Yakov Smirnoff Miller Lite Commercial (1985)

[faristhe123456789]

in Soviet Russia videos dislike you. jk they couldn't afford computers...

[TrollMaster5]

What a crunch-ry!

[hailsatyr666]

What is he saying here? So last feeling... bla bla bla than the regular beer

[hailsatyr666]

It is always funny to laugh at your neighbors from Russia, cos I live in Ukraine, which most foreigners don't even know about.

[C4misado]

The source!

[indyfan22k]

@9290638 Brillant !!

[franciscojavierm]

It's funny cause it's true!

[xaxie1]

But that doesent sound scary... Party always finds you?

[em4rulz]

@xaxie1 Communist Party through KGB agents and such.

[MegaMr46]

In America, you search for Beaver Tails.

In Canada, Beaver Tails searches for you.

[MarzX1802]

Ah the miracle of meme birth.

[EmperorZ19]

Huh, the original joke was actually pretty clever.

[ollieroks]

@EmperorZ19 He is actually very funny and clever. I bet Boris stole his act.

[eacomitatus]

In Perú, Llamas eat you!

[JoseTwitterFan]

In Soviet Russia, beer drink YOU!!!

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

I bet a good 98-99 percent of all people who make "Soviet Russia" jokes have no idea who Yakov Smirnoff is. The guy got fucked in the ass by the internet.

[razelhamnirif]

@TheBackOfTheBoat more like 99.9999999999(infinitismally more nines, around over nine thousand)

[tsukasa1102]

@TheBackOfTheBoat your right he did =/

[SuitedJokers]

in soviet russia, bad joke tells you

[mallyvarGH]

such a classic

[Shinigami186]

In Soviet Russia, you don't buy beer. Beer buys you.

[Ropponen94]

In Soviet Russia video watches you

[weurRTG]

He is lying.

We all know he doesn't even drink water until he's had a Smirnoff Ice.

[jcasti01]

@moscowmasha And on youtube, no less. A veritable miracle.

[WolfytheWolf5667]

In Communist China, there are no jokes! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

[vigo894]

@WolfytheWolf5667= Yeah, my nephew wants his Batman action figure.

[666lilnickY]

and now we know where soviet russia jokes come from...

[moscowmasha]

Curse you, Yakov Smirnoff, for making my life as a Russian person in the United States miserable.

No more "In Soviet Russia" jokes, I beg of you! SPARE ME, WORLD!

[LilKama1]

@moscowmasha Well, it can't be all that bad, right? I mean, me being a mexican, nearly full-blooded, I hear these racist jokes on my people, and I still laugh about it, because I know they're true, haha. I don't really know, but you should try changing your view on the jokes some, or see it from a different light. You're an American, now. <3 Enjoy life, my dear friend.

[bagelsandstuff]

@moscowmasha Soviet Russia (AKA USSR) has been gone since 1991. It doesn't exist anymore! How can you be offended by those jokes???

[moscowmasha]

@bagelsandstuff

The only thing I'm offended by is how unfunny these jokes are. Soviet Russia no longer exists, so why must everyone continue making these annoying, unoriginal jokes about it?

[jcasti01]

@moscowmasha It was the 80s. Everything about that decade was ridiculous, including the humor. It's popular again because a generation forgot about it, and then someone came along and told a new generation about it via the internet while they were young, and since dumb jokes appeal to that mindset, it has become popular again.

Source: I'm the new generation.

[moscowmasha]

@jcasti01

Ah, yes. A very eloquently-phrased and accurate description.

[vigo894]

@moscowmasha= I'm still trying to figure out how it started. It was probably Failblog, or Ray William Johnson. Even Yakov doesn't do them anymore.

[thot4]

@vigo894

Ray William Johnson could not get any more unfunny.

[mdossantos047]

@vigo894 You haven't figured it out? Family Guy.

[DickJohnsonCox]

In Soviet Russia, beers drink you. lol

[danning1]

*A Good Joke Relating to Before/After Communism:

The problem in Albania under Communism was that there were no shopkeepers. The problem in Albania now is that the shopkeepers and the shoplifters have the same status under the law (Cuidad Juarez in Mexico is getting there, folks.).

P.S. Yakov Smirnoff was the original Borat. God bless him.

[FallingAnts]

In America, you fuck on cocaine

In Soviet Russia, cocaine fuck on you!

[bagelsandstuff]

In Soviet Russian, you fall on snow.

Wait, what?

[LilKama1]

@bagelsandstuff I see what you did there.

[magichristo]

In America, your job determines your marks.

In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.

[magichristo]

In America, you have money.

In Soviet Russia, money has you.

