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Carlin was definetly a man ahead of the curve on so many things. Damn..I can't believe he was this awake to the craziness of the world way back in 92--few really knew the score back then. Carlin is so spot on about the hubris of golfers, it's the same kind of repulsive, dark energy that Wall street banksters give off. Level the golf fields and put up something in it's place that will benefit the human race!! Remember 'Defense' from "Fallen down"? Haha George Carlin RIP!
and forget mini-golf, let these prick play the Wii....
though, the golf course is probably the only place we can get these big fat motherf*cker to be outside and have some exercises, you know, if you get rid of the golf cart and let them carry their own sticks.
Always wondered why a dickhead like Tiger Woods earns millions of dollars by hitting a little ball with a stick and some firemen sometimes do 'community service'. Oh right.. This world is runned by morons. George Carlin is so cool :)
I worked in a golf hotel. YOU ARE A HERO. I always think of golfers like you. RIP George Carlin. If you were president, the world would be way better!
Just because this guy doesn't like golf doesn't mean it should be eliminated. What the fu k about football. People get paid millions if dollars to run at each other and hurt each other for a trophy. Sounds a lot like cavemen to me. I like football but everything has bad that can be said about it. This guy could make anything look like its bad. He couldn't even make contact with a ball and a club.
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why George? didn't you say that we were just freak mutations? just evolutionary accidents? so why do you care about the rich screwing the poor and taking over the country? survival of the fittest asshole! step on the weak, hurdle the dead!!!!
Carlin is funny but he is the most hypocritical asshole on the planet!!
@tylertyler82 aside from the obvious time issue that another person already brought up... can ya ame another one? No? Didn't think so. So the point still MOSTLY stands. Go to a gold course one day, and see how many people who show up aren't white. If you see ONE, you picked a good day.
I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
Golf is great and all ppl but it aint right that some rich fucks plan how they're gonna screw everyone in this huge stretch of land while some are on the streets freezing to death every year.
@TheTrippybutterfly Yeah, it was only with my dad that I would actually go out to the golf course and play a full 18. It really is a good father-child thing IMO. Pretty sure it was Tiger Woods dad who got him into golfing as well. So thats why I like golf, but its just the old pricks who go to golf courses to compete that ruin it.
Carlin was dead on about a lot of shit. In my parents' neighborhood they wanted to build low income housing. People protested it b/c they were convinced it would bring in "undesirable" people and lower property values. It got built anyway, thank God. If we truly gave a damn about homeless people we would bring them into our homes, as someone else made a point about. But nobody cares. We discriminate against the needy and perpetuate the cycle of despair.
I don't feel bad for going to the driving range every now and again. I find it therapeutic. At least I almost never try to actually play the game of golf. Everybody I've encountered on the golf course is usually some sorta arrogant jackass who looks down on me with my jeans and ball-cap playing their precious game. I'll do what the f-ck I want, and if they don't like it they can take their $900 driver and shove it. It is fun showing up the rich assholes at their own game, though, b/c I'm GOOD.
Guess what Carlin YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GENEROUS AND BUILT SOME SHIT. GOLF IS A ACTIVITY TO KEEP KIDS WAY FROM DRUGS...Been playing since 14. Great Exercise!! Oh and Tiger came out a lil after this!!! HAHA Carlin you are stupid on this topic of GOLF. You prob. sucked, and gave it up after one swing. Bill Hicks was better than you anyways. You've always been a Rich cock sucker that sits on his high horse
@JUGGALOMETAL80 I played golf (to an extent) in high school. Also played some in 4th grade with my dad. The most fun you can get out of golf though is going to the course in with a putter and driver in jeans, sneakers, and my ballcap and showing up the rich assholes with their pretentious "golf uniforms" and a 10-grand golf club set. I was like an IRL Happy Gilmore... in high school.... who didn't play hockey.
Funny lib....who doesn't have a clue. Well, his kind are Obamaites. We see the results. George Carlin: Funny clueless lib. At least he can't electioneer for the left anymore :-)
You can tell he put a shit load of work into his material. Every little word placed out in a beautiful structure. Nobody can top Carlin he's just too fucking good all great comedians look up to this guy I can see why.
