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  • Fuck head.

  • i had to laugh, i couldnt resist .. ^^

  • LOL!!

  • Standard bloke procedure, S.B.P

  • His background is outer space LOL

  • You're only getting a like becasue you put AFroman at the end

  • wow. I dont even-

    wow.

  • pretty lowbrow in my book what a scumbag

  • fuck you

  • waste of time, imitating a scientist, but can't act out the laws of gravity vs physics. nothing worth hearing. also, despite the fail in giving a computer emotion, and the even bigger fail in comedy, i just want to say, i'm not offended, but retards are truly more capable of coherent thought process than you... Obviously.

    also, your followers are bigger idiots than you.

  • Oh god! That voice! fucking lol'd.

  • Tasteless

  • Please kindly fuck yourself. You're an idiot. No one here even likes you.

  • IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA DUDE THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SPAM I HAVE EVER SEEN

  • get a job you bum

  • damn i'm sick....i laughed

  • ur goin to hell

  • This is an absolute work of brilliant and utter genius. Outstanding, Sir. Simply outstanding.

  • 700,000 views! Holy lolz!

  • flagged this shit

  • over 700,000 views...should tell you something right?

  • my. name. is. skrillex.

  • wow you are a worthless piece of trash

  • No life fat ass retard

  • @AliveDesign ;)

  • @Pyware50 haha , someones been watching my youtube

  • ahahah dude, this is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen on youtube!!

  • i managed 14 seconds before i realized im watching an asshole at work!! i hope steven hawkins kicks your ass!!

  • Stephan hawking is a hero. He fucked your wife !

  • I stopped 50 seconds into this garbage...49 seconds too late!! Cowards enjoy scholastic humor like this.

  • 8,154 pussyfied FAGGOTS don't have a sense of humor.... this guy made me laugh out loud....LOL....

  • @KeMoniito Damn... if you found this funny, then you still probably laugh at knock-knock jokes from 5 year olds...

  • Aaaaaaahahaha

  • Sir, you are a primitive asshole with no life and no sense of humor whatsoever mocing a beautiful mind like mr. Hawkins while your is so ugly.

  • fool

  • quit

    

  • You aren't fit to say Mr. Hawking's name.

  • so funny

  • nice lol

  • lol i laughed so hard.

  • that is really not funny

    I didn't even watch the video

    But you should go and get some sort of education

  • Wow just think, a bit under 700,000 views for this retarded video on youtube will probably end up being your greatest accomplishment in life....good for you, be proud. One question for you, what will your famous last words be on your death bed because I'm sure you've already got that all planned out, will it have something to do with this brainless video?..... :D evil.

  • lol at all the mad douchebags here.

    Calm down fags it's only the internet.

  • FUCK YOU!! How dare you even dare use his name in your video, you are the reason for the cancer and the vile shit of the earth. seriously crawl into a hole and die alone. and take Hawkings name off this video

  • You suck.

  • What a douchebag dude.

  • ....delete this please and spread love instead

  • ooohh god!!! that was genius!! hahahaha good stuff

  • Ok... you didn't deserve to birth. Or may be you are a miss experiment of the great Mr. Hawking but I don't think so, he doesn't make mistakes.

  • Tasteless

  • Why did you waste your time making this?

  • I thought it was funny :D

  • @Latchwood1 Yeah haha

  • You are a fucking asshole, you motherfucking dip shit.

  • idk what worse about this video, he cheer terribleness of it or the fact that so many fucking retards have no idea how easy it is to actually make the same voice as Stephen, for future reference it's a synthetic polyphonic synthesizer by the name of Microsoft same and it's on ever copy of windows, plz troll better next time noob

  • fag

  • You guys need to chill and take more drugs. this is meant to be humorous.

  • flagged

  • @finalfansix flagged for what? being shit? flagging things just cos you think they suck (and holy shit, this video sucks balls) is gay. flagging is for certain things, and this is none of those things.

  • @PHOG1 flagged for being offensive towards a handicapped person and for showing a complete lack of knowledge about how important this guy's dicoveries have been to science, it's disrespectful and uncalled for

  • @finalfansix that's not a legitimate reason... look at the list of options. it being offensive to handicapped people doesn't mean a thing. uncalled for doesn't mean a thing. disrespectful doesn't mean a thing. showing a lack of knowledge about how amazing hawking is (and he is) doesn't mean a thing.

    you are just trying to censor something because you are "offended" and essentially because you don't like it. you are the worst kind of self righteous prick on the planet :)

  • @PHOG1 Taste, does mean something, and this, to me and many others who unfortunately clicked on it, think this is in bad taste. Oh, and not funny either. So pretty much a fail all around. Does deciding if we like something or not, and letting its creator know make us self-righteous? If so then consider me that.

