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  • Oh my god this shit is hilarious and true at the the same time. George Fucking Carlin, you crazy old man.

  • Fuck golf!

  • Unbelieveable talent. Great, just great.

  • BUILD MORE PRISONS! But not here... haha classic carlin :) miss you George

  • N.I.M.B.Y.!!! Love it lol Great way to remember the dumb people that say this!

  • Carlin was the man. Funniest, most worldly educated comedian ever. R.I.P.

  • my dad plays golf...

    FUCK HIM!!! AHAHHAHAHA

  • What makes this video even better is that there are snowflakes :D

  • BUILD MORE PRISONS ! =))

  • @buggy89plm in your backyard? lol

  • oh man... George Carlin should've come to Qatar... :@... Indians are everywhere (no disrespect)....

  • I hate golf lol

  • George Carlin is my idol :)

  • I love him, but how many poor people did he live near?

  • @cshubs Why does that matter?

  • and 99 people ARE FUCKING NIMBIES

  • "What do u think they gonna do" HAanngg arOUND  !!!!!!!! 1:51

  • 99 people are golfers

  • @OldEarthChaos

    Normally these comments are dumb and pointless, but I am totally confided 100 golfers viewed this video

  • GENIUS!

  • Carlin was definetly a man ahead of the curve on so many things. Damn..I can't believe he was this awake to the craziness of the world way back in 92--few really knew the score back then. Carlin is so spot on about the hubris of golfers, it's the same kind of repulsive, dark energy that Wall street banksters give off. Level the golf fields and put up something in it's place that will benefit the human race!! Remember 'Defense' from "Fallen down"? Haha George Carlin RIP!

  • and forget mini-golf, let these prick play the Wii....

    though, the golf course is probably the only place we can get these big fat motherf*cker to be outside and have some exercises, you know, if you get rid of the golf cart and let them carry their own sticks.

  • military base: the ILLUSION of security.

  • Always wondered why a dickhead like Tiger Woods earns millions of dollars by hitting a little ball with a stick and some firemen sometimes do 'community service'. Oh right.. This world is runned by morons. George Carlin is so cool :) 

  • I worked in a golf hotel. YOU ARE A HERO. I always think of golfers like you. RIP George Carlin. If you were president, the world would be way better!

  • Just because this guy doesn't like golf doesn't mean it should be eliminated. What the fu k about football. People get paid millions if dollars to run at each other and hurt each other for a trophy. Sounds a lot like cavemen to me. I like football but everything has bad that can be said about it. This guy could make anything look like its bad. He couldn't even make contact with a ball and a club.

  • What year was this..

  • 98 jerkoffs thought Reagan was a good president.

  • 98 people play golf

  • Racist? How the hell did Tiger Woods get in there then??

  • @julio13wrathchild You obviously don't know anything about Tiger Woods to say that. Think before you speak.

    Tiger became pro in 1996, this stand-up was recorded in 1992, get the picture?

  • @jaysong87 I do. Srry mate, but I'm not a big fan of golf; I didn't know that.

  • @julio13wrathchild If you listen carefully, you would notice that he was referring to country clubs.

  • @fowzie777 you're an idiot

  • @wewlive - good comeback!!! now refute one thing I've said....

  • @fowzie777 It's comedy, stupid.

  • wow he makes quite a point

  • THE BALL IS THAT FUCKING BIG!!!!...tht lined killed me!!! lol 

  • golf being racist? oh please...

  • golf being racist? oh please...

  • 5,810 people suck at golf.

  • @mattlittlej I shoot in the low to mid 80s and I think this is hilarious. :P

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  • i play a little golf but this is still funny as shit and very good points

  • 96 people are golf players...

  • @tylertyler82 aside from the obvious time issue that another person already brought up... can ya ame another one? No? Didn't think so. So the point still MOSTLY stands. Go to a gold course one day, and see how many people who show up aren't white. If you see ONE, you picked a good day.

  • Mini Golf is better.

  • How can a man be this HILARIOUS and intelligent at the same damn time its amazing!!!!

  • To George Carlin:

    Tiger Woods.

  • @tylertyler82 Hey doesnt count.... Fuck tiger woods... and golf!!!

  • @tylertyler82 Lets see this was recorded in 1992 which would have made Tiger Woods....a sophomore in High School, nice try though

  • it's like watching Flys FUCK! LMFAO

    R.I.P U Old Fuck.

  • Hey George... I like orange. It's my favorite color...