@gujadhurv some of my favorite jokes are on things i am interested in. I like having the ability to laugh at myself :) its not bad to laugh at a joke on something you enjoy.
Carlin helps you when you think don't know who's crazy... you cause you don't want fuck all to do with ppl, or ppl cause they're such lying, twisted assholes...Carlin will sort that problem out for you within seconds
Am so thankful that the two apartments next to me are stash houses for drug dealers, what are these people thinking, this used to be a beautiful neighborhood.
NEVER give a Vietnam veteran five dollars, sitting in a wheel chair, with legs amputed below the knees, most so called gay faggot Americans will look down their noses at you, let them go into the matrix, pull up to Starbucks, drug running organisation, same as many, gas hog Escalades, millions of childrens lives destroyed for the fun, happy, happy, turn on your gay illuminati telivision losers!
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Comedians are rated by these factors, are they not? What's funny to you and what's funny too me are subjective, and that's why I believe Eddie Murphy Delirious is the funniest stand up routine; whereas you'd disagree
@adamcturnbull. And Canada is any different? Shit, Canada is hardly equitable. Just go ask the natives there, the many "minorities", or even working class "whites"!
@JakobsMovieTutorials I honestly can say that I have not had the pleasure of seeing too much of Bill Hicks. However, I have seen the way Carlin and Hicks deal with hecklers back in the 70's when we werent so "politically correct" and it is fucking awesome. There was no cheezy jokes or anything it was just your a fucking bitch, I hope your family goes and dies in a horrific car fire, get the fuck out of here you cunt hahahahah
I sometimes wonder why we don't use our spare bedrooms (society in general) to house homeless. I mean we've got a home with extra room; why not give someone who needs it the space; but then I remember that we humans are assholes and you can't really trust any of us. I'm reminded of a story on the news about a guy who invited some random dude too his house; he trusted this stranger enough to fall asleep with him there and the guy murdered him in his sleep just cause he felt like it. Moral: FTW...
@JakobsMovieTutorials I think he is talking about robin williams. I think Robin is funny but NO ONE HAS, OR EVER WILL BE AS AMAZING AS CARLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@BenjaminLuckinbill what about when he says hes given up on the human species or that an act of terrorism is only entertainment to him...carlin is a funny comedian not an infallible philosipher
@BenjaminLuckinbill i guess your just perfect then..yep nothing wrong with you..nope..im sure carlin wouldn't think your comment is ignorant at all no...
translation...maybe when he's actually talking about an asshole or a group of assholes (republicans) then yes those people might get offended but carlin also does something all comedians do..they make fun of everyone and its usually pretty exaggerated with some things...in my opinion I think he could be a lil hard on ppl..but he tells jokes!
@BenjaminLuckinbill and truth...he does speak the truth but, to say that everyone who may get offended by something he said is an asshole? thats just ignorant you don't know these people...and if you did im sure they would think your an asshole...sorry i didnt mean to be harsh...its been a long day...too many assholes in my face... :)
@BenjaminLuckinbill its like the golf thing...im sure he didn't mean he hates everyone who plays golf..just the stereo typical rich people that have nothing better to do with there time...but im sure he understood how everyone likes activities that there friends or wives or whoever doesn't like...im sure he knew other comedians who golfed...but when he was doing this stand up show he exaggerated a little bit to make it funnier...
wow this is funny cuz the golf idea i actually pitched to my friend a while back. it really is the most wasteful sport we play. and to what? hit a little tiny fuckin ball around?
for those complaining about being open minded. how about the fact you can like golf and this bit from george carlin. i've been a carlin in my whole life but i also enjoy things like golf and nascar which he made fun of constantly.
despite his crude humor and antics which some idiots find offensive his monologues always had a far deeper message which I think anyone open minded enough could realize.
