I can't decide which character is better. Soooo good!
As a Southerner, I think you misused "bless her heart." You seem to have used it honestly and at face value. In reality that phrase is how people negate all the nasty gossip they're going to say after blessing the heart of whomever they have juicy dirt on. :)
Kind of like how diet Coke negates the calories of a Big Mac.
@allidock11 I thought it could be used as well when talking about, to use an example, someone who isn't very bright. ex. "Johnny is 13 and thinks santa claus is going to get him an xbox for christmas, bless his heart."
Damn!! You are ten kinds of funny!!!! I don't know what you do IRL but if you aren't guesting on Jay Leno's show and emceeing celebrity roasts, you have missed your calling. I knew you were an artist, now I find out you're a standup comedian as well. Are you a neurosurgeon on the side?
so basically worship someone who is arguably worse than hitler and as a result probably doesn't actually repond to prayers as he finds it a laugh that people die horribly? that is odd, i am talking to you christians.... oh and christians only do good deads for the selfish reason for getting into heaven.
Sir, i find this to be positively brilliant and exceedingly humorous. Ive watched it at least 10 times and will continue to watch it. Thank you for posting it.
poor Nephy forgot to wear his bra today. See it hanging in the back? Though I'm not a praying woman I thank all gods ever thought to be in existence that we only saw the head portion! :P
@GnarlyNewEngland Yeah if you watch any of his videos than he has that little song at the begging. But he does make interesting vieos even though most are about the bible.
Absolutely Excellent stuff but a bit of constructive criticism, you have more work to do on Nephy, both the voice and the makeup.
SoG was brilliant (especially the bike but maybe next time you could have a bike with stabilisers overtake him while he admires the speedster with a thumb up). I have tried so much to copy SoG but can't anywhere as close.
What is more important is how you treat humans. The furries, gays,and zoosexuals, bestialists, atheists, agnostics, third gender, humans arrested for being naked, and humans siting or laying down in a side walk being arrested for it thought they were bad humans, but they were the good humans being good to whoever, and as a result had Yahweh in them, and they did not know it. The ones bad to them do not have Yahweh in them. Believe, and live
@Alice89chan Even the fear of God is not the same as the humans way of seeing fear. To obey the law of God is if you love God, and whoever,and the commandments will be kept. Hate, and they will not be kept
@Alice89chan The bases of your words are based on accusations, and renders what you say as being inaccurate from the get go. Look at Jesus,and see how he was, and then live that way. To look at anything else will have you floundering around like a fish out of water shouting accusations .
@Alice89chan I have, the KJV, me, and God. How can you look at what is around you, and say there is no God that laid his life down for you so you might not die eternally. You are upset at religions claiming Christs name treating humans badly,and you dislike war, so do I. You are mad at Satan, and are taking out your anger at Jesus because humans misrepresented Christ's name. Religions do that. I am angry at those religions too. They butchered the interpretation of that book. I see the truth.
@Alice89chan You are disbelieving my words that are in the KJV, and You are accusing God of not doing what he did, and accusing God of being bad when God is not bad at all. Jesus is God,and Jesus is not bad. Therefore the accusations of God being bad are false. To accusal God of being bad is accusing Jesus of being bad. God is Jesus who is your best friend, and lover. Love all even as you love yourself, and when that time comes you will see what I am talking about.
@Alice89chan The evil that exists will make the Joy of the redeemed greater than what we can possibly imagine had we not fallen. Eden would have been taken for granted. Seeing Eden restored will be appreciated even more seeing the degradation from whence we came. Jesus is going to know us on an individual basses too, and because of that preparer a place for each of us. God in his wisdom saw down through the ages seeing the increased Joy he could give us with things occurring the way they did.
@kobidobidog Eden didn't exist. Isaiah Chapter 45 7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
So yhwh didn't create evil when he admits it himself?
Eden never existed to begin with.
Jesus didn't exist, it's the most logical explanation why it didn't happen when it should've (lifespan of apostles, that apparently didn't exist either)
yhwh knew the fall and didn't do anything to stop it. He is evil and he created evil, admitted it
@Alice89chan If God created evil like we think of evil then evil would be immortal.Never ending even as God is never ending, and evil would be able to exist in his presence, but evil as we l know it will not be able to stand in Gods presence,and that is why the wicked will run ,and hide trying to get away from the light of God that searches the hearts of men, and those without the spirit of Jesus in them will not survive. What we see around us is Eden with out Edens glory.
@kobidobidog Oh really? Crusades, Dark Ages, weren't evil? They existed WITH yhwh. Genocide is evil, slavery is evil, rape is evil, all of those condoned by god.
God created evil, it's right there, like it or not. Prove the passage wrong first.
Jesus has no spirit, he didn't exist. How about asking the Jews for their opinion of Jesus?
Just because Lilith doesn't exist in KJV doesn't mean she never existed either. You fear her even more than you do yhwh
@Alice89chan Crusades were orchestrated by the devil, and not God at all. Please look at Jess loving the outcast Samaritans giving the water of life, and healing whoever asked him to heal them,and whoever ask received good things, and then being spiked to a cross, and forgiving them for doing it. You are being harsh like the ones who crucified him. Humbly bow your head, and tell Jesus you are sorry for thinking bad of him. The Jews who went whoring after false gods what do they know of Jess?
