcking hell i hate american documentries theyre so fucking retarded, all things americans suck

[AndsGallego]

this is exactly what i was looking for, in your face centibitch! love mouses

[RagdollRalph]

What is the point of the human centipede

[Chnswdchldrn]

@RagdollRalph Its just a fetish film poorly disguised as a "horror film"

[StarFoxAutobot]

Yay Mama Mouse!! ^^

[shortizahn]

Finally the fucking centipede is losing the fight :D

[buggerwho12]

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!

[GAMERZvsGAMERZ]

DAM NATURE U SCARY! D:

[OrionoftheStar]

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MAH KIDS!"

[kurbera]

Wow, centipede dies for once!

[tanpm0620]

Female animals = female human drivers

[kalmar19]

=(

[mkotrc1]

fuck the cuntin mice!

[RaphaelRavenwing]

it's official: Bruce Lee reincarnated as a mouse.

[lekovic199]

STUPID MOUSE GOD DAMMIT!

-Eric Cartman

[damlordTwendam]

the mouse is trained by chuck norris..

[robinpower11]

You know, I've seen a lot of fights like this on YouTube, but this is the best by far, because they're both very strong for their size, and FINALLY the good guy can win, I though it would never happen.

[EricAwYuhLiang]

@robinpower11

Good guy?

[eddy536]

damn that mouse :(

[yoane1]

Moose are happy

[l0rdoflol]

I'm so glad i live in Norway

[nightowl8936]

@l0rdoflol

You have bigger problems than giant centipedes. You have Muslim immigration aided and abetted by the party that Anders Brievek shot up, but unfortunately he didn't shoot any Muslims.

[superfli8]

@nightowl8936 wow. didnt know ppl were so sexually intimidated by us.. chain up your hoes.. :D

[nightowl8936]

@superfli8

Not intimidated, just unimpressed that Muslims used the wombs of their bitches as yet another weapon against the infidel.

It was a Kurdish Imam, Mullah Krekar, talking to a Norwegian newspaper who said,

"We're the ones who will change you... Just look at the development within Europe, where the number of Muslims is expanding like mosquitoes."

Kurds are scum, BTW; I can see why Saddam nerve gassed them back in 1988. I only wish he nerve gassed Mullah Krekar.

[dynamicdragon13]

@nightowl8936 Dear awful bigot.

Go die in a fire.

Yours truly,

The Dragon

[SKMSIN001]

lol sexy~

[darkxzero13]

This is why you don't mess with females... in any species.

[Drumboner69]

the female mouse has a piece of her ear missing.. battle scars..

[Drumboner69]

david vs goliath fuck yeah!!!

[Aloysius10]

helps that the grasshopper mouse is a carnivore.

[Brickerage]

Seriously, how did they know to put their little cameras in that EXACT mouse-house?

[aleksa942]

@Brickerage same question i have in mind..:)

[youbufreak]

glamazon !!!!

[TheDasp7]

Aeeee a Lacraia nao matou os ratinhos = DDD

[LionNevermore]

dont mess with ouija boards. :-D

[acts238111]

was that a 69 in the end?

[Th3Hood3dOn3]

that grasshopper mouse can kick my ass =(

[MushokuNoNiji]

thats some awesome mother <3

[Lancun2]

Don't mess with a mother's children or you'll be never heard from again

[tanzh19]

Now who says daddy is better than mommy?

[bountyhunter628]

Thumbs up if you were reading TvTropes and just HAD to see this for yourself!

[jimmieeeee]

damn shes a beast, you can tell shes a spartan with that cut on her ear

[readerguyable]

Was anybody else kind of stunned at how much they were rooting for the mouse? I was genuinely excited when she won.

[Spikeydanny2000]

Nidoqueen yah!

[JohnnyRugged06]

She raises the kids, holds two jobs, cooks, AND whoops giant centipedes!! What a woman!!

[finnster321]

After this she told the man to make her a sandwich

[liljuve13]

Emperor scorpion would own that centipede

[bowei7758258]

G  G!

[WiredK8lin]

Moral of the story: Mexican mice will rule the world.

[aZZmodan]

Pure Pwnage...

[laboo69]

ALL YOUR CENTIPEDE ARE BELONG TO US

[chainedkittyable]

who else raised there feet of the floor to the close ups of the centipede

[xXXXXNARUTOXXXx1000]

3...2...1.. NINJA LEAP!!!

[xerke]

That female mouse obviously was on her period

[xXanimefreakstylexX]

@xerke never mess with a mom and her young. lols

[keeboz]

Sounds like Goku's voice.

[Kingcobrasaurus]

The bug that the centipede was eating at 0:09 was a feeder cricket. The kind that they feed to captive reptiles and amphibians.

Oh, well. I guess the video wouldn't have been as dramatic if NatGeo hadn't murdered an innocent cricket and fed it to the centipede beforehand.

[Vick144]

Respect to the mouse

[JKSproducers]

well the male mouse was a fuckin pussy -_-

[cinnomonsinner]

lol it was funny when the mouse was like waa taah!