People have been brainwashed through school and life to do one thing, make the government have more control and have more money think about it, humanity in this country are so brainwashed to believing there is no god by rich scientist that can't provide any proof he doesn't exists and believe in there hair brained theory's, THE American GOVERNMENT WANTS SLAVES TO PAY TAXES (ON YOUR PAYCHECK) AND KEEP YOU IN THE DARK FROM THE TRUTH OF WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON!
George Carlin was a genius--every time I watch his videos I learn something new. Hell, you could just watch George Carlin videos all day and never have to go to school.
I used the term "houseless" a few times and everyone that hears it assumes i got it from that stupid Jenks show or whatever its called, no one ever mentions Carlin, it's a damn shame the man is a comic genius, some people just don't appriciate the classic stuff as we do.
Golf does require skill, but it is boring most of the time, elitist, and racist for the most part. I've never played a game of golf, and I consider it a waste of time. Carlin is spot on in this routine, I'm surprised they haven't put low-cost housing on golf courses yet. Well, NIMBY has something to do with it.
Ok, Carlin is awesome, but I love golf. It is not an elitist sport, primarily because it is not a sport, it is a game. Golf is special though, it is one of the few things you can completely suck at and still love to do.
Oh my god this shit is hilarious and true at the the same time. George Fucking Carlin, you crazy old man.
montiel291 21 hours ago
Fuck golf!
mtrujillo457 1 day ago
Unbelieveable talent. Great, just great.
Truthsabre777 1 week ago
BUILD MORE PRISONS! But not here... haha classic carlin :) miss you George
flembagg966 3 weeks ago
N.I.M.B.Y.!!! Love it lol Great way to remember the dumb people that say this!
Koolio859 3 weeks ago
Carlin was the man. Funniest, most worldly educated comedian ever. R.I.P.
pandre925 3 weeks ago 3
my dad plays golf...
FUCK HIM!!! AHAHHAHAHA
DeathDefied69 3 weeks ago 4
What makes this video even better is that there are snowflakes :D
DrIScream 1 month ago
BUILD MORE PRISONS ! =))
buggy89plm 1 month ago
@buggy89plm in your backyard? lol
Tobias2789 1 month ago
oh man... George Carlin should've come to Qatar... :@... Indians are everywhere (no disrespect)....
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RapsAlive 1 month ago
I hate golf lol
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as much i hate do disagree with Mr. Carlin, most golfers don't WALK to the ball. They have someone to drive them to it
bearcataquatic 1 month ago
George Carlin is my idol :)
wnwnwNN 2 months ago
I love him, but how many poor people did he live near?
cshubs 2 months ago
@cshubs Why does that matter?
2wives1prophet 1 month ago
and 99 people ARE FUCKING NIMBIES
Emrovsky 2 months ago
"What do u think they gonna do" HAanngg arOUND !!!!!!!! 1:51
Emrovsky 2 months ago
99 people are golfers
OldEarthChaos 2 months ago
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Normally these comments are dumb and pointless, but I am totally confided 100 golfers viewed this video
0hypnotoad0 1 month ago
GENIUS!
CrackTheFox 2 months ago
Carlin was definetly a man ahead of the curve on so many things. Damn..I can't believe he was this awake to the craziness of the world way back in 92--few really knew the score back then. Carlin is so spot on about the hubris of golfers, it's the same kind of repulsive, dark energy that Wall street banksters give off. Level the golf fields and put up something in it's place that will benefit the human race!! Remember 'Defense' from "Fallen down"? Haha George Carlin RIP!
pmsan29 2 months ago
and forget mini-golf, let these prick play the Wii....
though, the golf course is probably the only place we can get these big fat motherf*cker to be outside and have some exercises, you know, if you get rid of the golf cart and let them carry their own sticks.
drixomanbeta 2 months ago
military base: the ILLUSION of security.
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pokeyjokekid 2 months ago
Always wondered why a dickhead like Tiger Woods earns millions of dollars by hitting a little ball with a stick and some firemen sometimes do 'community service'. Oh right.. This world is runned by morons. George Carlin is so cool :)
texasB666 2 months ago
I worked in a golf hotel. YOU ARE A HERO. I always think of golfers like you. RIP George Carlin. If you were president, the world would be way better!