  • if he was good at golf he wouldnt be talking like this

  • @dras50376272 apparently he didn't care to be good. he does have a a point about the intellect it takes to play :-)

  • Golf is great and all ppl but it aint right that some rich fucks plan how they're gonna screw everyone in this huge stretch of land while some are on the streets freezing to death every year.

  • BUILD MORE PRISONS!!!!!!

    but not here!

    u think there gunna hang in front of a fucking prison?

    and if they do break out what u think there gonna do if they do break out????

    HANG AROUND???

  • :59 jacking off lmao

  • NIMBY

    not in my back yard.

  • Remember seeing this on a mixed clip vid called but seriously

    Good sketch

  • golf is the stupidest fucking sport in the world

  • @kugashira101

    golf is not a sport

  • @TheTrippybutterfly Yeah, it was only with my dad that I would actually go out to the golf course and play a full 18. It really is a good father-child thing IMO. Pretty sure it was Tiger Woods dad who got him into golfing as well. So thats why I like golf, but its just the old pricks who go to golf courses to compete that ruin it.

  • Carlin was dead on about a lot of shit. In my parents' neighborhood they wanted to build low income housing. People protested it b/c they were convinced it would bring in "undesirable" people and lower property values. It got built anyway, thank God. If we truly gave a damn about homeless people we would bring them into our homes, as someone else made a point about. But nobody cares. We discriminate against the needy and perpetuate the cycle of despair.

  • @jahaudmk This white person thinks Carlin was one of the most truthful humans ever created by God.

  • I don't feel bad for going to the driving range every now and again. I find it therapeutic. At least I almost never try to actually play the game of golf. Everybody I've encountered on the golf course is usually some sorta arrogant jackass who looks down on me with my jeans and ball-cap playing their precious game. I'll do what the f-ck I want, and if they don't like it they can take their $900 driver and shove it. It is fun showing up the rich assholes at their own game, though, b/c I'm GOOD.

  • To the people QQing about the golf part , well it seems that you will never understand the concept of Comedy , i feel awful for you people .

  • Guess what Carlin YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GENEROUS AND BUILT SOME SHIT. GOLF IS A ACTIVITY TO KEEP KIDS WAY FROM DRUGS...Been playing since 14. Great Exercise!! Oh and Tiger came out a lil after this!!! HAHA Carlin you are stupid on this topic of GOLF. You prob. sucked, and gave it up after one swing. Bill Hicks was better than you anyways. You've always been a Rich cock sucker that sits on his high horse

  • @brp2323 KIDS DONT PLAY GOLF DUMBASS KIDS PLAY REAL SPORTS LIKE FOOTBALL AND HOCKEY.

  • @JUGGALOMETAL80 I played golf (to an extent) in high school. Also played some in 4th grade with my dad. The most fun you can get out of golf though is going to the course in with a putter and driver in jeans, sneakers, and my ballcap and showing up the rich assholes with their pretentious "golf uniforms" and a 10-grand golf club set. I was like an IRL Happy Gilmore... in high school.... who didn't play hockey.

  • hey i like golf.  whats this guy's deal?

  • screw mini-golf too...let them play the Wii...

  • You can actually make any sport sound retarded by describing what each player strives to do.

  • BUILD MORE PRISONS!!!!! but not here.....

  • 1:39-2:08 ROFLMAO literally

  • Love it! Mixing it in with '93 house tracks right now! We 're in tears!

  • I wonder what George Carlin thinks about our boy-wonder president playing golf? Or Tiger Woods? Oh, I forgot: He's dead. See, I'm a comedian too!

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  • @timmycrw91 DOHOHO! Haha.

  • Funny lib....who doesn't have a clue. Well, his kind are Obamaites. We see the results. George Carlin: Funny clueless lib. At least he can't electioneer for the left anymore :-)

  • You can tell he put a shit load of work into his material. Every little word placed out in a beautiful structure. Nobody can top Carlin he's just too fucking good all great comedians look up to this guy I can see why.

  • @Catcherintherye11111 thats because no one wants to grow some balls and say all the true bull shit that is happening in the world

  • I love George Carlin but I also love Golf! Im so conflicted :(

  • @gujadhurv stop loving golf u selfish cocksucker :p

  • @gujadhurv actually just buy a wii play it there more fun less selfish

  • @gujadhurv

    You should try fucking with a windmill for an hour and a half.

