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  • goddamn negroids 

  • @FUwogs when you hear the ebonics HANG UP!!!

  • @FUwogs you are a racist pig, and a good reason on why Christianity can be better than athiesm.

  • @hellbindercda what? take the crack pipe out yo mouff an'z speak'zz englishess... goddanm nigglet

  • BEST TROLL EVA!!

  • I feel sorry for this guy. He has some sort of brain damage or something.

  • Using words wildly out of context: You're doing it right.

  • he sounds like cletus off the simpsons

  • more importantly: why dont my batteries get recharged when I hold them in my hands??

  • The moral of the story is: You're religious, argue religion. Don't argue what these two happen to be extremely familiar with, which is science... Dumbass...

  • Is this a black Christopher Walken?

  • This is HILARIOUS

  • that made my head, heart and ass hurt...

  • Crazy Christian has appeared... I chose you Atheist! Crazy Christian used bullshit... it missed! Atheist used logic... its super efffective! Crazy Christian has just fainted... Oh wait, Atheist is ""EVOLVING"" it became Fact... lmfao

  • @KageGonin LOL legend

  • OMG FUCKING GOD hahahahahahahah a the next time I take a shower Im wearing all RUbber LMFAO>.... Wat the Fuck kinda moron to Call??? Urgent news everyone, next time you take a shower, wear a special suit so you dont die.... Wow I can tel this duch never took baths,,, Lmao

  • I love how they just give up at the end! lol

  • He sounds like an American Richard Ayoade!...

    My oh my, I can't stop laughing!

  • opens dictionary on random pages?

  • People like this can't comprehend anything, apart from the idea of God.

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  • what was this guy on? and where can i get some

  • The sun does not go down. The World and the ground you stand on rotates around itself and around the sun. "the sun goes down" is just a VERY simplified model, but that model only makes sense from the poinf of view of someone near ground level and it is not too accurate in predicting when the sun will be visible.

  • these guys need some fuckin help. they dont know how to recognize a person's misunderstandings and show them where they're goin wrong

  • @DripStopShop Like Ron White said, "you can't fix stupid".

  • It took him 2 minutes of rambling to figure out how to ask them about how they think the universe was created?

  • The entire fist minute of the video this caller made absolutely so sense, he tried to sound like an intellectual but instead he sounded like an imbecile.

  • Lol i think he's reading this off a blog

  • @YoungMoney835 I think he's reading this off a bong.

  • Aaaagggghhhh, why, why does he keep calling???

  • Cole MacGrath; ....I'd get electrocuted

  • When trying to sound smart goes wrong

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  • And one of the three is on his way to Heaven, two are on their way to Hell.

    Guess.

  • We atheists avoid electrocution by grounding ourselves in reality.

  • @disappearingone11 Oh man, that's beautiful...I'm going to steal that....

  • How can you take a shower without getting electrocuted? *facepalm* There's meat in the way! Ah!

  • "You're right. There's a God. He hates me." LOL

  • UGH THIS GUY AGAIN!!! lol

  • Funniest episode so far guys, thank you :)

  • how can anybody be that stupid

  • If memory serves the bio-electricity that runs through our bodies is chemically different from electricity in the form of lightning/ect. That electricity is generated pretty much the same as static electricity through friction.

  • How does this guy remember to breathe?

  • haha..he's fuming on the inside but trying to be benevolent....lmao...fucking it up big time

  • This guy's a fucking retard....

  • I choose to believe the big bang was god blowing his brains out...

  • I think those questions like "where does it all came...?" should be answered fast with one simples phrase --> Go study.

  • according to this guy, things don't hold charges, they need energy all the time from somewhere else or it stops working, I can't wait for this guy to learn about batteries.

  • Was this when Face Palm was invented?

  • @spartonne DEFINETELY!