  • @LRMcCutcheon1 deciding you dont like something doesn't make you self righteous.. nor does telling the creator it is shit and they are a moron. but trying to censor it purely because you don't think it is funny (which is what the person i called self righteous had done) DOES make someone self righteous.. and just as much (if not more) of an asshole than the person who made this piece of shit video.

    i agree it is shit and in bad taste.. but there is no legitimate reason to flag it

  • @PHOG1

    Who are you to choose what means a thing and what doesnt? Extending your logic will reveal that there is no real reason to censor censorship. You just dont like it and it offends your feelings, that is what makes censor a thing for you. But there is a little difference. Ban of the video by flagging it is collective opinion and in contrast you want to decide what is wrong/right on your own. That is not self righteous, that is selfish.

  • flagged

  • @PHOG1

    First you say that censorship is bad, now you censor the coments you dont like. So who is self righteous after all?

  • this isnt funny from any point of view, i can see what you're trying to do for laughs and its in poor taste, out dated , and just fucking lame lol maybe you should stick to being the quiet guy at work who stares at the girls from afar

  • fuck you stephen hawking is a great man maybe i should beat your ass and make you wheelchair bound like he is maybe you wont be so funny after all!

  • whoa, nearly 8k negatives.

    Nice job, not even Bin Laden would have collected such a negative score.

  • whut kind of morron put that video on youtube ? , only eminem can laught of handicap people ... and hawking is one of the most inteligent person in this fucktop society , I wish you could have a ski accident and not dying and become like him ... thats what you deserve for my opinion

  • I dont agree with stephen hawkings but this is dickish bro...

  • dude put yourself in his shoes fuck this vid

  • What an asshole

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  • You don't deserve to stand near Mr Hawkins or Joe Rogan. You are a bitch...oh and by the way eletronic voices don't have up-swings!!!

    Man i can't get over how shit this fucking video is. Honestly m8, calling you rearted is a massive insult to retarded people!

  • @LRMcCutcheon1 this made me loooooooooooool

  • @LRMcCutcheon1

    Your argument is to break down the mechanics of an electronic voice. You Joe Rogan are an official dork.

  • @jonathangregory it took you a MONTH to write this shitty comeback? HAHAHA

  • @jonathangregory You dont have any arguments...

  • and it's called a typo

  • funny how a guy who can only move his tounge is still a million times better that you "shit idiot who made this video". Please do a method version of someone snapping his own neck. That video would really be liked be eveyone on here. Oh and...FUCK YOU!

  • biggest douchebag. not even funny dickhead

  • You truly are an asshole, stop polluting youtube!!

  • @asr84 Stop polluting the earth in that manner.

  • what exactly are you getting hung up on, and why r u callin me a cunt? : /

  • funny shit LOL

  • you suck fucktard

  • I saw this on a list of one of the 'worst youtube videos of all time', no joke.

  • i actually would love to see jonothan pick a fight with joe that would be fear factor to the max! :)

  • Lay off the crack, and take DMT like Joe Rogan told you to!

  • jack ass mocking handicapped people.

    

  • hilarious ! ! ! absolutely love it : )

  • You're a fucking dumbass cunt if you even think this is REMOTELY funny. This shit is stupid, and I would smash this dudes face in if I saw him. Hell, I'd probably shoot him. I wonder if he likes slug rounds from a .32. What a fucking unfunny, unhappy, nobody. Pathetic.

  • This was fucking pathetic.

  • thanks.... you fucking waste of carbon....

  • Ohh Goodness!!! WOW

  • People should only get views if people watch the entire video.

    Can't we flag this guys videos or get his account removed or something?

    Better yet, if somebody who knows this moron sees this. Please kill him.

  • What a tool

  • your the rudest motherfucker ever. making fun of stephen hawkings. he is a brilliant man, he cant help the illness.

  • Is This what happens when you don't use DMT? I better go find me some quick!

  • yay I made 7762 in dislike!!

  • Get a life guy

  • this guy has serious issues.

  • This is fucking disgusting and inconsiderate. It is not at any point okay to make fun of any handicapped persons, yet not only is he disabled, he is the smartest man to ever live onthis planet. He was plagued with a serious disease and the fact that you can make fun of that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

  • -_-

  • Guys stop making fun! Just because he has a problem don't mean you should make fun of him. He is a genius, and one of the most important men of our time.

  • just for making this video, you prabrably will end up in a wheel chair

  • shoot yourself in the penis

  • I hope this guy gets ALS

  • This is the most stupid, annoying video I have ever seen. Well done sir!

