Chris Farmer - Accidental Machines

[jewdas]

and the mandatory final statement. even though shit has evolved ALOT, we can still see what an impact Dustin Latimer had on rollerblading. def the most important roller ever. and even when he stopped "skating" he was still the best at what he did, i mean seriously, he actually skates like a ninja. for real.

[jewdas]

btw something cool i just happened to come across. you know farmers ender in feet, dont know the correct term for the trick (i used to skate in the 90s-early 20s.) some sort of fakie hurricane topsoul. josh petty does the same trick in coup de tat. on a tiny as rail, but it got to be some sort of record. thats WAAAY before anyone

[jewdas]

ill probably make this into some semifarmer forum; but imagine if they filmed a section like this with words-farmer. imagine those fucking lines pulled in 450 royal, 540 kindgrind fashion. not that i dont think farmer is just getting better and better, his style has def changed.

[jewdas]

im pretty fucked up right now, but i have to say shit;

i cant see how anyone can hate on this, this section really shows what differs rollerblading from skateboarding. its just PURE fucking speed skating and real fucking HAMMER lines. you cant do shit like this in any other sport. i mean we all know that farmer is probably one of the sickest techskater but hides it here. that fish-fullcab (?)mizou on the ledges is just a really fucking sick line, but still pulled in a way that would amaze anyone

[FrEeDoMoFfEeT09]

1:30 was a sick line... soo fast

[mrstixx666]

this song goes sick with this part

[xXFoolishValoRazorXx]

rollerblading is what skateboarding used to be, cool......

[cheeseheadatheart]

Song-Assisting Suicides by The Vanishing

[CaughtInTheRapture25]

The Vanishing was such a sick band. They broke up not too long ago. Can someone find/post this song up? This is my fav section of Farmer

[xLoveLossTragedyx]

you never see a roller go on a skateboard video and talk shit its funny yet the kids who go to the skatepark to kick their boards around and cant even do a simple trick seem to be the people who come into roller videos and talk shit.

[ikuyo1comic4man]

whas the songgggg

[ChoSeNOn3]

so good it makes me want to vomit.

[likwid27]

BLOUST! haha little did he know that would become one of my favorite phrases...

[KoRnflakes47]

It is Fuckin BETTER than Skateboarding!!!

[ImStillAliveInc]

chris farmer has the best style in this.

[vitorvilasanchez]

man the skate boarders just don't respect 'cuz we are better!!

[FROOTpentagramBOOT]

nah i think its cause we have our gnarboots strapped to our feet

honestly i have no respect for frootbooting but its funner than skateboarding in my opinion

[GuAnJaBoY]

hahahaha i wish i could see that .. and i'd make u eat ur skateboard fkin punk

[Terror420Corp]

I wish people gave rollerblading the respect they give skateboarding.

[GuAnJaBoY]

yah but people dont respecting it are dummy that say its easy but they not even able to skate whit blades .. In other words its some other talkshiter

[figuremeout]

Refer all beef and complaints from this day forward to Barely Dead. It explains it all.

[halfbreed02]

So make the fuckin shit happen, not hating on you but, wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what one fills up first. DO SOMETHING about it, other than wish and bitch

[Joshuamarc8]

@Terror420Corp It's cuz rollerblading is for fags. :/

[mercwrc]

is he human?

[brienenfamily]

@mercwrc

He's an accidental Machine

[Xsjado27]

I never got to cop myself a swirly head Mindgame shirt =(

[JAYK876]

why is this his "Last section"?

[bozcv2]

mindgame are no more son.

[ItsBlackFriday]

he is rocking his xsjado's props

[Pthlivs]

probably my least favorite section of accidental machines... but hes a pro so its still sick

[djgiga]

that guys got a skrew lose skating that hard damn...

[Antihero090482]

All the guys on Accidental Machines pulled out something special for it... great video

[mrjellow]

Wow..just wow. Pure art right here,

[MikesSkoolOfMixing]

sick sick runs...

[BlackOrch1d]

WoW!!!He`s crazy man!!!CooL

[atrxroller]

assisting suicides not assisted lol

[Xsjado92]

yea dude seriously...& sometimes, its not the skates apperance that matters, its ur skating.

but sometimes, you look good, you skate good ;)

[Razgrith]

You obviously haven't used Xsjado skates before, have you? They're the most comfortable pairs you can place your foot on. I'm just about the future of the company since Shane Coburn's Mindgame company went bankrupt and The Conference bought out Xsjado.

[sizzam923]

exajido has the ugliest skates ever i cant belive chris is sponseres by them! :p

[skatinthestreet]

omg you cant spell for shit *xsjado *believe *sponsors

[jkkomo]

what does it matter if skates are ugly? If they skate well, they are perfect.

[hawtseks69]

I think youre trying to spell them like you say them. Theyre Xsjado and pronounced "Shadow".

[d3yyy21]

this douchebag i know said it's x-jado(ex-jad-o) and i'm like your gay. it's xsjado

[kindgrinds]

the song is assisted suicide by the vanishing