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Just because this guy doesn't like golf doesn't mean it should be eliminated. What the fu k about football. People get paid millions if dollars to run at each other and hurt each other for a trophy. Sounds a lot like cavemen to me. I like football but everything has bad that can be said about it. This guy could make anything look like its bad. He couldn't even make contact with a ball and a club.
washdcnova 3 months ago
What year was this..
sansam25 3 months ago
98 jerkoffs thought Reagan was a good president.
krevice 3 months ago
98 people play golf
jgremlinz 3 months ago
Racist? How the hell did Tiger Woods get in there then??
julio13wrathchild 3 months ago
@julio13wrathchild You obviously don't know anything about Tiger Woods to say that. Think before you speak.
Tiger became pro in 1996, this stand-up was recorded in 1992, get the picture?
jaysong87 3 months ago
@jaysong87 I do. Srry mate, but I'm not a big fan of golf; I didn't know that.
julio13wrathchild 3 months ago
@julio13wrathchild If you listen carefully, you would notice that he was referring to country clubs.
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why George? didn't you say that we were just freak mutations? just evolutionary accidents? so why do you care about the rich screwing the poor and taking over the country? survival of the fittest asshole! step on the weak, hurdle the dead!!!!
Carlin is funny but he is the most hypocritical asshole on the planet!!
fowzie777 4 months ago
@fowzie777 you're an idiot
wewlive 4 months ago
@wewlive - good comeback!!! now refute one thing I've said....
fowzie777 4 months ago
@fowzie777 It's comedy, stupid.
CoolerKing37 3 months ago
wow he makes quite a point
yomonkey3 4 months ago
THE BALL IS THAT FUCKING BIG!!!!...tht lined killed me!!! lol
00laum1 4 months ago
golf being racist? oh please...
BWKsoccer06 4 months ago
golf being racist? oh please...
BWKsoccer06 4 months ago
5,810 people suck at golf.
mattlittlej 4 months ago
@mattlittlej I shoot in the low to mid 80s and I think this is hilarious. :P
Leidachinaman 4 months ago
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mattlittlej 4 months ago
i play a little golf but this is still funny as shit and very good points
chillin3651 4 months ago
96 people are golf players...
smallrouge1 4 months ago
@tylertyler82 aside from the obvious time issue that another person already brought up... can ya ame another one? No? Didn't think so. So the point still MOSTLY stands. Go to a gold course one day, and see how many people who show up aren't white. If you see ONE, you picked a good day.
KaiserSoze679 4 months ago
Mini Golf is better.
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DigitalCAPS 5 months ago
How can a man be this HILARIOUS and intelligent at the same damn time its amazing!!!!
homicidal216 5 months ago 58
To George Carlin:
Tiger Woods.
tylertyler82 5 months ago
@tylertyler82 Hey doesnt count.... Fuck tiger woods... and golf!!!
rtaha93 5 months ago
@tylertyler82 Lets see this was recorded in 1992 which would have made Tiger Woods....a sophomore in High School, nice try though
dssaunde 4 months ago
it's like watching Flys FUCK! LMFAO
R.I.P U Old Fuck.
mas6o0ol100 5 months ago 49
Hey George... I like orange. It's my favorite color...
Makoto7494 5 months ago
if he was good at golf he wouldnt be talking like this
dras50376272 5 months ago
@dras50376272 apparently he didn't care to be good. he does have a a point about the intellect it takes to play :-)
chaotickjg 5 months ago
Golf is great and all ppl but it aint right that some rich fucks plan how they're gonna screw everyone in this huge stretch of land while some are on the streets freezing to death every year.
pricture 5 months ago 3
BUILD MORE PRISONS!!!!!!
but not here!
u think there gunna hang in front of a fucking prison?
and if they do break out what u think there gonna do if they do break out????
HANG AROUND???
1kurtcobaine 5 months ago 2
:59 jacking off lmao
1kurtcobaine 5 months ago
NIMBY
not in my back yard.