@Alice89chan Crusades were done by the devil acting like God through persecuting churches. I am for God, and against all of those heinous things. I support zoosexuals, Pedo's, furries,and gays too. The real Christians are the persecuted humans. The Jews went whoring after false gods like the USA, and whoever kills in whatever way. The Jews do not Know Jesus at all. I have no fear to give for perfect love casts out fear. The fear of Yahweh is to fear hurting your best lover,and whoever else.
@kobidobidog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Crusades made by the devil same as others. FAILFAILFAIL I wasn't expecting something so ridiculous... like every fundy accusing what you see evil made from your god as the devil work. Didn't surprise me, but it was HILARIOUS.
Prove to me Jesus existed.
Another, why must I be sorry? I've done no wrong in my life and I bow to NO ONE, much less to a mysoginistic jerk (he also is yhwh).
@Alice89chan Jesus never went on a crusade like the the sword swinging Peter. Devil swings swords in humans, and not Jesus who is God. If you do not believe Jesus came in the flesh than you do not exist ether. I will not be the loser, but continue in your rebellious ways, and you will lose everything. What do you read, the NIV? I am being positive, you are being negative. Jesus in you will make you positive. Don't repent with a broken, and contrite heart now,and later it will be to late.
@kobidobidog The burden of proof is on you, so prove to me yhwh, Jebus, every part of the bible happened, and more importantly, explain to me how in a small ark millions of animal species were fit and with space left. Explain to me how plants lived on without the Sun, how Jebus has different birthdates from his very own apostles who wrote after they were dead...
Hurting my best lover! Funny!!! My only lover is my husband, and my family is all I love and will love, I SEE THEM, I KNOW they EXIST
@Alice89chan The biodiversity was not that devises back then. One thing I see though, and it is this: humans are not loving peace. Have humans love peace, and conflict will end, but what was occurring before the flood, and the destruction of Sodom,and Gomorrah was conflict, and a lack of peace with humans assaulting the doors of others. Seeds would still survive. The trees would not be affected, and would have benefited as long as there was proper drainage. Things however would have changed.
@Alice89chan This we know.;Jesus was born in the spring time. Matthew 25:40 :K J BAnd the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Meaning, Jesus is in whoever, and we can even entertain angels unawares. WE are physical,and die,and as a result make things that are dead with our hands, but God is spirit,and does not die making things that are living,and those things are also seen.
@kobidobidog Christians persecuted... right, because the natives they murdered deliberately and who never raised arms until they did, were hating on them...
@Alice89chan Had we followed the ways of Jesus instead of the ways of the sword swinging Peter the word persecution would be unknown, am I right? 2 Timothy 3:12: K J V
Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution like Nudists, furries, gays, atheists, agnostics. That is not how Jesus works, but humans say they are godly saying cruel words, and kill zoosexuals thinking it is good,or oppressing humans who like a different age of their own species calling them bad.
@Alice89chan All being godly, and no one wold persecute anyone with all judging themselves not caring if a nude man or woman is wandering around whenever.
@Alice89chan All things will be made new.Revelation 21:4:And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. Revelation is a book the Catholics do not like at all. That book is left out of their so called bible.
@Alice89chan: supporting verse , James 1:17:K J V,
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. Tell me who is the father of lights? Tell me, does all mean some a part of not quite all? You know not God who is Jesus,and you had better get to know him,and love all like he loves or a gift will slip from your fingers,and that human will weep bitterly, and it will do them no good whatsoever
None of the people you can see in this video have been hurt. Neph has been released in a wood and seems to appreciate his new life.... The others are.., well who gives a duck, anyway!!!! Peace to dm2525
please, please just do a 15 minute nephy impersonation vid. I rolled off my chair laughing, it was awesome. You've got the voice, the tooth sucking, the indignant tone, even the look down to an art!
@viridismonasteriense You are no more imaginary than God is, and for you to think God is imaginary you would have to think of your physical body, and all things around you in the universe to be imaginary as well. KJ V.
,Matthew 7:2,For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.This is a warning for those that Condemn. Satan wants to condemn,and Jesus wants to save, simple. I deny God=Jesus wants to condemn. John 3,17, KJV.
@viridismonasteriense Matthew 5:7Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Would it be that parents taught this, and had they taught this we would not have a long list of wars on our history books, and no military army, and condemning legal system ether. Smoke on that why don't you?
@kobidobidog Are you fucking serious? I can't even begin to explain how fucked up your entire 'noah's ark' reply is.
Seriously, first you say "the ones who drowned literally asked for it" (even the babies?) and in the next breath you say "I have read the old testament, god = jesus and jesus harms no man"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All you do is say 'they deserved it' therefore technically it isn't fucking murder? Are you completely out of your mind? Do you have a bible glued to your head?
