The Funniest Moments of Spaceballs

[edess26]

one of the most funny parody movie. Some say it is kind of low-level,i say u have to be smart to understand the full potential of the dialogues. Always a pleasure to watch it . by the way,my english probably is not so good,but hey ..:)

[ShabbasDragoon]

Yes. That. xD

[trc2rockon]

I gotta say, this and PAUL have got to be the 2 funniest sci-fi spoof movies EVER!

[jasonesapp]

I honestly didnt care for this movie. Srry.

[Jikk]

@jasonesapp

So what's it like not having a sense of humor?

[ironballs16]

Funniest part - depending on how many brothers Lone Star's father had, Dark Helmet could very well have been Lone Star's former roommate!

[sharkboy85]

WHOOOO?!?!?!

[TheKevinfern003]

"Fuck even in the future nothing works" LMFAO amen to that!!!

[RoObEr2403]

5:59 WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT¡¡¡¡

[Emilyeesgonecrazy]

Dark vaider :YES THAT

Guy: Orgy noise's

Dark vaider: I always have coffee when i watch raider.

[slimjaxn1]

Keep firing, asshole!

[007dialgatamer]

evil will always triumph because good is dumb

[TheCoolBeans66]

Favourite part: What's the matter colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?

[NightShadow697]

made in china

[Myndeex]

Yes,THAT ! :D

[yaahme]

Most retarded Movie Ever!

[1234circles]

@yaahme good retarded or bad?

[Scozye]

press 2 then wait a second and press it again (repeat)

[freakinstein69]

@6:00 LMFAO.

[seth9139]

best is as the lord killed one of technical guys and than said 'he did it' xDD

[arkemiffo]

Wait a min here. I have to see if I got this right. Your fathers brothers nephews cousin. Isnt that you (well, or a sibling of yours, or possibly another cousin if your father had more than one brother)? So wouldnt that really mean he was Lone Starrs former room mate?

[NoCinemaForYou]

@arkemiffo

Father's brother's (UNCLE) nephew's (LONE STARR) cousin's (LONE STARR'S COUSIN) former roommate...

So I guess he was Lone Starr's cousin's former roommate.

[eddybogo]

@NoCinemaForYou Unless his Uncle had 2 nephews, in which case your logic is flawed.

[themightyboush]

like if you have this on dvd

[Mivimata]

press 8 over and over...humnah humnah

[ITSOVER9000ish]

@Mivimata Pres one over and over: Laser laser laser!

[HeltenManfred]

couldn't agree more with the last scene, being good really is dumb

[geovanilaskar]

i just watch the whole movie in here

[stdeath11]

i just realized......colonel sanders-chicken.......resembla­nce??? XDDDDDD

[arragon5481]

i bought the flame thrower, its good for starting bbqs, and getting revenge

[ksalam1234]

haahahahh this one on tv the other day.. i had no idea what this was lolzzzzzzz

[juker92]

42 people are your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate

[Friday9550]

LOL THE FIRST 46 seconds of this video >.> I love this movie even more!!! XDXD

[NamelessKitteh101]

What's wrong Sanders ? Chicken ? icwhutudidther

[7Somerset]

We ain't found SHIT!!

[arkady714]

HAAAA-ha-ha-haaa! "When will then be now?" "Soon..."

[OsamaBinLooney]

WHAT?! you left out...

"say goodbye to your two best friends. and i DON'T mean you pals in the winnibego!"

but seriously almost every second line was something funny :P

[WheezyMasta]

Brooks is the shit

[MK1990Alex]

we aint find shit

[averbakh01]

Choking the cock is just brutal!

[TwilightAngel35]

bullshit,shit,asshole...what happened to people talking like this on television?...

[1hotwelds]

my hair, He shot my hair , son of a bitch

[FashionLovePeace101]

this is  SOOOO FUNNYYYY

[Lightsylvan]

When does this happen in the movie? Now, your looking at now sir. everything that happens now, is happening now. What happened to then? We past then. When? Just now. We're at now, now. Go back to then. When? Now. now? I can't! Why? We missed it When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

[joshbulldog1661]

240P what is this afghanistan?

[Wolfsrawesom]

"One, Two, Three, Four, Five? That's the combination? That's the sort of thing an idiot has on their luggage!"

Later

"So, what's the combination?"

"One, Two, Three, Four, Five, sir."

"Amazing! That's the same combination as the one on my luggage!"

[black2much]

What's the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken !?!? :)

[StubbornCanary]

Ludacris speed: Move bitch, get out' mah way, get out' mah way!

[daweadil]

and i see your schwartz is as big as mine

[ChompChompNomNom]

What are you preparing you're always preparing just go! hahah so true

[CarlosCorreia77]

Epic in deed!

[phil2856]

*LOL*..........

[veggiekid23]

mr. coffee. mr. radar.

mr. rental!!!!

[kelzclive]

At last we meet for the first time for the last time!?!?!?!?

[Serasia]

Evil will always triumph...because good is dumb.

Hmm...well...it is true that there haven't been many "good geniuses"...just 'evil' geniuses.