  • how can you be that confused and survive

  • @hellhammerz666 No, that's a lie. I created the universe just a second ago for funsies and I inserted memories into every living being's brain. Since you can't prove me wrong... obviously I'm God! ~(* o *)~

  • Sounds like he was trying to read his own handwriting in the beginning. (~* -*)~

  • actually quantum theory is starting to show that reality is NOT real and matter is just subatomic particles that can appear at multiple places at the same time until it is observed by consciousness..consciousness is not human consciousness that is the ego, this cosmic consciousness is pure consciousness that is objective and is formed from particles noticing each others direction of spin and spinning opposite in accordance, quantum entanglement is the answer to life and the universe

  • @MrMojoRisin53

    Actually, it has nothing to do with consciousness. That's just some bullshit people who don't understand QM like to repeat. Particles behave like waves until they interact with something, then the particle's mass and charge become localized and it behaves like a particle.

  • @Skepnostic that is literally exactly what i just said

  • Too much much Weed

  • Why do a lot of the callers sound like creations of Seth Macfarlane?

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  • Oh my God (lol), it's like trying to explain things to a stupid baby. /facepalm

  • SWEET POTATO POPS

  • WOW! these theists seem to reject everything that is observable in biology.

  • Why do all these Christians sound retarded...

  • @PERSIAIOS christianity is a severe mental illness.

  • @dopeasfuckk Amen!

  • @dopeasfuckk I somewhat disagree. Theism in general is mere ignorance.

  • @PERSIAIOS Because they are part of the trinity of the Abrahamic religions that are born from other earlier religions based on slavery & subjugation. Religion was man's first stab at explaining the unexplainable... badly I might say. It was then used for man's master/slave morality, but still based on myths, superstitions & hokum.

  • Hahaha. Pathetic. SCIENCE THIS SCIENCE THAT. SCIENTISTS ARE ENVIOUS OF GOD. class dismissed.

  • ''you win, there is a god'' lol

  • then how do you not get electrocuted in the shower? I havent laughed this hard in ages

  • the stupid it burns...it burns

  • This guy has called like a million times...

  • It's like he's using every ounce of his being just to say words.

  • i say the dude is high...

  • If you listen very, very carefully, you can hear the bong bubbling through the phone.

  • When trying to sound smart goes wrong

  • Translation: the universe is complex, therefore GAWD DID IT!

  • I'm picturing this caller standing alone in the middle of a dark and empty basketball court.

  • what has this world come to..... i have not laughed so hard in ages

  • T-T-T-T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR! 

  • WTF

  • "The source that governs this whole, uh, human embodiment, to evolve, and uh, continue to grow in the elements, that.... you know... all embody... things that are not man made..." Wow! This guy wants to grow up to be Deepak Chopra!

  • @JDillaDudas Maybe it was Deepak Chopra?

  • Sun goes up, you're alive.

    Sun goes down, you're dead.

  • This is why I don't take showers.

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  • wut ? I dont die because I do not photosynthesis all my food in real time. I haz fats.

  • Poor Russell is trying so hard not to laugh.

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  • Dear Sir,

    Kindly stick to monosyllables from now on.

    Thank you.

  • Sounds like a character from family guy

  • They think with time a non-living thing can start to live, a non aware being can start to aware,Information (like DNA) can be formed without intellegence,

    social behaviour and techniques of animals and insects are in the genes ! and the best is this stuff : /watch?v=dOyc98tV5kA did evolve wings ! and the ability to fly !

    throug random mutations and naturel selection, needless to speak about the evolution of plantes ...

  • @YamiYami17 Research DNA and you'll see what properties we contain that are in rocks as well........not hard to read you just don't want to

  • @BluntVerbally23 It' not about the properties of DNA or the properties of ink,it's about the information in DNA,And the information In Ink !

  • Simultaneous face palm ,Funny as hell.

  • I dont know if hes found god but hes definitely found a thesaurus, no some tell him you odnt have use evey word in there

  • @ubernagash sry for typos i cracked up at the shower comment *facepalm*

  • battery is low. The chirp is so loud & frequent that they determined nobody would put up w/ it & be forced to replace the battery. JR is so dumb that either it doesn't bother him or he can't figure out what to do. This is a society where we have disclaimers on ads telling us not to try to this at home, we put warning labels on cigarettes as though people just don't know they're bad for you, etc. And yet somehow they could not account for JR's stupidity & apparently complete lack of sense.

