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  • a a a smolllll blakk pigg, nono tit wass my PET.

    LOL

  • 0:46 pokerface

  • The black girl appears in Swedish Idol, hahaha: watch?v=N75JAYmeKT4 Gotta love her <3

  • DOGBLOCKED!

  • what right minded guy would agree to snowballing?!??

  • @ 1:17 give her KFC!!

  • fuzzy socks sucks

  • 0:59 a child...

  • The sloots are out in force on christmas.

  • DogBlocked...

  • 0:53 Red Jacket Dude on the left getting REJECTED!... Can you say Friend-Zoned!?

  • @DonRMB haha nice observation

  • 3:03 Talk about TIMING!

  • the blue shirt girl is hottttt

  • at 3:20 you see the guys in the back like, WTF?

  • FYI the girls at 3:58 are from Sweden and the girl to the right eventually figured out what "snow bowling" means, in the end of that scene she says "what if it means something dirty". The blonde at 1:31 is also from Sweden but her English is really bad, in Sweden we would call that swinglish, if you know what I mean. Stupid blonde bitch.

  • 0:48 Thumbs up for mister fail in the red jacket!

  • when the asian lady said she had no one to give her a birthday present...you should have escalated and gave her a kiss.

  • god damn it dude those drunk girls are fucked up did you fuck them afterwards?

  • Damn it! sucks to be DOGBLOCKED! XD

  • Americans....

  • LOOOOOOOOOL AT 1:15 "don't give me teddy bear give me-" "give you food.?" "YEAHHHH! AHAHAH" LOOOL DEEP!

  • girl at 3:21 omg. annoying

  • 4:13 ARE SWEEDS!!!!!!!! Translate: What if it means something dirty ^^

  • 0:52 look at that dude sitting down, fail..

    pahahahahahaah! cockblock 3:00 lmao!!

  • 0:44 "that's what I'd do too if I was dating you" LOL'D HARD

  • Lmao girl at the beginning

  • lesson learned do not buy your GF fuzzy socks for christmas.

  • can't stop laughing 4:42 she says: I mean... it depends on size :D :D

  • Some of these girls have ADD for sure.

  • hahahahaha I'm from sweden and the girl at 4:16 says "tänk om det betyder något snuskigt" which translates to "what if it means something dirty"... hilarious

  • lol pause at 0:36

  • Dam some of these girls are huge

  • male penguins lack sex organs

  • Dogblocked hahaahahhaaha

  • 0:30 dayum shes fine,looks like my gf

  • ROFL that girl at 4:04 has ADD or something short ass attention span. lol

  • Oh,I'll tinkle her bell alright

  • PENGUINS DONT HAVE DICKS. THEY HAVE VENTS, BIRDS DONT HAVE DICKS

  • @ishotthesherifswife penguins are a mammal

  • @TheUndeadAmerican "male birds have no external sex organs"

  • LOL att 4:19 the girl on the right says in Swedish "What if it means something dirty?!"

  • Cockblocked AND Dogblocked by the same girl ! :-D

  • 2:04 *little 4 year old kid* EWWWWW PERSONAL SPACEEEE

  • haha the swedish accent is agly

  • What's the worst present you have ever gotten from a guy?

    ummmm a child. LMFAO

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  • Agly u guys are dicks lol

    

  • 0:37 "a Cartier ring" bitch please....

  • 0o0o0o a flag of Chivas USA

  • Cong is funny as shit.. He should do some more interviews.

  • why is it that half these girls that are interviewed are lskankMcSluts?

  • @HaloMediaRecords most women you find outside nowadays bro

  • that brunette that gave a blowjob on a car and likes anal beads as a present would be the perfect gf for me

  • Damn, he got cock blocked and dog blocked on the same girl. Both times he was literally going to kiss her lmao

  • i like the girl with the girl on girl porn

  • girl on girl porn FTW 0:38

  • fucking dog blocked LMAAAAAAAAAAO

  • LMAOOOOO

  • 3:55 ugliest group of dumbass scrubby lookin hoes i have ever seen. gawd they are soo fucking stupid! holy shit!

  • DOGBLOCKED !!!!! XDDD

  • hahaha 3:44 enter the lead cockblocker!

  • At 4:16, the girl to the right said in Swedish: "What if it means something dirty?"

    Yup. :))))

  • dogblocked XDDD 

  • weird. when u asked her if she was in special ed. my video started to buffer so i was like LOL she is in special ed

  • pick up girls as dragqueens! pleeeaase :D

  • :54 she mad at him hahah

  • lol at 3:20, the 3 guys behind jaws drop :p especially the one in the right he is like "holy hell"

  • 0:29 Chivas FTW!

  • 5:17 ugly laugh but sexy chick

  • COCK BLOCKED! 3:00 XD

  • Anybody ealse who laughed their asses off at 4:16?

  • This is SOOO much better than California On. 

  • That dog got game !!!!

  • Thumbs up for Sweden!

  • Press 5 for some anal beads

  • cockblocked...

  • "yeah you go to jail for that shit" lmao like if it was legal she would do it

  • why so many swedish chicks

  • man the girl that said jingle our bells is the best

  • 3:25 ??