  • @gujadhurv Good play mini gold instead takes less land and wont take shitloads of space

  • @gujadhurv thats why we have minigolf

  • @gujadhurv some of my favorite jokes are on things i am interested in. I like having the ability to laugh at myself :) its not bad to laugh at a joke on something you enjoy.

  • @gujadhurv Ha ha, how funny that I said the same thing before even clicking play.

  • @gujadhurv I hate when that happens!! >_< I know how you felt man 2 months ago when you wrote this :/

  • @gujadhurv Be yourself, man :D

  • hahah golf is crap. i put in golf as my number 5 bitch sports of all time

  • @osiris3yhn what is number 1?

  • @TheItalianGamer1996 football man

  • "....well i'd take a little radiation, if I could getta job.."

  • 95 people watched this video from golf courses while on break :) xD

  • The irony of youtube advertising "Tiger Woods golf swing in slow motion" on this video.

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  • The things he says about prisons is sooooo true.

  • Carlin helps you when you think don't know who's crazy... you cause you don't want fuck all to do with ppl, or ppl cause they're such lying, twisted assholes...Carlin will sort that problem out for you within seconds

  • Am so thankful that the two apartments next to me are stash houses for drug dealers, what are these people thinking, this used to be a beautiful neighborhood.

  • NEVER give a Vietnam veteran five dollars, sitting in a wheel chair, with legs amputed below the knees, most so called gay faggot Americans will look down their noses at you, let them go into the matrix, pull up to Starbucks, drug running organisation, same as many, gas hog Escalades, millions of childrens lives destroyed for the fun, happy, happy, turn on your gay illuminati telivision losers!

  • I have never, ever gotten so many responses from one, tiny comment

  • @trequor

    When it comes to humour, especially of comedians worth listening too, it's completely subjective my friend.

  • @1Grafikz1Blackout1 I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  • @trequor

    sub·jec·tive/səbˈjektiv/

    Noun: The subjective case.

    Adjective: Based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.

    ?

    Comedians are rated by these factors, are they not? What's funny to you and what's funny too me are subjective, and that's why I believe Eddie Murphy Delirious is the funniest stand up routine; whereas you'd disagree

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials I agree, Carlin is funnier, but Williams has a better golf bit

    

  • OBAMA LIES

  • Respond to this video... Nothing like Carlin. I'm a Canadian and he told it how it was about America

  • @adamcturnbull. And Canada is any different? Shit, Canada is hardly equitable. Just go ask the natives there, the many "minorities", or even working class "whites"!

  • Good idea!

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials I honestly can say that I have not had the pleasure of seeing too much of Bill Hicks. However, I have seen the way Carlin and Hicks deal with hecklers back in the 70's when we werent so "politically correct" and it is fucking awesome. There was no cheezy jokes or anything it was just your a fucking bitch, I hope your family goes and dies in a horrific car fire, get the fuck out of here you cunt hahahahah

  • I sometimes wonder why we don't use our spare bedrooms (society in general) to house homeless. I mean we've got a home with extra room; why not give someone who needs it the space; but then I remember that we humans are assholes and you can't really trust any of us. I'm reminded of a story on the news about a guy who invited some random dude too his house; he trusted this stranger enough to fall asleep with him there and the guy murdered him in his sleep just cause he felt like it. Moral: FTW...

  • for as much money as he has, he still keeps it real for the underdogs

  • @oldspice4444 he dosnt have any money....hes dead.

  • @JakobsMovieTutorials I think he is talking about robin williams. I think Robin is funny but NO ONE HAS, OR EVER WILL BE AS AMAZING AS CARLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this was before Tiger Woods I take it.

  • Funny, but Williams is better

  • @trequor I thinks it's about time for you to suck a dick....

  • @theemusic92 I would, except your mom has that covered for pretty much everyone

  • @trequor Wow. haha

  • @trequor haha not even in your dreams buddy

  • Basketball - Put a ball in a basket

    Football - carry a ball into an area of grass

    Soccer - kick a ball in a net

    ^see a trend?

  • @Snuffels203

    It keeps the public entertained so they stay away from important matters.

  • Businesspeople should buy Mario Golf intsead.

  • Priceless

  • fucking awesome!

  • Oh man, that guy was funny. Who else could get so much comedy mileage out of talking about something as intrinsically boring as golf.

  • he looks like an old chris pontius.

  • I inherited a set of clubs from my grandpa a while back, and went golfing for the first and only time a month ago.