  • JR's smoke detector was chirping. Loudly & frequently. Now, either he notices that or he doesn't. Since I heard it so clearly over the phone I'll assume he can too. How does one live with that? There's something called the Underwriter's Laboratory. All large manufacturers of consumer products have them. Others use outside UL's. They're used to determine product safety so manufacturers can fulfill their legal responsibility to make safe products. They design smoke detectors to chirp when the

  • Is the caller from 10,000 BCE?

  • Stupid people need to shut the fuck up

  • This sounds like Bill Cosby on crack

  • @reshikrom64 so Bill Cosby?

  • @reshikrom64 give em some pudding.. or crack

  • anyone else think this is a woman???

  • If there is a God, I humble ask that after I endured this, that you kill me.

  • hahahahaha this is amazing

  • This guy is nuts!

  • He is trying so hard to use big words.

  • @badpenguin455 I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • @badpenguin455 He's also over-enunciating. I have to tell you that in my experience, I've seen black people do this a LOT more than every other ethnicity combined. I think they're trying not to "sound black" so they'll be taken more seriously. It's nonsensical, but they do it. It really drives me nuts because it's playing right into racial assumptions and stereotypes and actually serves to perpetuate those stereotypes in a lot of cases.

  • @badpenguin455

    he is trying too hard to use ANY words^^

  • After hearing this caller, I don't want to live on this planet anymore

  • I just love the way this caller talks! So careful and deliberate. That being said I don't agree with what he is saying.

  • atheist experience #667 same caller asks what holds up the earth.

  • For awhile I thought that people from Texas were misjudged and incorrectly percieved...after hearing the callers, I was wrong - they truly are all idiots.

  • @AcruxSolus

    You do realize that the atheist experience is aired from Austin Texas?

    Or you think that they too are idiots as well?

  • @BlizBob Yes, and thats why I said "callers". Obviously you're from Texas since you can't read either?

  • Every time a christian tries to defend his "faith" I am reassured of my belief that believing in gods is absolute nonsense.

  • callers who ask about anything spiritual should not be calling to this show. these guys are into seeing to believe.

    to me energy is spiritual, when the body decays energy has left it. you can't see energy but we all believe it exist.

    sciencetist method is breaking down things. you can break a rock into the smallest piece but it remains a rock. they have not look into their inner self.

    where there is solid there is space, where there is physical there is spiritual.

  • @hmoobontherun

    You cant see energy, but you can test it, you can see the effect it has on the world, you don't need faith to believe in energy.

    and no, if you kept breaking down a rock, it would eventually cease to be a rock.

    "where there is solid there is space, where there is physical there is spiritual."

    Prove it, (the spiritual part)

  • @evilyakko

    u can see energy, by obversing a person walk talk it is energy. every physical happening is energy. the earth takes energy to rotate, can't move if no energy in the solid. i never said faith had anything to do with energy. \

    you are correct, rock wll be nothing if u keep breaking it down. therefore all things are nothing and that is spiritual as nothing is not a fact.

  • @hmoobontherun Watching a person walking is the result of energy, not energy itself *facepalm*

    And Isn't that a contradiction to your earlier statement? "you can't see energy but we all believe it exist."

    *double face palm*

    All things are Not nothing, that was a very retarded statement, something cant be a thing if it is nothing wtf, do you realize how retarded you sound? you are not convincing anyone.

  • @evilyakko u asking me to be specfic in my details too bad utube comment box doesn't hold enough so i can post my book. saying my statement is retarded isn't going to help u convince me neither, instead it helps u look like a real douchbag. =) im an individual thinker, u can join groupies it's fine.

  • @hmoobontherun It has nothing to do with how much detail you put in to it, it has to do with the fact that you made no logical sense!

    ACTUALLY, me not believing in none-logical beliefs held by other GROUPS of people (such as yourself) actually lands me firmly OUTSIDE of any GROUP.

    THE IRONY, IT BURNS!!!