  • I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THESE VIDEOS ONLY IF KONG IS IN IT. I LOVE YOU KONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • DONT BLOCK THE COCK!! GUIDE IT!

  • that was an ugly laugh at the end.

  • LMAO He got DOGBLOCKED! xD

  • wow being dog block gotta suck, funny stuff

  • dogblocked... that's the worst.

  • like if u think the hottest girl is girl that has blue dress

  • 3:05 Super Combo Cockblock Ultra....FINISH HIM!!!

  • @FraisC did you miss the dog

  • @FraisC You sir have made my day.....good day sir

  • "like ya know, so ya know, umm i dunno" yea that has to be Cali Q-Q

  • lmao dog blocked and cock blocked had me in tears, this dude is alright

  • 2:58 LOOOOL so awkward!!!!!

  • yall have dry vaginas or something? LMAO

  • 0:40

    Girl: My guy's gonna brake up with me before christmas

    Dude: Oh so like that he doesn't have to spend the money. I would do that too if i were dating you.

    Girl: -___-

    OWNED

  • a child LOLLL

  • 1:02 OH DAMN

  • Snowballin' lmao... y'all should ask bout da Lindsey Lohan dats where you bust a nut in a line and make her snort it!!

  • this is the best pick up channel I have ever laid my eyes upon

  • خـقّـت مع الـكـلب بنت الكلب

  • Only in america......

  • "Jizzing in my mouth is fine, but spitting it back in..I don't know" 3:21 wtf i need to find a chick like this lmao

  • @SDkoolKidd i gotta girl like that :)

    

  • 4:17 LoL they are from sweden xD

  • WHER IS THIS MADE?!

  • Some swedish ppl in the video XDD they are so bad at english :P

  • snowballing lol

  • 2:05 Where are you looking? :D

  • 1:16 her face when he said food, hahaha.

  • Dogblocked HOLY HELL!

  • We need more drunk times videos!

  • da penguin question lmhoooooo

  • COCKBLOCKED!

  • Lawl Cok Blocked

  • hi looks to the camera are so funny

  • Where is this made in

  • 2:00 sexy

  • "Dogblocked"... LOL!

  • Dogblocked... LOL

  • true cockblock = no words, poker face

  • "I mean if we were like dating..." bahaha

  • A small black pig "did u eat it ?" no it was my pet lol

  • cockblocked1

  • I love it: Are you in the special Ed? I don't know what that mean but probably

  • Lmao the stale face kong got at :48

  • never in my life would i take my own cum back in my mouth..

  • lol cock blocked :p

  • "Dogblocked"

    PRICELESS

  • HOW TO PICKUP GIRLS ON FACEBOOK! DO IT NOWW! (SCHWARZENEGGER "NOW")

  • that was the ultimate cock-block i have ever seen.

  • 4:38 the same hobo in the background of all the drunk time videos? XD

  • The one chick in the red dress on the left looks like Winnie Cooper.

  • birds don't have dicks they have cloaca. why does no one know this?

  • HAHAHA, those swedes (foreigners) said: "what if it means something dirty?"

  • blonde in the blue, damn

  • hey guys this is getting worse.. show us more vidoes like "penis pickups", "clown" like youve done before..

  • PROBABLY BECUZ FAMILY DRIVES women INSANE

  • Wow! He not only got cock blocked but dog blocked? Holidays can be brutal..

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  • whatever happened to penis pickup? that was funny.

  • lol i first i thought she said radiohead... but road head.

  • How to pick up TALLER and OLDER Girls

  • @4:17 Me Gusta face.

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  • wow that red head was considering sucking a penguins dick.....wowwwww

  • 1;48 looks like chris brown

  • look at that fucking Kong looking at the girl's tits 2:05

  • @HiJaayD That chick is fineeeeee

  • haha dogblocked

  • @4:10 sounds like she said "if you start, i will finish it". definitely going to sweden now

  • that bitch said jizz in my mouth is fine but its gross to spit it back lol

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  • 4:15 Swedish Girls lolll

  • And the white girls LOL

  • That black chick was fucling UGLY hahha!

  • at 4:015 the swedish girl in the yellow dress says in swedish What if it means something dirty and she is so right

  • 0:55 kid on the left got shut down rofl

  • @pur3no0bm3ge lol haha sick burn.

  • i've got a good question to ask a chick on one of these vids. "would you ever give a guy cheesy ragu?" cheesy ragu is give a pipmpled cock a handjob until the zits pop, and then give him a bj

  • niiice where did you find all this dirty chicks ?

    ill go there lol looks like NYC

  • DOG BLOCKED

    JINGLE OUR BELLS

  • i wanna throw rocks at kong for even thinking about making out with that ugly bitch.

    i know you get more pussy than me but fuck man have some respect for yourself and stop fucking with horsefaces

  • @joshuagoboom Almost all of them were ugly as fuck! Next time, he should talk to pornstars AND make out.

  • @67Zaka no way. i'll jack off to porn but make out with a pornstar? fuck you thinking about kissing an ass licker??

  • @joshuagoboom Chill the fuck out nigga, I was joking lol...