  • I fucking hate when people say "Stephen Hawkings".

    There is no S in Hawking. Get it right. He deserves the respect to take the time out to spell his name properly.

  • YouTube is now infested with stupid and IQ decreasing videos such as this...please click the Thumbs down then flag for misleading text.

  • IF YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO GET THE VIDEO REMOVED THEN FLAG IT DONT JUST HIT THUMBS DOWN. HIT THE FLAG BUTTON UNDER THE VIDEO AND CLICK MISLEADING TEXT.

  • Fuck off idiot!

  • Fucking idiot. Just cos he's smarter than you...jerk.

  • Lol

  • Cmon dude really?

  • fuckhead

    

  • this is not FUNNY at all....it's just stupid to make fun of a person who has a disease.....it's not like he choose it or that he could change it...FUNNY it is when u make fun of uneducated and time wasters like u...because that's your choice...and seriously, does it make you feel funnier to make fun of a person that is suffering from a very serious disease,not mentioning that you are TRYING to make fun of a person that has a better understanding of the universe then u have about apples!

  • This is aNOYiiiiiing, and is not FUnnnnyyyyy

  • this isn't stephen hawking, this is comic book guy from the simpsons.

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  • 1. rogan would kill you you little geek.

    2. you have no life

    3. im ashamed to have watched this and now have wasted 30 seconds responding. buuuuuuuttt, fair enough, i just hit the bong ;)

  • this man is a dumb aaaaaassssssssssssss

  • This is fucking annoying.

  • steven hawkings?

  • fast becoming essence of horsechops, bullnipples, pigsnaps.

  • i knew it was bullshit! why do i click these fucking links

  • you'll never be the man stephen hawking is..

  • hahahahhahahahhhhaahhaahhahaha­hah why somany dislikes

  • God I hope watching the first five seconds of this DID NOT make me even dumber than I already AM for clicking the link....

  • That was the longest 1:35 ever... Holy shit.

  • A total waste of bandwidth...geesh

  • LOSER!

  • wow@ someone wasting their time on a video like this. all that jelly with no mutha fuckin toast

  • why are there so many dislikes? whos jonothan gregory?

  • you can tell from the thumbnail that this isnt stephen, and its hawking, not hawkings.

  • Rest assured that forces beyond your imagination, control, and wit are currently working without your consent. It may even be possible that these forces will destroy you without you ever knowing it :)

  • damn your stupid and all your videos are pointless.

  • Flagged, asswipe.

  • this is probably the funniest video on youtube

  • You might be the biggest moron I've EVER seen. No. Really. EVER!

  • You might be the biggest moron I've EVER seen. No. Really. EVER<

  • DUMBFUCK

  • This sucks arse.

  • Hmm...this is video is probably in bad taste...

  • well he is demonstrating that stephen hawking was nothing more than this. a crippled man with an opinion. hawking may have knowledge, wich is nothing more than information about something. and the definition of about is around. so really he actually never knew anything only had knowledge around the subject never actually knowing. that is my opinion.

  • cruel shite

  • It's not his fault hes never been loved, yes it is.

  • well I'm glad there are more dislikes than likes.

    @jonathangregory

    Stephen Hawking is a more respected man then you ever will be in your entire life. You clearly lack intelligence. And the fact that your video trying to replicate one of the most intelligent man's voice in the world failed, is an absolute embarrassment to you.

  • he is better than you jack ass!!!!!

  • This guy's probably fucking high and accidentally sat on a speak and spell

  • "My name is Steven Hawkings" ? You are an idiot

  • jonathan gregory is a CUNT

  • Yeah mocking the disabled is Hi-LaRious. You Dick.

  • what an Douche bag

  • stephen hawking is a fucking moron.

  • What a wanker.

  • hahahaha, made me laugh.

  • A statement in Zen. "When you see the Buddha on the road. Kill him." It is a koan and one that is not a literal statement. You must stop worshiping "masters". You are the Buddha if you want to be. You are the Jesus if you want to be. Are you just like them? NO. But their path is their's and yours is yours. I know what you are tired of funky, and I agree with you. The people here have their most worshipful master Hawking. I respect Hawking. He is brilliant. But to most people here he's a deity.

  • Lame.....

  • you have got some nerve belittling the man with one of the greatest minds this world will ever see. you should be ashamed

  • stop dude, this is terrible

  • wow you are a absolute moron jonathan, all time dumbest video i have watched this year. you really need to hang yourself.

  • @jdthirteen it's "an" you hypocrite.

  • @Markc9101 I know I made a typo, didn't know we were being graded... I am not comparable to this asshole.

  • i wish this was funny.