ThisIsNotJohn

[ferntailwp]

haha love the beasty boys cover xD

[ninaronstadt1]

I like the slitherin tie 

[mthsbandrocks]

Hi, can we have more Maureen Johnson on Vlogbrothers? Kthnx.

[ThatOneChick2021]

This was one of the best videos I've seen all day. I particularly liked the in his pants part and the, "I am the Conan to John's Leno." but I like Maureen Johnson way better than I like Jay Leno.

[Jillianfosho]

you are aware that "Maureen Johnson" was also a character in RENT right?! That's so cool!

[unknown123lal]

Maureen Johnson is truly eccentric

[AnCheeseEagle]

That is definitely the actual John Green in the music video. The puff proves it. Only the real John Green has puff like that.

[goldensnitch14]

Awesome!

[TheCrypticPie]

That wig is what would happen if Craig with a Wig decided to take up the life of rock and roll.

[alremul]

@TheCrypticPie That was my EXACT thought

[confusedlook]

I think this is my most watched vlogbrothers video. Just can't get enough of Actual John Green.

[LostxinthexMusic]

I like Actual John Green's puff XD

[grrgirl96]

@fantastifical I don't know man...

[sakauyeproductions]

WHAT IS LIFE SHE'S SO AWESOME

[Internetarian]

Maureen and Katherine are probably my favorite Nerdfighters

[fantastifical]

If you look VERY closely, you can see that the footage is fake.

[LydiaLaughs]

John should have made his twitter name @actualjohngreen instead of @realjohngreen...

[Teeftlis]

Maureen is awesome. Also John looks odd.

[JavyCinnamon]

You should wear nail polish more often, John ;)

[forbidden2012x]

2:20 Maureen we all know John would NEVER be up that high and then just jump down like that. I'm starting to suspect that footage was false...

[ThatOneChick2021]

@forbidden2012x You just made my day. :)

[oreo123cookie123]

I love you, Maureen.

[mariahrose210]

Whenever I hear this, all I can think of is "Listen all of y'all this is sabotage!"

[AlwaysPotterhead]

"You know this wouldn't even be an issue if...John could keep it in his pants."

I. Died.

[spraypaint1010]

None of this would have happened of John had kept it.... Sigh... In his pants.

[jngo123456789]

Puff levels are dangerously high...

[RosesforThorns1]

It's the "Craig-idy-Craig, Craig with a wig!*Dink*" wig!

[RosesforThorns1]

@RosesforThorns1 (WheezyWaiter)

[kittykatthetacodemon]

@ClaireLaBear11 I was actually referring to the fact that ACTUAL John Green is a man, and therefore does NOT have boobs in the traditional sense. XD

[tacoismykitty]

the puff is convincing... but the pants gave it away immediately.

[FlargTheKitty]

We KNOW this can't be the real John, because John would never have stood on a ledge like that due to his intense fear of heights.

[shealsosings]

I really wish this video HAD been two hours...

[TheSpazimagee]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano That's seriously all I can think about every time I hear her name!!! Glad I'm not the only one :D

[escthepresent]

I need the background story on how this song came to life, mj talk to us!

[HiBeccaBye]

I miss her. Maureen needs to come visit.

[BeatrixNemesis]

I call her Queen Maureen :D

[hockeymurph34]

yay maureen

[JannineishTV]

John paints his nails black... Sweet.

[VideosOfJordan]

I love Maureen, I keep coming back to this video :)

[BellatrixPlaysPiano]

And Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the 11th Street lot, will be performing Native American tribal chants, backwards, through her vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electic cello, which she has never studied!

[calicokity1]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano My God... I never noticed that before... you just made my night... :D :D :D :D

[DotDotDotDotDot]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano This is exactly what I think of every single time I see one of her books in stores. And now every time she does a video.

[JeevesMorris1]

@BellatrixPlaysPiano OHMYGOSHYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vixenchild333]

Yeah john keep it in your pants!

[sweetlikedaim]

OMGOSH THIS IS HILARIOUS :DDD

[homerdude7]

Oh just remembered a book title that goes great with the "... in your pants" method gotta type it without laughing *snicker* darn well anyways... *drumroll* The Colossal Serpent (not real book name just got the name of one of the cards on Big Bang Theory sorry for the dissapointment)

[stude444]

You are really really really funny xD

[vampirez103]

Billy Idol

[eeli1]

Oh Maureen Johnson, you know the key to my heart. <3

[LieutenantLindsey]

Channel: maureenbooks.

You're welcome.

[Tapptastrphy]

too much pants!

[valeriealicexo]

this is still my favorite vlogbrothers video...ever.

[KatyHallow]

"You suck! I hate your face!" Who would say that to you, Maureen? You're awesome!

[PixelPies]

LOL were those Slytherin robes?