1kurtcobaine 5 months ago
Remember seeing this on a mixed clip vid called but seriously
Good sketch
craigandrach 5 months ago
golf is the stupidest fucking sport in the world
kugashira101 5 months ago
@kugashira101
golf is not a sport
Pher0cious 5 months ago
@TheTrippybutterfly Yeah, it was only with my dad that I would actually go out to the golf course and play a full 18. It really is a good father-child thing IMO. Pretty sure it was Tiger Woods dad who got him into golfing as well. So thats why I like golf, but its just the old pricks who go to golf courses to compete that ruin it.
ForceRecon198 5 months ago
Carlin was dead on about a lot of shit. In my parents' neighborhood they wanted to build low income housing. People protested it b/c they were convinced it would bring in "undesirable" people and lower property values. It got built anyway, thank God. If we truly gave a damn about homeless people we would bring them into our homes, as someone else made a point about. But nobody cares. We discriminate against the needy and perpetuate the cycle of despair.
annwitt72 5 months ago
@jahaudmk This white person thinks Carlin was one of the most truthful humans ever created by God.
annwitt72 5 months ago
I don't feel bad for going to the driving range every now and again. I find it therapeutic. At least I almost never try to actually play the game of golf. Everybody I've encountered on the golf course is usually some sorta arrogant jackass who looks down on me with my jeans and ball-cap playing their precious game. I'll do what the f-ck I want, and if they don't like it they can take their $900 driver and shove it. It is fun showing up the rich assholes at their own game, though, b/c I'm GOOD.
ForceRecon198 5 months ago
To the people QQing about the golf part , well it seems that you will never understand the concept of Comedy , i feel awful for you people .
MrVolreg 5 months ago
Guess what Carlin YOU COULD HAVE BEEN GENEROUS AND BUILT SOME SHIT. GOLF IS A ACTIVITY TO KEEP KIDS WAY FROM DRUGS...Been playing since 14. Great Exercise!! Oh and Tiger came out a lil after this!!! HAHA Carlin you are stupid on this topic of GOLF. You prob. sucked, and gave it up after one swing. Bill Hicks was better than you anyways. You've always been a Rich cock sucker that sits on his high horse
brp2323 5 months ago
@brp2323 KIDS DONT PLAY GOLF DUMBASS KIDS PLAY REAL SPORTS LIKE FOOTBALL AND HOCKEY.
JUGGALOMETAL80 5 months ago 3
@JUGGALOMETAL80 I played golf (to an extent) in high school. Also played some in 4th grade with my dad. The most fun you can get out of golf though is going to the course in with a putter and driver in jeans, sneakers, and my ballcap and showing up the rich assholes with their pretentious "golf uniforms" and a 10-grand golf club set. I was like an IRL Happy Gilmore... in high school.... who didn't play hockey.
ForceRecon198 5 months ago
hey i like golf. whats this guy's deal?
phillies2008wsc 5 months ago
screw mini-golf too...let them play the Wii...
drixomanbeta 5 months ago 2
You can actually make any sport sound retarded by describing what each player strives to do.
JFVrantique 5 months ago
BUILD MORE PRISONS!!!!! but not here.....
invaderzimgirl91 5 months ago
1:39-2:08 ROFLMAO literally
yzwme586 5 months ago
Love it! Mixing it in with '93 house tracks right now! We 're in tears!
clubhub1 5 months ago
I wonder what George Carlin thinks about our boy-wonder president playing golf? Or Tiger Woods? Oh, I forgot: He's dead. See, I'm a comedian too!
timmycrw91 5 months ago
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StephanBundi 5 months ago
@timmycrw91 DOHOHO! Haha.
mac081793 5 months ago
Funny lib....who doesn't have a clue. Well, his kind are Obamaites. We see the results. George Carlin: Funny clueless lib. At least he can't electioneer for the left anymore :-)
timmycrw91 5 months ago
You can tell he put a shit load of work into his material. Every little word placed out in a beautiful structure. Nobody can top Carlin he's just too fucking good all great comedians look up to this guy I can see why.