[TheRougeHawksClan]

@weegeeluigi ...Democracy wins d: ....Only to fall at a later time when after the citizens become too cocky.

[danning1]

In Russia, you can always work for the Mafia.

In America, you don't even have that option anymore. :-(

[sublimeade]

in America, you can choose your own adventure!

In Soviet Russia, the adventure chooses you!

[66watzup66]

In capitalist america, banks rob you!

[Ryan0556]

@66watzup66 So, In Soviet Russia, you rob bank! haha

[66watzup66]

@Ryan0556 no i meant the "banks" that keep our money "safe" are robbing us

[unfetteredfreak]

in america soviet russia jokes cracks u !

[runemaster253]

@weegeeluigi *cough* puts gun under coat but points it to your chest through coat.Sorry what was that.

[MelanieLouM]

I always loved Yakov Smirnoff! That crazy Russian guy! ^_^

[TylerAndFreshy]

jakov smirsmaw

[verynice420]

in soviet russia beer is always cold in room temperature

[spongah]

I always wondered where the soviet russia reversal joke came from

[Clarence055]

Ahhh...

The origin of a great meme.

[Trinder3467]

In Soviet Russia, you piss beer.

[verynice420]

im america you drink smirnoff

[handymandan100]

In Soviet Russia, M.E.M.E. knows you!

[auroraionaa]

In communist russia beer drinks you !

[ilovemartinmilner]

"Blue jeans and unopened mail" LOL

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

In America, you hate Justin Bieber.

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber hates you!

[Laxori666]

is this where that joke came from?

[ItisNatnael]

@Laxori666 yep

[irkiIIer]

@Laxori666 and family guy

[antman3456]

in soviet russia-beer drink you!

[Htrerise]

@dnjp4life haha faggot

[Asdam12]

So THAT'S where that joke originated!

[Bayplaces]

in soviet russia you kill beer

[k0stil]

He`s Billy Mays

[TejasM14]

The party finds you? That sounds great, now I wanna live in Russia.

[Bayplaces]

@TejasM14 communist party finds you

[prede89]

@TejasM14 not that kinda part....the societ party

[jimjimijanisbriannme]

@TejasM14 i always thought he meant party as in...communist party... i may be wrong but i always thought thats why it was funny lol

[ItisNatnael]

@jimjimijanisbriannme you are right

[Section9Gaming]

in Soviet Russia, Out Soviet Russia

[WestVirginiaRebel]

In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you.

[EdTheBadass]

hey .. he's the original Borat :D

[backbeyond]

In Soviet Russia, The Lada's drive you!

[NeedMoreJoyDivision]

In Soviet Russia, the fool pities you!

[tk20028]

In Soviet Russia, party always finds y- Oh wait..

[ApplesAreLethal]

In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!

[JoseTwitterFan]

In America, you eat at Hooters.

In Soviet Russia, Hooters eat YOU!!!

[OceausPhoenix]

@JoseTwitterFan F*CK YES! I'M GOIN TO RUSSIA!!!

[WrinkleTits]

in soviet russia,vodka drinks you!

[dimaev]

Yakov Smirnoff is a legend.

[Denthedragon]

In Soviet Russia, Time wastes you!

[reighteeen]

In Soviet Russia, sandwiches make women.

[3OH1]

In Soviet Russia, law breaks you !

[magicx333]

it soviet russia penis plays you!

[killroy226]

In soviet russia, beer drinks you!

[ChBgt909]

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU.

Google it

#LOL

[sandman2425]

In America, we launch nuclear weapons

In soviet russia, nuclear weapons launch you!!!

[nukleararse1]

in America you get drunk

in Soviet russia drunk gets you

[bassboy646]

In America, you do bicep curls. In Soviet Russia, biceps curl you!

[shikamaru668]

in soviet russia porn jacks off to you

[smokintheblaze]

in soviet russia, penis jacks you!!!

[integer0123456789]

In Soviet Russia, youtube watches you.

[integer0123456789]

In Soviet Russia, google googles YOU!

[yazach35]

In Soviet Russia, YOU motivate poster

[SpartanElite095]

In America, you break law.

In Soviet Russia, law break you.

[tommiedog12]

In soviet russia myspace adds you

[TheAwfulWaffle00]

in soviet russia president assassinate you

[ingarsss]

@TheAwfulWaffle00

That's actually true. Search ''Great Purge''

[ichigo674]

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem write you.

[vince065us]

In Russia God finds you.

[vince065us]

In Russia God loves you.

[bg546]

In Soviet Russia facebook logs into you!

[Quadunit404]

In Soviet Russia, commercial makes YOU!

[GameMiestro]

Oh, the party finds you alright. And when it does... XD

[vince065us]

Oh,and how!