@viridismonasteriense Yes they did just like humans are doing today. We need to be ready for heaven now before heaven arrives having heaven in us. Then the glory of heaven will not effect our soul. It is like getting ready for a trip. One does not get ready for a trip at the last second or whoever will not be ready. You have no idea how bad it was back then, and the devil is the destroyer, and the accuser too. I see Satan in you. Get rid of him, fast. Call on the name of Jesus, now.
@kobidobidog You haven't read a word I typed. You're inside your own little faith bubble making up stories to convince yourself you are special and reaffirm pre-existing indoctrinated beliefs and you ignore anything people put to you. I was right to call you a troll. I'm done with this crap. This isn't a discussion. I'm wasting my time. I might as well talk at a TV and pretend the people on TV can hear what I'm saying. You ignore all criticism in favour of your fantasy world. You're lost.
@viridismonasteriense I am out side all of the bubbles looking down at them, and inside of them. I am counter of pre existing beliefs about hell being one. Hell is a dead end for the soul doing bad calling it good, and heaven is eternal joy in the holy spirit that is Jesus Christ. I am against the hateful trolls as I call them. Your judgment is way off.
@kobidobidog One day you'll realize you've been spouting bible verses at people who don't care what the bible says. Oh my!
You haven't provided a single reason why anyone should think of the bible as more than just a book of historical fiction and mythological fairytales. And until you do, I'm just going to ignore you and dismiss your outlandish assertions and biblical fanfiction like any other sane person and stop feeding the trolls.
@viridismonasteriense They better care, show mercy to whoever because if they don't no mercy will be shown to them. Give evil for evil, and the same will occur to the giver of evil, and do bad to whoever now, and accept the one who does bad, and the one who does bad will do bad to the one that does bad. Do good, and have Jesus in you having good given to you more than you can hold. That is a way better choice would'.t you say?If you think loving your neighbor as yourself is bad, that is bad.
@Alice89chan Isaiah 45 ,2I will go before thee, and make the crooked places straight:. evil does not make paths strait. Jesus did not give evil. .Jesus brought a sword, but it is not the sword we think of. Therefore the evil God is speaking of is not the evil humans are thinking of.Isaiah 45, 8Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.
@Alice89chan Look at Jesus, and see God in action, and and none your accusations will be seen. it is that simple. To have evil is a body that casts a shadow when light shines, and then give what you are giving places a shadow on your soul. God has nether of them. You are giving me the dark thoughts of man, and God says. Isaiah 55:9,For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. Gods thoughts are in me,and can be in anyone.
@Alice89chan God did not create evil. Evil arose because Lucifer fell. It is called the mystery of iniquity. God made a bright angel to be the companion of God giving Lucifer all good things, but Lucifer looked at himself, and not God who made him. Humans that have death in them do the same thing. That is called ego, and that leads to being highminded, then rebellion to being devious, and lying with one lie upon another. Keep your eyes of God who is Jesus, and do not fall like Lucifer fell.
Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things. Say God is bad means Jesus would have also been taught bad things too, but Jesus only did good things.Therefore God the father also did not do bad things in the old,and the only one who would deceive humans to think so would be Satan.
@kobidobodog You're not teaching. If you aren't willing to learn, to listen, all you're doing is repeating the crap your parents or priest told you. I'd just skip talking to you and go look it up on the internet. I might as well go talk to a wall if all you do is preach/assert and ignore any or all criticism put to you.
It doesn't matter how well you craft this narrative of apologetics. You might as well quote Harry Potter word for word; great story, but no basis in reality though! Fiction!
@viridismonasteriense All of your accusations are false. You would want to put criticism to this? Pro, 24 :29Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work. Mans legal system does this all the time.K J B Pro, 11 ,1A false balance [is] abomination to the LORD: but a just weight [is] his delight. You would favor an unfair balance? Proverbs 31 :9,Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy. You would ague that?
The accusation given to the atheist is stemming from Lucifer who thought he had a lack when he was perfect when God made him, and wanted more becoming Satan by his choice, and the more humans have happens to be death,Satan in our body, and when a human accuses the atheist to lack something is the devil speaking about the very thing he wanted thinking he lacked causing him to fall. The atheist does not have that feeling of lacking anything. The voice of Satan is against the atheist.
So any christian who accuses an atheist of needing Christianity is actually a minion of satan?
Nothing created light? So not everything needs to be created. Therefore insisting that the universe needs a creator is wrong, and if you do you are commiting the special pleading fallacy.
The rest, well, is complete fantasy speculation and christian apologetics which assumes there is a god from the getgo for no good reason whatsoever.
@viridismonasteriense Of course atheists are human silly man. The Christian accusing has not Christ in him at the this time making an accusation not seeing the meek character of the atheist which is the Character of Jesus in the atheist that does not want to harm or persecute anyone. Trust what the KJV says, And God said let there be light, and there was light. We would not be here killing what God made in our fallen condition. We should humble ourselves before the one who made eternity.
Haha 56 people who watched this LAAAACCKED sense of humor!
NaziGOPBallmer 1 day ago
oh fuck... its just too funny. i have to watch this daily
valtonen77 2 days ago
"The earth ejaculated and we found the sperm...whales on the moon"
That pause made that line so f*cking epic
Evnyofdeath 2 days ago
Be my second husband!
