DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LEDDERS THIS IS SO SCARY THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Aww, but Tobyyy, I can't register on Netflix for a free trial to win the xbox cause I'm not old enough to have a credit card (17). And getting my mom to do anything about it is practically impossible! :(
"Hey toby, you keep talking to your human-device, i'm just gonna take a dump of the 'laser-beamed' grass here. K. PHEW thank goodness he turned the thingy away, would'da been embarrassing.
Hey Toby! I don't know if you read all your comments but if you do then hi! I've been watching alot of your videos recently, you cheer me up! Keep having fun man, send me a shirt! Haha. :D
the first time i watched one of ur videos, i sneezed during it, then u said "if u sneezed during this video, bless u" and i was like, oh crap!!! thats hilarious!!!!!
Toby seriously how the hell did you get so funny :L. I mean your intro redness etc Jesus Christ you are hilarious :D. I mean you are sooo great you make a lot of people happy including me :D. YOU ARE AWESOME I MEAN JUST AWESOME. And so is Griffin :D Love him he looks alot like my dog but mine is a girl :L U ARE AMAZING. Oh and could you do a setup vid that would be nice, a setup of your computer :D. Finally you ROCK
wow cool you use the same coffee bean cup for the last three years...ive been drinking the same coffee for the last three years...one uped you MUAHAHAHA
FINALLY AN AMERICAN THAT UNDERSTANDS BRITISH PEOPLE DON@T HAVE AN ACCENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clubpenguin4761 1 day ago
being english i am not liking griffin. RACIST! jk love you really griffin
1066validmx 4 days ago
This was the first video of Tobuscus that I saw and I thought this dude is I kind of idolize him.
BruceLeefromthegrave 6 days ago
i love 4:05
omgface360 3 weeks ago
nugget buiscit nugget in a buiscit dip it in mashed potato dip the mashed potato gobble chicken nugget buiscit in bbq sauce mmmmm
xtremeboy2k11 1 month ago
I LOVE YOU TOO TOBY. ♥♥
EsnesnonNONSENSE 1 month ago
aanyone know what area he lives
MrDoc360 1 month ago
i got a puppy my little brother got to name it he named it pupbuscus
rOfLcOpTeR4100 1 month ago 5
I WANT YOUR DOG HE CAN SMELL LASERSSSSSSSSSSS
MrPudPud100 1 month ago
Great Vlog, as usual, Toby :DD
mememememitroking 1 month ago
has any one watched Tobuscus with CC audio on?? hillyarious
JackJak17 1 month ago
NUGGET IN A BISCUIT
ThisBoxTop 1 month ago
The beauty of nat- SH!
Lilypool13 1 month ago
Nugget in a biscuit, scientist.
randogx 1 month ago
AM I TOO LATE TO WATCH SHERLOCK?
TheAwesomePirate 1 month ago
press ctrl & alt then like my comment
whoru1911 1 month ago 2
@whoru1911 i did it except i pressed the dislike bar instead!
coolfunkDJ 2 days ago
i wish i had lazer scent
HumaneHellsinge 1 month ago
*cop passes toby*
*cop* you ok sir?*
*toby* NUGGET!! BISSKET!! NUGGET AND A BISSKET!!!!!!!!!! DIP IT ALL IM MATCH POTATOS!!!
*cop* BACK UP BACK UP!!!!!
100computerkid 2 months ago
dogs can look up! god Dang IT!!!
Zamora362 2 months ago
Griffen should have his own character in tobuscus adventures, griffbuscus!!!!!:D LOVE YOU TOBY!!!!-3 you make me laugh every day. Thanks:)
soccercrazy1030 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you watch Tobuscus's videos while you have a cold so you can be blessed :3
ThatIsScout 2 months ago
tumbs up if you sneezed i did
luke19648 2 months ago
this came out on my 13th bday this year!!!!!! :D
xmenlover1998 2 months ago
NO!!! I SNEEZED 5 SECONDS AFTER THE VIDEO ENDED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *commits suicide*
Prodigy4132 2 months ago
I want a dog like Griffin :D
sopapia111 2 months ago
does he even look at the comments cuz i hav a question. wat minecraft server does he play on?
baconnet985 2 months ago
What would Toby do without modern technology?