Catcherintherye11111 5 months ago 65
@Catcherintherye11111 thats because no one wants to grow some balls and say all the true bull shit that is happening in the world
JO3DIGGA 4 months ago
I love George Carlin but I also love Golf! Im so conflicted :(
gujadhurv 5 months ago 15
@gujadhurv stop loving golf u selfish cocksucker :p
xierotron 5 months ago
@gujadhurv actually just buy a wii play it there more fun less selfish
xierotron 5 months ago
@gujadhurv
You should try fucking with a windmill for an hour and a half.
jaredabccrisscross 5 months ago
@gujadhurv Good play mini gold instead takes less land and wont take shitloads of space
siddgaa 5 months ago 3
@gujadhurv thats why we have minigolf
sw201444 5 months ago
@gujadhurv some of my favorite jokes are on things i am interested in. I like having the ability to laugh at myself :) its not bad to laugh at a joke on something you enjoy.
FrankiNicole 4 months ago
@gujadhurv Ha ha, how funny that I said the same thing before even clicking play.
TommYYZ 4 months ago
@gujadhurv I hate when that happens!! >_< I know how you felt man 2 months ago when you wrote this :/
youdevil6 3 months ago
@gujadhurv Be yourself, man :D
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dreamboy569 6 months ago
hahah golf is crap. i put in golf as my number 5 bitch sports of all time
osiris3yhn 6 months ago
@osiris3yhn what is number 1?
TheItalianGamer1996 6 months ago
@TheItalianGamer1996 football man
osiris3yhn 6 months ago
"....well i'd take a little radiation, if I could getta job.."
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95 people watched this video from golf courses while on break :) xD
nazirdjon 6 months ago
The irony of youtube advertising "Tiger Woods golf swing in slow motion" on this video.
RDproductionsone 6 months ago
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RDproductionsone 6 months ago
The things he says about prisons is sooooo true.
bmsmith1991 6 months ago
Carlin helps you when you think don't know who's crazy... you cause you don't want fuck all to do with ppl, or ppl cause they're such lying, twisted assholes...Carlin will sort that problem out for you within seconds
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badattitude77769 6 months ago
Am so thankful that the two apartments next to me are stash houses for drug dealers, what are these people thinking, this used to be a beautiful neighborhood.
badattitude77769 6 months ago
NEVER give a Vietnam veteran five dollars, sitting in a wheel chair, with legs amputed below the knees, most so called gay faggot Americans will look down their noses at you, let them go into the matrix, pull up to Starbucks, drug running organisation, same as many, gas hog Escalades, millions of childrens lives destroyed for the fun, happy, happy, turn on your gay illuminati telivision losers!
badattitude77769 6 months ago
I have never, ever gotten so many responses from one, tiny comment
trequor 6 months ago
@trequor
When it comes to humour, especially of comedians worth listening too, it's completely subjective my friend.
1Grafikz1Blackout1 6 months ago
@1Grafikz1Blackout1 I do not think that word means what you think it means.
trequor 6 months ago
@trequor
sub·jec·tive/səbˈjektiv/
Noun: The subjective case.
Adjective: Based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions.
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Comedians are rated by these factors, are they not? What's funny to you and what's funny too me are subjective, and that's why I believe Eddie Murphy Delirious is the funniest stand up routine; whereas you'd disagree
1Grafikz1Blackout1 5 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials I agree, Carlin is funnier, but Williams has a better golf bit
trequor 6 months ago
OBAMA LIES
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adamcturnbull 6 months ago
Respond to this video... Nothing like Carlin. I'm a Canadian and he told it how it was about America
adamcturnbull 6 months ago
@adamcturnbull. And Canada is any different? Shit, Canada is hardly equitable. Just go ask the natives there, the many "minorities", or even working class "whites"!
raptorkiller2k5 6 months ago
Good idea!