Alineniz 1 week ago
For a few times I had to remember .... this is actually a parody .... these people he's mocking here are just too insane.
KittenKoder 1 week ago
the ending is just priceless :D where we would be without religions? all the fun in the world would be gone.. no one to mock and make fun off.
valtonen77 2 weeks ago
how doesnt this video have a million views, pure genius.
atheistcommonsense 2 weeks ago
I vow not to let Nephy anywhere near my nieces and nephews. You, on the other hand I trust.
grungefreak10 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
4 plus 4 is 10...
Velox415 3 weeks ago
The moment the bicycle showed up on screen, I died laughing. Top notch, sir!
reishvedaur 3 weeks ago 2
lack a noun? what now?
viking977 3 weeks ago
So I printed out a few definitions of the word LAAACCCKKK!
*pulls out 7 phone-books*
TheVJackV 1 month ago 4
the shockofgod voice was spot on LOL great vid
alltiedup217 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you are a Evolutionismist!
MeepullStewray 1 month ago
LACK-tose
Fanden2 1 month ago in playlist Flere videoer fra DarkMatter2525
ehahahaha, Atheists are sooo silly lol. They still haven't been able to answer the "Ultimate Question".
anythingnew 1 month ago
Oh fuck, you didn't annotate the link that goes to heaven!
UnionGarside 1 month ago in playlist More videos from DarkMatter2525
LMAO you really must hate these dudes to do this LOL.
SomedaysDreamersBC 1 month ago
prefect imitation
thefelts2 1 month ago
LOL AT OL'NEPHY XD
FR0STY0115 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I can't decide which character is better. Soooo good!
As a Southerner, I think you misused "bless her heart." You seem to have used it honestly and at face value. In reality that phrase is how people negate all the nasty gossip they're going to say after blessing the heart of whomever they have juicy dirt on. :)
Kind of like how diet Coke negates the calories of a Big Mac.
allidock11 2 months ago
@allidock11 I thought it could be used as well when talking about, to use an example, someone who isn't very bright. ex. "Johnny is 13 and thinks santa claus is going to get him an xbox for christmas, bless his heart."
SuperDrRockzo 1 month ago
4+4= 10
Seems legit to me ; P
FlipingBrilliant 2 months ago
ROFLMFAO!!
Matchfyre1 2 months ago
LMFAO, I hadn't seen this!!!! Oh it's the best!!!
DreamsOfCottages 2 months ago
source has to have a sorcerer HAHA i am so going to bring that up if someone brings up the everything needs a beginning arguement (for teh lulz)
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LLAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKKK
MeepullStewray 2 months ago
I don't know who atheistantidote is but he looks like a more insane version of The Joker in this video...never thought that would be possible...
Oh gawd..I gotta get outta her. ahahaaaaaaaa
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hahahahah His mustache is a piece of tape with magic marker...hahaha
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Evolve-ulate...fucking awesome, lol
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Nice touch with the lingerie in the background for neph.
jdbadboy 2 months ago
great stuff dude still laughing at venomfangxs mate! the dude who just stands there saying "thats right"
tony671 2 months ago
Perhaps you are lactating.
nanoday1 2 months ago
This video, is the most genius video ever on Youtube.
nanoday1 2 months ago 18
That is what we call a logic
nanoday1 2 months ago
I forgot about this video. It's funny as Christian's Hell.
bigboy45454545 2 months ago
"My question" - oh my gauld that was funny.
ozmoroid 2 months ago
haha awesome
LYTHBAND 3 months ago
Such small things like the brah sticking out of the closet at nephy's place.... Ingenious !!
Philosophilia 3 months ago
Damn!! You are ten kinds of funny!!!! I don't know what you do IRL but if you aren't guesting on Jay Leno's show and emceeing celebrity roasts, you have missed your calling. I knew you were an artist, now I find out you're a standup comedian as well. Are you a neurosurgeon on the side?
8journey8 3 months ago
@8journey8 He's a total frickin rockstar....from Mars
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so basically worship someone who is arguably worse than hitler and as a result probably doesn't actually repond to prayers as he finds it a laugh that people die horribly? that is odd, i am talking to you christians.... oh and christians only do good deads for the selfish reason for getting into heaven.
doombybbr 4 months ago
Sir, i find this to be positively brilliant and exceedingly humorous. Ive watched it at least 10 times and will continue to watch it. Thank you for posting it.
tapesquare 4 months ago
I'm wondering what kind of headphones DM is using ...
SuckMyHarryPotter 4 months ago
@SuckMyHarryPotter That looks like two headphones over each other. I wonder what kind of headphones Nephy is using?
squareatheist 3 months ago
Another awesome video by another awesome atheist, funny as it can get, keep up the good work darkmatter2525...
iaregeekX 4 months ago
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Well. Fucking. Done.!
tapesquare 4 months ago
Funny. I have actually "discussed" things with NephilimFree in shockawenow, he actually told me he has 3000 degrees...I told him I had 98.6 :D
Voidsworn 4 months ago
LACK!
zxzIzxz 4 months ago
Wasn't there another statement that the world was going to end two days ago?
makemegood5two 4 months ago
It is ironic that the the user's account name refers to imaginary entity for which there is no evidence for decades already.