Would he just hold up a rock and look at it and talk randomly at it?
rockworm503 2 months ago 7
toby would love my house, like 50 planes fly over my house every day. XD
Feininger991 2 months ago
:( i yan not sneez :( man POOP! :(
1042jose 2 months ago
this is my birthday vlog!
checkeredshoes18 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"watching Tobuscus"
"shove pepper into nose"
"sneeze"
"experience severe happiness"
ChainsawinNoob 3 months ago
@RedNinja96 I think he has the kind of face that looks like just another guy, until you get close up, then ur like, @#$%&* it's TOBUSCUS!!!!
ChainsawinNoob 3 months ago
nugget, biscut, nugget in a biscut, nugget, biscut, nugget in a buscit. dip it on the mashed potatoes!
PDR52097 3 months ago
i still havent sneezed ...
r1pper1000 3 months ago
please tell me you walked back and picked the droppings up :|
TheNogSpot 3 months ago
I can smell light ........ I think thats what that smell is...
willthe21 3 months ago
i remember wen i saw my first toby vid,i was soo confused, im still addicted, :'( if you find help please tell me
theronk98 3 months ago
this tree smells like laser beams
maxxspin 3 months ago
ADHD positive? not judging but just asking :)
Havoc289 3 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LEDDERS THIS IS SO SCARY THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
MrRock725 3 months ago
whats up with toby and bob roos
dbznaruto123 3 months ago
I sneezed as soon as you said bless your face.
rachelmacburnie 3 months ago
HOLY..... We have the same dog!!!!!!
TimmyWTFwazdat 3 months ago
TOBY HOW ARE YOU SO HYPER ALL THE TIME
LitedPixel 3 months ago
SEIAKS!!!!!
unit778 3 months ago
AUDIENCE!?
HantimNIG 4 months ago
LAZER BEAM SENT SMILE IT I SMILE IT !!!!!
yellowflashuzumaki 4 months ago
INTRO FO DARKNESS AND REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
coolpranil123 4 months ago
FALCOR! FALCOR WAS A DOG...I MEAN, A DRAGON DOG!
Sorry, it was a reaction to the dawg.
MegaM45 4 months ago
I love that dog !
topfanastartrek 4 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de TobyTurner
how old is Toby? he doesnt look that old to me!
AssassinsCourtesan 4 months ago
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AssassinsCourtesan 4 months ago
x__x I want a shirt.. Omg, I'd do unspeakable things for one.
iiBearJew 4 months ago
@TobyTurner my xbox broke LITERALLY lol "literal" XD Can i get the other one for my dad and sister??? plz :)
SonoraScene 4 months ago
like if when u saw griffin u were like "AHHHHH :DDDDDD GRIFFFFFIN"
SonoraScene 4 months ago
WTF XD I love Toby
Zzimbeanz 4 months ago
SWEET POTATO TREES! I want one...
GamerBoy1118 4 months ago
SHERLOCK! <3 TOBUSCUS <3
LelouchViBritannia13 4 months ago
0:00 chuck norris was here
qwertyjaja1 4 months ago
I am a BANANA!!!