    Now i feel like shit. :(

  • 92 people play golf

  • Sometimes solution oriented, compassionate, humanist entertainers will employ hyperbole to make a point.

    Translation:

    If Carlin makes you feel butt hurt - ever - then you are, for sure, an asshole.

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill

    Damn right dude. Carlin, last of the great American rebels.

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill The cold hard truth.

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill what about when he says hes given up on the human species or that an act of terrorism is only entertainment to him...carlin is a funny comedian not an infallible philosipher

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill i guess your just perfect then..yep nothing wrong with you..nope..im sure carlin wouldn't think your comment is ignorant at all no...

    translation...maybe when he's actually talking about an asshole or a group of assholes (republicans) then yes those people might get offended but carlin also does something all comedians do..they make fun of everyone and its usually pretty exaggerated with some things...in my opinion I think he could be a lil hard on ppl..but he tells jokes!

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill and truth...he does speak the truth but, to say that everyone who may get offended by something he said is an asshole? thats just ignorant you don't know these people...and if you did im sure they would think your an asshole...sorry i didnt mean to be harsh...its been a long day...too many assholes in my face... :)

  • @BenjaminLuckinbill its like the golf thing...im sure he didn't mean he hates everyone who plays golf..just the stereo typical rich people that have nothing better to do with there time...but im sure he understood how everyone likes activities that there friends or wives or whoever doesn't like...im sure he knew other comedians who golfed...but when he was doing this stand up show he exaggerated a little bit to make it funnier...

  • If he had a few more years he would have made a difference in the world for sure.

  • @BackToSch00l

    George Carland? Seriously???

    I think you need to do what your username suggests.

  • golf is fucking boring

  • he sounds a little like Keith Ledger's the Joker :)

  • wow this is funny cuz the golf idea i actually pitched to my friend a while back. it really is the most wasteful sport we play. and to what? hit a little tiny fuckin ball around?

    george carland rocks

  • I fucking love you George. I fucking love you.

  • Stealing your car is something an escaped convict would do if he got out. Or steal your money.

  • for those complaining about being open minded. how about the fact you can like golf and this bit from george carlin. i've been a carlin in my whole life but i also enjoy things like golf and nascar which he made fun of constantly.

  • HAHAHA, ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE HIM IS PROBALY SOME RICH FUCKIN PUNK, OR AN IDIOT THATS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!

  • old bitter turd

  • despite his crude humor and antics which some idiots find offensive his monologues always had a far deeper message which I think anyone open minded enough could realize.

  • 92 people are Tiger Woods fans.

  • People have been brainwashed through school and life to do one thing, make the government have more control and have more money think about it, humanity in this country are so brainwashed to believing there is no god by rich scientist that can't provide any proof he doesn't exists and believe in there hair brained theory's, THE American GOVERNMENT WANTS SLAVES TO PAY TAXES (ON YOUR PAYCHECK) AND KEEP YOU IN THE DARK FROM THE TRUTH OF WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON!

  • George Carlin was a genius--every time I watch his videos I learn something new. Hell, you could just watch George Carlin videos all day and never have to go to school.

  • @NorrisArt So true man

  • @NorrisArt Well I wouldn't go that far

  • @dewaele I would. :3

  • I used the term "houseless" a few times and everyone that hears it assumes i got it from that stupid Jenks show or whatever its called, no one ever mentions Carlin, it's a damn shame the man is a comic genius, some people just don't appriciate the classic stuff as we do.

  • Golf does require skill, but it is boring most of the time, elitist, and racist for the most part. I've never played a game of golf, and I consider it a waste of time. Carlin is spot on in this routine, I'm surprised they haven't put low-cost housing on golf courses yet. Well, NIMBY has something to do with it.

  • So true! Sorry Tiger!

  • "now i know there are some people who play golf that don't consider themselves rich... FUCK EM!" lol

  • this guy is so bang on pure genius.

  • @DieRothchild I feel I must inform you that hell is an imaginary place. Also, life is finite, not eternal.

  • @ftheccjake Respect the opinions of others.

  • @ftheccjake

    I feel I must inform you that you aren't knowledgeable about what happens after death, nor the locales one's soul may end up in.

  • Ok, Carlin is awesome, but I love golf. It is not an elitist sport, primarily because it is not a sport, it is a game. Golf is special though, it is one of the few things you can completely suck at and still love to do.

  • @ftheccjake You sound just like what he is talking about.

  • The best, no one comes close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!