Sh33un 4 months ago in playlist Видео от пользователя DarkMatter2525
lol the bike..priceless
philosophicalreason 4 months ago
Now you need to parody the atheist youtubers too! :D :P
aSongScout 4 months ago
What is the music during the nephilimfree part? thanks
r29 4 months ago
lol funny
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youneekk 4 months ago
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK!!!!
andyfromsheldon 4 months ago 33
The shockofgod one killed me. *wipes away tear*
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So a SOURCE, must have a SORCERER.
I laughed my ass off.
VisigothViking 5 months ago
Omg this is some serious trolling...AWSOME
drbarry00 5 months ago
I've watched this about ten times and I can't stop laughing. Your impersonations are perfect!
Macabremalifica 5 months ago
DAMMIT GOD DONT WANT ME IN HEAVEN or the link dont work heres hoping the link is broke pray for me?
=(
happychick1973 5 months ago
Awesome!! XD
All those impressions were pretty much spot on!! Although I think shockofgod repeats his "question" at least 10 times a minute in his videos! XD
Loopysquish 5 months ago
poor Nephy forgot to wear his bra today. See it hanging in the back? Though I'm not a praying woman I thank all gods ever thought to be in existence that we only saw the head portion! :P
BlameZenyatta 5 months ago
Lol this guy seriously would rival Seth McFarland .
OneNationUnderCanada 5 months ago
I liked how you made the cross into an X, nice effect
GnarlyNewEngland 5 months ago
@GnarlyNewEngland Venomfangx really does that, so he was immatating actually.
WAZZA1235 5 months ago
@WAZZA1235 Oh, I never actually watched him before. He uses the device that killed Jesus as a catchy symbol to make him look "cool"?
GnarlyNewEngland 5 months ago
@GnarlyNewEngland Yeah if you watch any of his videos than he has that little song at the begging. But he does make interesting vieos even though most are about the bible.
WAZZA1235 5 months ago
With PR like this, who needs substance?
fdasherv 5 months ago
In the video you spoofed, Venomfang's friend was as annoying to me as a gnat flying up my nose repeatidly. >:|
Amashkitotamoes 5 months ago
That is great! lol I love how you have the bra hangin on the door behind nephy! lol
mikestash 5 months ago
AY-theists!
NayimKay 6 months ago
Click here to go to heaven!
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ChickenRamen 6 months ago 2
Brilliant!
leavesof3 6 months ago
@DarkMatter2525 I laughed pretty hard at the ShockOfGod section. Excellent.
AtheistPowerlifter 6 months ago
I honestly can't tell your impersonation of NephilimFree apart from the real thing... except you're better-looking than he is.
Sylocat 6 months ago
Just genius......Nephilimfree reminded me of De Niro in Cape Fear!!!
gasgas270 6 months ago
Anyone else get a Mormon ad when watching this?
knucks360 6 months ago 29
@knucks360 I did. Just, well, Kinda Ironic.
BlackRaven117 6 months ago
@BlackRaven117 Mormons. lol.
muaythaijunky 6 months ago
@knucks360 I chose it, and I first read it as "...and I'm a moron." lol
MidwestThinker 6 months ago
@knucks360 Ad block plus, bitches!
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@knucks360 I get them often, probably because I live in Salt Lake.
TheRepublicOfUngeria 4 months ago
@knucks360 I got a trailer about snow white the intersexual.
Amashkitotamoes 3 months ago
in the "togetherforpeace" one you sounded like Christopher walken in a few parts
ChristianTheeAtheist 6 months ago
your shockofgod was too damn brilliant...
Yetaxa 6 months ago
i watch all of these guys on youtube and i have to say that you pretty much hit the nail on the head with all of them lol
superjam18 6 months ago
love it! you quoted the raven too! always a bonus
chevroncode 6 months ago
My friend, if you ever make a real movie, animated or not, i'll bring my whole family, 10 times :)
realbojay 6 months ago
Absolutely Excellent stuff but a bit of constructive criticism, you have more work to do on Nephy, both the voice and the makeup.
SoG was brilliant (especially the bike but maybe next time you could have a bike with stabilisers overtake him while he admires the speedster with a thumb up). I have tried so much to copy SoG but can't anywhere as close.
pilgrimpater 6 months ago
LAAAAACK!!! :D:D:D
GalliadII 6 months ago
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What is more important is how you treat humans. The furries, gays,and zoosexuals, bestialists, atheists, agnostics, third gender, humans arrested for being naked, and humans siting or laying down in a side walk being arrested for it thought they were bad humans, but they were the good humans being good to whoever, and as a result had Yahweh in them, and they did not know it. The ones bad to them do not have Yahweh in them. Believe, and live
kobidobidog 7 months ago
Dude, you're killing me! This is pure genius. Venom's 'muscle' actually has some. AA Brock's eyeshadow is perfect.
ergonomover 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Even the fear of God is not the same as the humans way of seeing fear. To obey the law of God is if you love God, and whoever,and the commandments will be kept. Hate, and they will not be kept
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog So you'll rape someone so she is forced to marry you because you love yhwh...