  • @evilyakko

    oh yes for u details is require because u need to be convince. you require some form of demostration, explaination of how things occur.

    u think your outside of groups, but your not i have met many with similiar mentality as yourself. this is how it is, once u accepted one thing u reject another.

    you said it, the irony burns

  • @h *facepalms*

    Your an idiot, you get nowhere looking at the big picture, the big picture is misleading, you have to research and look in to the finer details to discover the truth! but all this, likkle fwee thwinker, is just you scrambling to get yourself out of the situation, cant answer my questions? i thought so!!!

    you don't know my mentality, yes, i need EVIDENCE to believe something, because i am a rational person. but that's all you do know, btw, irony, your doing it wrong!

  • @evilyakko

    see the truth is base on your experience, u mean a fact. funny u don't even know that coming from a guy who supposely is right lolz, bitch slap! when you look for finner details and define it, this means you are trying to separate the whole from the partial. your method of thinking is base on another man's method, don't lie to yourself.

  • @hmoobontherun NO, i don't accept one thing and reject the other, if i believe both have an equal standing, i will give them equally as much credit, however, i never 100%accept one thing and 100% reject another, because more evidence may show up and my perception may change. don't assume you know anything about my beleifs, don't tell me where i stand, likkle fwee thwinker.

    damn you fail at this.

  • @evilyakko

    oh so your telling, u only accept thing when u like it and reject when u dont. fine with me, why defending yourself so important ? lolz.

    anyways when rejecting one thing u do accept another. u accept being atheist and reject other prespectives, when u accept this job u reject all another job.

    i'm done with u, going around in circles getting boring.

  • @hmoobontherun ooh where do start! so much pwnage to choose from!

    you don't accept being atheist, your atheist because you don't believe in god, I don't believe in god, because i only believe in something if there is evidence to prove it! that isn't another mans method, its just logical, don't believe in something with no reason to!

    No, the truth isn't based on experience, there is a reality. reality doesn't change despite our perception in it, once again, you've just been PWNED

  • @evilyakko

    let me cave into your ego, logic is another man's methods of thinking. that way of thinking was created by the greek people during their time. go research about it, if you want evidence it's online.

    if i told you my experience when drinking that it is awful, it's not true because u want evidence? if i had 50 bucks and got robbed and i told u would u believe me. of course not you weren't there.

    see truth is up to the individual, i think u meant fact isnt base on experience.

  • @hmoobo no, no matter what name you give it, people have always put greater credence in things they have evidence for over things they don't it didn't take the Greeks to persuade people not to jump off of cliffs because someone else told you, you would be ok. Logic been around as long as consciousness. Idiot.

    that would be an opinion, opinions don't need to be factual, they are bias, they are opinions. I might not believe you, but just cos i don't doesn't make it true, Moron. :)

  • @evilyakko

    logic is a method of thinking, and has not been around since consciousness. logical thinking occured during the greeks reign as i've mentioned. u didn't even research, for a person who wants evidence you should investigate.

    if your bro got robbed and told u, according to u it's only an opinion. funny man, maybe if the police was as dumb as u people would be robbing everyday.

  • @hmoobontherun No, Logical thinking has always been around, Logical methods (there's more than 1!) have been defined, refined and established, but that doesn't mean people didn't think logically before!

    You are talking about Logic actually being studied and developed.

    either way, this has little to do with the original argument.

    You are still more of a sheep for believing nonsense about spirituality that has no scientific merit than i am for thinking rationally ;)

  • @hmoobontherun No, i told you, i don't flat out accept and reject things, secondly, it doesnt matter what i LIKE, i BELEIVE in alot of things i don't LIKE, for example, i beleive there is no life after death, that doesn't mean i LIKE it. wow ur so fucking stupid!

    aww, running away fwee thwinker? i thought you would.

  • @evilyakko

    running away your too funny man. you just told me "no I don't accept or reject things." yet u just did reject my idea and accepted your's. well if u don't like death then you shouldn't like life neither.

  • @hmoobontherun I thought you were done with me? LOLOLOL

    why? thats not very logical, I like life because i can experience life and experience, but i cant experience in death, so what is there to like? you make NO sense lol

  • @evilyakko

    oh i was done, but u weren't satisfy so i figure i will statisfy your ego.

    how would u know that u can't experience death, did u die before? i make no sense lolz regarding the universe, i make perfect sense. i've said quatum physics has found irrational things which has fuked up most sciencetist and there logical theories. the universe is not so rational after all so therefore u need to change your theories base on new evidence by science.