ricardofuego 6 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials I honestly can say that I have not had the pleasure of seeing too much of Bill Hicks. However, I have seen the way Carlin and Hicks deal with hecklers back in the 70's when we werent so "politically correct" and it is fucking awesome. There was no cheezy jokes or anything it was just your a fucking bitch, I hope your family goes and dies in a horrific car fire, get the fuck out of here you cunt hahahahah
zachcloseupmagic 6 months ago
I sometimes wonder why we don't use our spare bedrooms (society in general) to house homeless. I mean we've got a home with extra room; why not give someone who needs it the space; but then I remember that we humans are assholes and you can't really trust any of us. I'm reminded of a story on the news about a guy who invited some random dude too his house; he trusted this stranger enough to fall asleep with him there and the guy murdered him in his sleep just cause he felt like it. Moral: FTW...
52questionmarks 6 months ago
for as much money as he has, he still keeps it real for the underdogs
oldspice4444 6 months ago
@oldspice4444 he dosnt have any money....hes dead.
johnrusso1234 6 months ago
@JakobsMovieTutorials I think he is talking about robin williams. I think Robin is funny but NO ONE HAS, OR EVER WILL BE AS AMAZING AS CARLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zachcloseupmagic 6 months ago
this was before Tiger Woods I take it.
MrDoriefs 6 months ago
Funny, but Williams is better
trequor 6 months ago
@trequor I thinks it's about time for you to suck a dick....
theemusic92 6 months ago
@theemusic92 I would, except your mom has that covered for pretty much everyone
trequor 6 months ago
@trequor Wow. haha
theemusic92 6 months ago
@trequor haha not even in your dreams buddy
RyanOFelt 6 months ago
Basketball - Put a ball in a basket
Football - carry a ball into an area of grass
Soccer - kick a ball in a net
^see a trend?
Snuffels203 6 months ago
@Snuffels203
It keeps the public entertained so they stay away from important matters.
ocarina2boy 6 months ago
Businesspeople should buy Mario Golf intsead.
julio13wrathchild 6 months ago
Priceless
11stivo 6 months ago
fucking awesome!
hammondjazz 6 months ago
Oh man, that guy was funny. Who else could get so much comedy mileage out of talking about something as intrinsically boring as golf.
2indulgent 6 months ago
he looks like an old chris pontius.
ganhuakin 6 months ago
I inherited a set of clubs from my grandpa a while back, and went golfing for the first and only time a month ago.
Now i feel like shit. :(
snicks3211 6 months ago
92 people play golf
juska555 6 months ago
Sometimes solution oriented, compassionate, humanist entertainers will employ hyperbole to make a point.
Translation:
If Carlin makes you feel butt hurt - ever - then you are, for sure, an asshole.
BenjaminLuckinbill 7 months ago 76
@BenjaminLuckinbill
Damn right dude. Carlin, last of the great American rebels.
gopmagister 6 months ago 3
@BenjaminLuckinbill The cold hard truth.
TheMasteratLink 6 months ago
@BenjaminLuckinbill what about when he says hes given up on the human species or that an act of terrorism is only entertainment to him...carlin is a funny comedian not an infallible philosipher
NotAG4yName 5 months ago
@BenjaminLuckinbill i guess your just perfect then..yep nothing wrong with you..nope..im sure carlin wouldn't think your comment is ignorant at all no...
translation...maybe when he's actually talking about an asshole or a group of assholes (republicans) then yes those people might get offended but carlin also does something all comedians do..they make fun of everyone and its usually pretty exaggerated with some things...in my opinion I think he could be a lil hard on ppl..but he tells jokes!
stereosanctity7 5 months ago
@BenjaminLuckinbill and truth...he does speak the truth but, to say that everyone who may get offended by something he said is an asshole? thats just ignorant you don't know these people...and if you did im sure they would think your an asshole...sorry i didnt mean to be harsh...its been a long day...too many assholes in my face... :)
stereosanctity7 5 months ago
@BenjaminLuckinbill its like the golf thing...im sure he didn't mean he hates everyone who plays golf..just the stereo typical rich people that have nothing better to do with there time...but im sure he understood how everyone likes activities that there friends or wives or whoever doesn't like...im sure he knew other comedians who golfed...but when he was doing this stand up show he exaggerated a little bit to make it funnier...
stereosanctity7 5 months ago
If he had a few more years he would have made a difference in the world for sure.