Or you'll degrade women because you love yhwh?
Or you'll own slaves and beat them up because you love yhwh?
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan The bases of your words are based on accusations, and renders what you say as being inaccurate from the get go. Look at Jesus,and see how he was, and then live that way. To look at anything else will have you floundering around like a fish out of water shouting accusations .
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog They aren't accusations. Look in your bible
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@Alice89chan I have, the KJV, me, and God. How can you look at what is around you, and say there is no God that laid his life down for you so you might not die eternally. You are upset at religions claiming Christs name treating humans badly,and you dislike war, so do I. You are mad at Satan, and are taking out your anger at Jesus because humans misrepresented Christ's name. Religions do that. I am angry at those religions too. They butchered the interpretation of that book. I see the truth.
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@Alice89chan You are disbelieving my words that are in the KJV, and You are accusing God of not doing what he did, and accusing God of being bad when God is not bad at all. Jesus is God,and Jesus is not bad. Therefore the accusations of God being bad are false. To accusal God of being bad is accusing Jesus of being bad. God is Jesus who is your best friend, and lover. Love all even as you love yourself, and when that time comes you will see what I am talking about.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@Alice89chan The evil that exists will make the Joy of the redeemed greater than what we can possibly imagine had we not fallen. Eden would have been taken for granted. Seeing Eden restored will be appreciated even more seeing the degradation from whence we came. Jesus is going to know us on an individual basses too, and because of that preparer a place for each of us. God in his wisdom saw down through the ages seeing the increased Joy he could give us with things occurring the way they did.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Read the passage yourself, I'm not lying, unlike you that you daresay yhwh didn't create evil when he said so himself.
Lying for jesus, no surprise there though
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kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Eden didn't exist. Isaiah Chapter 45 7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
So yhwh didn't create evil when he admits it himself?
Eden never existed to begin with.
Jesus didn't exist, it's the most logical explanation why it didn't happen when it should've (lifespan of apostles, that apparently didn't exist either)
yhwh knew the fall and didn't do anything to stop it. He is evil and he created evil, admitted it
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan If God created evil like we think of evil then evil would be immortal.Never ending even as God is never ending, and evil would be able to exist in his presence, but evil as we l know it will not be able to stand in Gods presence,and that is why the wicked will run ,and hide trying to get away from the light of God that searches the hearts of men, and those without the spirit of Jesus in them will not survive. What we see around us is Eden with out Edens glory.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Oh really? Crusades, Dark Ages, weren't evil? They existed WITH yhwh. Genocide is evil, slavery is evil, rape is evil, all of those condoned by god.
God created evil, it's right there, like it or not. Prove the passage wrong first.
Jesus has no spirit, he didn't exist. How about asking the Jews for their opinion of Jesus?
Just because Lilith doesn't exist in KJV doesn't mean she never existed either. You fear her even more than you do yhwh
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Crusades were orchestrated by the devil, and not God at all. Please look at Jess loving the outcast Samaritans giving the water of life, and healing whoever asked him to heal them,and whoever ask received good things, and then being spiked to a cross, and forgiving them for doing it. You are being harsh like the ones who crucified him. Humbly bow your head, and tell Jesus you are sorry for thinking bad of him. The Jews who went whoring after false gods what do they know of Jess?
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Crusades were done by the devil acting like God through persecuting churches. I am for God, and against all of those heinous things. I support zoosexuals, Pedo's, furries,and gays too. The real Christians are the persecuted humans. The Jews went whoring after false gods like the USA, and whoever kills in whatever way. The Jews do not Know Jesus at all. I have no fear to give for perfect love casts out fear. The fear of Yahweh is to fear hurting your best lover,and whoever else.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Crusades made by the devil same as others. FAILFAILFAIL I wasn't expecting something so ridiculous... like every fundy accusing what you see evil made from your god as the devil work. Didn't surprise me, but it was HILARIOUS.
Prove to me Jesus existed.
Another, why must I be sorry? I've done no wrong in my life and I bow to NO ONE, much less to a mysoginistic jerk (he also is yhwh).
I'm not accusing, read THE WHOLE BIBLE
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@Alice89chan Jesus never went on a crusade like the the sword swinging Peter. Devil swings swords in humans, and not Jesus who is God. If you do not believe Jesus came in the flesh than you do not exist ether. I will not be the loser, but continue in your rebellious ways, and you will lose everything. What do you read, the NIV? I am being positive, you are being negative. Jesus in you will make you positive. Don't repent with a broken, and contrite heart now,and later it will be to late.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog The burden of proof is on you, so prove to me yhwh, Jebus, every part of the bible happened, and more importantly, explain to me how in a small ark millions of animal species were fit and with space left. Explain to me how plants lived on without the Sun, how Jebus has different birthdates from his very own apostles who wrote after they were dead...