[RobotLovesToo]

I just realized there is a dog behind the no dogs allowed sign at the end

[93tomb]

huh. Exposure to John's phenotype never _used_ to elicit the biological urge to copulate... weird.

[kitkatkaittt]

@93tomb oh it did. just not in you.

[probinsondrums]

did you get the beastie boys to do that song thing? i doubt it but who did it?

[funnypets456]

You tweet WAAAAAAY too much.

[InkandGrit]

Actual John Green. Made of win.

[therchas]

over all liked the video but when people watch video's they seem to notice hair more than the fact that your wearing make up. you wearing make up during the video shows that you care but for goodness sakes comb your hair! smiley faces?

[Bosoxgalaxy]

You suck

I hate your face

(please watch the whole video before rashly voting this down)

DFTBA

[ThatWeirdo04]

I lover her.

[harelquindemon]

That can't be John Green, he's wearing pants.

[starkidfangirl]

Maureen, I know you aren't reading thses, but:

YOU

AWESOME

LEGEND

[poentasticgurl]

she looks so.frickin.familiar.

[sirdoctoroftardis12]

That was awesome. I want Actual John Green to be a Television Show

[guaraninequarantine]

Is that poi in the background of the last shot, where there's the no dogs allowed sign?

[Ravenclawwww]

OH MY GOD IT'S SABOTAGE!

[123456789robbie]

since when does john have such a great butt? :S

[chrisfinest1]

Listen all y'all it's... Actual John Green?

[xKirstynHippe]

You wore that wig for about half of LeakyCon. So much respect.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Secret Sister Maureen/Actual John Green/There is no Hank,Yeti,and/or Katherine, only Maureen is still #lowkey my favorite vlogbrother.

[silverarrows13]

LOL 8D

[gkriebz]

Accurate.

[Kratatosk]

I'm gonna use that insult on people, "You suck! I hate your face!"

[EmtyThe1st]

Nice rack John.

[LaGuardia44729]

If thats actual john green his gut moved up alot

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

I didn't know John wore pink sneakers when he wasn't making videos.

[ReKrisB]

Yay for Secret Sibling substitutions <--- lol accidental alliterations :3

ACK I did it again X3

[dyslexicxheart]

@ReKrisB actually, the latter's called assonance. (:

[ReKrisB]

@dyslexicxheart Ack! You're right. Thanks for catching that, lol. Sometimes I have brain lapses XD Bad English major, bad. I kinda forgot assonance existed X3

[princessmia737]

Meeting Actual John Green at LeakyCon was the highlight of the entire con.

[tiendadelagricultor]

Actual John Green seems like he is going to do some sabotage...

[inolover10]

So John... When were u going to tell us about how you like wearing tight pants and putting balls in your shirt to represent boobs?

[SuperSara1992]

I love Maureen Johnson. <3

[billbellbass]

LOL @ Beastie Boys parody :)

[Teeftlis]

Maureen is an awesome, awesome backup John

[defover18]

That can't be John Green at 2:19...He's terrified of heights.  WHO IS THIS JOHN GREEN LOOK-ALIKE?! =]

[Valdrag]

Wait, you want us to explore the side of John Green, that has hips, and boobs...... I dont know if im...... ummm....

[BeatrixNemesis]

I would have watched a two-hour video.

[oOChibiRinOo]

I was simultaneously reading a Maureen Johnson book and watching vlogbrothers when I came across this video :) happy nerdfighter is happy.

[NWxBlackjack]

2nd prettiest green brother. which is first?

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

@NWxBlackjack I am quite curious as to which she meant, too. I'm hesitantly going to guess Hank. : /

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

@NWxBlackjack Hank of course.

[geminimom76]

love that it ends with fire poi in the background!

[eerbrev]

this is still one of my favourite vlogbrothers video. Maureen Johnson is pretty hot, and the beastie boys groove doesn't hurt either.

[kittykatthetacodemon]

Actual John Green has boobs?

[ClaireLaBear11]

@kittykatthetacodemon John has just been having some weight issues in the last few months, don't judge him.

(Yes, I know this comment is old)

[emilycaroline9]

I love her. hahahaha

[RDSQC]

I love the fire poi spinners in the back at the end :D

[bannanamouse]

maureen in your pants lol

[emsGotAProblem]

John Green has the coolest freakin friends in the world

[Puddingcistern]

"You suck! I hate your face! Or something like that. That'd be great." Lol.

[femalephantomdimes5]

The puff is high with this one...

[DeiNoNICOs]

JOHN HAS BOOBS?!?!?!

[KungfuCow5]

@DeiNoNICOs Ssssshhh... you'll give it away!

[kapowitsme]

Why is Maureen so awesome?

[MyInterwebs]

this was so epic! xD

[pokemonmanic400]

YOU SUCK I HATE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! lol jk

[FredIsMyName22]

BECOME A FULL-TIME VLOGSIBLING !!!!!