[CasaiAgicap]

"Imagine a Kung Fu film starring a giant centipede and a grasshopper mouse."

...I wasn't before, but now I can't stop.

[fyahfusion]

@CasaiAgicap well there is an old kung fu film with jet li as a rooster vs a group of guys with a centipede costume like

[celestialtriceratops]

MAMMAL POWER

[DietLemonlime7up]

The one time you will hear.. "The mouse was the superior species.."

[boitahaki]

the female has more balls than the male

[Tareltonlives]

Male mouse: .....Honey? I'm sorry about what I said earlier, in case you were wondering.

[saladin972]

DOPE

[Alectr0n]

MAMMALS, FUCK YEAH!

[feligirl01]

oh man, the way he says "especially delectable" at 0:26 is just too funny.

[skitforbrains]

fucking shit commentary and sound effectsd, and looks like it was staged in a studio. what a crock

[wilsontt88]

A feminists' mascot

[Rienei]

omgosh those mice are cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeee

[bigratlover]

I know this is one tiny detail, but... it PAINS me that they referred to it as a "millipede" in the description. Does the description writer for the National Geographic seriously not know any better?

[TheAmazingTwist]

I was more surprised by how god damn cute those baby mice are

[2SixGraders]

YEAH BITCH TAKE DOWN THAT UGLY FUCKER.

[Thedutchjelle]

I'm surprised at the strenght of a centipede. Normally bugs look rather slow, suprised it can do well in a fight against a larger mammal. Yeah he lost, but he didn't get crushed on instantly.

[trihahd]

Cracked.com

[PropMonkey87]

This is definitely not the commentary that belongs on any national geographic nature video, fuck.

[spamodell]

Imagine being the "badass" centipede, going back to your gang, and the boss centipede asking "Yo dawg, did you get dat mouse" and saying to it, "No, the adorable fur ball just beat the s**t out of me... a giant poisonous insect"

[csmybuttt]

Could've done without the stereotypical kung fu yell dubbing.

[cugamer]

Look at that sum bitch go, she kickin' ass!

That thing come by my house, I kill it.

That little bug looking thing just got ate! Damn nature, you scarry!

[gopherdude]

Father Mouse: Oh hell, Honey? Honey, do you need a hand over there?

Mother Mouse: No It's quite alright dear.

Father Mouse: Are you sure? I mean I'm right here if you need me.

[MissNVS1]

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

[EmmaleeKay]

Aaaaw =3

[JohhnyMayhem]

Most annoying narrator's voice ever.

[Topaze285I]

Any enemy of the centipedes is my friend

[NaYarB04]

Baby mice for the win

[AraleniaGirl]

Grasshopper mouse uses Agility! It was super effective!

[AraleniaGirl]

Grasshopper mouse, use Agility!

[doyouhavemybrains]

Damn nature; you scary!

[xlyesterdaylx]

Fucked that centipede up lol

[speedstriker]

This is very cute and very badass at the same time.

[gato23]

mama mouse just went Ellen Ripley on that centipede

[KyoufuKawa]

Mouse: HEEEEEEYAH!

[Scythemantis]

Cool mouse and all, but poor centipede. Mice can always make more babies, centipedes have to eat too.

[dacreator123]

the slow mo knug fu sound effects made me giggle and laff while giving an adorable sigh at the same time O_0

[AbiElectric]

Eugh Americans so can't do nature documentary's.

[kagome121]

Thank you Cracked!

[ASleeplessWolf]

Hell yeah.

[halopunkdud3]

I just witnessed the most adorable and bad ass battle in the face of history.

[FallenAngelIII]

Next Kung Fu style to make an appearance in the Kung Fu Panda franchise: Grasshopper Mouse Style.

[fnglazz]

cracked..

[sootysutcliffe]

Is it me or does all of America's shows have to be over the top? Give me David Attenborough any day.

[Scythemantis]

@sootysutcliffe it's not an "American" problem, ANYBODY sounds like an idiot compared to Attenborough.

[kojy]

it´s so bad ass and cute at the same time GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWW

[flaetsbnort]

I like how he says 'this is what a kung-fu movie of this would look like' and then just plays the real thing in slow-mo with sound effects. That's completely correct.

[trekkie441]

The end is cute but look at the little baby scratching it's ear at 0:36 sooooooooooooo cute :D

[5ully789]

Grasshopper mouse dont care..

[SporkTsar]

GO MAMMALS!

[gigaslave]

Ninja mouse! Don't mock it or it will somersault up to your face and eat your eyes.

[FemaleGallade]

@gerLd I came here from TV Tropes.

[damstachizz]

Daww, Augh, Daww.

Pretty much my thought process throughout that video.

Agree with the 1:40 bit, insanely cute.

[Silkie341]

Mammal superiority at work. Damn it's good to be a mammal.

[Darkluffy]

1:40 is just plain adorable.

[Azurite22]

Thanks, Cracked. :D

[Hjernespreng]

Afraid of centipedes and spiders? Get a grasshopper mouse as a pet!