[ShaithMaster]

@usmcandy7 it wasnt "invented" by one country it was discovered by people in multiple regions Poland, western Russia, Belarus, Lithuania, Ukraine and even scandinavia.

[wiibox3]

In soviet russia toilet flushes you

[TheAwfulWaffle00]

in soviet russia waldo finds you

[sinful3879]

In soviet russia, youtube watches YOU!!

[vince065us]

I loved him.How's he doing these days?

[exmruniverse]

in soviet russia comment posts you

[Chronobeanz]

In Soviet Russia Youtube makes comments on you.

[ZYKLONBKILLSHITLER]

What about the vodka :(

[flowglower]

in soveit russia road fork you

[emremokoko]

I don't think anybody got that but that was funny :D

[vince065us]

@emremokoko What a country!

[WhyNotTruth]

It's Borat!

[mpontheair2]

In America, there are many parties.

In Soviet Russia, there is only one party!

[vince065us]

In Russia,the way things are going,they may be going back to one party.OUCH

[abacusasian]

@mpontheair2 You win one internet.

[Darkstar6638]

@mpontheair2 In America you can always find party. In Soviet Russia the party always finds you. lol

[x0xErr0rx0x]

In Soviet Russia! Google Searches You!

[slipknotfanalex21]

in soviet russia, tv watches you

[gannable]

now america is russia. homeland security watch you

[bobbygnosis]

Road forks YOU.

[dr3oidberg]

In Soviet Russia, p*ssy eats you!

[poppydoefresh]

i tried to add this to my favorites and accidentally gave u 3 stars sorry

[russianvid99]

In Modern America, Obama's Dog watches you!

[MondoBeno]

In Russia the vodka is cheaper and the people are friendlier (or at least they are when you bring the vodka).

[blomfield1]

In Soviet Russia Joke Tells you

[StukInBuf]

God bless Yakov Smirnoff! Tells it spot-on!

[bvllets]

In Soviet Russia bags come in milks

[Kidcatdude]

it took me a second but that was funny.

[ISNIICE]

In Soviet Russia beer drinks you!

awesome commercial

[ki1ng]

haha

[b42baritone]

Yakov learn english by watching american TV shows on a Russian cruise ship he was working on. He found out the TV shows he was watching was in Spanish.

[ThePRPD2]

In Soviet Russia beer drink you!

[xman495]

another family guy reference ?

[ThePRPD2]

No.

Yakov Smirnoff started the "in Soviet Russia" jokes! O_O

[adamcharney]

God love Yakov Smirnoff!!! :)

[grypson]

how did he get over here? thought there were governers in certain places watching out for those types of invasions... he's trying to take our top secret Levis!

[Treblaine]

No! Not our Blue Jeans!

Wait, I'm British. Who wants your American blue-jeans when they can have good old fashioned British tweed TROUSERS (you wear PANTS under them).

Yes, that itchiness shows it is quality tweed.

Don't forget our blood pudding and celebrity judges! Oh America, what would you do without us?

Probably a hell of a lot more without our constant nagging, oh why can't you be like your little brother Canada, he never gets into trouble. Well, he doesn't really do much but you know.

[fgldnglbs]

On a televised Guess Who concert in Winnepeg,launching into the closing number, "Share the Land," Burton Cummings declared, "you're living in the greatest province in the greatest country in the world. Never forget that as you go through life." Yeah, that might be why. Well, it's been no easy road for us, but it's either that or international anarchy. Our leaders just haven't been good at choosing our battles recently.

You wear TWEED TROUSERS for dirty play?

[fgldnglbs]

(responses to Treblaine)

I don't know about blood pudding, but I have a shepherd's pie occasionally. Our chefs probably make it better over here.

[Treblaine]

Mmm, Shepard's pie.

But we do some good hamburgers too :D

I mentioned blood pudding because it was quite unique to Britain while being quite gross at the same time.

[Treblaine]

To be honest... no one really wears twee trousers for anything, mostly American or European clothing like blue-jeans or Adidas.

And as snotty as we may act some times, Britain holds America in great admiration, especially Obama, even British conservatives are fascinated by him for what an inspirational leader he is and what a triumph of democracy he represents while our own un-elected and deeply un-popular Prime Minister Gordon Brown could do with a couple size tens thrown his way.

[2xN]

why isn't he advertising Smirnoff?

[LuigiWolf]

lol seriously

[LucanJacups]

The orginal "In Soviet, Russia..."

Brillant.

[masmotors]

i came her beacuse i swa a rerun of stupid family guy and rememberd this guy

[mytharrow1492]

the last line is what made him memorable.

[gnrdude]

Classic Yakov! What a Country!