[expojah]

I wish Maureen kept making vids

[Jinxxeh]

...

Seems legit.

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

The puff in its natural state.... o.O

[liamsbeterthancharli]

jhon used to have boobs

[omgoctopusomg]

i like how at 3:04 it says "no dogs".....and i'm pretty sure there's a dog back there.

[puppysfurme]

i really love your face :) and your voice :) you are adorable :)

[DFTBACleaves]

that wig looks like the spawn of albert einstein and macgyver

[TheTrivshiz]

I never knew John was a litterbug! 2:47 *Shattering glass.*

[AmateurBelief]

2:31 ! Dandy Lions!!!!!

[pinkmonkeysrock11101]

I like how John Green magically got thinner, boobs, and turned into a woman. XD

[hnye]

Theres another side of john you want us to explore?! :O

[bellbell127]

if the video was two hours would John get the punishment when he comes back?

[NicoleCorp77]

I love your books :)

[Bosoxgalaxy]

he's got his puff on...

[Shellewell]

It's craigity craig, Craig with a wig!

incidentally craig with a wig was featured the day before this video was uploaded. stealing wheezywaiter's ideas? :P

[rethinkOURreality]

@Shellewell Maureen Johnson is a fan...

[massacregoddess]

That is fantastic.



[OhSomethinClever]

Maureen Johnson! =)

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

Haha Maureen I love you. I gotta get around to reading your books XP

[Ayshafr]

I never knew this... erm, feminine side of you, John. You wear nail polish?! The actual John Green is different from what he shows us in his videos. Tsk, tsk, hiding things from us.

[Overthemoon324]

@Ayshafr And he must be stressed out. His poof is uncontrolled!

[Ayshafr]

@Overthemoon324 I know! Poor John. He really shouldn't keep stuff from us.

[Chucktaylorninja]

This is sabotage to the vlogbrothers.

[ThePlatypodes]

Maureen Johnson is on the job!

[windchimes098]

i'm reading girl at sea right now! :)

[Jordrake44]

"Actual John Green" makes me grin like a maniac.

[DukeofYar]

Just watching this makes me kind of wish that Maureen had actually done a two hour video, just so she would have had to do a punishment. I'm sure that would have been amazing.

[Emi183]

So... real john green has... boobs? LOL

[TheTenthWeasley]

so your a slytherin?(:

[meltyourheadaches326]

Whoa. John shud dye his puff blonde again.

[roomwithacatinit]

John! Why don't you wear that tie all the time?

[LelouchLAMPER0UGE]

ThisisnotJohn.

Nor isthisTom.

[coleisaphosphate]

:D

[SampritB]

I liked this before the end :)

[cibomatto47]

Maureen, I just finished 13 Little Blue Envelopes and just loved it. <3 You should fill in for John every now and again.

[maankindj]

Fire-poi!!

[cmmnt2254]

lol, she is funny :)

[ERSorensen]

Was the song intentionally made to sound like The Beastie Boys' song Sabotage? I approve if it was. Very much so.

[therapytherapy]

I enjoyed watching this video again cause i missed "Smooth Time" Green the first time i saw it. OH YEAH, SMOOTH TIME GREEN. Maureen is adorable. :))

[213shadesofgrey]

I love you Maureen Johnson! You are so freaking adorable!

[greengirllover]

"This wouldn't even be an issue if John could keep it..... in his pants." LOL

[gizmowashere]

@greengirllover I was totally LMAO when she said that :P

[RainingCrimsonClover]

That is remarkably close to his actual hair xD All messy and awesome.

[RenaesWorld]

When did actual john green get boobs...

[mantegoraamune]

"You suck. I hate your face. That would be great" Hahaha. Chickee, I love you.

[MrJonVogt]

ha! how can i favorite this multiple times?!

[pepsicola1295]

Ohhhh! I get the title now! ThisIsNotJohn, like the website thisisnottom, mentioned in a previous vlogbrothers video... One of Hank's songs, I think. :D

[gottalovedamon]

haha shes kind of funny. doesnt replace john though. loved "This wouldnt be in an issue if you know john could just...keep it in his pants!" hahahaha

[1thinkYES]

@FilthyRainbows Hah, I thought the same thing :)

[FilthyRainbows]

Is this the slightly disconcerting lady at the end of one of Nemiron's video's?

'I made you a Card...'

'Aw thanks, can I have it?'

'NO!'

[fearspork]

why would anyone hate maureen johnsons face?

[Fluffyissocoollike]

Maureen is amazing. She answered my 4Q on twitter once. :D

[dqbbbex]

i love john and hank green...but now that i know that they are friends with the author of 13 little blue envelopes i love them a little bit more...which i didn't even know was possible...

[frenchylexi]

i didnt know john had boobs