ZnaPClaN 4 months ago
lol my sister sneezed a bit before u said bless you :D
Wazabi135 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
i love how he starts off every video
AshAsherZ 4 months ago 63
@AshAsherZ intro of redmess then darkness and witeness!!!!
deadangel1999 3 months ago
@deadangel1999 couldn't have said it better ma self bro
AshAsherZ 1 month ago
STOP THE FREAKIN ANNOYING VIDEOS WITH THE AUDIANCE STAIRING AND THE FREAKIN BLABBER IN THE VIDEO!!!!!!! PLZZZZZZ TOBY... PLZZZZZZZ TOBY...
pivot506 4 months ago
@pivot506 Shut up :L
TheMattZer 4 months ago
Its actually 6:00 HERE!
wolfie453 4 months ago
Hes got serious ADHD but hes still cool :D
Azoreskid1 4 months ago
PLZ STOP DOING THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP thats the only thing i can be a troll about. other than that keep it up
curtswangs 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
Aww, but Tobyyy, I can't register on Netflix for a free trial to win the xbox cause I'm not old enough to have a credit card (17). And getting my mom to do anything about it is practically impossible! :(
KayRoxxxx 4 months ago
25 seconds in and I think to myself, "what the hell is wrong with this guy?" fantastic.
xlLAGtasticlx 4 months ago
FINALLY!!!!!!! I FREAKING SNEEZED!!!!!
TheEditor128 4 months ago 108
Did anyone eles smell the lazer??
TheSlytherinluver 4 months ago
@SPASLORD wow i never knew one person could be so good at copy paste lol.
CIoudLight 4 months ago
TobyTurner
manbearpig100100 4 months ago
"speaking of science..."
"Hey toby, you keep talking to your human-device, i'm just gonna take a dump of the 'laser-beamed' grass here. K. PHEW thank goodness he turned the thingy away, would'da been embarrassing.
Sibwarra208 4 months ago
cheetos
Hopefulsorrow 4 months ago
DARKNESS!! REEDNESSS!! AND whitness...
hmm
whata boss....
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
TrippyShifts 4 months ago
anyone else imagine griffin to be british?
Tristanroyr 4 months ago in playlist Liked
i wish i could like it more than once....
Jaxdragon78 4 months ago
18 people hate Brittish comedy
rolandtheorange 4 months ago
Good job
wyattades 4 months ago
Boom
wyattades 4 months ago
"...church of Jesus Christ scien..." At that point in time i had to pause the video from laughing.
Killur10 4 months ago in playlist Videos from TobyTurner
Toby says: "Trees, they eat a lot of soul food." My brain hears: "They eat a lot of Sol food." ha photosynthesis.
AubieLynn 4 months ago
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toby i log on and off to see if u upload more vid becouse U ROCK!!!!!!!!! U ARE THE MOST FUNNY GUY EVER!!!!!!!! =P
bartman36000 4 months ago
toby i log on a off to see if u upload more vid becouse U ROCK!!!!!!!!! U ARE THE MOST FUNNY GUY EVER!!!!!!!! =P
bartman36000 4 months ago
0:22 for NECK MUSCLE OF EPICOSITY
boogery 4 months ago
0:22 for NECK MUSCLE OF EPICOSITY
boogery 4 months ago
Oh, I loved Sherlock. They need to make more episodes, get on it Steven Moffat.
Oh My God!! Steven, Steven Moffat; it all makes sense now. But that means.......Toby is The Doctor!!!!
MrSilvUr 4 months ago
That tree is wearing a hula dress.... Just made my day from bad to good :)
sidney873productions 4 months ago
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GothicDreamKiller 4 months ago
My auntie did the make up on Sherlock
Gr33ny111 4 months ago
I do not have an accent... Wait..... Nevermind BLESS YOUR F/\CE
TARDISkey123 4 months ago
so i inhale the soul of cannabis????
smoke420smh 4 months ago 2
dude does your arm hurt from holding up the camera everytime you make a vid????
smoke420smh 4 months ago
@smoke420smh No, one of his arms is just REALLY MUSCULAR by now.
Benjiraptor117 4 months ago
Toby carries his coffee in crushed hopes and dreams.
OddballXP 4 months ago
Hey Toby! I don't know if you read all your comments but if you do then hi! I've been watching alot of your videos recently, you cheer me up! Keep having fun man, send me a shirt! Haha. :D
maffiwip 4 months ago
'DO YOU SMELL THE LASER BEAMS?'