[thatrandomderp]

CRACKED

[DarkIye]

Wait, are all National Geographic programs like this? Jesus.

[SergeantLuke]

DO NOT FUCK WITH MOUSE

[smaakjeks]

In case anyone is curios about the lack of effort in the daddy mouse:

In many (but not all) species the female invests more in her young than the male. The reason is that the male can't be sure it's his offspring, whereas the female knows for sure it's her own. It's also often more costly for the female to produce new offspring since she has to consume enough energy to produce viable babies. Sperm on the other hand is relatively cheap to produce.

[Fussinated]

Master Splinter !!!

[ragnarok291273]

Easy explanation: mom mouse was PMSing. Dad mouse knew exactly what to do in this case.

[HARDCORE2029]

ฮาๆ เสร็จหนู

[97SNRSMK]

Thumbs up if you wanted the centipede to win!

[greensucksbluerules]

It's about damn time a giant centipede lost.

[BESTMW2Videos]

the dad mouse's life is bro

[TheCaledan]

Wow... Just imagine if it was real with human beings. Two humans walking in the street, a male and a female. They walk slowly to their apartement when a guy pops out of nowhere and starts to attack'em with a knife. The female push her male away and she says, "Dont worry baby! I'll hand him out for you! YAAAAAA!! And the male is like. "Yeah go on, I'll just sit there and watch, Okay?" LOL!! If we were like this in real life! We are PUSSIES!! LOL! But thank god, we're not like that, Well I guess.

[zickkun]

wow... what a fight, and then there was another video where a snake got owned by the centipede...

[ItsKervin]

Damn... It always gots to be the MALES whose a bitch!! when it comes to nature...

[ant0tr0n]

were the faces tht mouse made during the "kung fu" film animated, if it wasnt thts pretty creep because it had some human face expressions lol

[Thedoctor19000]

I have to admit, the centipede must hit very hard to make a mouse of that relative size to go flying in the air.

[iamsooutrageous]

rattata vs venipede winner: rattata

[ps3mainman]

EVENGE ME!!!!!! EVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[christianz2010]

are these videos for fucking children?

[AmedesTheKing]

dear ng when in insects please do not use hd cameras

[blakfalcon1]

F*ck yeh, finally a video where that disgusting creature gets beat!

[twigagawizard]

GO MAMMA MOUSE!!!

[Rontor501]

1:05 made me laugh like hell

[cheesebasterd44]

@wildred03 wat? ha ha

[motorboatinfun]

It was difficult, but I finally managed to masturbate to this video.

[LetoAtreides82]

Mammal power!!

[viperfishsasori]

All those years training in Centipede style for nothing!

[coconut852]

@viperfishsasori hahahahaha better start training in GrassHopper Mouse style,it's brutal.

[1001010010plus]

@wildred03 Centipedes are awesome, milipedes are the bad ones..

[alienbigfoot15698]

eggs

[damn10it5]

awesome゛

shoppermouse is cute(laugh

[Qwalkson]

Awwwww :D

[lucel94]

Mouse: FINISH HIM!!

Centipede: You bastard!

Mouse: Problem?

Centipede: FFFFFUUUUU!!!

[MrClarz]

sent a hurricane leaf the centipede lee

[MrClarz]

look it seems that the mouse pokemon raticate.kkkkkk

[MrClarz]

:O :O evil wins........

[sldare]

Cute ^^

[warriorsrock123]

cute babies

[mackbye]

but mouse revenge :)))

[mackbye]

im so pitty with a mouse =(

[KMRMaGe]

Kung fu panda, kung fu centipede... what next kungu fu tur... oh wait teenage mutant ninja turtles...... -.-

[OlegGoodGuy]

lol at 1:04 :D

[mydoula]

score 2 for evll

[mydoula]

shark 550

[PoppaRocksandCoke]

The commercial for McDonalds gave me more nausea than this fight. Just sayin'

[ShinyHitmonleeReborn]

Please, centipedes are a deadly predator, lol. That mom mouse played dirty.

[maijin9900]

K.O mouse win :)

[nanashiDamage]

go mouse!!!!

[tep2005]

Mother mouse:  That's how you do it in the HOOD!

[davisismail1comcast]

Who says you can't be cute and whoop ass, Love it.

[smashurskull]

She want Prenup!

[dodadance84]

@smashurskull ? wth is prenup ? im french speaking

[GmonyZB]

hey it's Splinter's wife

[dapimppope]

Mouse nibbles on the centipede....Not eat but nibbles...

[rmazing]

Ewwww!!!!!

[lovemandysam]

powerful mouse mami !!!! thumbs up for u !!!!

[lapere]

The mouse that roared!

[formontor]

Kung Fu mouse

[SketchyEAC]

that maybe the coolest mouse ive ever seen i have respect for that mouse if its still alive

[bnkrmike29]

dad was like.. oooh baby, you look spicy sexy when you fight... fap fap fap

[sara134100]

@bnkrmike29 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL !

[Gruelcore]

Never mess with a bitch.

At 01:04 Kung fu centiped :p