"Star Trek" (funny review)

[StuffedBurritoEnt]

Wow, cursing! I like it. I happen to stumble on to this video because I watched your Comic-Con video and regrettably, I've never been able to go back and watch your older reviews so I was cool to see this one. It's true, this movie was amazing and enough to entertain everyone. I feel like watching it now. Good point about Quinto. He cpuld of messed this up but he did a great Spock.

[johncrab67]

Best actor in this film is Karl Urban.

[studio444]

movie was good... i just thought some of the acting was pretty fucking gay. like the doctor guy? you cant tell me he isnt the worst actor ever? at least in this movie he is. i swear everytime he spoke it was like... wow your terrible, kill yourself. anyways, good movie, i wasnt a huge fan of kirk tho, gettin his ass kicked or whatever, but still, the guy just didnt look like a leader, he looked like a chump, i wish he was more convincing.... i liked spock and the rest of them, espcially bad guy

[Sirrom0206]

I loved this movie!

JJ Abrims rocks!

[Tanthalasa1]

Since Return of the Jedi? What about Stargate? Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within? The Iron Giant?

[schmoesknow]

All great movies but they weren't on the epic scale of Jedi.

[cauthoncrazy]

I remembered your review and went to see this with some friends. Even though I was confused for almost all of it (that time travel is so wacky!) it was really good.

Not gonna lie though, I totally lost it when WINONA RYDER showed up. Whoa buddy...

[spartenforver]

it is an amazing movie... Its the best movie i ever seen in my entire life...11/10

[MyraLaRyn]

With you guys all the way!

[littlerich]

glad you guys enjoyed it... i can't wait to see it... omg, you could do the hand-sign for live long and prosper like spock.... i always have to physically move my fingers to do that lol...

what about reviewing night at the museum, smithsonian... i saw the first one and loved it... wondering about the second....

[bobbendick]

Great, guys!

TREK!

[BowlerHat]

Pros. PROS. - Max

[paulineplast]

You guys ROCK!!! I am the last Trekker to see this movie - I'm there tomorrow after seeing your review! Good job guys! You crack me up!

[killerrodan]

Great reviews as always !!!!!

[BuckeyeSara1982]

LOL, great revew....go Deacs!

[aragon131]

I was suprised by Zachary Quinto. I ran into at a party Thursday night and he seemed so cool and detached I thought he'd make Spock into a joke but I loved it. Thanks for the review again. You're getting better at citing specific examples! keep going. And really thanks for raising the camera up.

[pandamonkey12]

great movie, best special fx, you guys have never failed me thanx. p.s. were you guys on current tv?

[schmoesknow]

Thanks Pandamonkey. Glad you are enjoying the reviews.

Yes, we were on CurrentTV for about a year, we started this show there.

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

I loved this movie. 100% sucked in couldn't have liked it more.

[PJokerman50]

Harold from Harold & Kumar = John Cho + this movie = Awesome = Him plus the special effects + the acting + the story, structure, design and + Everything you guys said = THIS FILM ROCKED.

I loved it. Everything was so true, Kristian and Mark! Great review.

-P.J.

[Zippedychick]

I watched that whale movie too when I was a kid haha

Yeah I've always loved Karl Urban, even when he's in terrible movies like highlander, and I think this was his best performance! He made Bones freaking amazing hahaha

Oh and when I saw Wynona Rider I said look! It's the grandma from Edward Scissorhands!

[tEnKaIcHi03]

REALLY REALLY bored da name ist so cool star trek but da movie 4/4

[christian5005202]

LMAO scifi asshole. Good reviews, how would you compare the star wars movie to the star wars movies?

[schmoesknow]

Compared to the orginial series, it doesn't come close. The story in the original Star wars trilogy is some of the best storytelling in film ever. It knocks the new trilogy into the ground. Because of tone more than anything else. It as none of the goofy moments that made Episodes 1, 2, 3 so unwatchable. Go check it out, you will dig it.

[vampjoseph11]

So basically it's not an hour and a half of fan serving bullshit cuz that would drag the movie down and pull me out of it. I'll take my friend and go see it this weekend then

[schmoesknow]

Not at all, Abrams really gets viewers who have no attachment of the original series interested in this revamp.

[J0hnGustafson]

Definitely agree.

[crimsong19]

Excellent review, guys! I totally agree!

[tkobvious]

Excellent review, I feel the exact same way.

[thetuf75]

Saw this movie last night, it was incredible! My girlfriend liked it and she was fighting me beforehand to see Ghosts of Girlfriend's past!!

[IJustFartedLoudly]

I'd like to rip one in Kirk's face.

[schmoesknow]

Ummm..ok?

[roight33]

Star Trek better than Star Wars? I'll believe it when I see it. However, your reviews continue to get more and more entertaining.

[hotchild07]

Great review, looking hot "hustle" hahah, love you two.

[justsextv]

Great review guys, and this movie was so much better than I expected it would be.

[sachaput]

I am psyched. Couldn't see it this past weekend, but am off this coming Friday. Have heard almost nothing negative. Good review!

[jchrisnewberg]

i love all of the schmoes, except for that one guy  nice work guys

[schmoesknow]

We're both working on getting that guy off the show...thanks!

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

lol... "I fuckin LOVE this movie" Never seen you this excited before I was supposed to see it over the weekend but that didn't happen, gonna go see it today. I'm on the fence between star wars and star trek... I really don't like george lucas at all so I tend to lean towards the Trek... Especially since galaxy quest hahaha.... So I should love this well see! 5 stars love your reviews.

[jdfox1]

Star Trek...don't know a lot about it. "Fill the void"...ha ha! I like that! Perhaps I shall skip this movie, unless my date insists on it. If he does insist on it...he'll be all alone that night, after the movie. Good video, thanks guys!

[5tallcoolone]

jdfox1 ur hot!! if ur man takes you to see this film u leaves him and find me foxy!! I like star trek 2 but not that much message me pleeze ok foxy. U rock!

[StandingGate]

They really pussd out on the story,very weak.The acting was 1st class tho:)3/5Why couldnt they keep with the reality of "Startrek"????NO,NO lets go fuck all the fanboys and do it our way.STAR'TARDO EL'TEKO WITHA GOODA ACT'O VERY EL'SHITO

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

FUCK THE TREKKIES!!!!! good review guys. Star Trek is ours now.. ALL OURS!!!!