OnlineGMPLZ 4 months ago
he didn't laugh after the x-box thing... HE'S TELLING THE TRUUUUTH!
LemonLimeGrl 4 months ago
I love the trans am in the background
dixitraditions77 4 months ago
0:51 speaking of sceince thats the 36th church of (car comes by) SHHHHHHH!!! lololololol
xgrimreapergameingx 4 months ago
Assassins and laser pistols were Boone when you need him
nagato123ful 4 months ago
i smell laser beams.... ASSASSIN!!
Littlemandude11 4 months ago
So....I'm not going to get my coffee....thanks for getting my hopes up.
KingsArchers 4 months ago
the first time i watched one of ur videos, i sneezed during it, then u said "if u sneezed during this video, bless u" and i was like, oh crap!!! thats hilarious!!!!!
GO GATORS!!!
schtevinator18 4 months ago
you should run for king of california,then emperor of america , then supreme ruler of the world. i would vote for u.
DoseOfEpicosity 4 months ago
@DoseOfEpicosity All of the occupations you just listed would not be up for voting.
Joshschlink 4 months ago
@Joshschlink ya they would lol
RaptionPhysics 4 months ago
@KennyGJE Yet yet yet yet yet yet yet yet Yet YEt YET YET YET YET!!!!!!!! :D D:
42JohnnySmith 4 months ago
Am I the only one that desperatly wants to sneeze when he says "bless yoru face" ? It would be awesome o - o
MooingOrangez 4 months ago
Like this if you came here because of the 10 hour loop of nugget in a biscuit
scorge1234567 4 months ago
One Day You Should Do An Outro Of Griffsawness :D :D
twistedmountain 4 months ago
griffin is the most awesome dog existing :3
Kami656 4 months ago
what if you already trialed for netflix?
NastyNoner 4 months ago
I have wanted an Xbox FOREVER. I aspire to be a gamer SO BAD but I CAN'T because... well... no Xbox haha.
TOBY, LOAN (GIVE) ME AN XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kristafrappe 4 months ago
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kristafrappe 4 months ago
"Dogs cant look up" Toobbbyy, have you see shaun of the dead? 0.o
xSimmyN 4 months ago 3
That is the first plane I am ever able to see on a lazy vlog
16merrick 4 months ago
did u just walk in a circle?
Ebaoy501 4 months ago
... did he say 'I don't eat coffee'?
MisterAppleDave 4 months ago
Griffin! Smell that tree with your tiny brain!
xXOpticSoulXx 4 months ago
@PastaPig Nawp :3 BUT I'm doing faction change because alliance SUCKS!
theIsaacus 4 months ago
love it toby
JessVidS99 4 months ago
How the hell are you so happy!!?
Daryan55TV 4 months ago
he smells dog shit
albogypsy 4 months ago
Nice Video!
KevBx711 4 months ago
i saw the plane for the first time :)
thefoulbeast 4 months ago
Hey Toby thanks for posting this on my birthday!!!!!
Sodapopper100 4 months ago
I must send you a picture of my tobuscus shirt. i bought it from your site.
I think they messed it up...
FateStation 4 months ago
The rare occation when you can actually hear the plane and you know he's not making it up this time... :P
SalthawkMusician 4 months ago 92
@SalthawkMusician *occasion
DLXEchozz 4 months ago
You are pretty.
PinkTennisStar 4 months ago
soo you just made my day by mentioning the Church of Christ in this video :) I go to that church!!
bekababy10 4 months ago
alalalalal
Hopefulsorrow 4 months ago
"He thinks he does.. *gheseheideheeeis*... You can't smell light."
molijox 4 months ago
ASSASIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NSPVteam 4 months ago
INTRO OF DARKNESS THAN REDNESS THAN WHITENESS
emilybelle100 4 months ago
Toby I'm An IRISH Gamer You are the Reason I make YouTube videos.