Hurting my best lover! Funny!!! My only lover is my husband, and my family is all I love and will love, I SEE THEM, I KNOW they EXIST
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@Alice89chan The biodiversity was not that devises back then. One thing I see though, and it is this: humans are not loving peace. Have humans love peace, and conflict will end, but what was occurring before the flood, and the destruction of Sodom,and Gomorrah was conflict, and a lack of peace with humans assaulting the doors of others. Seeds would still survive. The trees would not be affected, and would have benefited as long as there was proper drainage. Things however would have changed.
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@Alice89chan This we know.;Jesus was born in the spring time. Matthew 25:40 :K J BAnd the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Meaning, Jesus is in whoever, and we can even entertain angels unawares. WE are physical,and die,and as a result make things that are dead with our hands, but God is spirit,and does not die making things that are living,and those things are also seen.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Christians persecuted... right, because the natives they murdered deliberately and who never raised arms until they did, were hating on them...
Persecution... yeah right
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@Alice89chan Had we followed the ways of Jesus instead of the ways of the sword swinging Peter the word persecution would be unknown, am I right? 2 Timothy 3:12: K J V
Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution like Nudists, furries, gays, atheists, agnostics. That is not how Jesus works, but humans say they are godly saying cruel words, and kill zoosexuals thinking it is good,or oppressing humans who like a different age of their own species calling them bad.
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@Alice89chan All being godly, and no one wold persecute anyone with all judging themselves not caring if a nude man or woman is wandering around whenever.
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@Alice89chan All things will be made new.Revelation 21:4:And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. Revelation is a book the Catholics do not like at all. That book is left out of their so called bible.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@Alice89chan: supporting verse , James 1:17:K J V,
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. Tell me who is the father of lights? Tell me, does all mean some a part of not quite all? You know not God who is Jesus,and you had better get to know him,and love all like he loves or a gift will slip from your fingers,and that human will weep bitterly, and it will do them no good whatsoever
kobidobidog 7 months ago
You forgot lactose intolerance.
Parvenu90 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you're here to see this again after TruthSurge's masterpiece:
"Behind Crude Lies"
...just to reminisce. Ahh the nostalgia..
2eelShmeal 7 months ago
Lol at the brock impression soo good!
MoMember88 7 months ago
None of the people you can see in this video have been hurt. Neph has been released in a wood and seems to appreciate his new life.... The others are.., well who gives a duck, anyway!!!! Peace to dm2525
VekinHighwalker 7 months ago
for what does PR stand for? Public Relation?
Editfan 7 months ago
please, please just do a 15 minute nephy impersonation vid. I rolled off my chair laughing, it was awesome. You've got the voice, the tooth sucking, the indignant tone, even the look down to an art!
BMReaves1 7 months ago 10
Did anybody notice how hot DarkMatter2525 is?
JamesKanjo 7 months ago
The nephy part had me rolling lol
w00tse 7 months ago
And we foundcthe sperm... whales. FUCK YA!
MisterRedstone 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense You are no more imaginary than God is, and for you to think God is imaginary you would have to think of your physical body, and all things around you in the universe to be imaginary as well. KJ V.
,Matthew 7:2,For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.This is a warning for those that Condemn. Satan wants to condemn,and Jesus wants to save, simple. I deny God=Jesus wants to condemn. John 3,17, KJV.
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@viridismonasteriense Matthew 5:7Blessed [are] the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Would it be that parents taught this, and had they taught this we would not have a long list of wars on our history books, and no military army, and condemning legal system ether. Smoke on that why don't you?
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Are you fucking serious? I can't even begin to explain how fucked up your entire 'noah's ark' reply is.
Seriously, first you say "the ones who drowned literally asked for it" (even the babies?) and in the next breath you say "I have read the old testament, god = jesus and jesus harms no man"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All you do is say 'they deserved it' therefore technically it isn't fucking murder? Are you completely out of your mind? Do you have a bible glued to your head?
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense Yes they did just like humans are doing today. We need to be ready for heaven now before heaven arrives having heaven in us. Then the glory of heaven will not effect our soul. It is like getting ready for a trip. One does not get ready for a trip at the last second or whoever will not be ready. You have no idea how bad it was back then, and the devil is the destroyer, and the accuser too. I see Satan in you. Get rid of him, fast. Call on the name of Jesus, now.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog You haven't read a word I typed. You're inside your own little faith bubble making up stories to convince yourself you are special and reaffirm pre-existing indoctrinated beliefs and you ignore anything people put to you. I was right to call you a troll. I'm done with this crap. This isn't a discussion. I'm wasting my time. I might as well talk at a TV and pretend the people on TV can hear what I'm saying. You ignore all criticism in favour of your fantasy world. You're lost.
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense I am out side all of the bubbles looking down at them, and inside of them. I am counter of pre existing beliefs about hell being one. Hell is a dead end for the soul doing bad calling it good, and heaven is eternal joy in the holy spirit that is Jesus Christ. I am against the hateful trolls as I call them. Your judgment is way off.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog One day you'll realize you've been spouting bible verses at people who don't care what the bible says. Oh my!