  • @hmoobon Universes cant be rational, they aren't conscious beings.*facepalms*

    Also, you don't know what theories i currently agree with, so again, don't make assumptions :P

    "if your bro got robbed and told u, according to u it's only an opinion" erm, no, when did i say that? i said your experience of drinking would be an opinion, if my bro got robbed, and it actually happened, it would have actually happened, weather i had evidence or not, your so dumb it isn't even funny anymore.

  • @evilyakko

    the universe is not conscious of itself, but we are the universe. therefore the universe is conscious of itself in us. see your separating yourself from the universe which to me is sad that u need to go to such a level just to feel superior lolz.

    no it will be a truth to me and an opinion to u, about my dislike of beer. it's funny if i am dumb then your just shit. you being shit is funnier than ever, i just love it hahaha

  • @hmoobontherun "you cant experience death, did you die before?" no, but i've experienced unconsciousness. and naturally, when you die, your brain can no longer function consciousness, therefor, you will no longer be conscious, not so hard to understand is it? ;)

  • @evilyakko

    that is what u observed, having the experience and observing are two different aspects to life. u have no evidence just your own thoughts, yet you sure seem b convince your absolutely correct. hard to subdue your ego eh?

  • @hmoobontherun PLEASE, explain why you contradicted yourself earlier?

    PLEASE explain why you believe in crap you have no evidence for?

    C'mon wikkle fwee thwinker.

  • @evilyakko

    i believe life has it's contradictions. i don't have to provide evidence, as i am not converting u or anyone. all this talk u are right and u are this that is just ego in your head. come off your one sided view and look at things as a whole. what i got from u is that youre only looking at things from a partial view.

  • Oh shit, this guy again? This should be good.

  • Why is it always the same people calling over and over saying the same stupid nonsense?

  • I'm pretty sure this idiot has called in 3-5 times.

  • blacks stand out like a FuckTard sore thumb!!! learn to speak without having a mouth full of marbles, fuckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

  • Who would a thunk it.

    The Atheist Experience gets a call from an early incarnation of the Matrix's "oracle".

  • I can't watch this one any longer. It pains me to listen to this guy talk. Im not dissing him or anything. But still...

  • ITS ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE THAT CALL IN.

  • Why don't they let him speak? He makes very reasonable arguments.

  • @piratsindre17 Lololol You must be as stupid as the loser that called in! I pity you..

  • @YTRonaldMcDonald I was being ironic. Trying to make a funny joke.

  • @piratsindre17 Oops, my bad! It did cross my mind for one second that you weren't being serious, I feel so much better now that you've explained :)

  • @piratsindre17 How were they interrupting him? They were explaining to him why what he was saying is wrong.

  • @werebee Three people thought I was being serious. Look, if I really thought he delivered good arguments and questions, would I be someone smart enough to express that opinion in a full sentence like I did, and without caps lock on? I thought the irony was obvious.

  • @piratsindre17 Ha, sorry. You have a point there.

  • @piratsindre17 seriously? he cant even speak like a normal person, and his arguments date from the 2nd century

  • @TrollingDayAndNight Have you not heard of irony? No? Well you should, it's good fun.

  • @piratsindre17 yyyyeah, you can't sound sarcastic on the internet...because sarcasm needs certain emphasis on certain words, which you can't do when writing

  • @TrollingDayAndNight The best sarcasm is when there is no emphasis on anything, so you have to look to the context to see it. Spoken sarcasm is for kids.

  • @piratsindre17 mate, i see tons of rednecks on youtube who would say just what you said and they would mean it...

  • @TrollingDayAndNight Good thing I'm not a redneck then. But I guess I brought it upon myself with ambiguous statements. Guess I've learned a lesson in youtube discourse.

  • lol, electricity generated by lightning... gave me a good laugh

  • Q - How do you take a shower without being electrocuted?

    A - Don't use one that was constructed by the Haliburton Corporation.

  • BEST CALL EVER!