SiNFleXlt 7 months ago
@BackToSch00l
George Carland? Seriously???
I think you need to do what your username suggests.
BelphOwl 7 months ago
golf is fucking boring
Therojo 7 months ago
he sounds a little like Keith Ledger's the Joker :)
rogenjosh 7 months ago
wow this is funny cuz the golf idea i actually pitched to my friend a while back. it really is the most wasteful sport we play. and to what? hit a little tiny fuckin ball around?
george carland rocks
BackToSch00l 7 months ago
I fucking love you George. I fucking love you.
enaksound 7 months ago 3
Stealing your car is something an escaped convict would do if he got out. Or steal your money.
SupaTROopa2 7 months ago
for those complaining about being open minded. how about the fact you can like golf and this bit from george carlin. i've been a carlin in my whole life but i also enjoy things like golf and nascar which he made fun of constantly.
vtnascar 7 months ago 3
HAHAHA, ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE HIM IS PROBALY SOME RICH FUCKIN PUNK, OR AN IDIOT THATS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!
1901xBOY 7 months ago 5
old bitter turd
sixtiksix 7 months ago
despite his crude humor and antics which some idiots find offensive his monologues always had a far deeper message which I think anyone open minded enough could realize.
kboss2011 7 months ago
92 people are Tiger Woods fans.
asslickingood21 7 months ago
People have been brainwashed through school and life to do one thing, make the government have more control and have more money think about it, humanity in this country are so brainwashed to believing there is no god by rich scientist that can't provide any proof he doesn't exists and believe in there hair brained theory's, THE American GOVERNMENT WANTS SLAVES TO PAY TAXES (ON YOUR PAYCHECK) AND KEEP YOU IN THE DARK FROM THE TRUTH OF WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON!
getalife67 7 months ago
George Carlin was a genius--every time I watch his videos I learn something new. Hell, you could just watch George Carlin videos all day and never have to go to school.
NorrisArt 7 months ago 17
@NorrisArt So true man
Jefri91 7 months ago
@NorrisArt Well I wouldn't go that far
dewaele 5 months ago
@dewaele I would. :3
NorrisArt 5 months ago
I used the term "houseless" a few times and everyone that hears it assumes i got it from that stupid Jenks show or whatever its called, no one ever mentions Carlin, it's a damn shame the man is a comic genius, some people just don't appriciate the classic stuff as we do.
David5Points 7 months ago 3
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@David5Points fuck you you stupid fuck
maoutsaou 7 months ago
Golf does require skill, but it is boring most of the time, elitist, and racist for the most part. I've never played a game of golf, and I consider it a waste of time. Carlin is spot on in this routine, I'm surprised they haven't put low-cost housing on golf courses yet. Well, NIMBY has something to do with it.
komedydude 7 months ago 4
So true! Sorry Tiger!
tobyczer95 7 months ago
"now i know there are some people who play golf that don't consider themselves rich... FUCK EM!" lol
SOUTHDC231 7 months ago 4
this guy is so bang on pure genius.
leothelion75 7 months ago 4
@DieRothchild I feel I must inform you that hell is an imaginary place. Also, life is finite, not eternal.
ftheccjake 7 months ago 2
@ftheccjake Respect the opinions of others.
Lukergamer 7 months ago
@ftheccjake
I feel I must inform you that you aren't knowledgeable about what happens after death, nor the locales one's soul may end up in.
OniLink96 7 months ago
Ok, Carlin is awesome, but I love golf. It is not an elitist sport, primarily because it is not a sport, it is a game. Golf is special though, it is one of the few things you can completely suck at and still love to do.
ftheccjake 7 months ago
@ftheccjake You sound just like what he is talking about.
WolfManMonkeyDrummer 7 months ago
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@ftheccjake You sound just like what he is talking about.
WolfManMonkeyDrummer 7 months ago
The best, no one comes close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jplumber100 7 months ago