You haven't provided a single reason why anyone should think of the bible as more than just a book of historical fiction and mythological fairytales. And until you do, I'm just going to ignore you and dismiss your outlandish assertions and biblical fanfiction like any other sane person and stop feeding the trolls.
Goodbye.
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense They better care, show mercy to whoever because if they don't no mercy will be shown to them. Give evil for evil, and the same will occur to the giver of evil, and do bad to whoever now, and accept the one who does bad, and the one who does bad will do bad to the one that does bad. Do good, and have Jesus in you having good given to you more than you can hold. That is a way better choice would'.t you say?If you think loving your neighbor as yourself is bad, that is bad.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Except your god admits to create evil
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Isaiah 45 ,2I will go before thee, and make the crooked places straight:. evil does not make paths strait. Jesus did not give evil. .Jesus brought a sword, but it is not the sword we think of. Therefore the evil God is speaking of is not the evil humans are thinking of.Isaiah 45, 8Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Oh really? Why am I not surprised with this apologetic?
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Look at Jesus, and see God in action, and and none your accusations will be seen. it is that simple. To have evil is a body that casts a shadow when light shines, and then give what you are giving places a shadow on your soul. God has nether of them. You are giving me the dark thoughts of man, and God says. Isaiah 55:9,For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. Gods thoughts are in me,and can be in anyone.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog Isaiah 45:7 has YHWH admitting he created evil.
I'm not with his thoughts, because that would mean accepting I'm a sexual object and have no chance of anything, that I'm inferior to man.
The only biblical character I accept and admire is Lilith
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan Act like Jesus with whoever, and it will not matter what character you like in the bible or not. Lilith is not mentioned in the KJV.
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kobidobidog 7 months ago
@Alice89chan God is good, and I see evil in you attacking the good. Wouldn't it be better to not attack the good?
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog If he is good then why did he create evil?
Alice89chan 7 months ago
@Alice89chan God did not create evil. Evil arose because Lucifer fell. It is called the mystery of iniquity. God made a bright angel to be the companion of God giving Lucifer all good things, but Lucifer looked at himself, and not God who made him. Humans that have death in them do the same thing. That is called ego, and that leads to being highminded, then rebellion to being devious, and lying with one lie upon another. Keep your eyes of God who is Jesus, and do not fall like Lucifer fell.
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kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog "I form peace and create evil. I, the LORD of all these things."
Isaiah 45:7
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kobidobidog 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense Know Jesus,and you will know the father. John 8:28:K J V
Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things. Say God is bad means Jesus would have also been taught bad things too, but Jesus only did good things.Therefore God the father also did not do bad things in the old,and the only one who would deceive humans to think so would be Satan.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobodog You're not teaching. If you aren't willing to learn, to listen, all you're doing is repeating the crap your parents or priest told you. I'd just skip talking to you and go look it up on the internet. I might as well go talk to a wall if all you do is preach/assert and ignore any or all criticism put to you.
It doesn't matter how well you craft this narrative of apologetics. You might as well quote Harry Potter word for word; great story, but no basis in reality though! Fiction!
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense All of your accusations are false. You would want to put criticism to this? Pro, 24 :29Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will render to the man according to his work. Mans legal system does this all the time.K J B Pro, 11 ,1A false balance [is] abomination to the LORD: but a just weight [is] his delight. You would favor an unfair balance? Proverbs 31 :9,Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy. You would ague that?
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kobidobidog 7 months ago
i wonder who would dislike this video?
chinh101 7 months ago
LLLAAAAAAHHHCKCKKK a belief in god.
MinimoviesInc 7 months ago
i loved this vid.
neil182sr 7 months ago
I pissed myself laughing when you got on the bike!
kilroy227 7 months ago
@kilroy227 There were so many hilarious moments in this vid, but the sound of the bike engine LOL.
Renegade1100011 7 months ago
The accusation given to the atheist is stemming from Lucifer who thought he had a lack when he was perfect when God made him, and wanted more becoming Satan by his choice, and the more humans have happens to be death,Satan in our body, and when a human accuses the atheist to lack something is the devil speaking about the very thing he wanted thinking he lacked causing him to fall. The atheist does not have that feeling of lacking anything. The voice of Satan is against the atheist.
kobidobidog 7 months ago
@kobidobidog So atheists aren't human?
So any christian who accuses an atheist of needing Christianity is actually a minion of satan?
Nothing created light? So not everything needs to be created. Therefore insisting that the universe needs a creator is wrong, and if you do you are commiting the special pleading fallacy.
The rest, well, is complete fantasy speculation and christian apologetics which assumes there is a god from the getgo for no good reason whatsoever.
viridismonasteriense 7 months ago
@viridismonasteriense Of course atheists are human silly man. The Christian accusing has not Christ in him at the this time making an accusation not seeing the meek character of the atheist which is the Character of Jesus in the atheist that does not want to harm or persecute anyone. Trust what the KJV says, And God said let there be light, and there was light. We would not be here killing what God made in our fallen condition. We should humble ourselves before the one who made eternity.
kobidobidog 7 months ago