[Jem93rocks]

"She's gone from suck to blow." xD

[Sammy38009]

OH SHIT

[luffaregb]

- I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate!!

- And what does that make us?

- Absolutely nothing!! XD

[MissySTOOSH09901]

was actually crying with laughter! x

[wolflink981]

Sanders: Sir?

Helmet: What?

Sanders: Are we being to literal?

Helmet: No you idiot we're following orders. We were told to conb the desert so we're coming it. LOL XD

[wolflink981]

@wolflink981 self correction "comb" "combing"

[ZondaF]

What the hell am I looking at!? When does this happen in the movie!? Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. What happened to then? We passed it. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now. Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now..? Soon. ........ how soon? D:

[MrRoberto471]

We ain't found SHIT !

[Cordir21]

"Smoke them if you got em" lol

[thyareworthyofthee]

my favorite lines "OH SHIT!" "i am surrounded by assholes!!" "Bullshit!!stop this thing!!!"

[KMK895]

myfavoriteline: fuck even in the future nothing works

[ericpierre53]

Good Is Dumb

[ericpierre53]

My Hair !!!!!!

He Shot My Hair

Hey Dude Nice Vid 

[MegaRaiser]

Ball Death Choke!!!! A most feared weapon of the Dark Side of the Shwartz

and what happened to the bleeps the sweeps and the creeps?

[jbp102887]

Best part ever! My hair...He shot my hair! You son of a bitch! *blasts everyone*

[Gamerforfun1]

How Many A__H___ do we have on this ship...hahahahahahahaha

[xXBabyCoachXx]

what happend to then??

[herofromthedark]

"Everybody got that?"

[tfmqwertaz]

SPACE BALLS ROCKS!!! You forgot an important funny moment: When the radar man tells Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders over to the radar.<- Along with the Asshole part it is my favorite.

[sparky6899]

They don't make comedy like this anymore. Absolute genius from Brooks.

[GOPJ00]

"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

"Yo!"

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes."

"Keep firing, assholes!"

[tbow13gbr22]

god dammit i have to go change my luggage too.

[v1nc3nzo87]

6?!?! what happened to 7?!?!...just kidding :p

[Lukeduker11]

Mr.rental

[Yamamanama]

This is how a genre parody is done, producers of Epic Movie take note.

[Canadiack]

Keep firing assholes!

[highseascaptain]

i believe you bypassed the best scenes truly

[Golfingkid1]

@highseascaptain which would be the rest of the movie along with these scenes too. :)

[man3son1]

3:57

[NickN30N]

the combing the desert scene is epic

[truepridejb]

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!!

[trinity0408]

My hair!?! They shot my hair!! Son of a B*tch! (Favorite line of all time.)

[mollylovesoscar]

"there is someting u should know". "what". "im ur farthers brothers nephews cousins former roomate". "and makes us". "absolutly nothig" lolz

[ihavenoidea4aname]

9:10 that something I always do with my little sister! xD and she hates it and I'm happy

[bladewig]

That megaphone bit in the sand makes me laugh every time.

[caden7836]

bullshit stop thhis thing

[itzgameover]

video is 10 mins long and movie is around 90 mins so 1/9th of the video is funny parts... lol i love math

[IMN666]

i love colonel sanders face when dark helmet s using the schwartz on that guys groin

[IMN666]

i love colonel sanders face when dark helmet s using the schwartz on that guys groin

[idiot1jerk2face3]

If it was truley the funniest parts it would just show the whole damn movie. :D

[kevinhistorynut]

Why would you need to cock a laser rifle?

[davidevgen]

hes an a** hole sir...

I KNOW THAT WHAT HIS NAME!

that is his name sir, a**hole MAJOR a**hole

lol

[Supremefangirl]

"How many Assholes do we have on this ship anyhow!?"

Everyone: "YO!"

"i knew it I'm surrounded by assholes"

[TheUnseen97]

how come they didnt show the forever long intro of the spaceship and at the end the bumper sticker says, "we brake for no one"

[jenniferl9]

"When will then be now?"

"Soon"

[jinglejangle1997]

the captains lookin away the whole time 0:42 - 0:47

[redriot1024]

We ain't found shit!

[jaymthegenius]

"Just stop this thing! I order you!" Lol at Dark Helmet being completely oblivious to the laws of physics! :D Then again, if they applied in this movie they wouldn't be able to reach, let alone exceed light speed anyway.

[fishman017]

He's an Asshole sir.

I know that, what's his name?

That is his name sir, Asshole. Major Asshole.

And his cousin?

He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole.

That's funny as hell!!

[Trelli3MatriX]

"U idiots......these aren't them! You captured their stunt doubles" lol who could think of sum shit like that???? this was a very creative movie, it brought life to movies like scary movie etc all them movies parodying mainstream ones

[Cosomut]

"Prepare the ship for light speed."

"Nono, light speed's too slow."

"Light speed too slow?"

"We'll need to go to ludacrus speed"

(all gasp)

[flippywonkles]

heh major asshole

[Nightbarb]

You should have just posted the whole movie ;]

[eyeseer1]

Barf & Lonestar: " Pizza the Hutt !!!!!"