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I wish I could be on the same level of Epicosity
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I'm giving away Terarria FOR FREE !!!
gregbutlr 4 months ago
its a british accent
ScottishPlayer101 4 months ago
hey can you say what is the mark of your Tennis? i want to buy one XD
ayrtonseninha 4 months ago
/watch?v=wtJD2n38yqA
TheJustinAndNoahBros 4 months ago
Look up, hey look up, uuugh dogs can't look up... I. LAUGTHED. SO. HARD
MultiAgurken 4 months ago
0:20 sniff sniff ummm i dont smell nothing O.O
onewhobeasts 4 months ago
0:20 sniff sniff ummm i dont smell nothing O.O
onewhobeasts 4 months ago
I HAVE AN IRISH ACCENT! yay.... and no... i dont just eat potatoes!
theresistanification 4 months ago
You should probably give ma a shirt so I can walk down that exact street in it..!.!.!.!.!.! Please???
28paity 4 months ago
gimme gimme a shirt pleaaaaaaassssssssseeeeee i dadadododododo subscribed
MsShiningEmerald 4 months ago
I want one of your epic shirts :)
MsShiningEmerald 4 months ago
I want everything. Everything in the world.
qdj252 4 months ago
I want an xbox...
RatedTripalex 4 months ago
Darkness, Redness, Whiteness, DONE.
welshpatriotpenguin 4 months ago
Toby seriously how the hell did you get so funny :L. I mean your intro redness etc Jesus Christ you are hilarious :D. I mean you are sooo great you make a lot of people happy including me :D. YOU ARE AWESOME I MEAN JUST AWESOME. And so is Griffin :D Love him he looks alot like my dog but mine is a girl :L U ARE AMAZING. Oh and could you do a setup vid that would be nice, a setup of your computer :D. Finally you ROCK
TheMattZer 4 months ago 78
@TheMattZer that could have been summed up by saying: TOBY OWNS!
apmcallister 4 months ago
@TheMattZer Just marry him alright :) he he he
MickeyMH1 4 months ago
@TheMattZer What's an alot?
djmeperry 4 months ago
Sean of the Dead reference! Weeeeeeeeeew!
coppermeowmix 4 months ago
Ass
Ass
in
MattGroening100 4 months ago
Bob Ross
Tobuscus
My life is complete
wallengene 4 months ago
Dogs can look up!
LordoftheMorons27 4 months ago
I´m too poor for Christmas anyways, since I was 7 ( now i have 15 ) i don´t celebrate Christmas.
BDudeification 4 months ago
Red and white rainbow = Canadian rainbow :D
ToasterPig 4 months ago
dont you hate it when you lose the key to your toy hand cuffs
SmokenNanna 4 months ago
porn= /watch?v=oJN6NnyLw6U
infamousplayah 4 months ago
Ppl must stare at you alot toby
MrYoualreadyno 4 months ago
hey if you are a canibal and you eat a mexican would it be spicy
parkervandy 4 months ago
i want a tobuscus shirt O_O
SuperKodadog 4 months ago
wow cool you use the same coffee bean cup for the last three years...ive been drinking the same coffee for the last three years...one uped you MUAHAHAHA
BobStoleMySled 4 months ago
posted...not everything is a video Toby
BobStoleMySled 4 months ago
I really really really really would like a t-shirt, if you would be so kind!
guitarkid316 4 months ago
We must go (lol) GRIFFSAURE!!!
TickleMyPickle27 4 months ago
Lazers?
RJtheGamer 4 months ago
the heely part was so funny watching griffin try to keep up lol
VictorRH81 4 months ago
@GAM3VIDZUltimateFan Where was the assassin?
Assasins aren't assassins because you can see them.....
Falkalore 4 months ago
Dogs can look up!
the1other1coraline 4 months ago