Make this movie a sequel dammit !!!!

[fightlol4]

"Out of Order! FUCK even in the future nothing works" lololololololololololololololo­lol

[ItalianBandit]

"Good is dumb"

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

Sounds like they say ludacris speed...

[Nik3z1]

"Because good is dumb"

[shadowdemons117]

1,2,3,4 HEY WAIT THATS MY PASSWWORD FOR MY ACCOUNT-.......oh shit nevermind :U

[KiloByte69]

"Shes gone from suck to blow!"

[zenmachinefilms]

Even in the future nothing works!

[Crazyphil2008]

I KNEW IT IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES

[THES3XYMAN101]

John Candy... actor... fatass... legend.

[skeetvvideos]

I made 39 accounts to dislike it. starwars is better

[domymbd]

@skeetvvideos I could do the same to disklike your comment :P Of course Star Wars is better, but Spaceball is still a masterpiece!

[negiz5]

Wow I just got the joke "Whats the matter Cornell Sanders? Chicken" Its funny because Cornell Sanders is the main KFC guy and they sell chicken so ya.....

[WolfDenn]

@negiz5 It's also funny because you're too stupid to spell 'Colonel' correctly.

[negiz5]

@WolfDenn Wow really you just had to correct that.....>_>

[incinerator327]

@WolfDenn Look up Spaceballs on Wikipedia and read the little part about Colonel Sanders.

[Trelli3MatriX]

@negiz5 lol main KCF guy?? I thought he was the only KFC guy

[RedneckRapture]

I laugh whenever I see that tie on Dark Helmet.

[blknge]

all my navy superiors are assholes too, amazing

[MrLinkinParkFan2011]

KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!! DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?!?!?!? NO SIR I DID NOT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN! GOOD!!!

CTFxC FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaneundertaker3]

Major Asshole sir.

[jeffgordonfan16]

keep firing assholes!!!!!!!!!!1

[Lucsia95]

"My hair! Son of a bitch..." *everyone dies* Epic!

[Trudermark]

CTFxC FTW!!!

[GreatBritishGamers]

@Trudermark CTFxC FTW!

[terrmedia]

may the swartz be with you XD gotta love that line :)

[ledgendlee]

ctfxc ftw

[KuliLFC]

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!!!!!!!!

[martinezkid98]

Ooooohhhh shhit..

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

It's not a Spaceballs coloring book Optimus Prime is on it. It's a Transformers coloring book.

[msoltanftw]

haha "...and i see your schwartz is as big as mine"

[bobtime50]

37 people got there shwarts tangeled again

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[starzic]

37 persons dont like to joke about star wars

[MasterExploder225]

keep firing assholes

[MasterExploder225]

Lightspeed is too slow we must go ludacrispeed *gasp*

[1chillychang]

wE AINT FOUND SH*T!

[1chillychang]

F*CK! EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS!

[MrLOL9999]

"major asshole" LMFAO

[ThePainter1316]

lol was funny

[ShellShock34]

'before you die there is something you should know about us lonestar."

"what?"

"i am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins former roomate."

"whats that make us?"

"absolutely nothing!"

[PrincessRosie00]

LO frinking L

[MrOutcast01]

"Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful" ',:) "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

[TheCookierz]

SIR OUR RADAR IS "JAMMED" LMAOOOOOOOO

[lilas2484]

lol

[ryank8843]

the beamed me backwards thing is not one of the funny scenes

[KillStealingJew]

I think the reason why there has been no sequel is because a movie this funny cannot be matched that easily

Its going to take years before someone funny enough will make a sequel that will live up to the name of "Spaceballs"

[spillfan1]

Out of order? Fuck!

[oppaichan]

37 people have very small schwartz.

[vankook]

I've watched this movie so many times, I fast forward unless Rick Moranis, Colonel Sanders, or President Skroob are on the screen.

[Stussmeister]

I just realized something. The actor who plays Lone Star is the same guy who played the president in "Independence Day." Makes for an interesting sort of spectrum, I'd say.

[vankook]

@Stussmeister Yup! He sucked in both!

[Ginga358]

haha poop

[Samonuh]

You know, if Lonestar's father had 2 siblings, what Dark Helmet said could potentially mean that Lonestar and Dark Helmet were roommates...

[kcfreak725]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

"What does that make us?"

"Absolutely nothing!  Which is what you are about to become."

A classic scene from the best movie ever.

[ps3ortonV2]

good is dumb

[EHH246]

Apparently, it was Rick Moranis' idea to deepen his voice whenever his mask was down. I love the guy.

[ArtemisScribe]

35 people ain't found shit

[comedicracer1059]

@ArtemisScribe and the other 2,120 people got Spaceballs the Flamethrower! (the kids love this one)

[jerzeefranky3475]

BRILLIANT...

[AlexaKL64]

ROFL Mel Brooks movies have the BEST one liners.

[MRresievil310]

lol, Mr coffee, Mr radar, and Mr Rental

[convoy8368]

i said across her nose not up it  sorry sir doing my best he`s an asshole sir